Thread 510344768

>the size of Europe
>only thing it's known for is a comedy movie by a Jew
how?

>>510344768 (OP)
lies, i knew the story of tamerlane and the mongols.
try not being an uneducated serb next time

Kazachstan ist das be-ste La-aaaand in der Welld

WE CONQUERED EUROPE
OTTOMAN EMPIRE LAST A MILLENIUM

>>510344768 (OP)
No one lives there

>>510344840
>im an autist who knows obscure history so this country is actually very relevant

>>510344888
I hate the dutch with passion
Festlandengländer need to die

>>510344768 (OP)
Kazakhstan?
Are you dumb? It's the only country to send people in space.

>>510344981
>the silk road isnt historically relevant, nor the people that guarded and worked it.

your world view is molded by shitty comedy movies retard, try not being an uneducated hillbilly from the balkans next time

>>510344840
Tamerlane was more centered in uzbekistan

>>510345045
>It's the only country to send people in space
It was a few years ago, now Russia built a new spaceport and Elon built one too.
Also renting land out so that Russia can send people into space doesn't really count as sending people into space

>>510344888
In my country there is problem

>>510344768 (OP)
I like their women.

>>510345016
Out of your basement Fritzl?

>>510345052
the point is that if you asked 99% of people what they knew about Kazakhstan they'd say Borat and then the conversation would promptly end

>>510344768 (OP)
Most of it is empty steppe

>>510344768 (OP)
The mercandor projection is used to distort the fact that Israel is closer France than France is to Finland .

>>510345372
what do you know about canada

>>510344981
>obsccure history
Tamerlane killed around 5% of the worlds popualtion

>>510345325
>I like their women.
astana ones or almaty ones. you can only pick one.

>>510345831
>Tamerlane killed around 5% of the worlds popualtion
it's prolly bongs fault and jews will somehow get sympathy for it.

>>510345656
maple syrup
quebec city is probably the prettiest city in the western hemisphere
banff national park
drake
the weeknd
toronto is neo-india
and uhh, it's cold?

>>510345831
His empire was laughably small compare the the Anglos.

>>510344768 (OP)
They have a cartoon.

>>510345943
not bad, probably better than average
I'd say being able to point to Kazakhstan on a map and say "borat, tamerlane, soviet union, soyuz launches" is fine for an irrelevant landlocked russian satellite that's the same population as canada and 1/10 as important

>>510346058
that's like saying portugal conquered the entire amazon

>>510344768 (OP)
qotas sütü älemdegi en yaqisi

>qotas - yak
>sütü - milk
>älem - world
>de - in
>gi - the
>en - most
>yaqisi - good

>>510344768 (OP)
niggers

>>510346459
қoдac cүтi әлeмдeгi eң жaқcы

memorize it and use it when you're there

>>510344768 (OP)
They're known for GGG (Boxer not bukake) who isn't even an ethnic Kazakh

>>510346378
>portugal conquered the entire amazon
You do realise that Australia is entirely populated and we only let the foreigners think that there is 6 and nothing else because tourists bring nothing but trouble.

>>510344768 (OP)
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>>510346634
>zoom in on one of these named "towns" in satellite view
>it's one house, a shack, and an honest to god -payphone-
seems like an insurance scam

>>510344768 (OP)
it has a kosmodrom
do you?

>>510346819
Yeah right too proud to admit defeat.
>your map says no one lives here...

>>510346819
>just shacks

>>510344768 (OP)
It's one of the emptiest countries on Earth. Looks very pleasant, apart from the harsh climate and dull steppe landscapes.

>>510344768 (OP)
It's a boring country, literally a historical transit zone that mostly consists of arid plains.

>>510346917
what a cool place
I'm just messing with you
alaska is similar, about 1 person per km^2

>>510344768 (OP)
where is jew town on the map?

>>510344768 (OP)
They stopped being relevant after the greeks left

>>510347251
Maps don’t show what’s under the ground

>>510344768 (OP)
not true. Kazakhstan is home to one of the most renowned symbols of humanity

>>510344768 (OP)
>>believes that the size of the continents is as shown on maps.

>>510344768 (OP)
The best part about having lost of land is knowing uzbeks cant have it.
Comfy living in my lane, hating women, scaring them shitless at night, drinking kvas and whiskey. Why bother with the big game if God gave me enough to be happy?

>>510344981
>obscure history
In Croatia, it's common knowledge that the ancestors of the Croats migrated out of Harauvatiš 2,000 years ago, but the rise and fall of the Turkic Khaganates and the Mongol Khanates? That's esoteric.

>>510352375
>whiskey
Aren't you guys muslims?

>>510344768 (OP)
>>510345325
>>510345832
I'll post the webm we are all waiting for

>>510353041
we're waiting

>>510344768 (OP)
>>only thing it's known for is a comedy movie by a Jew
Not true, they're known for their taste in music.