Only retards think trump faked his own assassination

>imagine trying to plan your own "assassination hoax" and giving yourself a 0.0001% chance to live
>imagine not understanding people have to kill trump for more than a decade
>imagine not understanding the media, liberals and replicans have pushed narratives to make extremeists more likely to kill trump
>imagine not understanding there's been more than 5 assassination attempts and thinking you need to stage an assassination attempt
>imagine not understanding the deep state wants trump killed
>imagine not understanding entire governments want trump killed
>imagine not understanding globalists wants trump killed
>imagine not understanding low information moron leftists wants trump killed
>imagine not understanding liberal members of congress and senate want trump
>imagine staging your own assassination attempt and giving your shooter no scope which means you're more staging your own sucide
>imagine writing off the people that got killed at the "staged assassination"
>imagine not understanding getting clipped on the meat of your ear by a very hot piece of metal fast... kinda like when people's ears heal fast after they remove an ear piercing
>imagine not ignoring 95% media coverage trump gets and thinking there arent crazed liberals out there that want to kill trump because of the lies they constantly see
>imagine not understanding the shooter have 5 phones all with links to different countries
>imagine thinking trump needed to fake an assassination attempt to win against harris

You are all retards that lack any ability to think deeper about basic situation. The left can't meme or conspiracy theory

>>510352182 (OP)
Heres some extras:
>imagine thinking trump, someone who has already been president was going to be scared of some weak liberal pussy that cant even shoot straight
>imagine thinking trump faked his own assassination attempt even though he never talks about it
>imagine not understanding even if he wanted to it'd make no sense because all it does is inspire others
>imagine thinking he could pull it off without 1 single leak

>>510352182 (OP)
>Bro thinks Trump is not an actor and don't have an IMDb page.
>Bro thinks the CIA doesn't have DARPA bullets that could bend the directions and kills him instantly anywhere at anytime
>Bro thinks Trump is not align with the globalist by accelerating the move to total AI surveillance state
>Bro thinks the people at the top couldn't just make up stuff and does professional acting to deceived the public just like in the movies
>Bro thinks the left & right is not from the same bird
>Bro thinks politics are real and not a theater

>>510352182 (OP)
Yeah blank rounds and blood packs simply don't exist.

>>510352182 (OP)
>dude shoots behind him with quite the distance, those hit and killed where nowhere near trump
>go down the podium with a razorblade and cut ear on way down
>rise up clutching bleeding ear, razor in pocket or on podium to be taken
You are stupid, and lack imagination. He was not in any danger. No bullet touched him.
How can people be this stupid, did you really think he would be actually shot at???

I bet the secret service pulled this off just to get a break from kalma

>The most powerful group of people wanted Trump dead
>The best idea they could come up with was some retard shooting him at a rally
>It's just total luck that the MSM were showing the rally live that day
>The director got lucky switching to the perfect camera angles just as if it were staged
>Trump had cat like timing for the bullet to hit his ear instead of be lodged in his brain
>The SS totally surrounded Trump for his protection, not so that Trump could cut his own ear
>Fortunately the director cut to a far away camera angle, as nobody would zoom on Trump to see if he is hurt after being 'shot', this definitely wasn't so nobody could see Trump cutting his own ear

I'll admit it was amazing theater. I wonder what will be on the next show of government theater. Perhaps bitter enemies will become friends, nobody will be locked up or promises will be broken.

If the secret service wanted him dead he'd be dead. If the justice department wanted him in jail they'd have charged him with crimes instead of bullshit.

>>510352579
spbp

Mossad agent: We want you to stand right here. We're going to have a blackmailed assett up on that roof over there. He will be shot before he can get any shots off by our snipers. He is the patsy. The snipers will then fire at you. You will not be hit. While you are on the ground, we will use some make up blood for dramatic effect. You will stand up and shout "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT". This will convince the grass roots movement called Q, who we, the mossad, created to get you, our Israeli puppet. into power. We have done some predictive programming with this phrase on anons. They will recognize this phrase. It will help them trust the plan...

DJT: What? I don't want to be shot at. The answer is no. Fuck you.

MA: Well John doe 174. You shouild not have touched them kids huh?

DJT: Fuck you. Alright. I will do it.

MA: We know you will bitch.

>>510352579
Sippy bippy

>>510352182 (OP)
>Only retards think trump faked his own assassination
Yes, correct.

>>510352579
>DARPA bullets that could bend the directions and kills him instantly anywhere at anytime
dangerously retarded post

>>510358046
And yet, the death of Corey Compatore shoots your whole gay LARP to shit. Try again, tranny.

>>510352182 (OP)
You are right, Trump didn't. Israel did. They wanted him to win and staged this circus.

>>510352579
This.

>>510352182 (OP)
> Only retards

>>510359720
Israel wanted him dead. He didn't need a poll boost. The only reason he lived is because he turned his head at the last second.

>>510360089
He is literally Netanyahu's lapdog.

>>510352182 (OP)
Sounds like a bunch of crybaby cope bullshit to me, shill.

>>510352182 (OP)
>0.0001% chance of to live.
you can buy fake blood popping thingies for a couple bux lmao. Miggers are the dumbest creatures on the planet

>>510360165
you're literally a kike in Israel

>>510352579
Tell us all how DARPA bullets work, leaf
Is it a design of the LaLiLuLeLo?

>>510360197
Don't even need fake blood.
You just drop down and use a small razor blade. Creates a lot of real blood and heals up real nice afterwards.
It's how pro-wrestlers get "busted open" in their matches. Which Trump would know given he's been involved with the pro-wrestling world.

>>510360089
>Israel wanted him dead. He didn't need a poll boost. The only reason he lived is because he turned his head at the last second.

Why did they want him dead?
How come they couldn't come up with a better plan than shooting him at a rally?

>We need Donald Drumpf dead even though he is our most important controlled opposition politician.
>I know let's take him out at a rally, some retard can shoot him at a distance.
>Yeah great plan. No way this plan can be topped. No way this plan can fail.

>>510352182 (OP)
I don't think he faked it but it is curious that it got pretty much memory holed. Shouldn't there be a massive investigation to determine how this could have happened? It feels like people talked a lot for a month and a bit more until the election but died after that.

>>510360565
What? It was a 78 year old man wearing a diaper standing still at a podium. What the fuck do you mean? You know they've made tougher shots than that already, right?

>>510352182 (OP)
imagine thinking if something is a certain way, there is only one way to make it appear that way

>>510359716
Plot twist Corey was the target, Trump's ear was in the way

>>510359716
They needed casualties. Remember, they tried to kill Trump and blame it on the kid. They were then going to blame it all on Iran. Thats why the press was there at his rally that day. Thats why that mossad bitch started smiling and did'nt even flinch when the shots were fired. She knew she was not a target. She was in on it. It was the mossad.