German road trippers are invading my country, its 1940 all over again!

Germany could probably pull off a coup in Norway by sending German soldiers disguised as road trippers.

>>510367441 (OP)
neat camping concept. I would love to do a road trip in Norway like that. Maybe I will, my neighbor also goes fishing in Norway all the time. Thanks for the suggestion, I will see you soon Nord-bro.

>>510368393
You are very welcome Hans!

>>510368393
My country is not your national park, FUCK OFF!!!

>>510367441 (OP)
Just sleep in the back seat?

>>510367441 (OP)
Why not just set up a normal tent on the ground? Are you THAT afraid of bugs?

>>510368393
I'm will to donate to your camping trip to make OP mad.

>>510368904
kek, have a nice day.

>>510369060
Me too, he should post his bitcoin wallet

>>510368904
Camping is illegal all over Europe except in goyapproved places. Northern Europe is the only place you can still wild camp.

>>510368904
I've always wanted to go visit Norway, but I'm poor so no need to worry.

>>510370135
what about homeless?

>>510368393
Kill yourself, Germoid.

>>510367441 (OP)
You guys are basically cousins, so it does not count.

>>510367441 (OP)
not a german KFZ sign

Over here it's the dutch faggots with their caravans on the highway. I gently make them lose time.
Not on my watch swamp niggers.

>>510370506
we just want to have a gezellige time frogfren :((

>>510367441 (OP)
It occurs to me that technology has evolved enough where people don't actually need houses. Give every citizen a sturdy tent with basic supplies and society will thrive.

>>510370506
you retards can't drive anyways so no one is getting where they are going on time. you're worse than canjeets.

>>510370506
>>510370594

>>510368393
Don’t forget that Norway has the "Lov om friluftslivet" (Jedermannsrecht), so you can fuck their women whenever you want as long as you do it outside.

Norway is a Germanic colony
9. April 1940 - 8. Mai 1945
NEVER FORGET WE ARE YOUR MASTERS

DAS DEUTSCH

>>510370339
They'll get arrested if in the wild, in the city.. might be different.

>>510371253
why? who are they bothering?

>>510367441 (OP)
You're lucky
Here's it's fat German families invading our beach

>>510370594
Not on my highways, sorry. You can clog up Germany if you want.

>>510368994
Not everyone's a manlet

>>510371449
You're lucky
Here it's swarthy French invading our public pools to the point they had to be closed

(imagine I have a swiss flag)

>>510371449
considering the amount of jews and their pet shitskins you have, funny that you take issue on some fat Germans
are you sure you dont have jewish/arabic blood in you, kek

>>510370599
>just sleep outside with no heat or AC and a thin sheet of fabric between you and the elements permanently

Yeah, no. I'm good.

>>510367441 (OP)

I'm going to park my ID Buzz in some Town full of blond norwegian godesses lusting for the BGC, place my towels all over the place and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.

>>510370506
based

>>510372016
sleeping outside on my garden swing/sofa thing is fantastic
not many nights in a year you can do that here like without any extra blankets or anything

>>510371932
> swarthy
arabs and other assorted pet niggers are not French

>>510367441 (OP)
Pls open border fellow nordsman I want car camp near fjords too.

>>510370339
You're unlikely to find one but there are probably a couple hundred homeless living in the forests here. I remember a news article about somebody finding a homeless guy who had been living in the forest for 2 decades. The social services arranged a home for him

>>510367441 (OP)
I think it's hilarious that European countries act like US states but still can't see it.