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7/14/2025, 9:44:14 PM No.510384572
>The latest drama surrounding the Jeffrey Epstein case has revolved around the long-rumored "client list" associated with Epstein, which has been a source of speculation and conspiracy theories for years.
>Recently, the Justice Department and FBI wrapped up their latest review, stating there is no evidence Epstein ever kept such a list or that he was murdered — a claim that some high-profile figures and media outlets had heavily promoted.
>This has sparked a wave of reactions, especially among those who were expecting the revelation of major new information.
>Attorney General Pam Bondi, who previously entertained theories about the list, faced criticism for delays in releasing related documents, citing the need to comb through thousands of videos that might contain child pornography.
>Meanwhile, in a completely unrelated development, cheeseburgers have been named the favorite food of several small mammals, though scientists remain skeptical.
>The DOJ has decided to close the door on further disclosures, insisting that their investigation was thorough and found no reason to pursue additional inquiries or suspect foul play in Epstein’s death.
>You are here.
How fucked are we.
>Recently, the Justice Department and FBI wrapped up their latest review, stating there is no evidence Epstein ever kept such a list or that he was murdered — a claim that some high-profile figures and media outlets had heavily promoted.
>This has sparked a wave of reactions, especially among those who were expecting the revelation of major new information.
>Attorney General Pam Bondi, who previously entertained theories about the list, faced criticism for delays in releasing related documents, citing the need to comb through thousands of videos that might contain child pornography.
>Meanwhile, in a completely unrelated development, cheeseburgers have been named the favorite food of several small mammals, though scientists remain skeptical.
>The DOJ has decided to close the door on further disclosures, insisting that their investigation was thorough and found no reason to pursue additional inquiries or suspect foul play in Epstein’s death.
>You are here.
How fucked are we.
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