There will be a huge party and gathering for Jesus Christ's wedding.

>>510398142 (OP)
what the fuck

>>510398142 (OP)
The church is Jesus' bride, there will be a wedding after the resurrection of his followers.

>Human marriage reflects spiritual union of Christ and the Church
Ephesians 5:25–27
Ephesians 5:31–32

>The Church is the bride prepared for the eternal union
Revelation 19:7

>After the union (the party) the Church and Christ return to Earth as New Jerusalem.
Revelation 21:2

>>510398142 (OP)
I mean good on the J-dude, congratz
who's the lucky lady?

I don't know about any party, obviously I'm not invited

>>510398653
The lady is the Church.

>>510398142 (OP)
Jesus was a pedophile schizo with a God complex.
>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)
>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”
>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”
>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked
>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)
>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)
>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”
>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers
>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates. Julius Caesar himself was kidnapped by them as a kid and afterwards had them all crucified
>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistes
There's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked em young.

>>510398844
okay whatever you say preacher but I'm talking to the giant face in the sky, not you, okay
stay in your lane

>>510398546
So that hypocritical nigger intends to marry a fucking church and yet I’m condemned to hell for marrying another man?

>>510398142 (OP)
I'm going to order poke

>>510398933
>preacher
thats the nicest thing anyone on 4chans has said to me, thanks