Thread 510412911

>let me guess: you need more
What do you incels think about 1 bedroom apartments?

Location: alpha centauri

>>510412911 (OP)
/g/, i cant see that well without my glasses but that motherboard looks a bit too pricey

>>510412911 (OP)
You’ll stay an incel with that

Not bad for $1000 in this economy

I pay 1580/month for a two bedroom in nc. One is my bedroom, one is my remote office. Its exactly enough for what i need.

>>510413197
You'll stay an incel no matter what.

>>510412911 (OP)
where is this?

That's easily $1700 near me and rental prices are increasing like 10% a year even in fucking Saskatoon

>>510412911 (OP)
For just a little more you could get a mortgage.

>>510413395
>t will never own a house

>washer and dryer are on the balcony
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

>>510413643
That does seem retarded.
>>510413570
>>510413522
>YO BROOOO JUST BUY IN AT THE TOP BROOO
Yea na. No point rushing to buy.

Looks ok, should be cheaper but we're so abused that at this point that price looks amazing, if it was a mortgage maybe.
BUT
Our retarded (western) societies won't say:
>"hey, this is for either 1 person or 1 couple, not 6 people all unrelated to each other"
Because that's racist or some bullshit.

Meanwhile, you go to some parts of asia they outright say "you can live here if [x]% of the apartment block is native people, otherwise you can't" and they've also got foreign ownership laws exactly so foreign money doesn't try and turn the place into flophouses so slumlords can make money off of misery.
You aren't able to properly live and actualize yourself when you're renting with strangers and living on top of each other. You just exist.

I want an RV, I'd be content to live in trailer parks year round

617 sq ft is plenty of space for one

>>510413643
It might not be shown but there is likely a small vent in there so you can run the dryer with the door closed, I had a place like that. It's also so that you can more easily put the clothes straight from the machine onto the fold-up clothesline on the balcony. I'd take setting it up this way and subtracting space from the balcony than putting it in the lounge/kitchen area where I'd spend much more of my time.

>>510413643
Yeah that's some dumb shit. It has to be AI designed or something. To get to the bathroom you have to go through the bedroom as well.

>>510414189
But then you have to walk on the balcony to access the laundry. Which is shit unless you wear outdoor shoes indoors.

>>510412911 (OP)
1k? Where the fuck is this, malaysia?

tune it down to 500 a month and it would be reasonable

>>510414563
Bro just get some crocs and slip them on, those of us with houses survive just fine going outside on our decks to do things

>>510412911 (OP)
They’re stupidly overpriced shitboxes. But they’re better than living in your car, and frankly the way we construct homes in this country, they’re better built and far cheaper to service. Most of the US should be burned to the fucking ground and replaced by temporary tent cities that migrate with the seasons. But enjoy all the fucking personal, physical, mental and social rot that comes from this sedentary shit hoarding failed 18th century British industrial class society. Maybe it’ll magically start working out one of these centuries. lol the f it will

>>510414661
Probably some burg 3 hours from where the jobs are

>>510412911 (OP)
all I need is 6 rooms
a master bedroom that is also my office
a kitchen that is also my dining room
a master bathroom
a garage
a laundry room/guest bathroom
a guest room

>>510412911 (OP)
I miss mine, but can't have a family in one.

>>510414563
Yeah I just realized after I typed that that I'm in Australia, so here it wouldn't be that bad weather wise, it would definitely depend on the climate you are in.
Some places where there are blizzards n' shit it would be absurd. The arrangement of the balcony not being in a straight line from the living area also makes me think this is in an apartment block where some apartments *would* be arranged that way because some people would want their bedroom window to get unobstructed sun, without the balcony in the way.

I imagine in the same apartment block there

>>510412911 (OP)
try 1 room apartments.
place to cook, shower, sleep.
Everything else is over kill

I'm a Buddhist minimalist however & prefer being in my kayak & fishing.

Share the location

>>510413166
nah, its a server motherboard

>>510412911 (OP)
looks comfy, nice balcony
>you have to go through the balcony to access the laundry room
lolwat

>>510415109
Damn who is that

>>510415109
orlando florida

>>510412911 (OP)
You could live in a cardboard box under a train overpass down by the river. You could live as a wandering vagrant never sleeping in the same place twice. I'll live in my 2000 square foot glorious inefficient utilage of space on my property that is large enough for 3 four story apartment buildings, and a sufficiently sized parking lot that I instead just use as a shooting range. If I dont shoot those trees who will?!

>>510412911 (OP)
actually quite comfy for a single guy who has normal interests and doesn't stay home all day
if the person shift the seat away in the living room he can setup a comfy workbench by the window in the living room
not having a dining room though is kind of a minus if you want to have friends come over
I lived in spaces like this when I was young, it's pretty comfy

>>510412911 (OP)
>washer/dryer outside in a closet
yeah maybe an actual closet for a washer and dryer

>>510414563
Too bad slippers or house shoes have never been invented - that would have solved this problem, faggot

>>510413837
>dream
>11x12
thats hysterical. it feels fucking great to know that there are adults living in such squalor and then looking at the fact that I am able to give all 4 of my children bedrooms larger than that.

>>510412911 (OP)
So if my guests need to use the bathroom I have to let them into my bedroom?

>>510415928
you need that open floor plan though so your guests can see the kitchen collecting dust instead

>>510416019
Kek, this is where I prepared a $30 meal kit from the mail once

>>510415818
>"Fuck you got mine"
I hope you are just taking the piss and don't actually mean this, because it means a total lack of awareness of the system you are living in. See, I live someplace nice as well but I don't want to live like people in "nice places" do in South Africa or Brazil where kidnapping us or our kids and ransoming them back is an actual job that some people have, or you have to pay out the ass for security systems, money you'd rather spend on your F150 or whatever it is you are driving.
That is one reason why this should matter to you.

>>510415928
All 1 bedroom apartments are like this, I've never even heard of a 1 bedroom place having 2 bathrooms. Some make it easier by having the bathroom not accessed via the master bedroom but most people prefer it that way because they're not hosting guests all the time.

>>510416062
honestly if they just switched the cabinets to the outer wall then a door to the bathroom could be off the kitchen which is weird too but still better than needing your cat's litter box off your bedroom

and that little closet off the bedroom couldve been for a stack washer dryer

>>510416149
I lived in 1bd 1 ba apartments in college. None of the ones I lived in or that my friends lived in required you to walk through the bedroom. It's just kinda weird is all

>>510415775
So your indoor slippers would get dirty then? You must be one of them basketball americans.
>>510415039
Exactly, it rains a lot here so balconies get dirty

>>510416598
plus the spiders you'd have to deal with, or moths, or let someone from the apartment spray the place that's supposed to clean your clothes with pesticides

>>510415225
see thats already under 1k

>>510412911 (OP)
I don't need more but I can't afford $1100/month in rent

>>510412911 (OP)
Guests have to cross your bedroom to go to the toilet?

>>510412911 (OP)
Man, I wish I could have that, that'd easily run like 2000-2500 a month for me

I don’t like ones where you have to go through the bedroom to get to the bathroom. They used to be a good place to stay and save, bought a 3/2.5 house in 2020 after staying in a one bedroom for 9 years. My mortgage is about what I’d be spending for any 1 bedroom now.

>>510412911 (OP)
unironically to small double every rooms size

or and hear me out here

get rid of the balcony get ride of all storage keep bedroom same size get rif of living room have just a bedroom bathroom and kitchen of apropreate sizes and fix the country so people just use the house to sleep and shit and maybe relax for a few hours a day

not a Living space but a personal space

>>510418336
not a home but a rest area lol

>>510416149
yes, fuck them got mine. I was homeless at one point. I fixed my shit and got mine. should i feel bad that most people refuse to take charge of their lives and look to blame anything else, whether the suversion of kikes or le 1% class war, makes no difference.. If, IF, they are white men then no amount of bullshit should be able to prevent them from obtaining their desires. If they are dammt browns who gives a shit they are here on borrowed time as it is.

>>510412911 (OP)
>Laundry machine and Dryer on the balcony
>Blocking easy access to the Water heater anyway
>2 closets in the bedroom
>Have to go through the bedroom to get to the bathroom
>Door to the bedroom should be the other way around so you aren't likely to put a whole in the wall if you slam it open for whatever reason.
>That closet in the living room (do you really need 3 closets in a 1 bedroom apartment?)

>>510412911 (OP)
Is that in fucking Gary Indiana? Again? Dude, just move out of there!

>>510420149
Also, that's a really big kitchen for a 1 bedroom apartment, I'm not entirely sure what the thing next to the stove top is, a dish washer would be under the counter and that's way to big to be a microwave.... could just be bad scaling i guess.

https://www.zillow.com/apartments/tomball-tx/the-tennyson-at-tomball/CjmYHK/
Outskirts of Houston

>>510412911 (OP)
I only use my apartment to rest and cook/eat. It's not a 1 bedroom but it's still cheap, 400€. If i downgraded i wouldn't even notice honestly.

>>510420580
hey spanon, what do you think of the north area in the mountains? might have a chance to move to a small town there.

>>510420839
If it's a town you can expect 300~500€ rent. Cities usually go 400~800€. It's only the hubs like Madrid, Barcelona or Valencia where rent gets out of hand, Valencia less though.

Shouldn't have problems renting or buying if you don't aim for tourist trap spots.