>>510417008 (OP)
how much to hook up water, electric, and septic?

>>510417008 (OP)
Can I drive this and move to another area?

here's how my brain processed this thumbnail in real time
first i saw the text in the corner, and i thought it was the subway logo
so then i thought the thing underneath was a futuristic subway, with a bed
not a bad concept, a fast food place with a mattress right in the middle of the dining room
if they only let the "right" kind of people in, it could be kind of cool

You assholes are so disgusting you try to propagandize uninformed idiots into thinking "cheap housing is a conspiracy". Cunt.

>>510417008 (OP)
The Emperor Protects

>>510417008 (OP)
why do tech bros keep reinventing things like apartments, trains, etc. but make them singular and therefore losing everything efficient about them and thinking its progress? I mean just imagine 30 of these stacks 3 high and 10 long, with walkways and stairs connecting them and sharing utility hook ups. Wow you invented a studio apartment complex!

>>510417008 (OP)
This is basically a glorified shipping container office. It's only as nice as how much money you spend.

>>510417008 (OP)
Good buy this and stop being envious of me fucking your girlfriend in my real house.

>>510417008 (OP)
Are there shades you can draw when you’re gooning?

>>510417176
But it's a tiny house ya dang dingus and ITS MADE BY TESLA!!! 8k isn't bad and we can make TRAILER PARKS GREAT AGAIN, because land is expensive and must pay tax still to jew like freemason corrupt local govt

>>510417178
>housing
R-right.. point well made.. or something

>>510417144
I'm fucking dream of that nomadic life. I just know I'm not the only one dreaming of this, there's a wave of us out there, but everyone can't put it into words or understand themselves except me at the moment. Native Americans were so right, Mongolian tribes were so right in their life style. Boomers have no idea that housing is crashing soon because of cheaper, affordable, and more mobile housing with updated tech.

>>510417064
None because no planning commission or fire marshal would ever allow it.

>>510417314
where are the pipes

>>510417008 (OP)
You know, it's not the idea that is the problem, it's why and due to whom it has become a necessity, rather than a choice.

>>510417008 (OP)
Ok, next to the steel building on my brothers 90 acre property, no problem fren. I may buy an extra for the fishing pond if I feel zesty.

>>510417379
Yes just like the native Americans, move your home to the next town and go to the Taco Bell there.

>>510417008 (OP)
>comfy solar powered living pod
>xAI waifu bot
>electric self-driving car
>tickets to mars
Why do people hate this guy again?

>>510417008 (OP)
That thing is most docile crap.
Despite the American dollar purposefully
losing value to suffocate the population
It's not worth losing what's left of your freedom in this manner.


Fix the problem at hand
Money has no value and was never needed anyway
Money backed by violence is stupid
Go back to the gold standard using lesser metals for change

>>510417008 (OP)
>can make house for 8k dollars
>cost 80k dollars for a basic economy car

it's all bullshit, it's all a lie, everything is fake.

>>510417592
I know a return to nomadic life is coming and it's going to much more beautiful than that. Not telling you anymore though.

>>510417549
Ahhh sorry friend, those pods have to be in a pod park stacked 50 high with 49 of your pod buddies being black and brown. If you try to put a pod in a spot of your choosing even with consent you'll get fined or worse

>>510417008 (OP)
I might actually be interested in buying one if it didn't have those big gay windows

>>510417008 (OP)
How would a living community of these things be any different from a trailer park?

>>510417782
You can turn a switch and make the windows turn black

>>510417144
Even better than driving it, LET ME FLY IT.

>>510417616
>electric self-driving car
This would unironically make driving more bearable. I'm so tired of having to be on high alert with brown meat trying to ram me off the roads. The AI can do it with their safety features while I goon on the highway.

>>510417379
>Boomers have no idea that housing is crashing soon
bitch please, boomers are inflating the market to have you considering that nomad life a mobile tesla pod.

>>510418163
Yeah and then let it rot with spics and niggers who won't pay their rent and then they squat it. Genius plan they got.

>>510418163
Doesn't matter which way you look at it, they will be forced to sell. With some exceptions of course depending on locations.

>>510418062
ah, cool, so they're even gayer than I thought

>>510417008 (OP)
Hrrmmm...

>>510417064
just shit on the field

>>510417176
ill do me for the marketing guru anon's

first i see the scene lighting colour pallet, next i see the text, moveing past the text we have the focal point finally the logo

lets be honest this for 8k isnt bad put 4 of them togeather and your the king of a trailer park

or better yet buy some land for $30k $40k and drop 2 of theese bad bois onto it

its not ideal but its alot better than anything else you can do

>>510418062
>SAAARR! ARE YOU GOONING IN THERE SAAAR!

>>510417064
good news! it has none

>4 of them together
One’s the shitter pod
One’s the bed pod, office pod and entertainment pod.. not bad!

>>510417008 (OP)
I wouldn't mind living like this if I were a hobo. Protects you from the elements if nothing else

>>510417008 (OP)
>>510418622
TLDR make them modular and gg you have a product that will help people massively

>imagine meeting a girl and being like i think we should move in
>she pulls up with here Tesla PodTM and you join them together

>>510417314
>Are there shades you can draw when you’re gooning?
based question asker.

>>510418751
>meeting a girl

Anon this is the future we’re talking about here

>tesla logo
So it spontaneously combusts and traps everyone inside with electric powered doors? Based.

>>510418751
Yes, new "tribes" and communities to be formed, almost anywhere you want. Nomadic life won't be for the low info who are still stuck in the old world matrix. Explore the nature and vast land of America.

>>510418846
hahahaha ok ok my bad
you bring your wifu assistant bot into your Tesla Pod for remote work in the Ethics Mega council While the AI side-lines you so it can make space elevator's in the nuclear wasteland of downtown LA

Some Karren keeps pointing at your Tesla shack from here tesla shack talking about how you fuck the robot for hours and its not "right"

>>510417527
Could just put up yurts. We have other better r rated material that's better than yak skins now and a yurt isn't terribly complicated to build. Or expensive

>>510418895
Nomadic throat singing is coming to America baby.

>>510417064
certainly more than the pod

I don't know that solar panels would generate enough power, but I would unironically love to have an electric van/RV that's a proper living space and can be relocated wherever

ELON SHIT SYSTEM!

>>510417008 (OP)
Why would I do that when I can live in a regular trailer?

>>510419758
It won't be for you. It will be for me and like-minded people who have reconnected their consciousness with the universe.

>>510419831
So faggots?

>>510419976
Why would I group up with faggots? I know who I'll be looking out for.

>>510417064
No utilities, no bills, no commitments

>>510417008 (OP)
imagining a rattlecan camo job and airlifting this baby deep into the middle of my hunting land
bet the wife would even want to come if I'm sleeping in that
nevermind I ruined it

>>510417752
Yes, you will be marching.

>>510419014
memes great the militant owls and snake sweater make it

>>510419671
New campers are all LED so panels can easily power lighting and telivisions and fans.
AC and refrigeration you need propane.

>>510420722
Gravitation water vortex power plant - Wikipedia


Tell elon to fix Ecological AC with theese and evaporation cooler's

>>510420663
Nah, I'll be going full space cow boy with like-minded people riding on these bad boy fire golem lions import from japan. Or maybe buy an american branded one. Supposed to come by 2050, but I'm willing it into existence much earlier for all the nomadic spirited people out there who haven't fully awakened yet.

>>510417008 (OP)
Still better than living in apartments building with jeets

>>510417008 (OP)
Where's the room for a family?

>>510418120
ok, I love the tesladome now

>>510420869
That shit better form Voltron, Kawasaki

>>510417064
Another 45K

>>510417008 (OP)
God I miss the bugs thread
Klaus you little kike i miss you

>>510417064
A lot
I WILL LIVE IN ZE AMISH CABI

>>510417064
Water and septic is communal shower and bathroom house.

Electricity is solar panels, just enough energy to charge devices and have one computer and TV.

Laundry and kitchen also done in communal building. The pod is just bed, computer desk, tv, and mini fridge.

Have all those instagram vanfags killed themselves yet?

>>510417008 (OP)
You could put it in your yard like a glorified garden shed and rent it out. Air BnB it if you don't live in a shithole.

But where does the battlestation go
My main gripe with off-grid tiny houses. Also solar can't handle it and having a generator on all the time is annoying and noisy.

>>510422521
Land is a similar price.

These things do not last long. You’re better off building from a frame instead of paying for Ikea decorations in a cheap frame.

>>510417008 (OP)
>on $250k property, before taxes, plus tip

>>510417008 (OP)
If its made to a century with easy maintainence it wouldnt be bad but we know thats not the case thats why its shit. It probably last shorter then a car which is inline schwab's everything rental world order

This is just a rebrandrd Chinese OEM all in one house

Also yes these things seem comfier than a shitty apartment made in the 1980s that cost the same

>>510417008 (OP)
Honestly if you could hook it up with water, electricity, fiber and septic easily and cheaply I would love to h ave one of these.
Sadly this is never the cause.

>>510422690
So a kommunalka with extra steps

>>510417008 (OP)
just the land to put that thing on will cost you at minimum 5 times that amount

>>510424619
You hook it up the same way you do a house

>>510417008 (OP)
Shacks are fine as long as you have a tradwife to fuck on the regular.

>>510417314
Yeah, Lilith, Astarte, Baal.

>>510424943
My penis in the vagina.

>>510417008 (OP)
You will live in the pod. And have it burned down by some nut next time Musk does something stupid because that sociopathic faggot has to stick his gay branding everywhere. If I wanted to live like that I'd buy an RV or turn a 3k 7.5t horse box into a home.
>built in toilet / shower. You'll need to empty the toilet. That is part of the deal.
>propane gas tanks for hot shower and cooking
>free water from petrol stations or similar
>install solar panels
>220v supply to plug in if required in winter at campsite or frens place
>Park where the fuck you like generally. You are off the grid
>loicense m8? Yeah a driving one. 7.5t ideally. Easy got get. Or wing it and drive on your car license. You can drive a 7.5t on standard license if you are an old bong and passed test before 1997

>>510418374
I know, airstream's look awesome. ALl that polished metal.
Price a new one, go on I dare you. A big nice one? Over 100 grand

>>510425622
>Classic Starting at $179,900
you lowballeds it

>>510425544
Just use a fucking tent, Jesus.

Like why are people so anti-tent?

>>510417008 (OP)
how do you repair the walls once niggers throw beer bottles at it

>>510425917
They have to get past the automated drone warfare.

>>510417008 (OP)
>>510422521
45k per month that is.

>>510417314
the TeslaSolarBlinds™ can be added for an additional $5000 per window

>>510417008 (OP)
Not stackable. Not gonna make it.

The high cost of housing is hardly related to production costs at all.
It's all about money printing and migration demand.

>$7,975 House
>On the market for $120,000

>>510417212
>Wow you invented a studio apartment complex!
Precisely. Worse than that, you invented an new opportunity for Jewish property investors to buy 'em cheap, repurpose them, and sell them on at 10x the purchase value, or at market rents.