Thread 510417745

The niggers of insects and the reason nobody really enjoys eating outside in summer in the UK.

>>510417745 (OP)
One of my frens grandma's was from the UK and would simply tell you
"Get over it, pussy"

>>510417745 (OP)
....got stung on the weekend. Then i had a feverish dream with revenge and doubt.

>>510417745 (OP)
I've been stung by like 30 wasps at the same time. Stepped over some metal railing, giant wasp nest right behind my leg. They must have attacked it simultaneously. Didn't hurt much, no swelling either. Felt like my leg got scraped. Turns out I'm pretty immune to wasp stings for whatever reason, likely because my genetics are superior being white.

>>510417862
You had to have been doing something stupid. working with old structure. Cleaning or repairing something that hornets live in

>>510417843
If it weren't for wasps we'd have a solid summer BBQ culture with the cooks lovingly turning the meat and the guests hanging out to appreciate it. As it is the only thing people want to do when they have a BBQ is char the outside of some sausages, eat them hastily before the fucking wasps do, then get drunk.

>>510417745 (OP)
AI-powered defense microdrones with lasers patrolling picnics would do a fantastic job of keeping these niggers away

>>510417745 (OP)
Are you not allowed to kill wasps?

>>510417745 (OP)
All you have to do is spray them at night when they're all in the nest and they die

>>510417745 (OP)
Last time I checked, wasps were not causing a 6th mass extinction.

>>510417745 (OP)
At least they have a purpose in nature unlike let's say ticks. (Yea yea I know ticks aren't insects)

>>510417745 (OP)
They are mega retarded too. Last summer at this outdoor beer garden/restaurant they were swarming me and my family so I lured about a dozen of these fucktards onto the ground with food scraps and just stomped them to death. They literally witnessed me annihilating their comrades and still crawled over their corpses to get to a piece of bread while there were garbage cans full of shit everywhere.

There was one of these nosing around our kitchen a few weeks ago, from its size obviously a pregnant queen looking for a place to build a nest
She was especially interested in our gas boiler
I was going to swat her if she started to make herself at home, but after looking around, she just buzzed off out the window same way she came.

>>510418625
>At least they have a purpose in nature unlike let's say ticks.
Yes they kill flies, which are a worst pest.
Wasps are annoying but they won't spoil your food. Flies will.

>>510417745 (OP)

I identify as a WASP.

>>510418252
>kill wasps
Hey guess what happens when you squash a wasp, Ranjeet.

>>510418366
>t.

>>510417745 (OP)
for me it's mosquitos, fuckin pricks. wasps and bees dont want to eat you like mosquitoes do

>>510417745 (OP)
Leave a plate with some meat, a little sauce and some soda out for the bugs and they will gather around that plate instead of trying to steal nibbles off yours and your guest

>>510418174
You think we don’t have hornets/ wasps in North America?

>>510417745 (OP)
Wasps are better than anglos. They know youre evil demons.

>>510422145
you don't have european wasps nearly anywhere in north america
trust me you'd know if you did

>>510417745 (OP)
Got stung by a paper wasp just like this right on my eyelid a few weeks ago. Hurt like fuckin hell. Was swollen shut for 2 days.

>>510418016
Based
I got dry bitten by a copperhead a while back. I didn't even feel it until I got home and saw 2 punctures. Some of us Aryans are immune to what would destroy a common human.

>>510422221
We have these evil fuckers here in Texas. Yes, they are bright red with black wings. Look like they come from hell itself. Hurts like satan touching you. They will chase you. I have personally seen them buzzing 20 feet away on the grass; he sees you and will fly directly towards you, fuck you up and leave smiling. Bastards. They are the only insect that receives immediate death from me.

>>510422135
Leave the bones and other scraps at one end of the table and shoo the bugs towards it.

>>510422310
Never been bitten by a snake, but I'm also immune to poison ivy.

>>510422615
God I hate these fuckers. They literally go out of their way to get in your way and sting you. Truly the niggers of insects

Just clear up discarded fruit. If you are not unfortunate enough to have a nest beneath eves somewhere close by you’ll not see a wasp as long as there isn’t open garbage or fallen fruit nearby.

>>510422615
>only insect
Most insects are absolute horror cunts and need to be attendee to by Dr. Shoe.

>>510418016
I rawdogged my way across Africa one year and didn't get a single STD. Pretty sure I'm immune to negro diseases.

>>510423336
I raw dogged a hooker with HIV and Hep C. Best sex of my life. Didn't catch anything. No regrets

South East Asians are disproportionately allergic to wasp stings. A wasp epidemic could just be nature's way of helping Britian

>>510417745 (OP)
i keep my pc and shiet in my garage
in a decade i've been stung once, they wander in because they're stupid
you dont fuck with them they dont fuck with you

>>510417745 (OP)
Their queen stops producing food for them as soon as the larva are laid.
They are starving to death.

>>510417745 (OP)
i`ll take wasps over mosquitos

>>510417745 (OP)
Don't care. I'm upset about knighting the paki of London.

get spray bottle
fill with water and a few generous squirts of dish soap like dawn
shake well
adjust to shoot medum far etc to taste
when u blast hornets with thsi mix it suffocates them by blocking thier air holes with the watery goo

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>>510417745 (OP)
Just woke up to one of these cunts buzzing around my bedroom. Whacked it with a slipper.

>>510423660
Is it legal/acceptable for a King's subject in a monarchy to protest against knighting a paki?

>>510417745 (OP)
Just ignore them and ask them to go away. They tend to, unlike niggers Not saying this is you, but nothing makes me cringe like a grown man being scared of an insect. Pour some sugary drink out in a bowl away from your picnic, stick some ham, BBQ or similar in it. They can munch on that.

Wasps are a PITA but they eat other pests, especially ones that eat our crops. Praise the wasp because they might give us a few extra years before we resort to eating ze bugs.

>>510422135
>just make some food for the insects too!
in this economy??

>>510422135
do that with your cock and jizz

if it stings you

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