I like the serious look for the Colonel. Reminds me of the new Trump portrait. Hopefully the Colonel can keep his word at least. Political because if KFC can mount a comeback so can this country.

Shit okay okay here's the source
https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/kfc-launches-bold-nationwide-comeback-plan-free-chicken-buckets-all-customers.amp

>>510418414 (OP)
what's in the dirty bird?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s_DR45Mtrsg
'Gord's going to get us some chicken if we get him a new motor.'

>Free bucket if one spends $15 through the website or app
Hmmmm...How inflated are those prices?

>>510418714
I fuciing knew just seeing the OP that the app was going to be involved. Fuck fast food chains and their apps, no I'm not fucking going to download that bullshit.

>>510418414 (OP)
I got KFC a few weeks ago. It was ight

Don't eat the dirty bird anons.
Every dirty bird outlet in BC is Kerpal & Pajeet... Something bad's gonna happen...
get an airfryer & do the deed at home.
#DirtyBird2025

Id rather have Popeyes mild, KFC is just too greasy.

>>510418414 (OP)
Yo! Hol up! Iz you sayin' dat we goes to KFC and dey gibs us free chicken? Sheeeeeeeeet!!!!

>>510418414 (OP)
KFC makes women grow facial hair

>>510418414 (OP)
>limited-time offer of a "Free Bucket on Us" to U.S. customers that purchase $15 worth of food through its website or app
Never forget how cheap food used to be

>>510418414 (OP)
>its just the bucket
always wanted a clean one. They hand them out at the cricket sometimes, i think, people wear them as hats when I see it on the telly.

KFC in Australia put chicken salt on the chips. You cunts have no idea what you are missing out on.

>>510418414 (OP)
I heard the buckets are coming as a family meal garloid combo

>>510418521
>gotta sign up on their app, join their rewards program, and order at least $15 of food to quality.
Fuck that!

>>510418414 (OP)
I haven't had KFC in like 10 years. Last time I got it the chicken looked like it was midget chicken. I'll grab some Publix fried chicken once a month or so, cheaper, massive, and delicious.

>>510419108
Do you have niggers in BC? Because a pajeet nigger fight over free chicken would be entertaining

Yeah they got totally fucked by every podunk grocery store having superior fried chicken for the last decade. I will say that a $20 spend on that app buys a shit ton of food most of the time though, and kids still like it.

>>510418414 (OP)
>it's free as long as you pay for it first
yeah that's how buying things works, only this is more convoluted and gay
buy an ad

>>510420349
where i live, Kwik Star/Kwik Trip has been putting in WORK on their chicken...they are locked in, going ham, just jam-packed with flavor. and a great value to boot! Love their boneless wings and flavor-tastic spicy crunchy chicken sandwiches.

Matter of fact, now that I think of it, they are open late and always hot&ready...I might go get some now! I LOVE Kwik Trip/Kwik Star's chicken, now available at participating locations across the midwest.

I have a habit of picking up KFC once a year for Christmas just because of that Japanese ad campaign, but once year when I went, they had run out of chicken, so I went to an Yemeni Arab restaurant and ordered some chicken something from there instead.
It was great. Last year KFC had chicken, so I got KFC, but it really didn't hit as well as the Arab place. So I'm probably gonna start getting chicken from different ethnicities for Christmas from now on.

>>510418414 (OP)
One free bucket doesn't make their poverty-tier chicken worth $3 apiece.

They have a price problem, not a product problem. They literally cost 15% more than Popeyes now, and Popeye's was the more premiere brand, it ain't cheap.

>>510418414 (OP)
One free bucket doesn't make their poverty-tier chicken worth $3 apiece.

They have a price problem, not a product problem. They literally cost 15% more than Popeyes now, and Popeye's was the more premiere brand, it ain't cheap.

I mean look at this shit. These are double digit menu prices for nigger-tier gutter chicken. If I can't afford to eat there niggers sure can't--that's the problem.

>>510421443
Compared to Popeyes, which is much better chicken.

Fuck KFC they served me a fried chicken beak disguised as a nugget

>>510421123
based

is it even worth it when you can get a whole ass rotisserie chicken at costco for 5 dollars

>>510418414 (OP)
Rudd!

They went downhill ever since they gkt rid of the potatoe wedges

>>510421443
It's not a bucket of chicken
It's a literal empty paper bucket with their KFC design on it

>>510422335
Don't be retarded.

>>510419811
Shame Australia is a shit hole full of retards that no one cares about. Oh wait no that's America. Oh wait no I was right it is Australia. But also America.

>>510418414 (OP)

North Korea Chicken best chicken!

>>510422634
I’m currently staring at a type 95 shin gunto mounted on my office wall that my grandpa took off a nip NCO he gutted. He went to his grave hating you guys.

>>510422976
Like I give a fuck about your faggot grandpa lmao probably sucked the gook dick off in trade for it

I can make my own chicken in an hour In an oven with about 5 whole minutes of prep lmfao get fucked fast food MORONS HOLY FUCK

>>510422976
It's not like that bro, didn't you ever see the iwo Jima movie? They let the baker live

>>510422634
You're not even a real nip I bet you're some VPN kike or a gaijin wasting their resources
>>510422976
Based, fuck imperialist-era japs. Literal terrorist organization disguised as an army.

>>510418414 (OP)
That probably means the chicken is full of chemicals. Nice try, kikes. KFC died over 20 years ago.

>>510418414 (OP)
jeetEO's will do that, slash quality and drive up prices to increase short term profits.
it looks good to shareholders but collapses customer confidence. then they jump ship just as it begins to fall apart. they have no concept of growing/improving a business, just cut n run.
saw it happen myself, in manufacturing, here in DE- prices went up way beyond competitors simply because 'fuck you', customers said 'fuck this' went to competitors, the jeetEO is long gone and customers aren't returning, they moved on.

>>510418414 (OP)
when they got rid of the popcorn chicken the famous bowl was ruined

not going back until they fix that

>>510425377
Jeets being scammers at all levels of business is entirely in character

>>510418414 (OP)
I prefer Popeyes.

>>510422634
your women still love our BWC.
no wonder nip men are killing themselves in forests

If you're in a not gay state that has a Safeway their fried chicken $5 Fridays deal is a steal and excellent. Winco fried chicken is very good too 12 piece dark for around $13. Fast food fried chicken is nigger tier slop

>>510425862
Like I said, no one cares about Australians. You're even lower on the human status chain than Americans, and that's saying something.

>>510421538
How can niggs afford it? You can get regular chicken 99c a pound most places and air fry it. That could literally buy 33lbs of chicken ffs

>>510418414 (OP)

>>510426009
>Thinks supermarket garbage is better than KFC
>Too much of a trailer park subhuman to plan ahead to roast a chicken that takes an hour with five minutes prep
You're pathetic
>>510426126
>Air fryer
What a chink shill faggot
It's called an oven, you Alibaba drone

>>510419108
The last time I almost went into one was in the mid 1980's. It was on Davie St Vancouver and just as I was about to enter this filthy pigeon roosting under the red and white striped awning over the front door stuck it's ass out, dilated its anus and gave vent to a thick long green stream of vile liquid feces that spattered at my feet. That was enough of dirty birds for me and I turned and walked away.

>>510419213
Church's smells better. Like the entire restaurant smells better.

>>510418414 (OP)
In canada, KFC is all poo food with kosher meat handling and stuff. Fuck'em.

All fast food is screwed because half the country is on EBT unlimited gibs to pay for food. Every time I shop I can spot the EBT carts with piles and piles of slop piled up haphazardly. If the EBT stops flowing USA dies.

>>510428714
If EBT stops the niggers rise up and kill whitey to eat him.

>>510426126
>>510421443
>How can niggs afford it?
you're not thinking about food through the lens of an EBT-welfare state sponsored nigger

they're literally paid to be useless eaters by our government with a hundred different easy-entry ethnic programs to ensure they remain plump and hearty bioweapons

kfc is so shit I don't want it even if it's free. bring back the double down. bring back popcorn chicken. bring back potato wedges. why the fuck did they even get rid of those to begin with?

The Colonel sold his name and recipe to KFC for 2 million. Within ten years it was worth 250 million,

>>510420211
lmfao
love this "free" shit nowadays
>oh yeah bud you can get a free mcfuckyourself but you gotta download our shitty app and buy something, problem?

>>510428789
Nah, they just starve to death

>>510418414 (OP)
> drive to KFC few years ago
> damn it smells so fucking bad
> burned oil, feels cheap
> order chicken bucket
> get fucking poisoned
> likely liver/kidney damage
> 3-6 months to start feeling better

do not eat KFC, ever