Wearing a skirt is basically saying that you're ready to be penetrated. That's what the opening is for.

>>510437077 (OP)
True.

Why not ready to peentrate since your dick is out.
Anyway if tomorrow all other humans on earth disappeared I'd go everywhere completely naked.
Maybe a bathrobe.

>>510437077 (OP)
Isn't that Bel Bibson?

>>510437077 (OP)
Yeah, sure, if you have horrible islamic SEAbug nonwhite-level brain activity you probably do think dirty man ass is hot stuff.

>>510437209
I have walked through the woods naked.
You want a pair of jeans.
You also need a shirt to protect yourself from bugs.
You're just an urbanite.

>>510437444
I'm anglo-saxon and you're a filthy kike.

Men have been wearing "skirts" for thousands of years, pants are a rather modern thing.

>>510437209
>Maybe a bathrobe.
I go everywhere in my pjs and bathrobe. I went skydiving wearing that shit. I demand maximum comfort at all times.

>>510437451
Bugs don't bother me.
One time I had like 80 something mosquito bites.
Only ticks do and a pair of jeans aren't going to stop that.
I'll only walk through winter woods.

>>510437077 (OP)
the opening is for airflow to your balls and bussy, a skirt is the manliest thing you can wear

>>510437077 (OP)
it was for walking in muddy bogs, you can lift it up. people who live in flooded climates wear skirts too, it's more like a towel and that's what a kilt was meant to double as, like a poncho for when it was cold instead of dusty

>>510440857
it's meant to cover the whole body. if it's raining you don't need an umbrella, they can cover their head with it like a muslim. it had a lot of uses.

>>510437077 (OP)
how many dicks do you get every time you exit the shower?

>>510437077 (OP)
You are just jealous because no polack has achieved what mr.gibson has.even after he pissed on ze jews he still made awesomeness for us to see. You've gotta learn something today Wojtek.. it's not ok to penetrate dudes with your penis. Stop it, get help.

>>510440857
would have looked something like this. it could also double as a sleeping quilt, you can hide under it, use it as a bandage, towel, picnic cloth, divider if you wanted privacy etc. in Scottish it's called a 'fèileadh' meaning a 'veil'. so a kilt was really essential to them, not just a skirt.

>>510437077 (OP)
>why wear this
its cuz they didn't wash
alot of cultures wore towels like this from ancient Greeks and Rome to Arabs, India and Asia
when you dont wash for months at a time you dont want constrictive clothes cuz it causes infection

It actually makes sense, if you are walking in tall wet grass all day.

>>510440857
Germany had plenty of bogs too and they never felt compelled to wear women's clothing cause of it.

Scots didn't even wear kilts back then

>>510443262
it's meant to be a giant cloak, women also wore one called an 'arisaid'. Germany may have bogs but they probably weren't living in them, never mind fighting in them when there are other places to live. Scotland and Ireland didn't have much choice. it's also slightly colder and rains more than most places. How else would you walk in a bog without getting muddy trousers?

>>510437077 (OP)
wrong. it's so you can quickly take a shit outside