Citizens of the Soviet Union, we are dissolving our Great Country, contrary to the results of the referendum for its preservation, and destroying all comfy because the representatives of the West patted me on the shoulder and called me “our Gorby” and promised to show me in every Western movie as a positive friendly character. They are the nice guys so there is no point in being a threat to them. And in the next few years you will face destructive liberal economic reforms proposed by an American advisor on Russia from CIA, a disgraceful weak-willed pro-American president, poverty, unemployment, hunger, AIDS epidemic on the background of heroin addiction, bankruptcy and decline of all social spheres, in particular medicine, rampant organized crime and large-scale corruption, bloody wars over disputed territories in almost the entire post-Soviet space and, of course, widespread ALCOHOLISM. Goodbye, my dear fellow citizens! And I am urgently resigning as president of the USSR, because they are waiting for me on the set of Pizza Hut, since childhood I dreamed of starring in a pizza commercial (laughs).

Eat shit gorby

If it makes you feel any better, it's going to happen to us now too

>>510442303 (OP)
Cool post, but USSR was destroyed by Yeltsin. Although Gorby destroyed Eastern block.

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>>510442409
Dude, you've been on the edge so many times and you've gotten over it every time. So I don't think next time it's gonna be like you said. You guys are good. Better than us in that regard.

>>510442532
Yeltsin is the second scumbag on my deadnote. Roughly speaking, the collapse of the USSR was a team effort led by Gorbachev.

https://archive.org/details/TimeUSMeddlingOnRussia/mode/1up

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