What did we think of it

>>510453690 (OP)
Based anti-Israel film.

>>510453690 (OP)
Kino, but the antisocial right will hate it

>>510453690 (OP)
he looks gay

>>510453690 (OP)
Why would I watch a movie made after 2016?

>>510453690 (OP)
mid

>>510453690 (OP)

Its mid. Kinda fun but doesnt slow down enough to spend time with characters. Superman is written weak as fuck and doesnt really grow or change during the story. We never really get his hero moment. Lois over shadows him part of the time as well.

>>510453690 (OP)
>What did we think of it
Stupid. Goofy. Effeminate. Disorganized. Pathetic.
I was not impressed.
Pedo-lefties will probably enjoy it and clap their hands like trained seals.

>>510453690 (OP)
Superman, the symbol of hope and American values, calls out Israel.

Mutts and nu-/pol/ will call it cringe

>>510453690 (OP)
Why do they keep remaking the same fucking films?
It feels like there's a reboot of Superman, a reboot of Spiderman, a reboot of Jurassic Park, every 2-3 years.
And each iteration is worse than the one before it.

is it just a remake of an old film? like exactly the same scrypt, just new cgi and actors?
I refused to pirate it because I thought it is just that

>>510453800
Really? hm maybe i will watch it

>>510453690 (OP)
>we
>watching goyslop capeshit

>>510453690 (OP)
is it only in thee-aters or is it leechable?

I'm not interested in another superman reboot.

>friends texted me in a group thread asking if I wanted to go see the new Superman
>politely thanked them for the invite but said I'm not really interested in capeslop
>they got offended and accused me of being a bad friend who never wants to hang out (not true, I just don't want to pay an exorbitant price for a ticket, soda, and popcorn to watch a Pedowood movie I don't care about)

Should I just suck it up and go see the movie?

>>510454451
I only agree to things like that if we go to the drive ins so I can drink and smoke and talk shit about the movie the whole time

>>510453690 (OP)

I LOVE DOGS

KILL YOURSELF CAT SUBHUMAN TOXOPLASMOSIS

>>510454580
That's the other thing, it's not like you can talk in a movie theater. Not really the best place to hang out anyway.

>>510453690 (OP)
Does he deport illegals?

>>510454451
>Should I just suck it up and go see the movie?

yes
it is fun

>>510454805
no
Lex wants to deport him

even calls him the A-word

sneed.

>>510453690 (OP)
End of the movie take-away is this. Your birth parents and culture don't mean shit and the adults who let you break rules and traditions should be honored above all others. As a parents who lost a child to the WOKE, this movie just makes me want to cull half of the population without a second thought.

>>510453690 (OP)
the less, the better

Lex literally did nothing wrong

>>510453690 (OP)
Eh it wasn't bad, I felt like the film needed more of Superman being overpowered and fucking shit up, mostly he just stops heavy stuff from squashing innocent bystanders. I feel like Superman deserves a film where he just absolutely fucks shit up instead of the tired old trope of oh no he's weak but wait he's just strong enough to save the day one more time and only barely. Like make a fucking cape shit where the hero btfo everyone and everything, the gay power struggle is played out. Hollywood Jews if you're listening, if you want to stand out, make a superhero movie where the hero is way stronger than all the villains and other good guys combined. Godmode the movie. Pure action. No more predictable formulaic drivel

>>510453690 (OP)
Watch it before the burger. Very anti-Israel. Knew it will make them seethe, and I like it.

>>510455555
Nice get but lex was a weirdo bezos mf and not threatening. I felt like at any time anyone around him could have just punched him in the face and rolled the credits

>>510455667
There is plenty of story like that, and it's all very boring.

>>510455555
He lost to soup.

>>510453690 (OP)
we pretend to like it to confirm the paranoia of histrionic paranoid jews

>>510454297
you don't watch america's bread and butter?
what you also don't watch football, basketball or baseball? deport him, trump!

>>510453690 (OP)
This is the best Superman movie

>>510454451
You should tell your friend he's a guilt tripping little bitch and hang out with him in a park or at home.
Of course that's implying you aren't also being an antisocial fag in general.