Who else drunk as fuck?

12 vodka sodas in lets go boys

>>510499434 (OP)
Just started drinking, fren

>>510499507
12? Anon you need to slow down. It’s Tuesday. Leafs are necessary to the ecosystem

I haven't had a drink in a year. I don't understand alcoholics. Getting drunk is such a fucking chore, it takes like 3 or 4 whiskeys for me to get there, and then i just fall asleep and feel like shit in the morning

>>510499434 (OP)
is that yakub? can’t tell because i’m drunk

>>510499434 (OP)
Dude, booze.

is this the thread?

>>510499562
i don't have to work tommorow let me enjoy things

I haven't drank for about a year and I'm going insane in the membrane. Boutta tape a carpet to my arm and trick the blind into petting me like a dog

I never drink. I see no benefit from doing so

>>510499867
yeah, pile in. it’s Tuesday and I’m fucked up because why not? we are here on this pale blue dot, paying taxes to elite pedophiles. fuck it, why not get drunk and stoned

>>510499434 (OP)
me
if i get anymore drunk i might just leak the epstein files

>>510499434 (OP)

>>510499434 (OP)
Drinking Proper 12 in a tent in a thunderstorm.

>>510501892
>Proper 12

>>510501912
It's cheaper than Jameson and honestly smoother.

>>510501775
a liquid headache literally

>>510499719
four is close to the g-spot, then you gotta maintain it with some lower ABV alck like beer

>>510499434 (OP)
Nigger I'm getting there

Only talmud denouncers will continue to post

>>510501198
Same fren

>>510499434 (OP)
>Who else drunk as fuck?
Me, i'm a drunk ass fuck

>>510502066
Only if your a pussy

>>510499434 (OP)
Not me I have to work tomorrow.

>>510502840
whatcha drinking?

>>510499434 (OP)
I'm high, alcohol is for degenerates

>>510502925
So?

Most of the time if you don't do it regularly nobody will care.

>>510502983
Being drunk and stoned is God tier

>>510502840
>Me, i'm a drunk ass fuck
Sober as a judge, but I sure would love to bust my nuts into Nichol Kessingers asshole after feeding her a bunch of Taco Bell.

>>510503163
Butterface.

>>510499434 (OP)
been sober for 4 years. fucken hate it. the truth is being fucked up is the only thing that makes like worth living. sad to say, but its true.

>>510503745
>Butterface.
I think she's very sexy. She doesn't wear a lot of makeup in most pics I've seen, she loved to get fucked, especially in the ass for some reason, and shes cheap. Take her to Taco Bell and fuck her in your car. Not marriage material to be sure, but highly fuckable. I give her a solid 7.5/10.

>>510502983
weed is fucking gay. just caused ruminating thoughts and for me causes me to look into a mirror call myself a faggot piece of shit and get freaked out for 10 hours before i can calm down. worst most overrated drug known to man. good for npcs who dont have those reactions tho

>>510499719

Getting drunk felt really good in my early 20s. In my 30s, all it does is make me feel feverish and sleepy. Then I wake up with an awful hangover. What was the point of drinking? There was nothing enjoyable about it. If I'm gonna damage my organs, I should get something out of it.

>>510502740
Not true. Here is the proof, brother.

>>510499719
>>510503979
u guys are both dorks. most men enjoy drinking with their friends well into their dying days. both grandfathers and all their buddies drink steady. thats what men did. they drank, played cards, smoked, made their own booze, etc. "it makes me feel gross!!" - imagine the older gen hearing u guys say this.

>>510504118
>friends
normoid alert