Is the cure to the male loneliness epidemic men going into a fugue state where they emulate the mannerisms and attitude of Elvis, making their way through life with an inherent swagger consisting of, but not exclusively, a half drunk devil may care attitude?

>>510506612 (OP)
Why are small foreheads cute

>elvis
he married a 14 year old so you're gonna have to post this in /ptg/

>>510506612 (OP)
Uh huh
Oh ho
Yeee ea, uh huh.
https://youtu.be/a3SQ3mTuYgA

Alone, but not lonely.

>>510506612 (OP)
have a beer and a game of darts
they're projecting their own loneliness onto men
women need companionship
men don't
just hang out somewhere public and one will latch onto you

>>510506710
loneliness not todayyy uh huh
my gf is 14 and I feel okayyy
cunny is good, oh huh, cunny is cool
cunny is great, after after school

>>510506612 (OP)
Can't be worse than what we have now.

>>510506612 (OP)
Yes, except without the Elvis part.

That's it I'm Elvis maxxing from here on out

>>510507018
Fuck you.

>>510506612 (OP)

the most coherent suggestion so far

>>510507044
You could also try Josh Homme maxxing but I think Elvis is more esoteric

I was thinking this last night anon I’m convinced I’m not in control of my own thoughts anymore but it also makes sense algorithms and such plus near a 5G tower, I think my only real thoughts come before bed. Anyways listen to anon.

no