With WW3 just around the corner how the fuck do you avoid this?

Shoot them

>>510510790 (OP)
I'd suggest not being russian or living next to russia.

Follow those two simple rules and you should be fine.

>>510510790 (OP)
claymore mines strapped to chest and back
make sure "front forward" is pointed correctly

>>510510790 (OP)
joining russian military will get you access to weapons that will increase your chance of survival.

Be agreeable while being drafted and then as soon as they hand you a gun go private pyle on their ass

>>510510830
My first reaction too.

>>510510790 (OP)
>With WW3 just around the corner how the fuck do you avoid this?

It's super simple anon it's super simple

>>510510790 (OP)
I had brain surgery.
Good luck boys.

>>510510830
>>510511198
Guns are illegal outside the imperial core

>>510510790 (OP)
Hit the ground so hard the camera shook
Woow

>>510510790 (OP)
I’m not worried.
Only Cucks get drafted

>>510510790 (OP)
land mines, booby traps, poisoned pitfall spikes, automatic mustard gas dispersal system and a lot of deep underground tunnels, with said traps and defensive systems.....ideally

I doubt that will happen in the USA, if it were to happen though the solution is to simply stay strapped and walk around in groups. The thing about the later part of that is that comradery doesn't exist among men anymore. Such a situation will make you realize just who your real homies are (and who aren't). My drunk manlet drinking buddy threw a fit when I jokingly said "yeah I'm not fighting for this country in WW3"... There's a good chance that they will have enough good goys willingly sigh up because *taps the sign*

If you ask me they won't try forced conscription here in the USA because they know it will lead to riots bigger than the ones we saw during the summer of Fentanyl Floyd. Instead of forcing a bunch of disenfranchised men to fight for a country they hate (and knows hates them) they would rather further the disenfranchisement to the point where joining the military is your literal only way out of dire poverty (or even homelessness). Ever notice how they're not hiring men anymore? I used to work a nightshift at Walmart, ALL of my coworkers were fighting-aged white males with college degrees.

That's just my take though

OP posts this same thread every day.
going through his daily checklist.
total russian death please.
>invade backwater neighbour
>say you could take berlin in 3 days if you wanted
>can't even take kiev in 1200+ days
pathetic.

>>510511607
Make your ancestors proud.

>>510510790 (OP)
>how the fuck do you avoid this?
notice how they dont go fight, they ambush unsuspecting people. Shoot a few from 300 meters distance and they will stop coming around.

>>510510790 (OP)
My homies and I will be the guys doing this to draft officers if that time came lmao. I sleep very well

By not dodging the draft. Simple.

I love how crystal clear this shilling action is; jeets and muscovites post faceberg tier propaganda, while your average /pol/lack just spam GORE. Triggering the brown tourist shills

>>510510830
this
Or at least stab them
I would have like 10 knives on me at all times.
Also, every vid I have seen of someone getting conscripted its like 10 older gat guys holding down one scrawny dead stare dysgenic holhol. I real chad would run away and stab the dumb motherfucker who followed him.

>>510510859
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allied_intervention_in_the_Russian_Civil_War

when in russia everything becomes worse than usual, you will be called up for military service too, maybe like in the video, you will go to siberia to feed mosquitoes

>>510510790 (OP)
dont get out daylight
buy food that last weeks, even months
dont socialize
dont overspend
survive, resist and persist
if you can, go innawoods.

>>510511656
Most military/police personel are in fact bozos who couldn't get a job anywhere else.

If you don't want to get forced by economics to go somewhere you don't want to then I suggest you don't major in sociology. Look for work in a field that is real. Maybe become self-employed along the way.

Are we going to get to shoot russians and get paid by the gov too?

Full Auto Potato Cannon from my commie block window

>>510513764
>if you can, go innawoods.

bad advice during war and military operations, the SMERSH squad will catch you as a saboteur and shoot you without trial and investigation and cut off your balls

>>510514185
that depends on the country
here, if you go into the mountains and jungles, good luck trying to find you
thats why alot of rebel factions and guerillas operate there, and now the famously cartels wich now do it just for glownigger money to destroy left guerillas

>>510513807
I'm employed in agriculture. Also you missed the point of my post completely. But I can only expect that from a Pole

>>510514185
>SMERSH

Listen here, russnigger. We don't really have a lot of bolshevik style death squads running rampage on their own population here in most of civilised world. We have toilet seats and stuff, ok?

Do they even search for you if you go live in another city at a families house?

>>510514694
Well, that's for now... when your master wants, such units will instantly materialize, along with concentration camps, like during WW2.

yes, you definitely have plungers too

>>510510790 (OP)
escape the country

>>510514960
they have blockposts everywhere. Police helps them

>>510514379
I addressed the point of bozos going to military because they got nowhere else to go. Most of the time it is self-inflicted by going off to study a worthless degree and then having to rely on the system to provide made-up jobs. Especially with debt. Ever heard of a guy named Aaron Clarey?

>>510510790 (OP)
>>510513749
i can't believe full mobilization is only 2 more weeks away

>>510513807
Military here
This is accurate
I don't regret it due to the stability of my job and the fact I'll never have to hurt anyone, but I hope my kids will go do something better

What are people who force others into the army called?
Also do they get to avoid fighting by forcing other to fight?

>>510513482
This is why they no longer go for gypsies. Because gypsies actually do this, they stick together and if one of their own gets fingered, they pay those recruiters a visit at night.
Say what you want about gypsies, but at least they stick up for one another.

>>510510830
this.
recruiters are almost always unarmed and rely on their numbers to capture and subdue 'volunteers'. they're explicitly forbidden to carry weapons for two reasons: they don't want to looks scary in a war where PR is everything + they don't want to risk losing their weapons to a very hostile and very angry person who might use it to do some IRL Pumped Up Kicks stuff.

>>510514995
>concentration camps

You mean the things with fake chimneys and shoe museums you left before you got btfo of Poland?

>>510510790 (OP)
Troon out and learn to suck dick really well so the battalion commander keeps you as his personal twink sex slave.

>>510510790 (OP)
I'd rather die fighting the system, than to obey a system which wants to send me to my death.
They are free to come, they won't be leaving.

>>510514960
Not if you do that early enough

>>510511656
the only job I regularly see white males in now is door to door sales around our neighborhood. basically shit work

>>510515333
Trips with ultimate solution.

/thread

>>510515226
Conscription Officer.

>>510510790 (OP)
ICE is gonna be brutal.

>>510515333
oh no Russia, not et tu

>>510515279
There's usually at least 2 guys with rifles in the kidnapping webms I see.

>>510510830
You won't do shit.

You just know the guy who slammed the cuffed fodder and slammed him face first into the ground masturbates to this video. Total psychopathy death.

>>510515226
they're called recruiters, which is just a euphemism for 'people who kidnap other people'. and yes, they're exempt from front line service as long as they meet their recruitment quotas ie . they're able to kidnap enough people so they themselves won't get sent to Kursk.
nominally, their job is to make sure that newly mobilized personnel show up at the nearest recruitment office for registration. but in practice, they beat you up, throw you into a van, send you straight to boot camp and after 4 days of training you're shipped off wherever a meat wave attack ought to take place.

>>510516036
its kinda how demons work
Demons go up and harvest humans soul to the devil, so the devil won't punish them

>>510510830
That's the last defense, if you can't get away you fight. Other than that, it's simply much smarter to hide and live a relatively normal life taking measure to avoid these idiots.
One can speculate they work in a schematic manner and won't have significant interest in pursuing single individuals, they can only get who wasn't proactive enough to take measures to avoid them.

>>510516036

its very democratic, and you get a nice state funeral after they turn you into butcher meat

>>510510830
>"Shoot th-" *gets drone striked*

>>510511492
Didn't he give out free AKs on the street at the beginning of war? Use those. I'd level those cunts just as a service to humanity.

>>510510790 (OP)
Fight back.
You either die a free man, or die on the battlefield via drone and wind up here on /pol/ getting laughed at by psychotic hohols.

>>510510790 (OP)
Be Indian.

>>510510790 (OP)
The guy with a camera that always seems to be filming this from a commie block rooftop needs a scoped AR in his hands instead of a camera. Problem solved.

>>510510790 (OP)

*BANG BANG BANG*
>Anon, you've been drafted to die in an Iranian Trench for billionaire Jews. We'll knock down this door!

...are there going to be female draft officers?

I’ll just stay in my apartment honestly. If they come crashing in I’ll just hide in the hole I made within my couch for such occasions. Or my wife will say I left weeks ago

The amount of forced mobilisation I've seen is unbelievable, its evil. Total recruiter death

>>510516036
so it's very important to magdump recruiters in the gut, we can infer?

If you're going to die fighting anyway, why not fight the people ruining your country instead of foreigners who haven't done anything to you? Clean up your own mess.

>>510510790 (OP)
>3d printed dart gun with fentanyl payload
I've got 6 tickets to rape town waiting for any draftybois who want to try

>>510510790 (OP)
You know, Russia could just stop fucking sperging out. But that will never happen and everyone is locked into WW3 or whichever Russo-smaller country conflict you pull out of your ass next.

Idk I guess you get what you deserve

>>510510790 (OP)

Why avoid it?? Its hellish clown world and Im about this close to being done ll

>>510510790 (OP)
Russians voted for this

>>510510790 (OP)
>>510510830
Things will never change until the intelligence agencies, military-industrial-complex lairs and defense contractor facilities are stormed and the glowniggers and parasites who work there are executed and the data they collect is leaked to the public so that the rest of these government assets, zogbots, mercenaries, moderators, glorified jannies and authority figures can be hunted down and exterminated.

i voted for it

>>510510790 (OP)
>WW3 just around the corner
cope russcel
youre too cucked to do shit

>>510510790 (OP)
I have a CCL and I have no moral qualms in defending myself against whoever. I don't care if the fucking commander in chief himself comes after me. I don't plan on going down, and if I go down, it's not going to be without blood and without a fight.

>>510519906
>honorary doctorate
they really are trying to find every possible way to ruin the value of a PhD

>>510510830
>>510511492


mAKE BOMB VST. tAKE A FEW OF THE PIGS WITH YOU.

>>510510790 (OP)
*ww4
ftfy. ww3 ended with corona

>>510511492
all you need is vodka or gasoline inside a bottle with cloth above to make a molotov. mass produce molotovs idk

>>510521187
A real molotov is made with hurricane matches taped to the bottom. That flaming rag at the top just makes it hard to throw.

>>510521248
interesting

I never understood why you would turn against your own people to throw them into the meat grinder but at the same time every one of those videos always have the fat old men as the ones that try to steal people. I’m sure that these are probably the biggest cowards and would willingly sacrifice their own youngsters so they don’t themselves get thrown into the grinder.

If I’d be honest I’d probably do the same to save my own ass. Not cause it’s morally justified but my own survival comes first.

>>510521248
is there a tutorial? I might experiment with this

I stab the zionist Jew draft officer in the throat. Better to die a martyr for God than to submit to Satan.

>>510521816
I'd just leave the battlefield and escape to another country, I'd make a plan with a bunch of other soldiers that have the same idea

bump

>>510519995
Cry and shart all you want it doesn't change anything. You are going to the meat grinder. You wont do shit besides march to your death like a good goy.

>>510520434
>value of a PhD
I doubt anyone outside of utter morons sees any value in a piled higher and deeper nowadays. She also has to add a (hon).

Now Oxford "maturing" BS into MS automatically, that's grade A bullshit.

>>510510790 (OP)
>get caught
>immediately start approaching the cameraman

>>510510790 (OP)
>With WW3 just around the corner
it has been around the corner for 2 weeks for 5 years now
nothing will ever happen

>>510521767
I think I read it in a hand-written post, I don't think there were pictures.

>>510510790 (OP)
Avoid what? What is even going on here?

>>510510790 (OP)
>With WW3 just around the corner how the fuck do you avoid this?

https://siviilipalveluskeskus.fi/en/frontpage/

Russians worry they’re going to literally be arrested and forced to fight in a war, meanwhile I’m over here wondering what I’m going to DoorDash for lunch. I almost feel bad for yall but like… you could just end the war anytime. Anyway cheers to you. When the snuff video come out with you blowing up from a drone piloted by a guy actively gooning ill be sure to press F to pay respects

>>510510790 (OP)
Vote leftist.

>>510510790 (OP)
>begins waddling around in frustration when confronted by someone off screen
>nooo why can't you just let me abuse people in peace
lol these fags are such niggers.

>>510510790 (OP)
Press G.

>>510510790 (OP)
If there is a ww3 you are going to be annihilated with nuclear bombs, after that there will be no drafting and shit like that for quite a while

>ww3
not my problem

This is a bot thread.

>>510510790 (OP)
> how the fuck do you avoid this?
guns
knives
Find out where they live, where they work. Who their family and friends are.

>>510510790 (OP)
I carry a knife. What the fuck is hohols' problem? It takes that little to be undraftable.

>>510524500
The IRS has a nuclear war contingency plan to keep collecting taxes after a nuclear war (to send to Israel I assume)

>>510510790 (OP)
Just gonna point out.
If you get drafted, your life is OVER. Them drafting you is them marking you for death. You are now an Enemy of the State.
You need to prepare for this before it actually happens.

>>510510790 (OP)
There won't be a ww3. There will be civil wars across Europe and north America. Mostly brown people attacking whites ,police officers, army etc...

After that our governments will accept defeat.

Mexico and Nigeria will probably serve as trade partners to china in order to keep the world economy going.

China probably doesn't want to end up like Egypt after they defeated the sea peoples.

>>510510790 (OP)
>With WW3 just around the corner how the fuck do you avoid this?
I will be on the press ganging side sending stupid stupids peasants to the front lol.

>>510516036
Reminder that eglin troons operate under a similar dynamic.

>>510514185
>and cut off your balls
russian professional soldiers do this, and film it, and release it.
no one else does this shit.
not even fucking ISIS does this.
maybe cartels.

>>510510790 (OP)
>With WW3 just around the corner how the fuck do you avoid this?
ww3? with who?
Russia is a pissy lttle ecoomically and militarily broken shithole fren and it's only a threat to its own people. You can't even invade a poor nation 1/3rd your size right on your border. Your phone a fren scumbags in North Korea are barely able to avoid famines without free gibs your other shady fren Iran low budget terror spondor folded as soon as the Israelis and burgers slapped them.

WW3 my ass. Go lick putins smelly senile asshole somewhere else. All those men and that monney gone in Ukraine and a fair chunk of the Russian population don't even have indoor plumbing. You and you stupid poncy dictators and crime gangs like the fab and kgb and rattle and sqeak millitary parade where you have a big seethe. You're a fucking joke all you do is sponsor terrorism and lies and nationally shit the bed every second generation. Stalin alone was so shit you'd think you'd shut the fuck up for 100 years but no muh putin and muh russian empire when you still can't make a decent car. Thank God the Ukranians beat the shit into you.

fuck of and enjoy your nu north korea and poverty for a generation. WW3 my ass.

>>510525023
Frenzy. God wills it.

>>510511004
>joining russian military will get you access to weapons that will increase your chance of survival.
I hope kremlin quislings in what was east germany all take your advice and die face down in the mud after riding in a chinese golf kart for putin, Europe ever wanted you left behine soviet rats

you're a man
im sure if you found a way to save up like 5 thousand bucks or something you can completely start a new lofe somewhere else away from wherever you dont want to be

>>510522002
>pwease pweas dont grill our znogbnots 1:1 that are outnumbered by (You) 10:1

>>510513482
You wouldn't do shit and youd be sent to the front line

>>510524690
>>510524690
>>510524690

>>510523596
>DoorDash
Enjoy your nigger spit you fat lazy fuck

>>510513962
You can go die in Ukraine anytime pussy

>>510521648
do you remember covid?
even family relatives were turning on each other because of the vaccine

>>510510790 (OP)
All of this started with an NGO funded protest to overthrow their duly elected government, I bet most of the women that were out marching have left Ukraine for different countries now.

>implying there will be a draft in WW3
>implying it won't be just all out nuclear exchange

the goons will get vaporized before they will get to you

>>510526146
Fuck off with your Russian nonsense its not 1984. Call the world back when Rusisans have indoor toilets.

>>510526146
nuclear exchange can't erase countries.
Also from the theoretical standpoint we're already at WW3, it's just more complex that any previous war.

>>510510790 (OP)
Carry a pipe bomb

>>510515226
They're called people who should have their homes burned down

come to Brazil

>>510510790 (OP)
Why aren't they armed?

>>510527497
they probably went to buy a bread or was just sitting on a bench drinking

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752535401901391.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752535401901391.webm

>>510510790 (OP)
Work in the Arms industries

>>510511656
Forcing men into economic and social precarity, then offering military service as an opportunity for financial stability and social approval seems like a rational, if cynical, recruitment scheme. We joke about white feathers, but we also all know that women are retarded and easily conform to propaganda. Look at how effectively they were used to enforce covid lock down measures.

As you say, the risk is in the young men blaming the system for their precarity, rather than seeing the system as a savior. Hence the extreme response to the Sign.

>>510514694
>pole talking about toilets
Lol

>>510510790 (OP)
those fuckers are going to be hunted down after the war

>>510510790 (OP)
>the universal gypsy sign language of "why are you filming us while doing something illegal bro we'll call the police"
many such cases

>>510510830
this, and only this, I'm not dying for this jewish, faggot, tranny, nigger, spic, obese, feminist, whore country, if I die it's killing zogbots and pigs

>>510515333
Already done, cool

>>510510790 (OP)
With guns.

Any draft recruiter comes to my house is dying. Plain and simple. I don't care if i die too. I will not die fighting for kike jews. I will die on my porch on the property that i fucking own defending my right to not die for kikes.

>>510510790 (OP)
>WW3 just around the corner