Who said normies cant meme

>>510515751 (OP)
I prefer trannies to normies

>>510515751 (OP)
>The shitty coworker who expects you to be friends with everyone (which means agreeing with everything she says as the leader of the social group), in addition to being there in time doing your job

>>510515840
Neither. Most trannies I've interacted with thought of themselves as basically gods.
It's a little ridiculous.

Coworkers are retarded af

>>510515751 (OP)
I had some HR cunt make us do an annual module on Work Place Harassment and one of the forms of harassment was "not eating lunch with your coworkers"....Yeah fuck that place I ended up quitting a year later

>>510515952
Nah not when you got a badass job

NO I WILL NOT PRETEND TO LIKE YOU AT WORK
I WILL RESPECT YOU AS A FELLOW WORKER
FUCK OFF IM NOT YOUR FUCKING EMOTIONAL SLAVE

> oh bro i love the internet haha i just love scrolling through memes haha

>>510515987
I'd probably still think your dickhead coworkers are retards

What's the problem with normal reaction with NPC? Do you Play RPG and also pick the rude options in dialogue? Are you afraid of them ? For me its kinda refreshing to talk about world with NPC in jon and dropping some redpills, sometimes i can even learn something new for free

>>510516141
yeah, honestly, once you get past the fear, its fun to say things for shock value

>>510516389
Hehe that's it, but once or twice shocked they are easier to redpill

>>510515751 (OP)
>he works with others
ngmi

>>510515751 (OP)
what sort of idiot has a corporate job now?

>>510517245
HR feminists. Middle manager feminists. That's about it.

>>510515751 (OP)
i did this at my first and only job and got put in a position where i was alone and responsible for myself

I am doing 2 to 3 times the work of my coworkers by just working and not talking while they spend all day chatting. This may seem like they are taking advantage of me but I can do whatever I want in work now. Rules do not apply to me since I am so productive.

I also can just ease off the gas and do the same work as anyone else and do all the extra curricular activities that lead to promotion without feeling like its a strain.

>>510515751 (OP)
I bet you're a blast at the office

>>510516141
Yeah I don't have much of a problem talking to normies. It's nice to just turn off your brain once in awhile and just talk shit about shit. But I have very large and varied interests which lets me relate to people very easily, so maybe that's why I feel that way. I think the only thing that I don't know anything about are 98% of TV shows from the last 10 years.

>>510515751 (OP)
That's me.
And normalfags will just have to live with it.
I am being paid to do my job, not to be their friend.
They are the kind of losers who can't make any friends on their own because they are obnoxious and/or boring, so they try to take advantage of every situation where someone is forced to be in their physical vicinity to socialize.
The kind of person who still wishes to be back in highschool at 60+

>>510517973
If you aren't playing the "game", then you're tearing their ego apart and they'll retaliate against you at all costs to cause unnecessary drama. These people are fucking up their families and their friends outside of work too.
I knew some people like this, and one of them got sentenced to 10+ years in prison shortly after leaving their long-time position as a supervisor.

>>510518274
Wow you are me but canadian

>>510517973
the funny thing being that they think they can shame me into compliance, when all my actions have already proven I don't care about socializing with them.
shaming only works if you have something the other side wants, be it material or immaterial.

>>510515751 (OP)
“Well adjusted” adult starterpack

Literally me except car

>>510515751 (OP)
This meme was clearly made by a woman.

>>510515751 (OP)
It's true. They grow to hate you simply by being polite and professional.

>>510515840
they are the same picture

>>510515751 (OP)
This is a behavior adopted by people that have been through multiple layoffs or dealt with aggressive HR ninnies. Best not to get attached.

>>510515751 (OP)
when I had an hour long break I just got into car and went home, lel. 10 minutes travel one way. So 20 minutes both. Still worth it. Going into food shops would cost me quite a penny if I did it everyday. Just a bit of gasoline - didn't

>>510517245
>what sort of idiot has a corporate job now?
anyone who could get one. you do nothing and get paid lol. you want one too retard.

>>510515751 (OP)
Saw lots of that in the arguments over "return to office" with some saying they needed an office full of people to socialize with and the work from home people were being greedy for denying the return to office people their social interaction.

>>510518643
so theyve decreased your break time?

>>510518542
DUH THATS SO FUCKING COOL MAN
DUUH THATS CRAZY THAT THIS IS YOU HOW CRAZY
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR RESPONDING TO THIS MEME
HOW SMALL IS THE WORLD THAT THIS IS FUCJING YOU HAHA!
NO CAR?!? HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW COME?
WHY DONT YOU HAVE A CAR?? THATS SO FUCKING CRAZY DUDE!!! THIS MEME IS LITERALLY YOU!!!!!
THIS
MEME
IS LITERALLY
YOU .
THATS COMPLETELY FUCKING CRAZY DUDE

>>510518288
Same here. Got promoted to a position that actually requires individual responsibility and pays well. Now I don't even have to deal with those mfs. I work 2 hours a day and nobody gives a shit about what I do.

>>510518697
no, I work as a teacher. they just got rid of it from the plan, which suits me better anyway.
I'm not nearly as social as other people there, but I dont give a fuck. I think I do my job well enough and they were keen on me staying (and it's hard to find a moron with my credentials who would want to teach). It's a safe job position and I was too lazy to find something else this year so I stay for 2025/26

>>510515751 (OP)
I can't be your friend unless you talk to me, and my weekend is just posting on 4chan and gooning
so fuck you for asking

>>510515751 (OP)
Work life becomes so much better when you find a job where you won't be fired for saying "nigger"
Even if you don't give a shit about sports or hunting or fishing or hiking or any other hobbies, no matter how autistic you are, you can always bond with your fellow man with the power of racism

>>510515751 (OP)
That rude coworker sounds just like me, but minus the having a job part.

>>510515968
When will we as a society rise up and banish HR from existence. It's not required, all we have to do is start vocally calling for it to be banned and eventually we'll get our way.

>>510515751 (OP)
Wow these are all things I do

>>510515987
Like what

>get asked to leave my role
>'you outgrew it, anon. You need to look for better roles elsewhere'
>The position will be classified lower to save money
>On my last day the manager tells me she wishes I had opened up to her about personal stuff
>I get replaced by a mouthbreather on a casual contract, getting paid the same so there's no money savings in the end
Female management is pure cancer. They want you to be friends and open up so they can use it against you

>>510520256
> open up
Golden rule: NEVER open up to your superiors.
You did everything right anon. She was probably insecure about you outperforming her.

>>510518652

>>510521049
pic unrelated. retard. keep your reddit shit to yourself nigger faggot and stop the projection.

I talk to my coworkers because I get bored at work. It's usually nothing special just stuff like did you see that new restaurant down the block or how I'm looking forward to the next holiday off.

Seriously what is it with normalfags and considering people they've maybe conversed 20 minutes with as friends? My coworkers barely even rate as acquaintances with how little genuine bonding happens yet they'll try to pretend we're friends then get upset when i say otherwise. Existing in the same vicinity of one another is not friendship, making generic small talk isn't friendship, spending a few minutes of necessary-for-work exchange isn't friendship.

>>510515751 (OP)
This is literally me
Im retired now but when I used to work I was also constantly fucked up on something. Started with alcohol then went to weed and it went to coke. Its a doggy dogg worle ojt there

>>510522269
It's their innate tribalism. They need to feel safe that everyone is ok the same page as them or else they feel threatened if someone is an outsider from the group and not following the script.

This reminds me of one of those secretary bitches while I was still in evropa and working for a bigger company.
I was a young 20yo guy, my first big company.
Section-wide email comes, "karen is about to retire and soon its her birthday! lets put money in the basket so she can take a nice cruise!".
EVERYBODY...and i mean EVERYBODY donates. I never even talked to that bitch before, dont even know where she is located. ??
This secretary bitch then actually walked into my room and asked if I forgot to pay yet. "Just 10 euro is enough!!"
People dont even say congratz on my birthday, dont expect them either, but thats fucked up. Why should I pay? I probably will never retire..
Everybody I asked pretty much told me that this is just how it is or some sort of "why not?".

Since covid my opinion of npcs is even lower. Crazy stuff.
At least nobody started shit after I said "sorry dont wanna pay, thanks!".
I was known for being a asocial guy.

>>510515840
We get it, you're Jewish.

>>510515751 (OP)
>work nights doing adult foster care
>monthly meetings with management and HR
>always 3pm
>ask if I can just stay after my shift to go over meeting with manager in morning instead of losing sleep
>HR lady gets annoyed and reminds me that its necessary for team building
>ask them if they'd be fine with doing a meeting at 3am
>she gets more pissed and says "meetings are a scheduled shift, you have no choice"
And they wonder why I stopped caring and don't cover shifts

>>510517245
i do.
In one way it sucks because the entire culture is concentrated cringe. Talking about politics and religion is a big no-no. LGBT awareness. Indian managers.
But in other ways it's great because you can easily just lay low and get paid close to 100k per year for doing absolutely fuck all. All I do is play video games from home and show up in online meetings from time to time and answer "yes, no, maybe, idk" to questions.
I don't respect this international corporation, it's damn near evil. That's why I feel no remorse being a leech.

>>510515751 (OP)
Unbearable faggot coworker starter pack
>Spends every break socializing
>Doesn't shut the fuck up
>Thinks of the office as a family
>Talks about their personal life in excruciating detail
>Wants to hang out after work
>Probably some neurotypical normie dickhead

>>510515751 (OP)
Fellas who just come to job, works 8 hours without interacting with anyone and then leave are usually introverts who just want to sit alone at home all day but they cant because they need to get money for stuff.

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>>510517245
I really, really need to find a comfy WFH job.

Any anons got some tips? Anything in the office normies have made an absolute hell now. I have no degree btw and I dont mind lying about experience

Do people actually list neurodivergence as a negative trait?

Might as well add eye color or blood type if you enjoy labeling people on shit that's out of their control. I'm pretty sure the neurodivergent kids pushed themselves straight into the womb after birth until their mom gave them neurodivergent active genes.

>>510515751 (OP)

Observing things about people isnt comedy.

> office lesbian
> has short hair
> talks about her cat
> rolls her eyes in meetings
> pronouns in email signature


Literally any group of people can be summarised. Theres nothing inherently comedic about it.

>>510515751 (OP)
This is literally me at work.
How am i rude?

>>510524592
>How am i rude?
Because though you may be fulfilling your obligations and tasks, you aren't accommodating to the comfort of your (female and homosexual) coworkers

>>510519563
Just develop AI a bit more and HR is gone.

>>510519664
Gay prostitute. He loves his coworkers.

>>510522985
Thank you for your story, jap fren

>>510515751 (OP)
I use my looks and body to sleep with the CFO milf and get any roastie who even side glances me wrong fired right before their probationary period is done.
I have become hymen reaper, destroyer of 401k's.

>>510526826
Kek

>>510515751 (OP)
This is not being rude

>>510515751 (OP)
This was made by a woman. If not the man who made it should hang himself.

>>510526523
No anon, I thank you for reading my blog post.

>>510515751 (OP)
I'm kind of an alone wolf.