Would you ever keep a jew as a pet?
>>510524092 (OP)We already do and we gave them a little place to live so their can wear their little suits and hats and dancing around the mackabba while chanting about getting money for playing prince of Persia in Germany
>>510524092 (OP)Rats are awesome pets. They are crazy affectionate and super smart. You can teach them all kinds of tricks. They basically just want food and tummy rubs and to sit on you.
Cats are more Jewish desu.
>>510524092 (OP)This
>>510524476Don't insult rats. They are great pets.
>>510525288Sad they only live for 2 years.
>>510524092 (OP)No, but I would definitely hide rats in my attic in the meowlocaust ever happens.
I don't trust Purrmany.
just a buncha jews hanging out
>>510524092 (OP)do i feed this animal foreskins?
>>510524092 (OP)A big titty one, as a side hoe maybe
Rats are cute and so are Orthodox jews if kept in check.
>>510525383Gambian pouched rats (the big ones that sniff landmines) can live up to 10 years
Hell yeah, I would.
Imagine a Jew that's physically dependent on you for survival but still has all that Jewish wile and knows all the Jewish tricks.
He's directly interested in your wellbeing because if you abandon him for 2 days he's dead.
>>510524092 (OP)I know someone who rented a spare bedroom to a Jew and his house ended up collapsing because the Jew dug an entire tunnel system under his house. Strange creatures...
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>>510524092 (OP)Actual Jew here. If I wasn’t married I’d be a pet but only to a big titty milk mommy.