Am I asking for the impossible? what are the % of people that fit this category? Im cooked arent I?

Someone who has the wisdom of a 30+ year old person who has dealt with BS due to being alone like I did. (roommates and knows the BS living with them causes to your life)
Someone who doesn’t judge me or others and realizes that there is no free will. (making fun of others misfortunes, superficial, empathetic)
Someone who is aware of the evils of the world and wants to escape them like I do (aware of moneys evil and power corrupting people)
Someone who wants kids but doesn’t need them (would we want to bring kids into this corrupt shithole?)
Pretty and young, but doesn’t have to be young. (oxymoron asking for wisdom and youth in one person)
Funny and fun (great synergy and chemistry)
Pervert like me (into scat, femdom, weird shit)
Caring (cares for sick animals etc)
Has a love language of touch and gestures of affection (gives me hair tickies and back rubs)
Has a good relationship with father (no BPD whores anymore please god)
Mother was nice to father (again… kids copy what they see, if she saw mother acting like a cunt she will mimic it)
Wants and thrives in peace and quiet (enjoys silence)

.... and it's another Jeetcel thread.

>>510526776
does OP look like its written by one you fucking moron?

>>510526931
>Pervert like me (into scat)
Yes, yes it does jeet