How can I quit masturbation forever? I don't want to be a slave to the jews anymore

>>510527995 (OP)
This pic makes me uneasy

SSRIs. Not political. Next.

>>510527995 (OP)
My gf forbids me from masterbatting. She says if i need to cum to tell her and she will either fuck me or give me a handy. She says she can tell if i jerk off myself because the cum load isnt as thick.

>>510527995 (OP)
Just don't wank?

>>510528180
What about the blue balls? If I don't jerk off I feel a lot of pain in my balls

>>510527995 (OP)

>>510527995 (OP)
Cut your balls off

>>510528113
>>510528113
Might I suggest pic related? It works to an almost comic effect.

cut your penis off, you're already halfway to transitioning anyways

>>510527995 (OP)
This is how I stopped (in 2019). You stay horny for long. I started to enjoy the feeling of prolonged horniness than emptying it out.
Now I jerk off out of necessity when I'm hard all night. Once every two months or so.

New Jeetcel thread!

>>510527995 (OP)
You shouldn't completely quit unless you're getting regular sex. Try to be controlled about how often, and what you use to help.

>>510528240
Lazy dead end projecting and giving up lol.

>>510528444
Stay ugly.

>>510528279
Isn't stuff like that pure placebo?

>>510529014
No. Its very effective and a joy if your woman enjoys cumflation.

>>510527995 (OP)
Have you tried heroin? Long term junkie and I can attest to never having a wank when i have dope.

>>510527995 (OP)
I look like that and I say that.

>>510528064
You're a faggot. I hope you die from a self inflicted gun wound to the head. Next.

masturbation using your imagination is fine, just don't look at porn EVER

>>510529218
Not a faggot. Cant die. Too important. Stay mad and in the void for fuckin with a nigga who is infinitely above you.

>>510527995 (OP)
Eat yellow lotus

>>510529240
are zoomers even capable of this? I didn't have access to porn until I went to college so I had to learn how to imagine but I guess kids don't have to do that now

>>510527995 (OP)
masturbation likely isn't your problem, lack of skills, hobbies and freedom is. some losers like you learn that if you make an effort you will be rewarded, but most of effort in this life isn't rewarded. denying your natural instincts won't get you anywhere.

>>510529437
worst comes to worst they will figure out that rubbing their dick makes it hard and feels good and deal with their libidos that way. They just have to reject the porn their "friends" tell them is awesome.

>>510528240
your argument defeats itself. if ugly people dont reproduce then why are there so many of them?

>>510528240
this is so fucking cringe holy shit you can't be a day over 15