BWC wins again

>>510548409 (OP)
based Marine. Legally recognize my daughter is my property and I might even think about enlisting in WW3

>>510548409 (OP)
bump

Convinces. Hey you wanna get freaky? Yayya. Convinced.

>>510548409 (OP)
latinas can't resist us
like every race of woman

NEETs on /pol/ don’t realise it’s very easy to get laid when you aren’t a pussy

>>510548409 (OP)
Men really fail to realize how easy and horny the vast majority of women are.
The guy has a decent face, nice hair, can't tell his height but if he was smooth talker too then that's all it took.

>>510548409 (OP)
That's hot, but how did they fuck up so badly that other cops arrived to cockblock them?

>>510550677
Took off all their clothes so not paying attention to the radio either.
The cops have to radio in for safety checks and they probably missed theirs. Back up arrives to the stop they called in to find them getting dicked down by the chad here.

>>510548409 (OP)
why did he get arrested?

Dudes got a hog. Only explanation.

>>510548409 (OP)
>Sharo began to seduce the officers and they began to perform sexual acts in the back of the vehicle
OHHHH MYYYY GODDDD
WHYYYYYY CAN THIS NOT HAPPEN TO ME???!!

FUCK
And this dumb redneck probably didnt even know what to do with himself
Hoooolyyyy shit if that was me I would’ve been DIAMONDS mate
ABSOLUTELY. FUCKING. Diamonds.
MY BOY DANIEL LIVING THE DREAM

>>510548409 (OP)
>wow this changes everything and I’m remoralized now
>I will for sure serve globohomo jews


This story is globohomo theater retards

>>510548409 (OP)
>Taco Bell
Imagine banging some hot cop's ass while the smell of stinky taco meat permeates the air.

>>510548409 (OP)
please just let me experience this once in my life time

>>510548409 (OP)
I really shouldve put more points on charisma man

>>510550990
What, herpes?

>>510550884
Female prison guards routinely fuck murderers and rapists in prison.
There was an infamous case where prisoners had written a step by step instruction guide on how to seduce the female faculty.
Basically the entire female prison staff had at some point fucked a prisoner due to it.
One of the ways to initiate the seduction was a classic, have one prison harass the woman while you step in to "save" her.

>>510548409 (OP)
I aspire to have this mad seduction skills
Thats literally my life goal

>>510550990
HIV or Syphilis?

>>510548409 (OP)
It is a fake. Why are you autistic retards so fucking stupid and useless

>>510551067
>>510551329
I don’t give a fuck what shes got if she looks like that

Lil Wayne, the greatest poet of the 21st century, has a good song about this called "Miss Officer" off Tha Carter III

>>510551492
Okay rape you later!

>>510548409 (OP)
Female loneliness epidemic

>>510548409 (OP)
All females want is a little attention to make them feel valued. I used to text random women on Facebook in my local area and more often than not I'd get them to strip on a video call. Shagged a few of them too.

>>510548409 (OP)
Women in any kind of authority role is a disaster and I think this is the best example possible.

>>510550861
>>510550990
I'm sorry but you are gay
Professional fetishes = deeply closeted fag
Please rope before you hurt anyone else

>>510553498
Sorry man can’t help it

>>510548409 (OP)
HOLY NICE

>>510548409 (OP)
1st impression: This is fake.
2nd impression: Horny retard women become cops.

>>510551492
>female cop
she gonna look way more like this, guaranteed

>>510553889
Or gross fat black women and he shared drugs with them.

>>510553675
you're one of those fat boomer grey hair pedokikes in australia aren't you?

>>510551067
>OOOOHHHHH NOOOOO. NOT (checks) SOME FUCKING NOTHING STI THAT APPEARS FOR A WEEK EVERY FEW YEARS!!!! BETTER NOT HAVE SEX EVER!!!!!
The way they hype up std's liKe they literally ruin your life and your cock falls off or whatever is pure WWII propaganda against soldiers getting syphilis from asian whores. Go take some penicillin if you get the clap. If you get herpes who gives a fuck? Unless it's something mostly only degenerates get like HIV or Monkeypox, STDs generally aren't much of anything but slight annoyances.

>>510548409 (OP)
Do you retards seriously fall for 7 year old fake facebook crap?
https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/06/fake-news-florida-man-convinces-two-female-officers-to-have-a-threesome-instead-of-giving-him-a-tick.html

>>510548409 (OP)
based

>>510548409 (OP)
How do I seduce women bros? I'm tall and decent looking and I just got fit but I don't know how to actually get women to fuck

Is it lewd because she was working? Or because Americans are sexually repressed?

>>510553498
>I'm sorry
you're not sorry

>>510551122
>There was an infamous case where prisoners had written a step by step instruction guide on how to seduce the female faculty.

Anyone know this case that is being referenced?

Idk lil buddy, you can start giving your opinion on women after you sort out this whole epstein/amnesty business