What the fuck is wrong with this generation? They don't drink, they don't smoke, they don't have sex, they don't go to parties. How can an entire generation be so anti-social?

>>510568931 (OP)
This shit hasn't ever existed anywhere outside US for sure, and I highly doubt that it existed in US either, cause hollywood parking/hacking/fighting/drinking/etc is pure bullshit.

>>510568931 (OP)
i drink. alone.

>>510569619
Not for nerds. Ive literally been to hundreds of parties like that. No naked girls walking around like in the movies, ok i give you that

>>510568931 (OP)
If you fall for fake bait posts like this you might be genuinely retarded

>>510569619
Bro these existed when I was in highschool and I graduated in 2015

>>510569619
This 1000% existed in the late 902 we had two every weekend

>>510568931 (OP)
The titans devoured dionysus. His heart survives if you pay attention though.

>>510570093
Big if true

>>510569619
this is not uncommon in any rich country

>>510569880
Yeah I have never seen the big rich kid party where everyone is there but I have literally been to over 100 house parties and after parties 50% of the ones that took place in highschool were raided by police for all the underage drinking

Also had parties where there was less than 10 people who showed up but we still had a good time and then there was the "just you and friends in that one friends house playing pool and drinking mad dog and Jack Daniels all night"

I lived in this one college oriented apartment complex and me and my roommate started a small pool party with plenty of girls by simply bringing out a cooler full of beer and an ice bucket with two bottles of wine and setting them very conspicuously at our table at the pool which had over 4 commie blocks overlooking

4 girls who were friends were the first to show up and get to know us just to enjoy some free wine then the meathead gymbros saw the booze and the bitches and came to hang out.

It was literally that simple to bait them but I admit my friend was a lean tall Chad and I was in good shape and am a charming and funny as fuck guy so that helped.
Just a Saturday night and an open invitational case of beer is all you need to get people to want to be near you

>>510570350
Name any other country which has suburbias and teens allowed to drive.

>>510570076
It's starting to make sense why euros on this board act so sheltered and sensitive, they never got to have any fun as lads and this honestly makes me very sad for them :(.

>>510570567
This is such a boomer style post kek

>>510569880
Pool parties post high-school for the naked girls.
But like you I have been to hundreds.

>>510568931 (OP)
>raise kids on tablets
>introduce 24/7 entertainment in your pocket
>wonder why they're adhd fags who don't know how to socialise
People warned parents in 2009 not to let their babies have tablets, and they ignored it.

>>510570755
Brazil.

>>510568931 (OP)
I started dying the moment I entered middle childhood, why should I care?
Fuck off.

We’d have field parties down south where over a hundred people show up at a bonfire in a field in the middle of nowhere and get hammered drunk then drive home.

>>510569880
L parties bruh

We even have these in France, not that I ever went to one lol.
Then again I'm 29, maybe the youngsters don't do it anymore.

They probably "happen" but everyone just sits there on their phones lol.

>>510570755
England.

>>510571030
afaik Brazil is very far from rich, very criminal, and most kids there don't even have a decent room, not to mention a car and a house to themselves

>>510571036
theres still time to give the high school in Erfurt another go

you can avoid being BOTH sorry and a pussy at once

>>510568931 (OP)
Imagine not being vaccinated

>>510569619
>This shit hasn't ever existed anywhere outside US
Ive got bad news for you Ivan.

The fact that young people are questioning whether these were real are not feels me with a deep feeling of sadness. As a Gen X, I feel like I was the last generation to ever have a relatively good, normal, childhood and young adult experience

>>510568931 (OP)
pretty standard at universities here

>>510570755
The movies exaggerate how many teens show up in a vehicle anon, that's it
Generally speaking there would be maybe 2-3 max with their own or daddy's ride and they would be stuffed like a clown car with the other ones they picked up and the rest of us just walked/biked or got dropped off by someone

The real facilitator of the parties was someone had to know someone over 21 to buy the booze, we had some like that and I have also been that guy for random teens hitting me up to go buy them a bunch of liquor and get to keep 10$ for myself after telling them once I handed them their snuggled goods that if they get caught they don't know me and if they have to talk to say "some black guy in a hoodie and jeans"

5 years ago there was this group of kids that would hit me up in advance of a weekend so I could buy what they needed and they just needed to show up at my place to pay me for it and load the box into their car and leave., they would sometimes smoke a blunt with me if I had no company and wasn't in a hurry to see them off

>>510570755
Straya, can drive at 17.

>>510569619
It was called впиcкa, zoomie.

>>510568931 (OP)
You told them all those things were bad over and over and you are mad they listened.

>>510569619
These parties existed and are why they raised the drinking age to 21 here kek Most high schoolers don't know any 21-year-olds, so it's harder for them to get alcohol for house parties after the 1980's.

>>510569619
I love when some countries are so poor they have to outright deny the existence of phenomena in other countries because it will reiterate how shitty their own country is.

>>510569619
I grew up in So Cal in the 90s and 00s, it didn't die until wokery took over.
You missed out Igor, sucks to suck.

>>510571014
I'm 43 son.

>>510571098
I've been to a few of those kinds, I love a good bonfire gathering

>>510570892
They too fucking poor

>>510571892
I'm not talking about regular parties where people know each other. Movies depict those parties that any random kid can overhear that there's a party somewhere, drive there and start participating.

>>510571665
I lived in Brazil for 5 years, my grandparents live in Rio. I don't care about how poorfags live, the people I knew as a teenage had house parties.

>>510569619
The memories of those parties is what keeps me going to this day. I pity you holy shit.

>>510570567
>drinking mad dog
i can taste this post, and it tastes like utter shit

t. your age, similar experiences

>>510568931 (OP)
>give everyone a surveillance camera that fits in their pocket
>get filmed in an awkward moment and have it immortalized on the internet forever
>wonder why no one wants to go out anymore
Wow

>>510572134
Based gen x cusp of y'er

>>510570755
South Africa. Motorcycles at 16 and cars at 18. Most people start driving motorcycles at 14 and cars at 16 because lmfao law enforcement is almost non existing.

>>510569619
I'm in my mid 30s and I held a house party last weekend. Around 45 people showed up. Just doing what I know. Pic related

>we're
>we are
this is like 1st grade english

>>510568931 (OP)
Because if you get in trouble doing anything these days you get arrested and everyone thinks you're an unhirable degenerate forever. Community policing is dead it's going on your record for forever.

>>510571021
>People warned parents in 2009 not to let their babies have tablets, and they ignored it
For every warning you had 10 idiots selling the idea that you NEEDED to give tablets to your children because otherwise they would become tech illiterate and they would lack behind and never catch up with other kids and they will never had an office job and they will kill themselves blaming their parents

Sadly I realize parents are really easy to scare into dumb desitions by pushing their kids' future angle

>>510568931 (OP)
Let them study why the world is so fucked up

>>510569619
The house parties you see in movies are very much an artifact of the 70s and 80s.

>>510568931 (OP)
>Host a house party
>All that shows up is niggers, spics, a pajeets
>House gets wrecked, stuff stolen, and a mound of poop on the floor

Diversity killed house parties.

>>510569619
You can't be for real

>>510571021
I have a nephew who's around 15 years old, raised by ipads and phones because my brother is a fucking tech nerd and his wife is a fat annoying bitch, similar to those quirk chungus memes. My nephew is retarded as fuck. Won't look anyone in the eye, goes apeshit if he doesn't have access to his phone for 5 minutes and has the attention span of a goldfish. I don't know if school is easier nowadays or what but there's no way he is about to begin highschool when he can barely read and write.

>>510572265
the problem with thst is exactly how you get the shitbags showing up. my frienss 30th bday about 200 people showed up because he was famous for throwing massive ragers on his land out in the desert. professional sound boards, local DJs, just random furnature and fire pits

then the hood niggers and cholo beaners catch wind and start crashing the place, next thing you know girls are getting grabbed and there's fist fights going on. theres only a certain amount of time that can reasonably go on for, if you are what i mean

>>510568931 (OP)
Based zoomer waffen

>>510569619
I went to plenty of similar parties when I was growing up in England in the 1990s.

>>510570567
10 people is considered a party? lol

>>510572499
>tech illiterate
These ipad kids don't even know how to use a computer, locate files, do basic shit. If it's not a touch screen they know nothing, they're boomer tier in terms of using technology.

>>510572134
based millennial boomer

t. 40 and been to plenty of wild house parties/bonfire parties/keggers down by the river/other sorts of parties in my day

>>510571892
I went to a pool party once where 9 of us were jammed into a 1980s Honda Civic.
Clown carring was definitely a thing. Good times.

>>510568931 (OP)
>They don't drink, they don't smoke, they don't have sex, they don't go to parties
>we're [sic] parties like this ever actually a thing?
they can't spell, either

>>510572265
You generally gotta know someone there that can vouch for you or at least one member of your group not be a complete stranger.
Generally the kinds of parties where word is getting out about it are open invitation
It does happen
We also have instances where a group of complete strangers will come in and try to steal shit and they usually get the piss beaten out of them by the hosts friends

Generally speaking open house parties are intentionally open door because the host wants the popularity to boost his status.
I have hosted after parties completely full of strangers to me but knew one of the 2-3 people there and are basically considered their responsibility to look after or check if they get out of line.

There are some though where if you and your buddies show up you have maybe 20 minutes before someone who doesn't know you goes to talk to someone else about it and you will be confronted and asked what you are doing there and booted if you don't give satisfactory answers
As I already stated I'm a charming and very fun personality so out of the 5 times this happened we only got booted once because those other 4 times I already was chumming it up with groups there and so they said we could stay.

I have even had fighting age Russian men show up to a party because a girl I knew brought them, they were actually a lot of fun once we were all toasted

>>510569619
We had one every weekend, there was always a friend of a friend having one. And since you'd make more friends there who had their own friends it grew exponentially.

>>510569619
>it did

Mostly in the 80s. Changed as the economy tanked and never really came back. But in the 80s? One year it seemed like every weekend, Fridays, Saturdays, multiples from different people. Sometimes extended to Sunday as in "Let's meet up at the beach.". Always something going on.

>>510572574
>Diversity killed house parties
>fueled by rap, late 80s

>>510572750
"Private party"
More of an "after party" thing or new years gathering by a firepit

>>510568931 (OP)
I turned 15 in 1990. Been to so many house parties I lost count. Fucked a few ladies at these parties too. Zoomers are a worthless and pathetic generation lmao

>>510572265
In the 90s that is literally what happened though. A friend of a friend would hear about a party and we'd just turn up. So long as you had booze and weren't looking to pick a fight anybody was usually welcome. This was also well before social media of any form.
High trust society and all.

>>510571600
that's not the same as showing up to a massive party on a few acres out in BFE where there's a big bonfire, bitches in bikinis are wrestling in a kid swimming pool just for an excuse to end up naked, people doing keg stands and everyone seems happy to see everyone else. no niggers or brown people at all except maybe that one lightly mixed kid with a tan, nobody fighting, everyone can get laid if they want, free alcohol, no cops ever show up, etc

this was our parties in 90s alabama in HS, they were genuinely fun as fuck but kids today aren't mentally or physically the same and neither is the shitty world they grew up in

>>510569733
checked & obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8

These parties did happen and they still do. You just weren't invited. Simple as that.

>>510569619
>highly doubt that it existed in US either
It has happened for decades and still does in wealthier areas. Where parents can afford to travel VS always home working a paycheck to paycheck life. Don't get me wrong, it's not every weekend etc but it's not a big deal out here.
The comical thing is teens still trying to do the don't park in front of the house move. So you get a few dozen cars around the corner. Geee I wonder what is going on?

>>510571810
same here, grew up before the internet mattered, lived an adult life with the internet while raising kids and watching everything slowly fall apart

>>510573067
>yep

Friend of a friend often. You depended on your group. No one had mobile phones, lucky if you had an answering machine. You knew people thru work or school or friends of friends. It's how you knew what & where something was happening.

>>510572634
Yeah the bigger the party the more likely of it being crashed by undesirables and hood dregs.
That's why you gotta have at least 4 dudes that can beat some serious ass at any large party supported by at least 10 scrappy lads not afraid to get down and dirty. For any party over 25 people

>>510573207
Why lie on the Internet?

>>510569619
>This shit hasn't ever existed anywhere outside US for sure
no Ivan, (You) just live in a shithole of a country, anyway, it's time for (You) to die for Putin on some mudfield in Ukraine

>>510569619
What? This shit existed just fine in the U.S. before social media ruined society. As an older Millennial I've been to tons of house parties when younger

>>510572750
No, that was called a kickback, you stupid huemonke.

>>510573428
Thre best was getting into a college party when roty were still a teenager. That happened a lot for me. Also getting into a bar to see a band and they would serve you drinks even if you were under age. Such a blast.

>>510573428
Some of us had friends and a social life Drinkcumjeet.

>>510570076
Seinfeld is my favorite show but I think I'm starting to turn on it now that I'm actually their ages. It gave the idea that it's okay to be in your 30s and single and that there's jut an endless supply of beautiful childless women you can date at your age. There literally isn't even a single 30-something woman without a kid left. There was only like one fucking episode where one of their dates had a kid.

>>510573242
>So long as you had booze
This was a huge deal and still is in some circles
The fastest way to get into any house party is to show up with party favors
When you get it was my friends that had the booze and I brought the weed

>>510569619
> I highly doubt that it existed in US either
Lol no
You have no idea what you’re talking about. I lived it. Most of us lived it.

>>510569733
Based George Thoroughgood

>>510569619
Poor Ruuskie Anon. Ya missed out

>>510569619
agree, never heard of those big house parties, maybe a celebration for someone birthday /graduation but its 10 people at most

>>510573762
If you brought weed, drugs or girls you were good.

>>510569880
Depends. Occasionally there were naked girls. Usually the ones where there was also cocaine.

I just turned 30. A Zillenial as some call it, cause my older sibling is mid 30s, kids, house, and dead center of the Millennials which I cannot relate to (economy screwed us, like GenZ). I'm also definitely not a zoomer, but I get both sides. There are always the "transition" generations between each range (my parents are super young boomers/oldest GenX) My age range, I swear, we had it the best.
We weren't old and outdated like 90s or 2000s, because the 2010s had all the fun stuff in its golden era; we had social media, smartphones, FB, early IG, house parties were lit--Project X was the big movie that just FUELED more house parties. I'm talking degenerate pool parties, girls, dr*gs, jungle juice, impromptu raves in parks, generator with speakers, car rides to cottages for lake parties, all with technology, video games, movie-like prom and fun stuff that was already THERE, but only got revised in the 2020s.
2012/2014/2016 era was just perfect--no COVID lockdowns, felt like less global conflicts, less stress, and things were just peak.
We played outside as kids, while getting into our teens with PS3, smartphones, and college/uni was wild.
Then, as the world moved closer towards the late 2010s, things got worse. The world changed multiple times, and I swear I feel like "fun" itself has died. I heard from friends' younger siblings, who had their HS senior years--the most IMPORTANT years going into the lockdowns.
They never recovered and still feel they lost out on the best time of their life, which carried into the antisocial college days of the 2020s. Honestly, I don't blame them, it's depressing. GenZ is more depressed, medicated, more nihilistic, antisocial, obsessed with __maxing or __pilling, gender war, culture sucks ass, everything is just worse.

Zillenials were the last boat off a sinking ship, and that was the grand finale, the last party boat that went out with a bang and was perfect in every way. Wouldn't trade those years for the world.

>>510573878
the thing common here was going out eating dinner in a restaurant in like 20 / 30

>>510568931 (OP)
I used to throw parties like this. Bitches. Cocaine. Hot tubs. Jungle juice. It kills me that zoomers are missing out

>>510568931 (OP)
>NOW THAT'S what I call a /pol/ THREAD!
>vol 39
shit thread, but if you were born after the mid 80s then you missed out on the end of a golden age

>>510568931 (OP)
>How can an entire generation be so anti-social?
Because you guys allowed women to make socializing illegal.

>>510569619
You guys didn't have parties at your house where you invited your friends? None of your friends did?

>>510568931 (OP)
Everything is done on an app nowadays, they have no reason to meet up in person and socialise, they wanna do it via an app.

>>510574161
Grim.

>>510568931 (OP)
unironically smartphones killed it.
you're increasingly seeing clubs introduce no phone rules to try and get people to be more in the moment, and actually clubbing instead of just being there to post on social media that they were there.

>>510569619
Imagine being a miserable half euro. The answer is YES! Almost every weekend some type of party like this was going on. Every summer we would have 100 to 200 people slumber party. We also have block parties and organized dances and parties through school.

>>510573993
Cheers to that fren

>>510574272
I wouldn't be surprised if people just didn't go to clubs that had a no phone rule.

>>510569619
they were so common that showing up at random house parties was one of the ways I made friends.

31 year old here. Been to a handful of house parties in high school back in the early 2010s and the best one ever was at some kids house my junior year
>the week it’s happening word starts spreading around school
>the day of a lot of people in school is whispering whether or not they’re going
>was probably late spring when it happened, I just remember it was warm outside and late at night
>Probably almost 75 kids there, a load of alcohol
>me and some other kid who were kind of cool with host got asked to guard the door and make sure everyone threw their $5 to get in, everyone did except the Chad group that just walked by us. By the end of the night we had like $400 and we skimmed like $30 each off the top
>party is popping
>one kid brings a girl upstairs to fuck her while everyone is cheering him on
>two other kids who were feuding all year almost got into a fight
>one girl is strung out on coke and looks all pale and needs to go outside to “get some air”
>another kid is running around with an airsoft gun and Michael Myers mask, scares the shit out of a group of girls in the basement that think it’s a real gun
>another kid scares the shit out of a black girl by reaching his hand in through a window and grabbing her hair while she’s chilling with everyone
>some chick cheats on her boyfriend with a black kid and the boyfriend cries “I loved you” and walks away
>one girls smoke weed through a water bottle for the first time, starts yelling “my eyes!!!” when it burns
>another kid was dual wielding 40 oz Colt 45s and sipping them both
>some random kid claiming he popularized the McDouble by requesting a custom burger one day at McDonald’s
>just a generally fun and degenerate environment
Late millennials like me got the tail end of having actual fun at school. Nowadays that shit would get shut down because the parents away on vacation would be getting Ring doorbell notifications every 5 seconds and call their son and tell him to cut the shit

>>510574272
Broski...my age range (Zillenial) HAD smartphones in high school, but it was the golden era of FB, early IG, raves, Project X, and modern enough while still being social, partying, hooking up.

The early to mid 2010s where the last age group/generation that has the BEST of both worlds.

>>510574353
Cheers broski

>>510569619
Nigger's never been on vpiska LMAO get a life

>>510574298
>block parties
wild that just 20 years ago there was still enough of a sense of community that every street would get together and pitch in to throw a huge party.

>>510574491
>literally me

Haha, exactly proved my point here: >>510573993

We were the last party boat of a sinking ship, and we had the BEST of both worlds. I wouldn't trade those years for anything.

>>510573993
>GenZ is more depressed, medicated, more nihilistic, antisocial, obsessed with __maxing or __pilling, gender war, culture sucks ass, everything is just worse.

Maybe it's time we bring it all back and force them along for the ride
Like we need to go full Kappa Sigma on zoomers and snatch them off the streets using kidnapper vans blasting Master of Puppets full volume and drag them to parties, take away their phones, put booze in their hands and force them to drink and talk to girls!!!!
https://youtu.be/Vw3bPUOE47s?si=bLEI5iSwHsk_sEl5

>>510568931 (OP)
zoomers be like: I don't drink because I don't leave my house because I
don't have friends because I spend all my time online consuming brainrot
content

>>510569619
I grew up in the 80's/90's and this shit was happening every weekend.

>>510569619
I still experienced it here
>t. mid 30s xoomer

>>510573389
>>510573049
So how can someone who is not extremely popular to start with, have 4 fighter dudes + 10 backup guard his party, which he is throwing to boost his status?
That's the thing I find unrealistic - we obviously have rich kids parties or poor kids parties, but no one would play guards there, and allow any strangers.

>>510568931 (OP)
Them not drinking or smoking is fine, there is no problem with that. Don't shove that in there with the rest of it.

>>510569880
Wrong. We had pajama parties with a room that always became an orgy. At a party. My girlfriend and ex lezzed out on a bed and pulled me in to the bathroom and gave me a double blowjob. A girl was getting fucked in a jacuzzi in front of everyone and got out later crying and walking naked through the crowd be because a guy came in her. I live in Hollywood.

>>510574491
>>some random kid claiming he popularized the McDouble by requesting a custom burger one day at McDonald’s
Best party attendee

>>510570755
Drop a google maps guy anywhere in Israel. Shit is like 1950s USA.

>>510568931 (OP)
Is this person asking if parties are real?
>>510569619
We had them all the time but usually on a bit smaller scale where people drank out of cans and bottles not red plastic cups for some reason and also no one drowned in a swimming pool and the police never turned up.

>>510574633
Hey man, I'm still finding time even though I have a fiancee (no kids), with my tight friend group from high school, we find time to have a hangout at the house, throw a party--drinking games, karaoke, beer pong, pool drinks, but now its for occassions (birthdays, christmas, Canada Day), and less degenerate and no blackouts. Literally the more "mature" and upscale version of what we did in the 2010s.

It's fucking great. We all have responsibilities, rent/mortgage, careers--yet we find time to hang out and let loose. We still go to specific raves/venues, concerts, etc.

In fact, I'm going to the cottage with some of them literally upcoming weekend for the summer, kayaking, cliffdiving, sauna. That's how I'm starting of my 30s.

The fact that me and my friends are considered to be BIGGER PARTIERS than the high schooler zoomers right now is just down-right sad.

>>510574698
I was speaking optimistically for very large gatherings
You just need
4 guys who can actually fight
10 partying males that will swarm the cholos crashing the party
Most parties have a 7/10 ratio of men willing to get scrappy if trouble shows up
The 4 elites are supposed to include you amongst them, the rest from your own or another boxing or wrestling club.

Not every large party had a team of thugs but the hosts did own guns or baseball bats
But almost any large party has at least one warrior lurking somewhere.

>>510572076
Cali wali
>Fag

>>510574571
block parties have always been for non-whites

>>510569619
canuck here, we had house parties all the time. parents had them, the kids had them, it was a regular thing.

>>510568931 (OP)
#metoo makes parties illegal

>>510573704
larry david makes fun of jews so much that other jews give him shit, the point of his stuff is to make fun of it, not make it look cool, even curb your enthusiasm's point was "all the people in the show were horrible"

I went to a big flagship university and took my hometown friends to a frat party one time. One of them said it was exactly like in a movie.

>>510569880
I was a nerd and we still had a kegger in the woods or dope and beer at someone's house most weekends. Rarely any girls, but we still had 'parties'. Actually both of the women i did sleep with eventually were met at such things.

>>510575224
Weirdest party I ever went to was my wife's nephew
Old Gen Z and younger Gen Z there which is fine but I felt so old compared to them I couldnt bring myself to relax so I just sipped on maybe 2 beers the whole night and just made sure no one hurt themselves

>>510573115
You all sound like losers, I had some house parties up through like 2009. Fun stuff.

>>510570892
Don't lump us with that retarded russki, people had and still have hollywood-esque parties here

Ah so these are the "morally traditional" right wingers?

You guys are hypocrites for ever shitting on promiscuous women or morally debased politicians.

You guys deserve nothing. No ethnostate, no deportations. You guys are just fucking trash.

>>510569619
House parties happen so the time here Or at least they did when I was in my teens and twenties in the 90's and 00's

>>510575355
When was that? What years?

>>510568931 (OP)
nah teens dont meet up and get wasted that's just an internet meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATrg7G5dSbg

>>510568931 (OP)
i've been to actual house parties that rivaled that stupid Project X movie. desu that movie was so over-the-top and clearly written by kids that never got invited to house parties. i've been to halloween house parties where 150 people were outside on the porch, and the porch COLLAPSED.

>>510575399
Nerds are cool too, I bought booze and hosted once for some younger millennials in my 20s who were the DnD dorks in highschool, when I showed them my die set and collection of RPG and Dungeon Masters manual theirs jaws hit the floor, apparently they thought me and the group I was with in highschool were "tool cool and meat headed" for sword and sorcery, I told them we just never talked about what we did at school and that's why no one ever knew(many an RPG crashed and burned because we got too drunk to care and the gm decided "fuck you" and killed us off)

>>510568931 (OP)
Last time I went to a house party was 2009. I don't even do parties I was just brought by a friend who was pretty popular. Tbh I don't know how you even get into those circles because even though several people I knew were at that party no one ever invited me to another one.

>>510575090
Good conversation. Yeah, generally it was the aggressive criminal kids who got in for free but also were the muscle at parties. I’m from a small town with a small school population so we kept our shit tight and if anyone fucked around they were blacklisted

>>510569619
This poster is correct. What the fuck are all these replies of faggots on here pretending they had some amazing party life? (You) niggers are on 4chan ffs

>>510568931 (OP)
I haven't been to one in decades but yea we used to do this alot.. almost every weekend maybe
Life now is unrecognizable and has been for 15 years atleast

>>510575992
>Seething faggot mad he never got invited to any parties in his youth

>>510569619
Is this bait? Especially if you're suburban or rural where else do you party?

>>510575992
speak for yourself you sorryass clown

>>510575676
women who are whores are fine, they're whores, they have a purpose. women who are whores can't NOT be whores in the future though. you don't get to go from whore to housewife because mentally and physically, you can't

don't wanna be a whore? then fine, you can go to parties but you should go with a boyfriend and if it's not a long time boyfriend then you're probably a whore anyway

>>510575770
This was around 2012 or 2013 maybe. I was a underclassman.

>>510575992
Believe it or not but most older anons didn't spend every waking moment of their teen years glued to a computer screen.
Many also came here after internet censorship started taking over social media
I came here so I could talk about conspiracies and call anons like you a nigger whiny bitch and not suffer a 2 week or permanent ban from posting just for saying a few mean words online

Yah this fucking website is dead. I'm not reading that big ass reply

>>510569880
I've been to hundreds of house parties and had a lot myself. Seen everyone get naked, girls sucking other girls tits, girls slapped in the face with multiple weeners, Nintendo stomped on, people jumping out of 2nd floor windows, etc. It was standard practice every thurs,fri,sat night to have a party somewhere

>>510576240
Yep, that checks out, also the years of peak partying for me (2011-2016)

>>510568931 (OP)
I grew up in a college town and they happened for a while, but out of town niggers and mexicans started crashing them to steal stuff and they became really closed off and invite only. The world went to shit December 22 2012 and never recovered.

>>510568931 (OP)
late millenial here
no hollywood parties
parents helicoptered
live near too many niggers

>>510575676
How much salt is in your cunt right now?

>>510576565
>The Mayan Calendar and the Mayan end of the world said it would end December 31 2012.
>In 2013, we thought it was another hoax
>Turns out that the world, did, in a way end. The world post-2012 was dead--spiritually, socially, and psychologically.
>The human spirit did, in fact, die December 2012.

Damn.

>>510576393
It died when You soulless /r9k/ zoomies flooded every board with your spam "Mommystronk" coomer doomer cope
I also should tell you the real oldfags lead mostly normal lives and you eternal seething closet dwellers were always a minority on any given website back in 2012 and prior.
You are not the real 4chan, you are the result of /r9k/ and /a/ not being used by mods as a list of IPs to rangeban

>>510570755
France/Germany

>>510576800
I think you are closer to the truth than you think.

>>510569619
This happened all the time here. We had a friend who would host all the time

>>510569619
I went to many a house party when I was younger. Although ours were just a bunch of people getting drunk and starting fights. A lot less pleasant than the kind you'd see on American TV shows.

>>510576800
it does make a lot of sense
but how tf did mayans know this would happen

>>510568931 (OP)
Life use to be literally better in all ways.
>weed peanut butter carpenter party
>punk/metal shows every day
>could feed myself a complete days food with 2 dollars easily at nearly any place

>>510577102
It was a long- standing treaty that ended or something like that

Every Friday different groups of friends gather at someones place and we usually party til Monday morning. Been this way for 30 years now. Used to be Nintendo and Slip n Slides and rock n roll, now it's Nintendo and drugs n alcohol and rock n roll.

My fucking grandparents still party and they're 80. Zoomers are just a big fat mistake.

>>510575763
>>510575651
>>510574693
>>510571609
>>510576815
I've been to England, France, Germany, and quite a lot more places in Europe. Everywhere I've seen people mostly living in cities with public transportation and tiny cars, not in suburbia with trucks like in US, and I can't believe you have hollywood parties in cities.

>>510576800
>>510577005

>>510569619
I'm 29 and I got invited my my 2nd house party this year.

>>510569619
>Russian never experienced anything good in his shithole country's commie block
Woooooooooooooooow how surprising!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do they even bother coming onto the internet to admit shit like this. You'd imagine this man would be abducted by the government and executed for continuing to make Russia look bad.

>>510577176
Found one of your old pics bro
There was always that one guy.
One of my brothers fucked a fat local chick in the ass, inside his tent, while we were camping.
Pussy can be hard to find in the woods,
To be fair

>>510568931 (OP)
No shit, some of them haven't even been in a house before

>>510577081
That happens here as well depending on the neighborhood/affluence. I have been to both.

>>510570755
UK. House parties were a thing when I was a teen.

>>510575992
Me personally? I peaked in high-school and some random guy said "lol you should check out 4chan" in 2011 on dota when i was 22 and I slowly turned into a neckbeard.

>>510577274
Gay dude
This is you at your party

>>510577494
There wernt any fat girls at last year's party so I'm sure it'll be the same this year.

crazy how some people never experienced this
i was a complete geek in high school and still went to numerous parties. not all project-x type parties but i was out there fuckin

>>510572629
>I don't know if school is easier
It is. Half the kids are using AI to answer shit, and Democrats threw out all the math, reading and writing requirements to help niggers. So yeah, participation award tier schools when it comes to academics, guaranteed to pass your dumb ass up the chain no matter what. No child left behind.

It's why CEOs are pushing the America is retarded we need H1Bs angle - despite H1Bs just being browner retards that scam you more.

>>510577176
>Zoomers are just a big fat mistake.
I tend to agree with this but perhaps it's the fault of us allowing them to get hooked on tech at a young age
So instead of following in their village elders footsteps they remained completely plugged in until one day they looked up were 18 and had to go find a job.
Their problems began when collectively they turned EVERY WEEKEND into a loner gaming weekend instead of doing that one day and going to hang and party with their friends the next(which was the best way to meet new friends too)

We let the iPads and YouTube raise them and this is what it has produced
I want to believe they can still be saved but I'm not sure what the first step is to helping them, they are really resentful of being given instruction and think constructive criticism is a challenge for leader of their ghost pack

>>510568931 (OP)
they apparently do know what a house party is in university

>>510569619
You're a retard kek. Why do you speak with such confidence about what were extremely common parties? The fuck is this hubris?

>>510569619
literally everyone parties are you retarded? its not some behavior limited to the US you were just a nerd that nobody invited

>>510569619
We still party here.

>>510569619
>hollywood parking/hacking/fighting/drinking/etc

Hollywood Hacking scenes are bullshit.

Hollywood Guns are bullshit (infinite ammo, no reloads, stealth pew pews, etc.).

Hollywood fighting depends - some is realistic, most is definitely over the top bullshit.

Hollywood drinking is realistic. I've never seen a movie depict drinking in a way that was out of scope for an American.

Hollywood parties vary. Some are kinda realistic - especially if they get raided as a HS party, but some depictions get to be Hollywood rich elite exclusive. As in you have to be ungodly rich to have that type of party - no fucking way is a normie doing that.

Hollywood's college depiction is exclusive to a few party schools (probably in CA!), the rest are definitely not like that in any way shape or form. And it's probably dead now thanks to social media and changing norms.

>>510573993
I despise you.
>Muh technology
>Muh Obama years were peak

Filistine.

>>510569880
bro i'm a 31y/o autistic fucking loser and still get invited to events from my friends in bands or artsy communities.
literally was at a house party with chicks topless in a hot tub earlier this summer.
i've only heard of chicks doing the drunken open sex thing, but i know chicks that have done it. nasty imho.

the one thing i always think about with zoomers and partying is how fucking weird/creepy it would be with the prevalence of them recording anything and everything and then posting it online. back in my college days you'd get your ass beat or thrown out for that because it could go poorly.

>>510577580
Most of my life I went to school around blacks.... You can imagine how those parties were.... and before you ask, yes a few did die during my time at highschool lol. I would have been out of my mind to go to any one of those.

>>510568931 (OP)
>>510569880
>>510570030
>>510570076
There were parties but everyone dresses the same, instead of being perfectly assorted caricatures, and 95% of people are sitting, not standing tightly in frame for hours to get a good camera angle for the movie.
Also, no one goes into random bedrooms to fuck. That makes no sense that you would go fuck on a stranger's bed. You'd simply leave to one of your houses or do it in a car.
Bedrooms are off limits at stranger's houses, like who the fuck do you think you are going into my parents bedroom, are you insane?

>>510571098
isnt that haram?

>>510568931 (OP)
Most of my school growing up was rednecks and hicks you can imagine how those parties were.

>>510568931 (OP)
I've never heard of one or been to one but I might just be a loser lmao

>>510578191
would have had some stories to tell
and the older i get, the more i realize thats what truly matters cause the money comes and goes

>>510568931 (OP)
all you need is flyers and a keg
it's not rocket science
you probably don't even need flyers anymore, just do it by email

>>510578338
>The Brazilian PUTA!

>>510568931 (OP)
I'm early gen z (1996) and I've been to plenty of house parties.

>>510568931 (OP)
Yes, and it's still really a thing.
You fags are just the lame, uptight, unpopular losers who don't get invited to the cool kid parties.
A few years ago I had a halloween party in the 800 sq ft apartment I was living in at the time, and at one point there were over 100 people there. Had a beer pong table, keg, and like 9000 bottles of liquor.

>>510576330
They also forget girls used to post here before it because a cesspool for nigger cock and faggotry. Even the loser anons back in the '00s had more fun than these niggers ever will. Also, the excitement that you were on the ground floor of a new technology not everyone could use or afford (stupid niggers not allowed) it's why everything became total dogshit for retards after smartphones. tldr being a loser outcast in 1998 was like being a chad now.

>>510574739
This kind of shit can only happen in party cities like Miami and Hollywood, where women are all hot and dumb as shit, chasing rich Hugh Hefner type chads on boats and with fancy homes. It sure as fuck won't happen in any other more conservative area (without it being a wigger area).

>>510569619
They even existed and exist in Russia, of course it is not the level of Project X, but nevertheless

>>510569619
I went to house parties as a teenager, there was fighting drinking and fucking, not sure if it still happens but it was a thing 15-20 years ago
>>510571098
we used to do the exact same thing in an old quarry in my hometown

>>510569619
Russnigger, I…

>>510569619
fucking hell ivan, i've even been to one in saint petersburg in '95. you must just be a shut-in.

>>510578566
>And everyone clapped

>>510568931 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N1iWMdfk3Oo
many such instances

Need to be able to own a house to have a house party.

>>510569619
I partied hard tree streets Johnson city tn around 2012 majority were college white kids

>>510578030
The issue is not parties per se you retard, it's hollywood depiction of parties having shitload of uninvited strangers. And I can assure you that most people in the world won't allow a single stranger in their house.

>>510578131
You can't drink and fight/shoot precisely at the same time like all the hollywood heroes do.

>>510578782
Yeah go ahead show me a suburbia in StPb.

>>510575090
I got roped into being the "doorman/muscle" for a group of college kids about 15 years ago when I was 30. I'm a pretty big dude, 6 foot 3, and I've been working with my hands pretty much all my life. Everybody always takes one look at me and assumes I'm a minute or two away from snapping, even though I'm a pretty chill dude with a loooong fuse. As long as you don't give me a valid reason for throwing down, I'm cool. Anyways, I was out for a walk to clear my head, I had gotten tired of my dumb cunt of a gf's shit and had her GTFO. Ended up walking a couple of miles away from where I lived and found myself on a street that was full of homes rented out by kids from a nearby college. Basically a block, almost two, full of party houses.

I'm minding my own business when some kid runs up to me and says, "Damn, bro, you're a beast. I could use someone like you." He goes on to explain that he's throwing a party at the moment, and he's gotten word that there's a group of dudes that plan on showing up and wrecking shit. Says he'll pay me, whether it's cash, booze, drugs, girls, whatever I want.

I'm like yeah, whatever, I need something to occupy my mind. I head over there and basically act like my normal self, have a few drinks and chat up some of the kids. Those dudes never ended up showing up, but I've got no idea whether it's because of me or if they just wanted to scare the host. The host ended up paying me 500 bucks after everything was winding down, then asked me if I wanted to make this a regular thing. We hashed things out and I ended up crashing in one of the spare rooms since I didn't feel like walking home. Woke up to one of the girls I saw at the party who had been eyeballing me all night blowing me. She didn't say a word, just got to work and left afterwards with a huge grin on her face. When I went to leave, the host said that he hoped I didn't mind the present he sent my way.

Made more money doing that than I did at my damned job.

>>510568931 (OP)
They still exist, my kid goes to parties like that all the time and they get broken up by cops.
OP is just showing us his kissless virgin R*ddit post because he's frustrated.

>>510578571
Yeah it's ridiculous how far they have fallen
I remember a year or two ago some fag doomer was claiming if you had a job and ever had a girlfriend then we didn't belong here because that makes us normies and it's like no faggot /r9k/ was made to contain fags like that and technically most of them here are normies they are just normies at the bottom of their social hierarchy because they are anti social and on mood stabilizers

>>510569619
Party culture definitely existed in the US. Teenagers and young adults used to do it all the time. It's dead now because no one knows how to have fun anymore.

>>510571892
Based irresponsible adult. I knew a guy in the ghetto who used to sell weed and buy 40s for us kids. Other than that we had to steal liqour from our parents or the supermarket.

>>510569619
Nah I'm a zoomer (26) and house parties were deffo a thing when I was a teen. I went to em.

>>510575992
Dorky nerds were almost always a welcome surprise at any house party. The ones that didn't think they would be/didn't want to be just threw small parties of their own with the other dorks. Hell, they were usually having more sex with each other than the jocks and the preps.

>>510569733
same but those were great for scabbing drinks and drugs

>>510568931 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EryX6s8vWec

>>510569619
OH NO NO NO

>>510575992
Even if I didn't see a lick of the Hollywood-esque party shit, or even naked chicks for that matter, I've still been to parties of all sorts. Dinner parties, dances, house parties (college), frat events (they were boring), various bar hosted events (disappointing) and so forth.

But that was long before Democrats injected politics into everything and made it to where no fun was allowed. I get why zoomers are they way they are. Social media shaming has them terrified and all their schooling did everything it could to isolate and terrify them more. Plus they had to deal with covid and authoritarians shutting their lives down for 4 years or more depending on how blue their area was.

>>510568931 (OP)
That stuff was just in movies. Nobody actually did those things and if they did they were degenerate

>>510569619
It sort of exists here but it's beer and roasted pork in some house in the woods.

>>510578874
>suburbia
who mentioned suburbia? it was at some guy's flat in the city. his dad was in the navy or some shit, fuck knows where his mum was. he didn't seem like a particularly rich kid or anything. it was a decent party though, got off with some latvian dancer chick called irina.

>>510576800
That basically coincided with the Democrats injecting politics into culture and the rise of the smart phone putting all the idiots online.

>>510569619

They’re an exaggeration stylistically, but 50-100 people in one house getting drunk, music playing, hooking up etc is true to life in my experience.

I think the drinking is pretty essential. Any sober person would be asking themselve why the fuck there are 50 people at their house.

>>510568931 (OP)
Old growth forest, too many restaurants, too many whales, too many golf courses, lack of third spaces. SUV-brained america, not even car-brained anymore, SUV brained, they are so aspirational lol.

>>510573704
Well in real life during the show, Jerry was dating a 17yo high school girl while he was 39. It wasn't even considered particularly scandalous or anything at the time.

>>510568931 (OP)
>Old fucking faggot pieces of shit ruin everything everywhere for everyone
>"Why aren't people having fun like I did"
I NEED to kill you with a baseball bat.

>>510579465
Because the whole point is that people just see a party in the neighbors house in suburbia, spread the word, and come there uninvited. You can't really do it in a flat.

>>510568931 (OP)
Tech geeks hate these things. It's nothing special.

Stand around and recede into yourself waiting for a good out. Barf.

>>510579126
>if you had a job and ever had a girlfriend then we didn't belong here
They're biased by their own age group never fucking, having fun or doing anything cool or interesting. All their stories come from videos they watch on the internet. Also, part of it must be the fact they're aware they're always on camera. None of us had to worry about our failed pickup attempts or kangol hat phase was going to mar our future. Oh well, it's probably a side effect of everyone having autism now. Back when we used to beat the spaz things were better. Beating people normal worked for thousands of years I don't know why we stopped.

>>510578874
Bringing alcohol and/or girls would get you into a house(apartment /dorm)party in college. People care a lot less when they are drunk, music is blaring, and they're surrounded by 20 other people who are "friends" of friends that they barely know.

>>510568931 (OP)
they don't drink so what would they even do?

>>510578963
Generally speaking I tend to avoid hanging at any youngsters party unless it can be confirmed they are all old enough to drink
I've had to talk real fast and think on my feet when the two times I was at a party half full of under 21s when the police showed up.
One wrong word and you could be facing multiple charges for abetting and enabling underage drinking
One 16 year old or you get is found amongst the ones they catch and you and everyone over 21 is going to jail for just being in the same vicinity as some kid who's drunk.

Usually I get brought outside, have all my creds checked and ran, I give them my story I came with the older guys and had no idea those other guys were underage and they tell me they will let me go but only if I kick rocks right then and there, that's usually the point I raise the case of beer I snatched (teehee) and get permission to take "my beer"
Most times they say yes so I go home and continue the party privately with a song by George Thoroughgood lol

>>510568931 (OP)
to answer her question, yes, the movie parties were really common. as a millenial I still got to see them and saw a few. if anything the parties were better and the movie ones were toned down versions.

>>510579703
Just do fat lines of coke until you are the best looking, most charismatic Chad in the entire room. And tahts just a random example of how to spend this time productively. You niggers severely lack creativity.

>they look so fun
They're not
In real life it's just a really big group of people hanging out with their friends
Everybody sticks with their friend group
There's maybe one or two people who go around meeting new people but even they return to their friend group
The best parties are the ones with drugs and even those don't look like this
Just a bunch of people sitting and doing drugs
I'm 34

>>510579678
This wasn't isolated to suburbia though
This happened in apartments and condos in urban areas too
You are trying to move goalposts because a thousand anons came out of the woodwork to tease you for pretending this shit never happens

>>510568931 (OP)
Why the hell would I want do do any of those things

>>510580137
How can you find out that there's a party in apartment?

>>510580137
>because a thousand anons came out of the woodwork to tease you for pretending this shit never happens
No, a thousand larpers came out to spam their larp stories that they made up after watching these movies.
>Yeah man, if anything the movies were TAME by comparison, bro!

>>510580245
Hear the music and see people coming and going. Grab a six pack and go knock on the door, maybe they let you in.

>>510577102
>>510579523
Idk about Mayans specifically, but many cultures knew this world would suffer a mortal wound from which this bleed out around the turn of the Millennium. Did you all remember to never forget (except building 7, forget that)?
https://youtu.be/PeJpnzF26os

>>510580245
music is audible anon.

>>510579532
It still isn't
The age of consent is 16 in 90% of the civilized world
Age of consent laws are completely Jewish in origin and are lowering white birth rates
In every country where there is no age of consent or laws against incest their populations are booming and they are exporting humans as their #1 export to other countries

>>510568931 (OP)
i don't see the problem. from what i gather a lot of these parties are just degenerates doing degenerate things

>>510569619
No wonder Russia is a depressing hell hole.

>>510569619
In one thread Americans will screech about moral decay and jews, in another thread you get dozens of seething replies because you insulted the drug and alcohol fueled sex party culture they worship from american pie movies.
White people deserve to lose everything and be forgotten by history.

>>510569619
Wrong nerd

>>510571905
You can fly a plane alone in Canada at the age of 14.

Get fucked, you white trash piece of shit.

>>510568931 (OP)
plenty of house parties still happening, now they aren't advertised or let anyone off the street to come in because of niggers.

>>510580365
>>510580417
But you have to be inside the building, and not just inside but on ~ the same floor. It's much lower chances than in suburbia where everyone has to drive along all their neighbors for any chore.

>>510580277
here is an example of one that got out of hand like the moovies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=968yNvFiVH0

>>510570567
barf, the sigma grindset mongs you boy, you are our bitches you know that?

>>510568931 (OP)
>all these failed normies
I don't belong here anymore...

>>510569619
>This shit hasn't ever existed anywhere outside US for sure,
Millennial frog here, been to a few when I was younger. So no, not limited to the US.

>>510568931 (OP)
The party ended in 2020 for good. The covid times broke our society and it will be decades before they recover socially if they ever do.
>t.- elder millennial

>>510580722
Then that's just a regular party.

>>510580746
Apartments that college students stay in typically don't have interior hallways. And usually there's a group of drunk people standing around at an open front door.

>>510569880
He is talking about human parties not monkey festivals

>>510572265
>I'm not talking about regular parties where people know each other. Movies depict those parties that any random kid can overhear that there's a party somewhere, drive there and start participating.
We had these every weekend when I was growing up (15-20 years ago). There were usually at least 3-4 different house parties going on Fridays and Saturdays.

>>510569619
This was every weekend in every town of the UK in the 00s you Slavic faggot.

>>510581192
>he doesn't like monkey festivals
>flag
???

>>510568931 (OP)
WTF is life like for Zoomers? THX 1138?

>>510577752
>tech at young age
Ahahahahahahahahahaha absolutely retarded.

if anything is to explain zoomers, it's the lack of fucking bullies, zoomers needed to get their fucking asses kicked for the world's longest grocery list of faggy shit. i graduated 04 in Southern California LA/OC and we were still kicking people's ass for being faggots.

>>510580722
Kinda this. in the 90s/early 2000s in Southern California we would drive around as a party train and bring random people to the party, or send out word that there was going to be a big party/rave. Me my friends and family would host a lot, but one of the biggest problems with parties in the 90s/early 2000s was that there was always someone else having a party and friends/family would be torn between many different options, sometimes some slut would be hosting meaning she was going to have a ton of her slut friends over so there's easy pussy, or a friend was having a band, or one of the more druggy friends was hosting so there was going to be shit tons of pot and that usually meant shrooms and acid was going to be around, so you had to choose is you wanted to be around jocks, or more chill people, or yada yada. it's still that way today if you just aren't retarded.

>>510569619
literally every weekend we'd find a party and that was only a decade and a half ago bro. this might be the most depressing zoomerism I've ever seen.

>>510572044
Crazy that it's easier for a high schooler to get illegal weed than alcohol but it's true, Garcia the drug dealer doesn't check ID's. I have a five year older that looks just like me and he gave me his ID when he turned 21 so needless to say, I was pretttty cool in high school, which is ironically where I peaked and turned into an alcoholic

>>510581425
I may be a beaner but At least I am white

>>510580746
when you open the windows because your flat is full of sweaty youths, the music can magically be heard outside. stop coping cos you've got no friends ivan. just go out an speak to people.

>>510581545
>this might be the most depressing zoomerism I've ever seen.
15 years ago there were drunk anons literally at house parties posting on /sp/ in jersey shore threads. Zoomers apparently missed out hard.

>>510581541
i graduated in the early 00s too

i miss 90s Huntington Beach that truly was the white mans paradise. beautiful, thin, tanned blue and green eyed Germanic girls riding BMX bikes in bikinis. you and your all your bros cruising longboards down the beach

now look at what a piece of shit it all became

>>510581535
pattern studies + collecting food from parents

>>510580746
I like how you keep trying to force new rules
Like it only fits your "this never happens" arbitrary framework if I was inside the building when I heard the music
Or there were not one, but two red lights, followed by a green one
Are you going to arbitrality also claim that unless someone rolled up in an '86 firebird cranking Paradise City at full volume that this means you were totally right in your obviously wrong original premise?

>>510579667
You couldn't even lift one you they/them pronouns twink.

>>510568931 (OP)
Looking what sort of retarded fake shit that gets you (and real penalties) will do that.

Same reason we abandoned religion you know.

>>510569619
>that it existed in US either, cause hollywood parking/hacking/fighting/drinking/etc is pure bullshit.
this, it's just bullshit that extroverts make up to feel better about themselves

>>510580869
same. the majority of the people in this thread sound like the people that are neither normies nor us. and from what i saw irl as a kid, i know these are the types that neither normies or 4channers liked having around but were/are considered scumbags.

I'm almost 40 and I have NEVER been to a party. I was never bullied but clearly I wasn't popular. I didn't even hear people speaking about parties, you'd think that I should have overheard something, but no. Change is impossible, my life was already decided when I was 15.

>>510582384
Alcohol is a great temporary cure for autism and alcoholics are easier to be around. Some of you simply just missed out for whatever reason. Sorry.

>>510582262
I really am enjoying reading all these cope posts
It really goes to show a lot more about you zoomers than you realize.
You are like jeets as a generation
Scream hate at anything that was good but not yours
Turn anything and everything you get your hands on to shit(including this board) and then wallow in it chittering that this is the way things always were.

>All these faggots that have been to a house party.
I knew the chan's been normalfag city for a while but Jesus Christ.

my best memory of a house party was the rich kid who had a pool and was the drummer in a blink 182 cover band. i've been to a lot of shit house parties where it was just DnB and crackheads, but this one was genuinely like a sum 41 video. he even had a pool and nobody has a pool in this country. my mate had been trying to get with this girl for ages and they peeled off into the bedroom, the dude's little bro had this radio controlled robot you could drive around that had a camera in to, you could talk through its voice too, so we drove it in at the fucking best moment when he was getting blown by her and said something along the lines of "get that thing out of your mouth, it's been in his dad's butthole". she fucking lost her shit and ran out crying.

it was around 2004 as i'm an apex oldfag tourist just here to read about epstein.

>>510569619
Churka-chan... house parties were my main source of entertainment until a few years ago....

>>510582120
we weren't even popular but if we couldn't find a party we'd make one. what do they do on the weekends? just sit around and go to bed early? what a waste of youthful energy.

>>510568931 (OP)
House Parties like that were only thrown by rich/ upper middle class kids. The poor kids just had shit tons of family, family friends and neighborhood acquaintances come over for front/back yard ghetto parties. Rich kid parties never had family members at their parties. Ive been to both kinds of parties, both are fun in their own way.

>>510582528
>my life was already decided when I was 15.
When an old Soviet landmine melted your face and made you look like some discharged marine Sgt melty face at his wedding photo?
Not gonna lie anon, I would only speak of that party in coded notes that could only be passed around when you left the room too.

>>510582619
what was once a shut-in nerd can become a normie, and what was once a normie can become a shut-in nerd

>>510582384
yep
I am the shit under your shoe

>>510582619
Nigger being a friendless shut in introvert doesn't make you an autist, it just means you are a friendless shut in normie that is malcontent.
See >>510576808

>>510582528
Maybe you are a weird dude that no one likes? Even ugly people can have alot of friends if they have a fun attitude, you have to work with what you've got.

>>510582384
i was like you guys for a short while, but found out the way up the ladder in the society is through human interaction and connections

if anything, the social retards in this thread need to learn to be handsome and attractive. that means take care of yourself, and know how to make yourself welcome around others. build as many bridges as you can. put yourself out there like that, and others will conscientiously want you around. opportunity follows.

>>510583043
>treat every interaction as work!
nah id rather be poor

>>510568931 (OP)
>>510569619
I didn't even know house parties didn't happen in other countries. Those where some of the most fun times of my life. God it was so easy to get laid at those parties too. I miss that era of my life so much

>>510568931 (OP)
>>510569619
>>510570567

I'm a millennial. And I'm a Christian so screw the parties and drinking. I would have enjoyed a Gen X friend circle, normal down to earth as ever people, no one is a spoiled snobby childish over-the-edge millennial/Zoom faggot, and all jokes and shenanigans and gags are enjoyable and memorable and nothing stuck up about them.

/thread

>>510583308
>Human interaction? That's slave labor!
You sound like a nigger asked to do the job he was hired for
Except you are complaining about something that takes no real work at all
Imagine being lazier than the blackest gorilla nigger.

>>510577179
Not sure why you fags keep saying “hollywood” parties. They’re just parties in peoples’ houses, ergo “house parties”. I’ve been to probably around 30. People still have them in America, especially college students. My parting days are over, because I’m married, but before I met my wife… whole other story. Most house parties aren’t super glamorous like what you may believe. They’re typically overcrowded, people spilling and dropping shit all over the floors, knocking over lamps and shit, doing coke in the bathrooms, fucking in closets, people fighting, some guy trying to jump off a roof or some dumb shit. Etc. sometimes guns go off. Bitches twerking on countertops. They get pretty crazy. People passed out on the floor or whenever.

>>510582679
It's cope on their end. We're all autists for the most part the only difference is some of us decided to get dragged off to a party and get drunk with normies and some of decided to stay home anyway. Anons would try to encourage people on /sp/ back in the day but mods/fags got upset about off topic posting and jersey shore threads. Camera phones also kind of ruined house parties so it's hard to really blame zoomers these days.

>>510583415
>I would have enjoyed a Gen X friend circle
nobody tell him that he'd be on the receiving end at one of gen X's dogging parties

>>510583380
>didn't even know house parties didn't happen in other countries.
Kek right?

>>510583043
This is what >>510582384 meant by
>neither normies nor us
We don't care for climbing the social ladder, we have goals besides fitting in and heckin livin' it up!

>>510583613
>Zoomers when you ask them what goals they have accomplished while not making friends or living it up

>>510583514
man they don't fight, fuck or party but by all accounts they also don't better themselves in tangible matters. what do these fags even do all day?

>>510578208
I didn't even go to too many house parties in high school but yes they went off into random bedrooms to fuck occasionally.

>>510583749
They "bed rot" aka watching hour of tik tok while lying bed. It truly sounds like a miserable experience and every gen z kid I know seems absolutely buck broken being belief

I was too much of a poorfag to know kids who lived in houses. But we had homeparties. Same thing, just smaller. Now I live in a house at 32, and couldn't care less about throwing a party at my house.

>>510583380
>>510583570
they did exist
the rest of the world just didn't play "beer pong" or drink out of the state approved red party cups

>>510568931 (OP)
Junior and Senior year I became the archetypal “cool nerd”. Ie smoked weed, was going to a good university and got invited to a few

>>510583848
I hear the more active zoomers have recently discovered having a refrigerated diet coke or other soda at the end of the day or on a break and they have coined this new "invention" a "fridge cigarette"

>>510583894
>>510583958
This makes sense, the rest of the world doesn't have homes like the US, they live in state sponsored cuckboxes filled with immuigrants. Of course those are too small to have parties. Although I have heard the germans are good at throwing raves

>>510583958
You had access to Blue Cups???!!!!

>>510584081
there are no niggers in my memories of parties admiral, can you say the same?

>>510578208
The way I know you're lying is your last line. Of course you fuck on a strangers bed. Who the fuck cares? Ive fucked on parents beds and hosts beds and hosts children's beds, who fucking cares? During a house party I went upstairs with a friend's then-recent ex and she sucked my dick on his sister's bed. Who cares?

When I was sixteen I rented a basement suite a few blocks away from where my folks lived. That summer there was a Much Music Dance Party in town... huge sound system across from the marina with a massive projection screen. Of course I was all pissed-up, and stupidly asked the VJ to announce that the after party was at my place. At least a hundred people showed-up, spilling into the backyard, drunk, high on weed, having sex in the furnace room. The neighbours, a conservative couple, were none too impressed, but their lad was in attendance so... yeah. Amazingly nothing was seriously damaged. 1997.

>>510579976
There were a couple of close calls, but I'm pretty sure one of the dudes who lived there had a parent or relative of some sort on the police force. You know how people will fucking scatter as soon as they hear a police siren like they are cockroaches in a grungy kitchen and the light just got turned on? Nearly every time people took off like a bat out of hell, it was before the sirens even started or anyone caught sight of any lights or vehicles. The one time cops actually managed to show up without anyone knowing beforehand, I played it off like I was walking down the block and someone called from the porch and offered me a drink. Told them I never went inside, so I had no idea what was going on inside.

I did have a lot of times where I "liberated" some alcohol whenever I was partying with the previous girlfriend, though. She was 21, and her friends ranged in age from 18-23 or so. Usually told them that my gf called me to come pick her up and I just got there. They'd usually make me take the booze with me and have me load it into the trunk, unless one of the people at the party was being an ass or the cop had a stick up their ass. Seeing as how I was always the DD whenever we were drinking with her friends and she'd be mine when we were with mine, it helped sell the lie that I had arrived recently.

>>510571665
Funny enough we think the same about Russia

>>510583481
I interact with people more than enough I am married and I work with retards, that being said you're a retard and you're a faggot, my point was trying to "know how to make yourself welcome" and "put yourself out there" and constantly be networking sounds miserable. live a little, be genuine

>>510584167
Yeah same here. Lots of mexicans tho

>>510568931 (OP)
Harder to do this shit when parents are gone since most houses have IP cameras now. LMAO.

Also, parents need not travel for work as much as zoom conferences are a thing.

>>510584081
you niggers have a lower home ownership rate than Romania

>>510584341
>S-s-top making fun of me, i-i-im t-totally m-married and a m-m-m-male n-nurse
Lol drop the larp Gaylord

>>510584439
It's called a garage.
A backyard.

>>510584498
You don't need to own a home to throw a party in one. And we have a shit ton of homes

>>510584498
And yet what we own is ten times better and bigger than you could ever dream of
Stay in your 300 sq foot flat boy

Niggermutts btfo

>>510582140
Shitskins have always bussed in from LA, shitting up Main. i was just there for a 3 day party on the 4th with friends off 19th street.

https://streamable.com/lrhcj4 - taking forever to compress for 4chan so put it on streamable

Started off the party with the dudes taking turns playing a drinking game where losers get shot with a bb gun. Usualy 4th shit.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752709383590914.webm

This was a few minutes after the power went out in Huntington Beach Everyone off PCH went out, not sure how far inland it went. We had about 15 people over just jammin and freestyling random bullshit afteer going through two big tubs of jungle juice, 10 handles, and i don't even know how many 30 racks. Then when the sun came up we grab drinks from the corner store and walked over to the beach.

>>510584776
We have the superior whites, nigger brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uURB-vo9rZ4
I weep for the Youth. I was a Degen drug dealer as teenager in So-Cal, In the late 90's early 00's. I would go from country ho down, to a house rave, to a garage band slam fest, to an abounded dairy farm turned into a under ground rave. Now that I'm older it's BBQ'S and Faggy Cheese and wine Tasting which I actually enjoy. That's not even counting the sports ball party's where jocks would get beer from a Mexican or shady jeet who'll sell to underage buyers if you give gave him a extra 20$. Every Friday after the sportsball game Senior's losing brain cells at the degen trap house. This was not a meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxRWjC8LGjE For at least 30 years this was your typical Americana youth party. Don't blame vidya, as they made parties better. They really took everything. Movies, Cape Slop, Music, Vidya, now you just cope alone on pills instead letting off some steam and possibly catching an std.
Sex, Drugs, and rock'n roll.
Pro-tip: you can only pick 2 out of the three, or you end up with aids frfr.
Never mix or attempt all three at once or you end up burned out and fully brain rotted by 35 with aids.

>>510568931 (OP)
house parties in the 90s were the best