This Indian was ripped in half by a train. For his final meal, he had his mouth graciously stuffed with a ball of feces by a kind stranger before he expired.

Isn't it heartwarming to see how others care even in tragedy?

>>510582536 (OP)
Talk about a shitty day.

>>510582536 (OP)

Halfsaar Bjornson

>>510582713
CARLOS!

>>510582751
>Halfsaar
Kek

>>510582536 (OP)
Eating the poop as a final meal is to make sure he will be reincarnated into a Jeet again

>>510582713

>not half bad!

Is it a viable option to just kill him on point?

>>510582536 (OP)
Awesome

Trains are juggernauts. And you don't get reincarnated as a better person if you get hit by one.

>>510582536 (OP)
best thread on /pol/ right now

>>510582536 (OP)
He is most upset about knowing that he will never be able to poop again

>>510582536 (OP)
need to show this vid to every faggot that complain about his last meal on the western justice system
>well at least you didn't got cut in half and your last meal was a pile of shit.

>>510582536 (OP)
The existence of these creatures is what singlehandedly keeps me from believing in god

>>510582536 (OP)
So Darth Maul COULD have lived...

>>510582536 (OP)
He make full recovery. India has best doctors.

>>510582536 (OP)
why are they like this?

>>510582536 (OP)
what could you even do for him in this moment? obviously in a first world country an ambulance would arrive within 5 minutes so you would just keep him calm until then, but in india he has no chance

he stopped moving and nobody was comforting him I thought it would have been right to at least hold his head as he passed away but then he started flailing around like a geodude imagine how awkward that would be lmao

>>510583489
That bags my question. Just kill him swift?

>>510582751
Kek

this is the second one i've seen today. are these fucking real? can you really move around as a severed torso?

>>510582536 (OP)
Grim.

I just masturbated to a Blender animation I made of Shiroko Sunaookami.

>>510583618
It probably counts as murder, sadly. It's actually mercy.

>>510582536 (OP)
It's okay the kid didn't masturbate to Funky Town

>>510583662
The top half and bottom half of your body have separate blood supplies and yes you can be cut in half in the right spot and take hours to die.

>>510583618
you would get raped to death for intervening in his reincarnation or something

>>510582536 (OP)
Ch...chat is this real? This is AI r.....right?

>>510582751
Soon to be rebjornson

>they're all standing on the train tracks

>>510583662
Yes, few reasons:
When blood arteries are crushed, they become pinched, which stops from bleeding out.
Also, without legs, your circulatory system becomes much more efficient. It's also easier to flop around because you don't have paralyzed dead weight slowing you down.

>>510582751

>>510582536 (OP)
Why do Indians do these stupid train videos of them almost getting hit? Bunch of idiots

>>510582536 (OP)
Honestly are we expected nursing homes don't do the same?

>>510582536 (OP)
Stop posting horrible videos of Indians dying

>>510584559
Stop making them.

>>510583417
lmao

>>510584559

>>510584447
Trains, how do they work?

>>510582751
Kek, keep it up and we let you operate the train

>>510584736
This is what jeet sperm looks like under a microscope.

>>510584736
All these are victims of bandits who tied them up to train tracks for a cowboy to rescue them

>>510584559
no

>>510582536 (OP)
These are the kinds of Indians Canada needs.

>>510584559
Choo choo Suhkdik Rahmaman

thread music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADAVis_d3w4

>>510582751

>>510582751
Honorary Aryan.

>>510582536 (OP)

any proof that its poop? is there an article? cant really see it. Not that I doubt it, i just want to be sure

>>510582536 (OP)
Ha! Eat shit and die lolfag

>>510582536 (OP)
that's just fucked up
I've been 10+ on this shithole, but this webm makes me tired and wanna go sleep
gn anons

>>510584194
Grim

>>510582536 (OP)
>Eat shit and die, jeet
Fr though, poos are fucked up, poor kid

>>510585091
Maybe you'll die a worse death but probably not, is that bad for you?

>>510582536 (OP)
>Eat shit and die
literally

>>510585151
Ah fuck you just beat me to it

>>510582536 (OP)
Canada is so fucked

>Ran over by Train
>Force fed feces as religous ritual
>Forced to drink pee as religous ritual

every literal Indian stereotype is in this webm except somebody scamming the guy

>>510585151
>>510585181
>>510585183
>>510585234
Do any of you niggers notice they are waiting on the train tracks to get hit by the next oncoming train? Have they learned nothing?

>>510584893
These are the only kind that exist

>>510582536 (OP)
Where is his other half? Could have just glued him together

>>510582536 (OP)
>jeet ran over by train
>other jeets just watch him die, while standing on the tracks
where's the train when you really need it?

>>510582536 (OP)
>Isn't it heartwarming to see how others care even in tragedy?
Wow look at this guy - how funny he is. For what mos tpeople would regard as a monstrous thing to do, and this guy is saying it's "heartwarming", but the joke is, that it's NOT heartwarming.

Isn't that really clever and amusing? gosh, op like you deserve a comedian award, here I am in stitches laughing. You said the inverse of what most people would think - har har har har.

What attracts people with negative iq to gore I'll never know.

>>510584869
Did this kid actually die?

>>510582713
jej

>>510583762
ToT

>>510585038
It's in a glass, obviously it's not poop. It's cow urine.

>>510585623
That's actually better than reviving to live some shit half-life like we would. Who wants to live with no dick or even asshole?

>>510585446
It's like videogames, the AI isn't programmed to respond to environmental hazards. Only player actions

>>510585674
No. The video cuts off right before the ambulance comes and stitched him back together

>>510582536 (OP)
HAAALF THE MAN I USED TO BE!

>>510582536 (OP)
What the hell is with Indians and trains?

>>510583882

can't people survive this? I've seen people alive without that part of their body

>>510586180
Yeah with Western medicine, dipshit. Who wants to live that way though.
See
>>510585850

>>510582536 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLjwmdYPyJo

>>510582536 (OP)
Honestly how many jeets a killed by trains each day?

>>510586086
They have a crush

>>510582536 (OP)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I1EOWNsbnLw

>>510582536 (OP)
Why are Indians killed by trains all the time?

>>510582713
/bread

>>510586618
It's a hard life

>>510583076
Please saar place the shit in my stomach which is somewhere over there

>>510584194
An efficient circulatory system is important. I may start a YouTube channel.

>>510586086
Trains are just like marching bands in that they sneak up on you when you least expect them.

>>510584862
You're onto something. How else could this happen?

>>510586618
They didn't have Canadian PSAs to teach them not to fuck around on the tracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paEJPShlA_o

Bonus PSA unrelated to industrial deaths

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOk2Akqb3CI

>>510582536 (OP)
Oh damn! Is he going to be ok?

>>510582536 (OP)
This looks AI as fuck. No one is gonna move that much after total bilateral dissection

>>510585366
Kek

>>510582536 (OP)
Hindus are evil.

>>510587269
How fucking zoomer are you? Post permed nigger hair.

>>510586618
Trains and Indians are natural enemies.

>>510584736
How to Train Your Jeet

>>510583762

>>510582713
I remember when my friends used to say “eat shit and die.”

>>510587269
>No one is gonna move that much after total bilateral dissection
You would just lie there waiting to die?
I probably would walk on my hands towards people and act like a zombie or something. Might as well have some fun before dying.

>>510583489
>obviously in a first world country an ambulance would arrive within 5 minutes
I was going to say that you’re wrong, but then I remembered I’m not in a first world country.

>>510583473
Still basically in the bronze age when the British showed up.

>>510586618
We used to get a lot of good China wrecked videos of crazy industrial accidents, the jeets got jealous and decided to one up them.

>>510582536 (OP)
Why does he try to move and get up is he fucking retarded? Are they fucking retarded?
Rhetorical question, they all are.

>>510584447

>>510585656
did you hear about the irishman who got so drunk he kissed his wife and beat the fucking shit out of the blarney stone with a coal shovel?

>>510582536 (OP)
quintessentially indian video

>>510591017
>india is idiocracy
damn

>>510590546
They think it's a gacha system for re-rolling another life and getting crushed guarantees them an SR / SSR pull in the next life

>>510584869
Did .. did he try dousing the flames with gasoline?

>>510582536 (OP)
"Here little fella, eat this.. you need to get your strength back..."

>>510584447
im impressed the trains will run there.. how do they do it

>>510582536 (OP)
ashes to ashes shit to shit

>>510592838
They're not very smart, anon.

>>510586086
Bongs banned Juggernaut crushing rituals. Lord Jagannath was displeased so he possessed trains instead.

>>510582713
>>510582751

>>510582536 (OP)
how rude

>>510582713

>>510584559

>>510582536 (OP)
One less Filipino Hate Thread poster.

S

>>510582536 (OP)
> severed in twain by a train
> fed cow dung
> last thing he sees is a crowd of jeets surrounding him, recording his last moments with their smartphones
Quintessentially Indian

>>510582536 (OP)
Live by the tracks, die by the tracks. It's the jeet circle of life.

>>510587269
you underestimate how dehydrated jeets are
when they bleed, there's barely blood
water scarcity leads to drinking cow piss

>>510582536 (OP)
Gooner cured

>>510592838
Germany, stop thinking people are smart as you are

>>510582536 (OP)
He need some shit

>>510584559
You think blonde haired blue eyed natsocs are just waiting along train tracks in jeetistan to record this shit?

>>510582751
Give this jeet citizenship

>>510584736
Look its fish boy

>>510584830
Hahaha topkek

If you shoot this guy in the head does it count as murder?

>>510584736
You can't sleep there mate

>>510582751
Indians are either the funniest motherfuckers in the world or completely depraved and gross, you're one of the hilarious ones. Hope you can get a well paying tech job here bro.

>>510582536 (OP)
Black people
>He needs some milk!

Pajeets
>He needs some cow shit!

Basically eat shit and die.

>>510582536 (OP)
>I have no ass but I must shit

>>510582536 (OP)
The cow urine very healing saar.

>>510582751
Put me in the screencap, saar.

>>510582536 (OP)
laugh all you want... but he's going to Cowhalla

>>510582536 (OP)
Someone should have just shot him instead of giving him whatever that was. Have some mercy for goodness sake

>>510582713

>>510585850
When he gets his suit hes gonna rule the galaxy

>>510583489
>obviously in a first world country an ambulance would arrive within 5 minutes
And do what? That nigga was torn in half, he's done

>>510582536 (OP)
What a weird culture

>>510582536 (OP)
So weird. Did they happen to find some fresh poop laying nearby for some reason?

>>510582536 (OP)
From the thumbnail I thought that was the foot of a giantess stepping on him

>>510582536 (OP)
>For his final meal, he had his mouth graciously stuffed with a ball of feces
bro he was offered a sip of water sourced directly from the Holy Ganga

>>510599641
same thing my dude.

>>510592838
These people fly planes

>>510586618
The juggarnauts are endlessly hungry and the poopoojeets are happy to attempt to sate their hunger.

>>510582751
Jeetodude

>>510591470
hate this knock-off indian joker

>>510584559
Why? Indians are not human so let them die like the niggers they are

>>510599018
I'm tired of seeing nigger faces, even in humorous 4chin gifs. Will this ever go away?

>>510583404
You just blew my mind. You made me realize the very first time I thought "maybe there is no god after all" was after seeing a video of a mutated Indian baby writhing and struggling to stay alive and then seeing some other Indian gore video soon after. The reality of it all hit me like a kick in the nuts.

>>510599173
the bliss of morphine assisted death

>>510598244
>I have no ass but I must shit
Lmao

>>510582536 (OP)
India is such a ridiculous place. I feel like our thoughts and memes are having an effect on the real world. There's no way shit so clownish can be real. Are we creating clown world through law of attraction?

>>510592838
>Did .. did he try dousing the flames with gasoline?
I had to watch it again, holy fuck they are dumber than niggers

>>510584869
me in the back
>captcha: nggrd

>>510582536 (OP)
>My sides are split over this

>>510602017
You don't think it's significant that jeets are some of the last pagans of any significance on the planet? They still practice human and child sacrifice. Cannibalism too.

>>510596090
>please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times

>>510582536 (OP)

>>510582536 (OP)
how do i know this is even real?

>>510586618
Why are jews gassed all the time?

>>510582536 (OP)
he will never be the torso of a major corporation.

>>510585850
What a moronic cretin you must be, this guy still has his arms and all his senses. But then again you have all your limbs and do nothing with it so of course this would seem like hell to you.

>>510594278
Utilizing American technology.

>>510582536 (OP)
I had to download this twice so I could put it in my Indians getting hit by trains folder AND my Indians eating cow shit folder

>>510601941
mexicans are the same as indians lol, you are the same kind of brown trash

>>510599173
>That nigga was torn in half, he's done
>Forkliftaccident.jpg

>>510586180
Does the bottom half live?

>>510585424
I'm sure if his bottom half was in the video you'd see someone going through the pockets.

>>510584447
I think it was in a very famous Bollywood movie so people are recreating that scene for online clout

>>510582536 (OP)
Cow shit

>>510582536 (OP)
This takes I wouldn't even pee on him if he were on fire in a completely different direction.

>>510583489
>>510583618
Just be do the needful swift, sar

>>510582536 (OP)
I will never rape again

Pajeet, my son, where there is will there is way

>>510582751
Lmaooo

>>510583489
>Geodude

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES

Even ignoring the cow shit, I can't quite put into words the emotions I would feel if I was experiencing a horrific death and a crowd of Indians gathered to stare at me in my final moments, but "Frustrated x 1,000,000,000" comes pretty close.

>>510604849
jesus lmao

>>510585091
Nufag

>>510592838
Its a liquid, aint it?

>>510582536 (OP)

>>510607997

>>510582713
CARLOS!!

>>510582751
Oh (You)

>>510584559

>>510586018
THIS I FEEL AS MY VISION TURNS TO GREY!

>>510602476
Yeah except for Shinto and Buddhist and Jan’s and Zoroastrians and every animist and native religion, you know, half the fucking planet, no big number or anything

>>510582536 (OP)
It’s Dey kulcha

>>510582751
based locomotive driver

>>510583618
>bags

>>510584830
lel

someone post Codex 3

>>510582536 (OP)

>>510599173
thirdiebro...

>>510583489
Looking at the video just briefly (im not gonna watch that shit wtf), my brief assessemnt is that he has a chance to make it if the ambulance arrives in minutes.
There's almost no bleeding, the victim is not on shock and is moving. The thing what is going to kill him is catastrophical blood plessure drop but that can be avoided if gone into ER instant.
Cheers.