Anonymous
ID: 8045GB+w
7/17/2025, 2:06:05 PM No.510622145
>be me
>spaniard
>want to visit Italy on vacation
>book Ryanair for 12€
>no visa or passport needed
>walk through airport security like it’s my living room
>land in Sicily in 2 hours
>no border control
>no questions
>literally just walk out of the airport like I flew domestic
>spend the weekend eating pasta in Palermo
meanwhile, in burgerland
>“Goin’ abroad, y’all!”
>it’s a weekend trip to Niagara Falls
>spends 3 hours in TSA line being fondled by a guy named Chad
>after the fifth rectal inspection, finally crosses into Canada
>cries when they measure everything in kilometers
>calls 911 because someone said “socialized healthcare” unironically
>orders a burger, gets mad it's in French on the menu
>“Canadians are weird, man. Real different culture.”
>flies back home
>dies shot by a pack of wild niggers
>spaniard
>want to visit Italy on vacation
>book Ryanair for 12€
>no visa or passport needed
>walk through airport security like it’s my living room
>land in Sicily in 2 hours
>no border control
>no questions
>literally just walk out of the airport like I flew domestic
>spend the weekend eating pasta in Palermo
meanwhile, in burgerland
>“Goin’ abroad, y’all!”
>it’s a weekend trip to Niagara Falls
>spends 3 hours in TSA line being fondled by a guy named Chad
>after the fifth rectal inspection, finally crosses into Canada
>cries when they measure everything in kilometers
>calls 911 because someone said “socialized healthcare” unironically
>orders a burger, gets mad it's in French on the menu
>“Canadians are weird, man. Real different culture.”
>flies back home
>dies shot by a pack of wild niggers
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