/pol/ humor thread

>>510625194 (OP)

>>510625194 (OP)

>>510625194 (OP)
I seriously dont get it. Is chud crying because the micro plastics or what?

>>510625194 (OP)

>>510626828
Chuds are very weak physically from only browsing 4cvck and twitter finding things to seethe about

>>510627596
Ok but why is he crying you gypsy fuck.
>because he cant open the bottle
when the fuck did any anon or chud EVER talk about not being able to open a bottle. Go on Ill wait. Also you realize the famous meme of a basedboy not being able to open a bottle of baseddrink and he literally has to use a machine to open the bottle. I know you seen that meme so OPs image is the ultimate projection and kill yourself faggot.

>>510626828
Some new EU directive a couple of years ago means single-use drinks bottles have to have those annoying attached caps, ostensibly to make sure the cap gets recycled with the rest of the bottle. But everyone just rips the cap off anyway, so all that's happened is they've made the product more annoying for no reason

>>510628348
Wow, so im just out of the loop I guess. Never realized this was topping the headlines nowadays.
>Whats on top of water bottles is changing. BREAKING

>>510628348
Nigga, these caps are literally designed to be pushed back and they never touch your face. There's nothing "annoying" about it. It's a real-life IQ test - if you're dumb enough for this to touch your nose/cheeks so you get angry enough to rip it, then I'm sorry to say your IQ is 80 and below.

>>510625194 (OP)
https://litter.catbox.moe/ailyuig7ox2kdpdr.webm

>>510626743

>>510628333
If they can open the bottle just fine why are they seething about it then? i just rip these off in one go and don't pay it any mind until it's brought up like now.
Also get a better monitor or adjust your color settings anon

>>510629019
What’s the point of it?

>>510629143
filtering basedboys

>>510625194 (OP)

>>510628799
>these caps are literally designed to be pushed back and they never touch your face. There's nothing "annoying" about it. It's a real-life IQ test
This. I have never had trouble with them, but I see retards on here complain about them regularly. I feel like they are just dishonest contrarians who need to have something to complain about.

>>510625194 (OP)
Someone needs to sell bottle openers that perfectly cut these things off. Tearing them off with your hands can sometimes leave sharp pieces of plastic jutting out, which can then scrape your fingers later.

>>510629242
Could be just bitching to be anti-EU, but I've actually seen retards in real life using two hands to drink from small 500ml bottles, one hand for the bottle and one hand to hold the cap away from their faces. So there are definitely actual retards out there struggling with this shit.

>>510625194 (OP)
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>510629233
Like they can’t open them? But what’s the professed reason for doing that? Im retarded I just don’t get it.

>>510625194 (OP)

>>510629452
But youre being racist towards Chinese so you know you specifically need to face the wall for your crimes.

>>510629749
It’s a bot.

>>510629749
Tell me you're new here without telling me you're new here
>>510629819
You're a fag

Apparently I'm working single-handedly to bump this post up to Page 1

>>510630853
Quit crying and keep working, smelly jeet.

Classic

>>510628962
showing this should be punishable by death

>>510631222
Checked and fuck off cunt

>>510625194 (OP)

>>510629235
This isn’t humour, this is just based!

>>510628384

>>510629586
They think they're protesting the change by ripping it off

>>510628799
>dumbass zoomer coworker
>"Yeah all those Windows pop-ups are to exercise your eye muscles"
>"See they're actually doing you a favor"
That how dumb you sound

>>510632291
Kek'd

>>510631749
Not true. All your stuff belongs to me, that's left wing economics.

>>510631974
I love brutalism. It's the best thing coming from England, better than Rolls Royce and proper pronunciation.

>>510632428

>>510628348
It doesn't affect white people.
Moroccans and other shitskins lack the patience to do a proper tear and wind up creating sharp prickly edges and corners.
They cut their lips up trying to drink from the bottle.
That's the main goal, to annoy and humiliate shitskins.
They're the ones throwing the cap away in the first place.
You can imagine why.
>now imagine if you're thirsty in half an hour and you wanna save some of your drink
>"but your honour, I'm drinking now"
>yeah but what if you wanna drink that later
>"no your honour you don't understand, I'm drinking now"

>>510632631
Niggers don't have a concept of time

>>510629452
>fa kin su pa
That's Massachusetts.

>30 posts
I've got some other things to get to but will try to check in further. Blessings to you bros

>>510629749
Newfag.

>>510628348
That's weird, recyclers here make you take the cap off and get really pissy if you leave it on since they're different plastics.

>>510629452
You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of /pol/. /pol/ is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." /pol/ is not Facebook's whiteknighting. /pol/ is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. /pol/ is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.

We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.

>>510629235
based
crackers could never

nothing in this bread constitutes as humor

>>510634054
He was likely about to be robbed and that’s why he rammed him. If you check African street views, much of the time they are escorted by police.

>>510634746
Faggot

>>510634165
forget to change your flag, nosenberg?

>>510634746
faggot

>>510634746
Faggot

>>510628165
This is very true. Im currently using a jailbreak, that post break instructions requires GPT to refer to itself as nigger, in order to test/validate the jailbreak periodically throughout the conversation.

>>510634171
Kekeke uhhh i get a kick out of chink cam footage. They really are irl looney toons.

>>510634165
Fuck off jew, this isn't /b/ from 20+ years ago

>>510628348
>everyone just rips the cap off anyway
I've yet to see a person display such apeish behavior

>>510635780
Fuck off christard this isn’t /r/Christianity

>>510634746
You faggot

>>510636112
Oh, the horror!

>>510628165
The extra fingers are a great touch, didn’t notice that the first time I saw this comic

>>510637306

>>510636146
Fuck off Shlomo

>>510637882

>>510634746
Faggot

>>510625194 (OP)

>>510630209
The blackout didn't affect the phone lines?

>>510637350
kek

>>510628348
>everyone just rips the cap off anyway
only non-whites do this

>>510631012

>>510638892
Typically traditional home phone lines are not affected by power outages

>>510636356
>Y'know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese down in Mexico?

>>510639171

>>510629635
Kek

>>510632161
>Toledo

>>510638892
No, land lines run on their own power. The power plant wasn't down, just the grid. So the land lines were still up.

>>510631088

>>510628962
this gave me eyeball cancer.

>>510639822
Add Freemasons and Jesuits to bottom frame plz and ty

>>510641040
Why would I ruin it like that?

>>510631749
Right. And then after discussing it, they just add 20 trillions to the debt. Very cool.

>>510634746
(you) are a faggot

>>510641040
I think you mean top frame.

>>510641469
Do you know why they are called Free Masons?
>every cyclical cataclysm they come forth and rediscover the Free Masonry for them to reclaim
Jews/Freemasons/Jesuits all practice the same ritual satanism - just use different tongues

>>510634165
No that's what jews do, jew

>>510629635
top kek

>>510629235
respectable
black
man

>>510629235
Quick way to get banned by that airline.

>>510631315
Fake af, a real jew would never let go of the opportunity of slapping 25% compound interest rates on those 50 bucks

>>510628799
>>510629242
Literally this. The only "issue" these caps cause is sometimes they don't close properly. All the other complaints I've seen about them fall under:
>"hurr durr it's an EU regulation so it must be some libtard ploy"
or
>"I'm too low IQ to just bend the cap backwards to the point where it just stays flat"
There is also the occasional complain that it somehow "hits you in the face" when trying to drink, but you have to be a literal retard who deep-throats the bottle for that to happen.

>>510633550
surreal

>>510634746
faggoty faggity fagocious fag

>>510639731
Arbeit Macht Frei, Wizard!

>>510630547
I miss the old /b/ :_;

>>510646535
>bingus

>>510634165
You have to go back

>>510641266
It can't get any more retarded than it already is.

>>510629235
ngl that's kinda based lol
>>510634254
>tfw i knew exactly where it would land

>>510629594

>>510634254
he missed though

>>510629452
Every humor thread, every time the same Jew with the same text.

>>510639463
ruined

>>510631749

mewo

>>510652333
checked, nigger

>>510649710
newfag, that's called a Leaf Blessing

>>510652333
nigguh

>>510644445
>Airline starts banning passengers who do this
>99% of them are negros
>Congratulations you just violated the Civil Rights Act of 1964
This country was better in 1901

>>510629235
Refundable tickets exist because most don't do this.

>>510653089
There's also usually a limitation. Most of the time you have to cancel at least within 24 hours.

>>510625194 (OP)
>>510629334
>>510628348
I hate this stupid forced meme so much. Literally everybody loves the unloaseble caps, the caps can never get separated from the bottles now. The caps used to roll under the couch while the bottles were still open. Now they can't.

>>510632549
You definitely belong in Auschwitz

>>510628348
These caps are so antisemitic, I cannot believe they went through.

>>510632549
Go live in one then, retard

>>510654525
>>510653986
I saw the movie The Brutalist on Netflix, about a Jew architect. It was a super shitty movie.

>>510625194 (OP)
I always tear the cap off just out of spite.

>>510629235
kinda based ngl

>>510629594

> Jews create war in the Middle East

you have to post 18 to be here

>>510634165
gae.

>>510634746
Fucking leaf faggot

>>510652333
Flag checks out nigger

>>510628384
I wanted my school art teacher to groom me but she was too afraid.

>>510634165
>we

>>510634165
You need to break through the nihilism. What you are describing is the real world; a world that you cannot see on any other part of the curated internet. You need to be able to see the real world and know it before you can decide to rise above it and choose to be better than it. Don't let the demons in your ear win.

>>510638505

>>510625194 (OP)
Just twist the cap off.

>>510629235
Based.

Fucking airlines cramming me into a coke can with nothing to do but contemplate my inability to fly.

>>510637523
go suck jewish cock elsewhere, christcuck
I hear reddit is hiring

None of these are funny y'all fell off bad

>>510625194 (OP)
This made me kek

>>510637882
and yet she still watches the same shit while his opinion is done off with a bell. the fact that they got a bell means she has no intention of changing her behavior or even listening to his arguments against it.

niggers
(le boomp)

>>510662003
Everything is globohomo, Netflix, Disney, YouTube, can't see anything that is not globohomo, can't blame her.

>>510649710
Holy fuck you're a newfag retard. The Leaf Blessing has been a thing in humor threads for damn near 10 years. Welcome here though faggot

>>510631778
Still not as depressing as the video where pajeets are molesting a dead female elephant
Probably the worst of all the India vids

>>510634165
jew thinks everybody is a monster like him

>>510659779
good morning saar

there was never any good reason to share a country, a language, or the internet with pajeets

pajeets should be posting on bharatchan and living on the subcontinent

>>510666887
sorry, those chans are filled with dravidian scum. Coming to pol and not coming into your country is the best I can do.

>>510631088
>>510639822
actually its the irish, but you laddies arent ready for that talk

>>510632757
this is the most legit thing I have ever read

pajeets disregard bharatchan and flock here instead because on bharatchan there is no opportunity for western attention. nobody cares what they do until they come begging for acknowledgment outside their rightful spaces. still many of them insist they are like (You) and cannot be convinced otherwise

pajeets lost indiachan in the spring of 2023 because it drew unwanted attention as a cp swap meet. they have since replaced it with bharatchan, but former indiachan enjoyers don't find enough of what they want there

>>510634746
saar saar

you are the faggot, bloody faggot

no white people are derived from the south asian subcontinent. white people are of the western world, of european tradition and ancestry (aka christendom). white people explored, colonized and uplifted the world's straggling diversity into a modern age. meanwhile pajeets waited centuries for the next superior outsiders to give them purpose and identity.

"aryans" were an ancient example of white people, and they no longer exist in that form. there is no "indo-european" anything worth mentioning. the modern pajeet is a degraded copy of a copy of an ancient aryan's slave, long abandoned to his own primitive devices. a more recent example of abandoned pajeet slaves, this time far from home, are the gypsies in europe.

it would seem that the distasteful business of slavery may have evolved to meet the needs of the slaves themselves. what if specific cultures of humanity are natural and organic slaves, and to deprive them of their god-given role in life can only result in corruptions? what if freedom is only a mind-bending poison to these poor souls, and separates them from instinctive happiness? then what has been done to so many? what cruelty has this been, raising them up to stand as peers and rivals to anyone?

>>510629235
They are segregating themselves.

>>510652333
nig nog nigger niggeroonie

let me know when you want another 18 more pajeet memes. just make some more pajeet noises so i know you want them

>>510634165
What are you doing out of the oven?

>>510634171
Was he just cleaning out the hyperbeam machine or something? What the fuck was that?

>>510626828
Don't know but I guess what bothers people is having to change laws and industry to accomodate niggers, who can't stop littering. The attached cap becomes a reminder or symbol of reshaping society to fit niggers.

>>510639463
More proof that women shouldn’t be allowed to make their own choices. She will probably even tell herself that they look good.

>>510667387

>>510631632
>>510634391
>>510644166
>>510647648
>>510659420

nothing based about exploiting low trust societies you spiritual niggers

>>510655170
what's this a reference to, lethal heart? is that a film?

scream "X" and pull the trigger, that's something right?

>>510667884
>European tradition and ancestry (christendom)

Oh fuck off kikeworshipper.

>>510670862
18 more pajeet memes coming right up for the mouthy flag borrower

>>510670676
the scene is from lethal weapon
mel's face is from braveheart
the text is from one of those pink billboards

>>510634165
How in the hell did all these fags fall for this pasta? I know it’s summer time but cmon now. Do better anons.

>>510625194 (OP)
>weak men create hard times
>the hard times

plenty more where these came from. next mowgli with a comment please

we wuz kangs

the majority of pajeets on /pol/ try to hide the fact that they're pajeets. in addition to "leaving that part out" they will proactively, persistently misrepresent their true form. pajeets are all about assuming other people's roles, from today's outsourcing and replacement migration all the way back to thuggee bandits lying to travelers about who they were. pajeets are devoid of their own identity, making them the ideal globalized goyim. they don't want a home where they belong. all that means to them is "compete in squalor." much better to go somewhere nicer, built by other people, and do their jobs for less pay and live slum-barracks life in their suburbs. pajeets don't want to be home. they also don't want to be pajeets. jews know exactly how to play their insecurities and dopey ambitions like the innocent rube fresh off the bus from the cornfield. this is their new golem to replace the ones that don't love them anymore

all pajeets are working for jews, including the ones who perform antisemitism and say all the things they learned to say on /pol/. they are also serving the jew agenda. how? by speaking english and living in everyone else's countries. spectre, multiculturalism, mass migration, kalergi plan. don't even bother acting like pajeets oppose jews in any way. they support jews simply by their nature, by crowding into every opening gatekeepers offer them to enter the west and degrade it

you will never be real jews, no matter how vigorously you imitate them. neither will you be considered real "white" or any real form of westerner, coming from the south asian subcontinent, where your kind cemented its final form in the bottomless pit of time. you will continue smelling foreign and unclean as long as you stay where you don't belong, perhaps all the rest of your life if you never learn the humility of true belonging

10 little shitter boys shitposting online
JIDF sacked sanjay, then there were nine
>9 little shitter boys searching for a date
>jugdish gave up, fucked his dad, then there were eight
8 little shitter boys couldn't get to heaven
raj renounced his pagan ways, then there were seven
>7 little shitter boys playing dirty tricks
>fire at the call center, leaving only six
6 little shitter boys glad to be alive
here comes a train -- oops, now there are five
>5 little shitter boys tired of being poor
>save up for a fake degree, wave goodbye to four
4 little shitter boys share a cup of pee
gagdeep takes the hijra pill and so we're down to three
>3 little shitter boys don't know what to do
>gurdipinder shits himself to death, leaving two
2 little shitter boys looking for some fun
tried to rape a tiger cub and now there's only one
>1 little shitter boy feeling rather blue
>let me in your country saar, i'm just as good as you!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/rjaEBu5yWCjb/

well you can tell by the quality i post
i'm an indian, i lie the most
the street is loud, the sun is warm
been shitting here since i was born
now it's alright, it's okay
you may look the other way
but you get down and hold my hand
and we become one with the land
liftin up your shirt and you're squattin in the dirt with me
aryan life, aryan life
streets are designated for a needful defecatin'
and we're takin' a five, for aryan life
sar, sar, sar, sar, aryan life, aryan life
jai, jai, jai, shri, aryan li-i-i-i-i-i-ife

the cloth was open and bobs appeared
the candles blew and vagene appeared
the curtains flew and then he appeared
saying hello dear

come on baby (and she had no fear)
and she ran to him (and she was white)
they looked backward and said goodbye
(she had become like they are)
she had taken his hand (hepatitis A)
come on baby (don't fear pajeeter)

>bitchy bitchy ya lasagna
>getcha panchagavya here
>mleccha leccha hey chaiwala
>three bold ladies chutney squad
>POO LE LOO VAGENE AVEC BOBS
>CE SOIR≈≈≈
>POO LE LOO VAGENE AVEC BOBS

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Here's how it works:
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3. SHOUT without hesitation and have No Doubts:
>Name of desired homeland! (Sorry, no time travel available!)
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THE /SHIT/ LIST: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR INDIA HATE? MYSTERY SOLVED
>flips
>japs
>bots
>leafs
>kikes
>slavs
>sikhs
>spics
>scots
>dalits
>hijras
>trains
>dall-e
>mutts
>incels
>reddit
>micks
>4chan
>autists
>chinks
>abduls
>qataris
>holhols
>latrinos
>kitboga
>bogans
>gamers
>gypsies
>timmies
>femoids
>pigskins
>mayoids
>punjabis
>porkistan
>gayreeks
>britishers
>brahmins
>baltimore
>cumskins
>ayylmaos
>mayocels
>mlecchas
>brazilians
>afroboons
>pewdiepie
>spic mutts
>khalistanis
>anglokikes
>mudslimes
>christcucks
>abrahamics
>turkroaches
>glowniggers
>indian wives
>wurstniggers
>mexcrements
>scat fetishists
>shartmartifarts
>moose niggers
>spanish tourists
>white incel losers
>russian recruiters
>lunchtime rowdies
>doublecrossing jidf
>christ the redeemer
>bangladeshi agitators
>terrorist sympathizer M.I.A.
>daily reminder UK paki rape gangs
>white supremacist nationalist socialist fascists

>hey aren't those JUDEO-CHRISTIANS silly
>yeah i know what you mean randy
>this one time an ABRAHAMIC came up to me---
>SSHHH jugdish they know it's us when we say that
>call me trey u bich
>yes because you are trey. and i am jessica.
>show bobs jessica
>TREY we are WORKING

>I like laughing, like some tv-person likes running.

>>510632313

Of course; how logical, makes perfect sense!

>It's Diwali in Brampton.
>The streets are designated.
>Your vagene doesn't have to be.
>Rape-aXe™

>aww yeh pajeetbros
>i totally pajeeted this white girl earlier
>and she pajeeted all over my pajeet
>i was like "bitch you better pajeet"
>after that, we both pajeeted out to the street for a quick pajeet

HARK! NURGLE! HARK! bellow! bid our father the plague lord rise from the depths, full foul in his fury, brown waves teeming with loo foam to smother this young timmy with pungent slime, TO CHOKE YE, infecting your organs til ye turn black and bloated with bacteria, and can redeem no more! only when HE, crowned in a coil of feces with wild gang-rapin' eyes and swollen goiters, take up his fell befouled armpit: his untold miasma reeks ganges-like in the tempest and plunges right through your nostrils, BURSTING YE! a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloddy bich basterd now, and nothing for the toilet witches and the souls of dead scammers to stalk and grope and harrass--- only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite pajeets of the dread subcontinent itself! forgotten to any man, to any time! forgotten to any god or devil! forgotten even to the loo--- for any stuff or part of timmy, even any scantling of your soul, is timmy no more--- but is now, itself, the loo!

>>510672763
that's almost like a knife cutting the wrist
https://youtu.be/EgPPGuOmutQ?feature=shared

brown control to major poo
brown control to major poo
drink your urine pouch no matter what you do
brown control to major poo
aren't you glad you're born hindu
check ignition and may bobs vagene with you

this is brown control to major poo
you're really paid to shill
all the dalits want to know which app you choose
on the smartphone you were given to abuse

this is major poo to brown control
i'm shitting through the door
and it's floating in a most peculiar way
and my colon feels different today

for here am i shitting in a tin can
far above the street
planet earth is brown
and i'm never coming down

though i've dropped one hundred thousand turds
i need to squat again
and i think my spaceship has a lovely smell
tell that bloody durgesh i said go to hell

brown control to major poo
signal lost bro, now wat do
can you hear me major poo
can you hear me major poo
can you
here am i spamming on your 4chan
far above the rules
pakis try to hack
but the jannies have my back

If you even smile, you're a bad person:
>frem of mine got abused by a down syndrome muscle giant,

>>510673227
A joke you can't keep to yourself.

cruel world
https://youtu.be/l9ml3nyww80?feature=shared

>>510673227
default downie strength is already like 2-3× the average adult, starting at puberty

>>510673542
Yea.
I trust you.

>>510639463
>Muh back pain
>Muh make gaze

Wtf. She has one job: look good. And she can't even do that right. What a waste.

we should all give thanks to sheeshnu that most downies are not bullies. because they literally could be if they chose to. they can dislocate your shoulder just shaking your hand. and who's going to take your side if they start crying? the perfect crime. it would be inadvisable to let them know about this extreme latent advantage

>>510625194 (OP)
I've never encountered these. I bought some Dr Pepper's at the gas station this week.

Fact is I am liberal, never had any issues with fagets. Always been cool at bars and so on. :)
https://youtu.be/d4-1ASpdT1Y?feature=shared

I hate the artificial division.
>I haven't declared any war?

If I do - better run for cover.
*gayest jump*

Shut up mom im exposing da jeets!

so anyway
pajeets should be neither seen nor neard nor smelled
bye

>>510673919
fixed

https://youtu.be/LvdLovAaYzM?feature=shared

>>510634165
Soulless beakfaced kike destined for hell along the rest of his kin.
We have to conclude your existence. All of you.

>>510674232
I am not abusing anything.
I was 10 when this came on in local bus, when I heading to city.

>>510674506
>when I heading to city.
to a skatepark, smoke cigarettes, listen some Kreator.

Late-gen-X
>who got all the worst cards

>>510634746

If I am honest, it sounds poetry,
It doesn't feel that way.

That's what we want.
>we want to feel.

>>510652333
Rocking swastikas cuz all my niggas nazis

>>510675333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5FAnTdoZ4c

>>510625194 (OP)

I pitty the fool
https://youtu.be/sEd5o7YbWls?feature=shared

>>510630968
I was in that thread

https://youtu.be/jZ0YBYmQ-wM?feature=shared

>>510676361
Put m3 in screencap

>>510634746
you absolute fag

>>510670676
Trump is saying "crust first" here fyi

>>510676782
jAG ÄlsKAr DIG
>no homo

Syk min kyk
https://youtu.be/Hx6e8dsWN1I?feature=shared