Come watch niggers beg to be freed from prison after killing people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThbzQrKb2fE
>>510628929 (OP)TYB
Mornin Frens!
aw shit it's kerry
>CURRENT:
02 DALTON, MARQUIS 00421743 B/M 07/06/1979 HCC 12/24/2024
EBR BRD 02 06/24/2025
1099461 SECOND DEGREE MURDER ACC
300706 SMPL-BURGLARY-INHAB DWELL
1099461 SECOND DEGREE MURDER ACC
300706 SMPL-BURGLARY-INHAB DWELL
03050013 ARMED ROBBERY ATT
03050013 P-FIREARM-CCW-CNV CRT FLN
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
1253g
md5: 221cfd55675957c2b46ce14ae921fe3e
๐
>>510628929 (OP)Thanks for baking algerianon!
TYB
Assallamadingdong, frens.
>Oy Vey goyium, you must let our violent bioweapons back out onto the street
>>510628929 (OP)tyb
anon who posted Miami-Dade felony bond hearings at the end yesterday. It's worth watching
Today's hearings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IvipFt3-GU
>>510628929 (OP)TY Algeriaanon! I hope you're doing well today!
This nigger is from the wild west, he used a Marlin 3030 to steal someone's car.
>nigger sees a car the reminds him of some random baby momma
>follows the car and assaults the driver
This is why I have a dedicated car gun that i leave in there 24/7. I live in the whitest state in the US but still. All white people should be carrying
was kerry bros with this guy on the inside? i thought he only showed up for killers
>attempted 2nd degree murder charge
that explains it
Black muslims especially the NOI are nothing but excons and criminals
Niggers should be born in prison then, at the age of 26 be paroled with special conditions.
>>510629694I'm doing great, I'm off work today, hope you're doing well too.
>>510629745The attempted murder isn't from this case, it was used as an aggravating factor for his current sentence
https://law.justia.com/cases/louisiana/first-circuit-court-of-appeal/2008/2008ka0365-1.html
I think it's fucked up that they don't have one black person on that Parole Board.
>>510629904they should live on reservations like the indians, but with border checkpoints and passports
>>510629973Chuck is busy servicing his oil fields this morning
file
md5: 1cec11eaea39a29162951bfc73b32c73
๐
>>510629973Chucky is on the board, but he's not part of the 3-person panel today
>>510629904175 years ago that's pretty much how things worked
>>510629973His name is Chuck and he likes to fuck
He's probably on his off day doing it right now
>>510630016Thatโs a good idea but only after being released at age 26 from prison.
Funny how The Nation of Islam was founded by a mystery meat mulatto that tough white hatred
>>510630163The projects were like that, they could live their entire luves there segregated, painting every corner
>>510630017>>510630026>>510630049Still, they should have a black stand-in if the black is gone. Good thing this guy at least has two guys advocating for him before the board. If he doesn't get parole the system is definitely broken.
>>510630026Imagine being preached to by actual retard Chucky Tillis.
>>510630308No, if he doesn't get parole, we would know the system actually works as intended, why would you release a nigger who follows random people and steals their cars?
>>510630297Only they didnโt have supervision.
>>510630308That's unnecessary
You're new. Stick around and you'll change your tune.
>>510628929 (OP)Release the epstein files vpn nigger.
>>510630308have you ever seen a chupacabra?
>>510630425I understand that in your Muslim country he would be left to rot in prison for the rest of his life but in a Christian country we believe in the power of repentance and forgiveness EVEN for Muslims among us.
Tony
md5: 3a10388aa2f760bc8ebee02dc702c22b
๐
>>510630308Imagine letting murderous niggers out in society.
So he doesn't take the plea deal, and this lawyer uses it as a bargaining chip now?
>thank you, we have all that information in our packet
>>510630240not only that but it's sci-fi Islam. which is characteristic of American religions, like Scientology and Mormonism.
>>510630572Easy there paco, you don't know what you're talking about, and the NOI aren't muslims.
>>510628953the fuck is "carnal knowledge"
i know a thing or two about wagyu beef, that would make me criminal in the US of A?
>>510630688lawyers will use anything and everything. that's how laws end up being so convoluted and voluminous in nature. they start off simple enough but over time different lawyers think up different ways to make loopholes, and then the loopholes get patched, and much like patches in software sometimes they create more problems than they fix. and then some judge (judges are just jumped up lawyers most of the time) decides it says something other than what it says and a new law has to be started from scratch.
>>510630994Cardinal Knowledge*
>>510630994It's usually when they get a blowie from a youngster, or when they eat some cunny.
>>510630722I can't believe they let her drone on for so long
>>510630994It's a none offensive way to say rape or sex with a child
>>510630994Carnal knowledge is when you have extensive knowledge of the carnal bird, which is illegal in Louisiana for some reason.
>It's pedo shit
It's funny how uppity NOI niggas get
>>510631188>the carnal birdCardinal bird
file
md5: 533e90b8ab344f41d17ca6fd6edb9948
๐
>>510630994Lots of meme replies to you, but here's the statute
It's when you're over 17 and you fuck jailbait who's 2-4 years younger than you
Presumably 2 years younger is legal, and more than 4 years younger is a more serious crime
Thanks for baking Algerianon.
Hello Friends, how was this case so far?
This nigger didn't even shoot anyone but got 40 years because the justice system is racist and authoritarian. Even the cracker judges are smart enough to see that, that's why they're granting parole with hardly any conditions.
Why would you vote to grant this dishonest nigger?
UP NEXT:
01 COWAN, HAROLD J 00570736 W/M 12/31/1975 HCC 08/07/2016
CON ALD 01 07/02/2025
092232 INDEC-BEHAVIOR-JUVENILES
----------------------------------------------------------------
THE REAL SHOW
>>510631379Nation of Islam nigger. He should be thrown into the ocean
>>510631465This is Stella who is on vacation in San Juan
>>510631379Nation of Islam nigga convinced the board he dindu nuffin, some other guy shot a man then took off with his car, and he's a good boy now
>>510631531Iiiiiiiiiiiit's time!!
>>510631327Actually that's the misdemeanor charge
The felony charge is when she's jailbait between 13 and 17, and you're 4+ years older than she is
https://legis.la.gov/Legis/Law.aspx?p=y&d=78672
>>510631465You sound Jewish.
>>510631648I don't think there are Jews in Puerto Rico but they pop up everywhere else so who knows
>>510628953I'm just tuning in and it seems like we've had an unusually high ratio of pedos this week. I love it.
>>510631648All I'm saying is that where there's smoke, there's fire. Yes, the critical race theory hysteria is overblown but there is a grain of truth to it. How the fuck does someone get 40 years for fleeing the scene of a crime and reporting a car stolen, even after the state recommends a sentence of 20 years? That is clear and obvious malevolence, probably with a healthy bit of racism, on the part of the judge.
I have lived all throughout the South and I know many of those in the so-called "justice" system hate niggers with a passion which they can hardly restrain. Of course, they treat all people like shit and everyone is guilty until proven innocent in their eyes but niggers sure get the butt-end of things because they're not articulate or smart enough to defend themselves or appear "decent" in the eyes of the judge.
The South is still very much a slave society with lawyers, judges, sheriffs, and doctors drawing six-figure salaries and living on the backs of niggers and poor whites they could give two shits about. Corruption and abuse of prisoners is also off the charts.
>>510631891What's the story behind that Jew hat? Anybody know?
>>510632138>living on the backs of niggersI read this as "living off the bucks" at first
I am expecting victim statements. Should get spicy.
file
md5: 93f12a87abd47881f94ff89fa4e0da07
๐
I wonder if this is the victim
>pedo
>getting out next year anyway
i don't like this guy's odds
>>510632331She looks like a bitch.
For some reason a gay pedo just seems worse
>>510632429With a short time left, they might let him so he can be under supervision.
>>510631555Keked and checked, and you're right about the vacation. Everyone needs to ignore it.
>>510631574I've met a few nation of Islam guys, Farrakhan is based sometimes.
>>510631724We should parole all niggers to Puerto Rico.
>>510632482Does the supervision not end at the same date that the full term sentence would have? I don't really get the mechanics of this stuff.
>>510632571They'd fit right in
>>510632469It seems like it would be even worse for the victim to be gay-molested, doesn't it?
Damn the wardens are usually pretty supportive of the prisoners, or at least don't say anything to get in their way.
>>510632429He may as well stay in to avoid all the parole shit. But even more hopefully he gets shanked before that.
His father looks like he's fucked a butt or two.
>>510632571Puerto Rico doesn't want them. How about Eswatini?
>>510632657Sounds like these kids got off easy with no butt stuff
>>510632854I say Madagascar.
That way they can't leave.
>>510632745The warden is like "I hate this bald faggot. Let him rot,"
>Support group in the church.
Doubt.
>>510632834Dad bought him a pickup truck for his release day so he can drive down to the elementary school and creep on little boys
>>510632618I'm pretty sure that your prison sentence is set, for example "5 years hard labor." Then the parole board might let you out a year early, but add on a year at the parole project and other stipulations. So, by getting out 'early' you might end up doing more time total especially considering all the parole hoops you have to jump through on the outside which no doubt are designed to make you fail.
>>510632793I agree, there's been one or two smart ones who just deny their own parole hearing when they have less than a year left. You never know if the board is gonna suggest an extra 1,3,5, or more years of probation with stipulations which everyone gets caught up on.
>>510633050the dad is a pedo as well, guaranteed
She is blatantly reading a script.
Doesn't look like the new board is too big on Jesus, Pearl would insta grant if you talk about Jesus.
he managed to get a 15 year term suspended and he fucked it up. unreal.
>Less than a year left>Didn't take sex offender classesIt's going to be a deny, just let his victims beat up this faggot for 20 minutes and put him back in his cell.
>>510632657>anh-oi here's your female molester
>Fucked up probation by bad touching ANOTHER kid.
Caged.
Danny lays waste to another one with just the facts of the case
>>510633380>DEATH BY SNU SNU
>>510633487He is an ex parole officer. He is pretty good at going for the kill shot.
>>510633380Trแปi ฦกi nigga, I didn't see this one.
UP NEXT:
Anoth' one
03 GUIDRY, DONNIE 00771230 W/M 03/07/1971 HCC 09/12/2023
VRM LFD 01 06/20/2025
66466 INDEC-BEHAVIOR-JUVENILES
When's the last time we even saw a pedo get even 1 grant?
meanwhile pedos run the world and live a better lifestyle than all of us
make it make sense
>>510633709They parole pedos sometimes, not usually but it's not that rare. All but the most memorable cases blur together in my memory so I can't tell you who and when.
>>510633123I see what you're saying, yeah. Kinda adds a bit of strategy on both sides of the hearing.
>>510632571Miami shut down its beaches for Spring Break so they're all coming here anyways. Thanks, America.
But I'm sure they will have a fun time in Puerto Rican jail. If you think Americans hate niggers, my grandfather told me quite casually that "niggers were created when God plucked a piece of corn from a donkey's shit".
It's sad that more white Americans don't move here to improve our race. I see 10/10s working in corner stores. Unlike Mexicans they don't get fat since starch isn't a major part of our diet. Our food is also palatable to the whites, as it's not spicy but instead savory. And you don't pay any federal taxes on Puerto Rican income.
Come home white man.
>>510633709>>510633821Didn't they send that one back to Mexico who wanted to work with kids?
>>510633709when they want to put the boot of the state on their neck right away. registered on the sex offender list and all that. That's what Pete wanted just now
Inmate will get out next year on full time and all the sex offender compliance is an honor system. He'll fail to register and start doing the predator thing again left to his own devices
>>510633703HEY BITCH BOY DONNIE I PISSED ON MY HAND AND ATE SOME CUNNY!! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?!?!
>>510633714Doesn't make it right for them either
They have the money and clout to keep their dirty deeds secret
>>510633978I don't remember that one but that's disturbing. I can't imagine why any pedo would say that in a hearing. He must have been a real retard.
>>510634015your boy Trump is a pedophile, dude
>>510634118>They have the money and clout to keep their dirty deeds secretit's not a secret, retard
>>510633942It's amazing how haughty spics are when they're just as bad as niggers if not worse in some scenarios
Huh, Groucho Marx is a chomo?
>>510634134it kinda sounds familiar. i think he was trying to go the "i wanna teach kids how to watch out for groomers like me" route, like he'd seen other inmates who were in for drunk driving or drug dealing do, but because he was a kid diddler it just sounded creepy as fuck and the board was not impressed.
And filtered
You add nothing to the thread
this guy isn't even trying
>next
I swear he moaned a little bit when he said he touched the girl
>>510633942The youtube channel Sailing Good, Bad, and Ugly
loves it there
>>510634015Kek, I used to like those memes
>>510634552Did he just say he did sex offender classes on the street before he went to jail?
>>510634622Maybe it was a class on how to do it kek
This guy is almost unbelievably retarded. Even after all the hearings I've seen, this guy is surprising me a little with how dumb he is.
>Getting revoked over a revoke hearing
That's a new one.
this guy is just another stupid piece of shit
>i forgot my reading glasses
what a load of shit
>>510634329>Groucho Marx is a chomo?
My waifu LeDoux just kicked him in the balls on his way back to the cage.
UP NEXT:
Anotha' one, I'm not sure, but I think we have seen this guy before
04 ROUSSELL, KENNETH W 00546142 W/M 02/23/1980 HCC 01/28/2017
CLC LCD 02 07/03/2025
1326362 CARNAL KNOWLEDGE-JUVENILE
1326362 CARNAL KNOWLEDGE-JUVENILE
1326362 CARNAL KNOWLEDGE-JUVENILE
1326362 CARNAL KNOWLEDGE-JUVENILE
-----------------------------------------------------------------
>>510635109Details:
https://www.kplctv.com/story/23580659/sulphur-man-accused-of-raping-girl-after-giving-her-beer-marijuana/
>>510635109We've got yet another after this one.
>>510635109>>510635199I swear we've had this guy before. That story sounds so familiar. The beer and weed combo.
>>510631891What they were doing in guatemala? exploiting the less effective policing so they could abuse and sacrifice children without anyone noticing?
Yep, that's exactly it. They are jewish, after all.
>>510635199>gave her my best hash, some topshelf beers, and she fucking ratted on me. Little bitch!
>>510629973I think the fucked up part is that there is more than one black person in the White country.
Do you even realize how much crime would drop if all the non-whites would be sent back to their own homes?
Bitch looks like Hillary Swank with Downs.
>>510635199Prison has not been good to this guy. He looks like he's aged triple since this pic.
This nigga was born in 1980? He looks 60 at least.
Are they playing repeater?
>>510631465The point should be getting the niggers off the streets BEFORE they shoot someone.
But I do agree that the niggers should not be in a White country in the first place.
Ship them back to Africa, and they can do whatever kind of justice, or just not enforce law at all. completely up to them.
That's the beautiful thing about ethnostates, everyone can do things exactly according to their own tastes and interests.
>>510635610Fucking lmao
>Miwwian Dowwa Baby
He pled down, and no sex offender classes, easy deny.
No way this motherfucker said "I won't apologize and I'd do it again."
No fucking way.
you all voted for and still support a pedophile btw
retards
No questions, panel is ready to vote.
This is an easy deny.
>>510635508>Hillary SwankI had to look up who that was, she is not a beautiful women she has very sharp angular features. Who's casting these 'unique' looking women.
>It's all homosexuals and old women who make these decisions, and they both hate normal looking youthful women.
UP NEXT:
Another one, and it just keeps coming, won't stop coming
>Hernandez
>White
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
02 HERNANDEZ, FELIX 00764947 W/M 04/12/1992 RLC 12/15/2023
VRM LFD 01 06/04/2025
62848 INDEC-BEHAVIOR-JUVENILES ATT
[62848] INDEC-BEHAVIOR-JUVENILES ATT
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>510636047Hilary Swank was kind of weird hot when she was in the Karate Kid movie
With her bra-less tits bopping around in those T-shirts
A-so wax on wax off
>>510636206Is it this guy?
>>510636246She had a real, "I could date her" girl next door vibe.
>>510636047In her prime (early - mid 90's) she wasn't too bad, but no wear in the realm of a beauty.
>>510636312Yeah a "if I strike out with the cute girls at least I have a shot with her" look
>>510636258Kek. He threw a knuckle ball in that cunny.
>>510636246>>510636312she could be pretty. she was on melrose place or something like that for a while. but that bone structure is also why she was cast to play a tranny and naturally she won an oscar for it.
>>510636246With a good personality and aura, she could be cute. She doesn't get there on looks alone.
>>510635968Sorry your chicle head poonigger lost troon but love the tears anyway. Do cry more.
>>510635267Thanks for the joke setup, I couldn't decide who/what he looked like.
>>510636246>>510636312>>510636350Cute belly. I understand now where you guys are coming from. That sharp angular chin and big jaw is jay leno tier though.
>>510636427Oh fuck really? hahahahah these hollywood types are evil
I like how they call off their names
>Half nigger.
>Half wetback.
>white male
>>510636530>That sharp angular chin and big jaw is jay leno tier though.She looks like what if Gary Busey had a daughter
Pedo Palozia today
>also 4 years old
>doesn't remember how old
>the record says 4
>>510636673The real life story was just as hilarious and retarded as that movie.
Wait did he just ask for them to let him stay in prison? This is a new one.
This gay spic wants moar prison!
he's happy being a prison bitch
also notice how WHITE he is
>>510636777Checked. Yes he did!
UP NEXT:
Back to usual nigger behavior
04 SEAMSTER, MICHAEL D 00118142 B/M 10/31/1962 RLC 07/20/2023
WEB MID 04 06/16/2025
68937 SECOND DEGREE MURDER ATT
68937 SECOND DEGREE MURDER ATT
Was this the spanish version of Maxwell oilwell?
Maxwell Oilwell donโt want no parole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9esOO-akoM&t=2715s
>>510636777Checked and agreed. He sounds faggy, so maybe he is getting railed in prison, and he's having the time of his life?
>>510636793Are the parole hearings mandatory over there? Legit question, I've never known if you had to do parole boards or it was something you requested.
>>510636777LeDoux says yeah, we can help you out with that request.
If she were in the thread I'm sure she'd also say "checked"
>>510636777checked. it's happened a few times. not often but some of them would rather just do the time and not deal with parole/probation shit.
this motherfucker is probably just happy being a prison bitch.
>>510636878I thought you had to request them?
>>510636878That's a good question. I'd also like to know, like are they just scheduled automatically for everyone who's eligible?
White man? I donโt think so.
Why did this stupid nigger apply for parole only to say he wanted to stay for his full sentence?
>>510633916>Kinda adds a bit of strategy on both sides of the hearingThat's exactly what we just saw:
>Had a good time date of 12/15/2026Decided to just do his full time instead of doing classes and electronic monitoring, etc...
His pitching coach must have given him the signal.
>>510636832This guy was in front of the old board, of course Kerry showed up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMU5Qy1CbCk
>>510636452>implying i votedk, pedo
how does his dick taste?
>>510636972Might be legal counsel or someone in the prison that submitted it
Remember buddy who went off on the board because he didn't want to speak with them and wanted the hearing "deferred".
Someone else requested the hearing not him.
Feels like we haven't seen Kerry in a while, only his new apprentices.
The murderous jew appears...
>>510637102Go be a fucking troon someplace else faggot.
>>510637125>>510637181I just love how he has his own personal wailing wall. The eternal jew.
>>510637110Ahh, good point
I hear Kerry and OJ use to golf together
>>510636777Checked, and yes
Meemaw: "I have no problem with making that happen!"
>>510637110his was a revocation hearing. I think those are more or less automatic
Nigger isn't even answering LuDukes question.
i wonder if writing these speeches is a racket for some of the smarter ones on the inside, like how selling book reports used to be in school.
This guy sounds like he thinks he sounds eloquent.
He came prepared this time
As Praetor would say "Them were a lot of words, thank you.'
>>510637309Lmao. The crossover we all need. /LPBG/ x Memri
>>510637353Most likely. But that vile Jew Kerry could also be behind these prepared speech racket.
>>510637369He "changed" himself in prison, I think graduated from college while in prison, I don't remember all the details from his first hearing, long story short, he stabbed a woman 100 times.
I tried asking this yesterday but the thread was dying and nobody replied. If you got to choose which three members of the board were on the panel, who would you pick? Who's your squad?
They need to break this buck to stop his bullshit
>>510637540Thanks for the info fren
Jesus Christ, somebody take this guy's microphone away from him
Brb. I'm going to take a LaDuc
These fuckers should be banned from having a prepared statement/script for their hearings.
>>510637546>choose which three members of the board were on the panelAs a viewer? Sheryl, Pete, and Prator
As an inmate? Sheryl, Chucky, Meemaw
>no forklift certification
Denied
>>510637712I wish. Everybody, the prisoners, the support/opposition, the lawyers...
>You've got a great sermon going on here but I'm going to pass the collection plate
>>510637712Doesn't really matter, this is his statement, he hasn't been questioned yet, that's when they have to freestyle and the IQ drops sharply.
LOTTA GOOD THINGS MENTIONED
Nigger talked a lot but said nothing
>Im gonna pass the collection plate
She is channeling Prator, kek
>im about to pass the collection plate
kekerinos
>>510637758>As an inmate? Sheryl, Chucky, MeemawI hope your charge isn't something involving domestic abuse, because meemaw and sheryl are going to roast you and chucky will just concur
>>510637798Did you catch the grin on the jew's face right after she said that?
>>510637826That is true, but I want them floundering from the get-go lol
>>510637546Prator scares me.
>Stapleton>Barras>LeDouxAlso gotta have Kerry "Louisville Slugger" Myers on my side for the lulz
>very self aware
for a chimpanzee
>>510638053>Did you catch the grin on the jew's face right after she said that?i did
>>510637846Blacks seem to have an uncanny ability to speak for prolonged periods of time and not actually say anything of value.
Time for more nigger ramblings
>>510638053I to witnessed the jews evil grin when money was mentioned
>>510638122>>510638323They just cannot help themselves. Vile creatures.
>>510638053Nice pic you have there bro.
Pete has already decided. I'm getting tired of all this nigger babble. Who is up next on the docket?
is that a giant ipad or something?
>>510638473Some anon in one of the very early /LPBG/ threads posted a picture of a ladybug he found, so I added the speech bubble kek
did she say his name was "Generic"?
Nigs sure love getting large print photos and shirts with dead people on them
>>510638543Pete was there for the first hearing, he decided two years ago.
i'm getting maybe one word in ten
>>510638619That's my hand lol.
She's going to talk for 10 minutes, isn't she?
>>510638822Checked and ah my bad! I couldn't remember who posted it because that was forever ago. I remember you like my little addition, though. Cheers, fren.
>>510637942>I hope your charge isn't something involving domestic abuseNah, my girlfriend was lying when the called the cops on me, she knew I was on paper and caught a charge.
She's on the call and she'll testify that she lied.
The lawyer also said if I plead guilty to the misdemeanor, I wouldn't get revoked
So I'm just asking for another chance
>>510638724I was in a thread with chocolate milkers anon. She seemed actually sweet and was asking how to affect positive change within her local community. She provided tit with timestamp which should have led to thoughtful discussion, but instead the thread hit bump limit at lightning speed because anons could believe choco milkers were actually posted on /pol/.
why do the podium speakers always have an emotional oscar acceptance speech
>>510639085I mean, anyone could have seen that outcome happening.
peaceable and friendly housemate for 8 years, then stabs you 100 times. classic chimp.
>>510639125they had visual AIDs
>>510629745kerry bros
>>510637230>wailing wall>>510638058>Kerry "Louisville Slugger" MyersHere's a quick new one for you guys. Let me know what you think.
hehe
md5: 1dcf00c9b170db7060f60b87c657fc7e
๐
>>510639548Damn, that's a good one kek
>>510639337Yeah, it was like herding autismo cats to get the thread on topic
UP NEXT:
03 MACK, VERNON 00379560 B/M 11/02/1977 RLC 11/02/2022
EBR BRD 02 07/02/2025
198299 ARMED ROBBERY
198299 ARMED ROBBERY
----------------------------------------------------
>>510639708Sounds like a whyteboi name.
>>510639548>Let me know what you think.Good work!
Wait are they STILL at it?
Trump is literally on camera saying he supports releasing all credible info and pajeets are still claiming he's covering it up?
>>510639758I see I was very wrong on this one.
>i wasn't fully aware that i was robbing a man at gunprunt
I have a feeling someone is coaching the inmates at this prison
>>510628929 (OP)Just got here โ who are we on
>>510639548You really have improved your skills thru programs Fren! Perhaps you can revisit exploding bullets/scope nigger with color?
>his brain wasn't fully developed
>>510639548looks like an early beavis and butthead story board
No, no, no. No no no.
He was 18.
Nigga was an adult by LAW.
>>510640231Kerry Myers and the Louisiana Parole Project send lawyers to the prison to help them write the statements
i remember being 18. and i knew goddamn good and well that if i committed a serious crime i could expect to find my ass in prison.
>farklift
>Forklift certification
Well, he has the thing, let him out.
FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!!!
FREE HIM!!!
>>510640351I don't know about you guys but I have fucking had it with that vile jews racism
>>510640379No as a nigger he's subject to 3/5ths development. So he was mentally 10.8 years old.
>>510640409It's funny how they will use niggers are retarded and develop slow when it benefits them
Late joiner, how are things going? I saw the docket had a lot of minor related crimes.
>>510639548Put a black cube containing vile jew sorcery scrolls on his head
>needs tutoring to get a fucking GED
i got my GED after i got thrown out of high school my senior year. a sixth grader could pass that shit.
Forklift and OSHA certification? Let this man out and give him a hardhat.
>>510639653>>510639760<3 Thanks
>>510640315Sure maybe over the weekend I will..... give it a shot.
>>510640366Kek, I'll take that as a compliment <3
I've fucking had it with niggers slinging words to sound intelligent. Pure nigger babble. I've fucking had it.
And I believe I can fly
just not with Air India
>>510640598I managed to get perfect scores on a section or two and they made it into some big deal. most retarded experience ever. but even my mom was all proud. I'd also gotten a 90 something on the ASVAB but she wouldnt let me join so i become a junkie instead.
Now i run a business from home in Hawaii. GED works ya'll!
Did she just say Bernie Mac?!
>>510640526that actually makes so much sense
goddamn the Founding Fathers were wise.
>>510637546If I'm facing the panel, it's Pete, Danny and Sheryl.
If it's for any sort of sex or domestic then swap out Sheryl for Chucky.
For entertainment's sake, Prator to be based, Meemaw to chew out the pedos and Chuck to fuck shit up randomly.
>>510640791Especially when your pilot has a case of the sad.
>>510640598i got a GED for dummies book a week before i took the test on my 18th birthday. it was so fucking easy lmao
>advocates have to promise to help him TRY to find a job.
I wonder if employers would be interested, in the same way they ask the government for H1B visas for jeet workers, if they would sponsor inmates for parole with guaranteed job offers out of prison.
They would basically get psuedo-slave labor on par with illegal migrants, as the inmate's parole would depend on them keeping the job, and they'd have virtually no negotiating power for their salary.
>could technically argue the forced labor is part of their punishment, so not 13th amendment violation.
>no longer diluting citizen workforce with foreigners if inmate IS a us citizen.
>>510640800Vernon Mack. that's what this nigger calls itself.
>He changed
>He changed
These people only talk to these guys through a screen and maybe an in person visit here and there.
There is no way for them to know if they "changed"
There going to free this illiterate retard once he gets his GED.
>>510640831Yeah if it's sex or domestic shit then you really don't want to see Meemaw lol.
I think I'd want Chucky if I was a prisoner. He seems pretty easily moved by prisoner statements.
>>510640935Ah, my bad. Hard to hear nog babble.
>>510641067yeah it's bullshit theater. but some of these animals are so uncivilized they can't even fake it for ten or fifteen minutes before the board.
>told the police, "I should've shot the victim."
>While on probation.
Oooh going to be tough.
>>510641067That's why they have programz called Thing For A Change, which sounds absolutely racist to me. Implies niggers don't naturally think.
>qualified for early release because he learned to read and write
jesus
>>510641231real shit though, long time ago i was in a drug court program and it was full of these retarded pogrumz. I failed, btw. everyone claps for you when you go to jail for a violation but when you quit the thing, they dont clap.
>>510640539Nothing too interesting