Would this work?

>>510630229 (OP)
It would explode and kill you.

>>510630229 (OP)
Is that monkey D fluffy?

>>510630229 (OP)
Didn't someone actually do this?

>>510630229 (OP)
A youtuber made it, it did work but needed a vacuum tank IIRC.

This but in a car’s break fluid

>>510630229 (OP)
as long as the laws of physics apply, yea.

>>510630229 (OP)
You could just drink water its free or was omce

>>510630229 (OP)
Is the like $3 really worth the hassle?

>>510630229 (OP)
I think someone would notice you standing there for 2 minutes with a seemingly endless cup

>>510630807
IT'S ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE

>>510630816
>someone
tell me more about this person

>>510630229 (OP)
this is the best thread on /pol/ right now

For once a thread about a policy.
A stew policy, but a policy nonetheless.
No, I don't think this is allowable.

>>510630229 (OP)
Yes, but you will grow Mountain Dew tits.
and your dick will fall off

>>510630229 (OP)
Why bother, those quick shop 1/2 gallon big gulps are like $1.50.

>>510631284
>A stew policy
A store policy*
Lousy autocorrect.

>>510630816
you just need to be smooth and make multiple trips

>>510630229 (OP)
No and fuck soda

>>510630229 (OP)
>Would this work?
turning yourhead by 360 degress? i guess so if you are an eagle maybe?

>>510630229 (OP)
No.
Unless there was absolutely no supervision, in which case you could just use the big container you want to fill openly.

MS pAiNT

>>510630781
>you could just do the needful and drink from the bloody sewer we call the Ganges saar

>>510632858
>360
That’s 180 you fucking retard

>>510630229 (OP)
>it did work
that's the point of the picture, you stupid fuck.

>>510632858
You could always just walk away

>>510630229 (OP).

I suddenly get the joke. Rightist L/NP win?

>>510635150.

Then if this is the point of the image, then yes.

>>510635150.

Then, if this is the point of the image, then yes.

>>510630229 (OP)
You would need some sort of pump which would be obvious

>>510630682
Why?

>>510630682
If you're a manlet like the guy in the drawing you don't need a pump.

>>510630229 (OP)
Drink water retard.
Soda is a big part of why our society is in the state it's in.

>>510631363
>$1.50
Fuck, I rather buy an off brand 2 litter for a dollar at Walmart or Dollar Tree.

>>510630816
Nah use the syphon effect

>>510636051
this is what i was thinking just have another straw for sucking to get the water tension pulling and youre good
idk how the chamber of the soda bottle would effect this though it may making sucking to difficult for human lungs

>>510630887
>>510630807
> why can't we just pay the tea taxes, George Washington?
> it's only $3 more

Political discourse is centred around goyslop. We have debates about goyslop. We vote on goyslop. We demand goyslop. There are holidays centered around goyslop. We kill over goyslop. The cost of living is often judged by the price of goyslop. We import millions to deliver our goyslop. We have an entire industry on the delivery of goyslop.

>>510630229 (OP)
As long as you bought something most of the minimum wage workers at those places arent going to give a fuck if you load up on soda.

Those machines have a literal box of syrup concentrate hooked up to the water and C02 injector. It costs the store literally pennies for gallons of that soda.

>>510630229 (OP)
Wouldn't it be cheaper to pretend you truck breaks down on the tracks, stopping the train, then you take the soda directly from the tanker cars into like a whole dink tray of big gulp cups?

>>510636630
You would need inside knowledge about the syrup or you'd have to keep taste testing periodically to make sure you didn't end up with half seltzer water.

>>510636757
>dink
I mean "drink".
got to make sure the plan is laid out correctly.

>>510630229 (OP)
Yes.
Why not just buy it at the store?

stealing pepsi from the jew machine is very antisemitic, i approove of it

>>510630816
It's a fast food chain no one is paying attention or giving a fuck about anything. If you do it every day at the same place maybe yeah they'll start to catch on something weird is happening.