what the fuck is happening to my ubereats driver

do i call the police??

>>510631739 (OP)
Uber JEETS

>>510631739 (OP)
why don't they ever fight back?

poor Ukies going to die for their retarded midget leader

>>510631739 (OP)
The worst part is this can be avoided by every country having nukes.
Non-proliferation is the work of Satan.

>>510631739 (OP)
our democracy in the west supports kidnapping

>2 servicemen killed as another serviceman opened fire on them at training range in Chernihiv region
Hmmm

>>510631935
nukes arent real
even epstein knew thats why his files cant be made public

another zigger shill thread.

the only time you ever see these conscription videos being posted is when something bad happens for Russia, in this case Trump resuming weapons shipments. then all of a sudden they start flooding the catalogue en masse.

once again, conscription is a normal part of war and everyone does it. america had the draft during vietnam, russia has conscription, singapore has conscription. if you let people just not turn up to their conscription, why would anyone turn up to their conscription? if people refuse to report for their conscription someone is sent to go get them. this happens in every country.

also, daily reminder that russia is the AIDS capital of europe and russian conscripts are anally raped as part of standard russian hazing. there was even a russian art film made about the gay abuse that occurs in the russian military.

russia will not save you from globohomo. they just replace it with gulaghomo

>>510632111
No shit, what do you think Vietnam conscription looked like?

>>510631739 (OP)
If you're healthy enough to bike, you're healthy enough to die, goy.

The worst part of all of this is when the war is finally over the country will have 1/3 the population, likely 1/2 the land mass, and the majority of Ukrainian men who can have children will all be cripples. This will inevitably lead to Israel and Russia sending a few million Jews to influence the country as it's rebuilt using U.S. taxpayer money.

>>510632349
Yes, NOW they'll send jews, it's not like their leader is literally an israeli.

>>510631739 (OP)
This is what happens when they take away the guns.

Get in the van wagie

>>510631739 (OP)
What if they refuse to go to war?
Are they going to drag you to the front lines too?
I would prefer going to prison than getting blown to pieces.

>>510631935
>The worst part is this can be avoided by every country having nukes.
Not really. Countries with nukes aren't going to launch them unless the enemy takes a significant chunk out of them. They're a last resort after conventional warfare has already eaten its way through the fighting age population.

>s-saar no Saar no am indian am not warrior ahhhhhhh

>>510632207
i get paid 200 rubles to make these posts btw

i wont stop

>>510632349
>The worst part of all of this
the worst part of this is hearing about it at all
i don't care what proto-kikes are doing to eachother
i don't care what marxist leftovers are doing to an israeli satellite colony
i'm sick of hearing about it and i'm sick of the people who pretend it ever fucking mattered

>>510632502
Well they evacuated all the other news so they'll send them back once it's safe and there are only poojies working all the jobs.

Behead all TCC officers

>>510631739 (OP)
You'll never win a steady struggle against greater numbers, you'll just get worn down. Save up your energy for one quick and powerful burst at the most opportunistic time.

>>510632207
>how can I own the Russians
>I know, I'll tell them they're a faggot like me
You guys are fucking retarded. If you have lots of actual faggotry saved on your computer, it might be time to come out of the closet mate.

>>510632207
>conscription is a normal part of war and everyone does it.
Force me into military service. Hand me a rifle. I'm going to die killing as many of my enemies as possible. Not your enemies.

>>510633104
>200 rubles
>less than what niggers make on welfare per hour
not boast faggot loser

>>510635151
okay.

do you think the draft officers eat the mess of food in the container or do they let the guy who was supposed to deliver it eat it

>>510632207
press ganging (which is what Ukraine is doing) is not exactly the same as conscription or the draft

>>510631739 (OP)
What do they do to him once he is hidden from sight behind tinted windows?
Do they sedate him with an injection? Do they just beat the ever living shit out of him with clubs? Do they handcuff his arms and legs to the seat?
It's not like the guy would just stop fighting the moment the door closes. Fucking grim.

>>510631935
Or we can you know, stop causing unnecessary conflicts?

>>510636421
The four army recruiters, their chiseled bodies straining against tight uniforms, pinned the young conscript to the van’s bench, the vehicle jolting over rough terrain. Their calloused hands clamped his wrists and thighs, spreading him wide as they yanked his pants down, exposing his throbbing cock, already glistening with precum. A recruiter, eyes dark with lust, growled low and dragged his hot, wet tongue along the conscript’s pulsing shaft, swirling over the swollen tip. Another soldier’s rough fingers teased his balls, while a third whispered filthy promises in his ear. The conscript’s moans turned to ragged gasps, hips bucking as the recruiters’ mouths and hands devoured him, their own bulges straining, aching to claim every inch of his trembling body.

>>510631739 (OP)
>when you need to send some ham to the front lines but there is no uber reception there

I never understood these conscription kidnappings.
You can't trust that man, he is inherently disloyal. He might give himself to the enemy at first opportunity (revealing sensitiveinformation), or refuse to cover his sector, or even worse, open fire on his own leadership.
Why would you even want him at the front?

>>510636849
Because of his tight, young body and his uncircumcised length.

>>510636849
He's not going to be given any sensitive information. He's going to be a meat shield between the russians and the hohol barrier trrops, and, most importantly, he's not getting away.

>>510631739 (OP)
he didn't tip

>>510638289
Even as a meat shield he will still have knowledge of sensitive information: he can easily map the local defensive line, it's current manpower by rough estimate, supply depot, HQ, ammunition situation. Plenty of things really.
But again, he's a liability and a danger to his own men. He might as well go complete Private Pyle on his local officers.

I really don't think these conscript kidnappings has them sent to the front. They either go to prison, unless Ukraine has some sort of penalty battalion.

Sure.

>>510631739 (OP)
You just know that he got raped in there...

>>510636849
What do you mean? Those men are just rapists, they will gape his tight asshole than dump him naked near a field somewhere.

>>510631911
They will get killed, if they dont bring in people they will get sent themselves, thus why they are aggressive

>>510631739 (OP)
Lmao. Normally these bother me but this one is just funny. Do you think they ordered the food and then ambushed him? Did they eat it afterwards?

>>510631739 (OP)
he wants to make that delivery so bad. that's dedication. deserves a tip.