https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14914161/Pictured-Two-British-gentle-kind-hearted-souls-drowned-Portuguese-hotel-swimming-pool-friends-launch-fundraiser-bring-bodies-home.html

>>510640624 (OP)
POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS

>>510640624 (OP)
two kings

>>510640624 (OP)
that nigga lookin' zesty

Why can't niggers swim?

>>510640624 (OP)
Why can't British people swim?

>>510640624 (OP)
>British

>>510640624 (OP)
>gentle, kind-hearted souls'
add it to the list

>Tragically, the pair lost their lives 'less than 24 hours after arriving,' according to a GoFundMe page set up by friends.

Imagine checking in to your hotel then just up and dying with your gay nigger friend shortly after kek

>>510640624 (OP)
Many such cases. However, nothing of value was lost here.

Muh-Pole almost broke holding that one ugly Nigger down...!

>>510640624 (OP)
>gentle kind hearted souls
Add it to the list!

Also drowning in a pool. Lmao. How the fuck do you even do that??

>gofundme to bring bodies home

Family pathetically cheap. Imagine begging online for something so inexpensive. Disgusting.

>>510640624 (OP)
Truly tragic. Those two British gentlemen carried our proud legacy of imperialism and supremacy everywhere. Now they're lost to the tides.

>>510640863
kek, beat me to it.

>>510641166
Suns out, brits out.

>>510641151
niggers are not known for their swimming talents

>>510641134
Did you strap a boot on the end of your pole...?

>>510641333
Did you know that blacks can drown in as little as a tea spoon of water?

>>510640624 (OP)
last summer two blacks drowned in Swedens youth fotball tournament, the parents back in africa said "they could swim very well" and blamed the swedish goverment because we didn't have indications for the deeper parts of the pools... I mean if you can swim no depth should ever be a concern

>shiet yo dem wyte pipo did et agen to us mayn!
Ahahahhahaha black is wack

>>510640624 (OP)
Why white pypl have giant pits of chemical death traps at every hotel this is just to kill black pyple y'all fuckin evil

>>510640712
Based oldfag

>>510640624 (OP)
>friends-launch-fundraiser-bring-bodies-home.html

Fuck em, and this isn;t even because they're niggers. If these dumb, cheapskate pieces of shit had spent a measly £30 on travel insurance their families would be able to claim the funds through that to repatriate the bodies. Gofundme is full of retards who go on holiday without insurance and get messed up, then can't afford the hospital bills. Fuck every single last one of them.

>>510640624 (OP)
british?

>be black
>have no idea how to swim
>see white people threading water
>it doesn't look so hard
>swandive into the deep end
>die.

>>510640863
Lel

>>510640712
kek

>>510640624 (OP)

>>510640624 (OP)
Classic Bri'ish phenotype

>>510640624 (OP)
Why should I care about some colonizer bucktooth mush and peas irish baby killing twelve bongs past crumpets nigels?

> British
no
> gentle kind hearted
doubt
>souls
lol

>>510640624 (OP)
our water is racist

>>510640624 (OP)
Poor brits

Condolences from America

>>510640624 (OP)
They aren't British

>>510640624 (OP)
Systematic racism

>>510640624 (OP)
Don't ask a White man about his bank account.
Don't ask a White woman her age.
Don't ask a black woman how many kids she has from different fathers.
Don't ask a black man if he can swim.

>>510641578
>20k already raised
Why?

>>510640712
They on the down low.

>>510640624 (OP)
>Drowned in a pool.
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOR.

>>510642200
The look quintessentially British from here.
>according to Tony fuckin' Blair

>>510642675
They also flip depending on what's useful lol.

If white people are being ethnonats, they go
"I'M BRITISH TOO BRUV"

But when they're playing victim, it's
"I'M YORUBA. BRITAIN DOESN'T REPRESENT ME. GIB REPARATIONS"

Shapeshifters.

>gofundme to bring bodies home

so what they just left those niggers floating in the pool?

>>510642200
Wrong. Wypipo stole the achievements of founding Britannia from black kangz.

>dead brits

Who cares? Colonizing bastards

>>510640624 (OP)
>Gentle, kind-hearted souls
Add it to the list
Also niggers can't swim lmao

Spain is exporting rockfish now lol

>>510640712
heheheh

>>510640624 (OP)
The tragedy is that it wasn't a bigger pool packed with niggers.

>>510641385
>Did you know that blacks can drown in as little as a tea spoon of water?
No, but I believe it.

>>510640624 (OP)
You need to be special needs person if you drown in a hotel's swimming pool lmao.

>>510640624 (OP)
>as friends launch fundraiser
YEEEE BOIIIII WE FINNA EAT TONITE YAHERD

>>510640624 (OP)
How do you drown in a swimming pool? Either just stand up or doggie paddle to the shallow end.

we wuz swimming and shit

>>510640624 (OP)
I lidderally just read the BBC article and said to myself "I hope it was just niggers". Nice.

>>510642409
>anonymous donations
money laundering

>>510645068
>>510644950
Niggers cannot swim. They're that retarded. Terrified of water.

>>510640624 (OP)
how the fuck do you even drown in a hotel pool? I get the "they can't swim" meme, but were they also midgets?

>>510645259
Carribean ones do know how to swim though.

>>510640624 (OP)
>gentle kind hearted souls
added to the list?

>>510641578
>Your light will never fade

Man people write the most dramatic eulogies for people who died in a needless, silly way.

God needed his angel back, so he sent a Lego brick for them to choke on.

>>510640712
>>510640624 (OP)
Should've called for /b/lack up

>>510640775
I have several diverted different theories
>no evolutionary incentive to learn to swim
>bones too heavy and not conducive to buoyancy
>They're monkeys, and monkeys don't like water
And my personal belief
>niggers don't understand states of matter. They don't understand water, ice, snow, fire, etc.
They only understand SOLID ground. When niggers drown, they don't even attempt to cup their hands and tread water. They try to climb the water like a tree (tying back to the money theory). When a nigger is on fire, he doesn't try to stop drop and roll or snuff out the flame. He tries to OUTRUN the fire. Other niggers surround him and try to HIT the fire. Their ape-brains are too stupid to conceptualize anything other than solid matter

Pools are institutionalized racism

>>510640863
Spring break youngsters
Pairs
Park goers
Lunchtime rowdies
Youths
Strangers
Joggers
Teens
Minors
Gentle giant
Hide and seekers
Cyclists
Fiery but mostly peaceful protesters
Troublemakers
Kids
Partygoers
Teenagers
Nighttime partiers
Hostile people
Juveniles
Urban demographics
Security risks
At-risk vulnerable communities
Under-served communities
Diversity
Disadvantaged populations
People of color
Red SUV
Difficult conditions
Beloved homeless man
Masked assailants
Person of interest
Convicted felon
Scholar
Musical genius
Gifted athlete
People of the global majority
College professors
Aspiring rappers
Church goers
Social and economic factors
Hooligans
Pranksters
Mayors
Parolees
Hoodlums
Protesters
Youngsters
Desperate residents
Brutes

>>510645913
Joyriders
Suspect
Smoke detector chirp
Looters
Sliders
Ex-Con
AI
Hysteria
Rowdy wolfpack
Juggers
Tearful teen
Heartless mugger
Diverse side of town
Nightlife scene
Older kids
Freak accident
This generation
Bullies
Machete bandits
Budget cuts
Depraved motorists
Youths and adults of highest promise
Savages
Intruder
Cultural enricher
Students
Machete-wielding madmen
Straphanger
Gifted and talented students
Pint-sized career burglar
Ruffians
Unknown vehicle
Few bad actors
Community activists
Street performers
Birdwatchers
Bus passengers
Unhappy customers
Scholarship recipients
Troubled young man
Former NFL player
Dog owners
Parade shooting suspects
Unwilling jurors
Adults
Teen activist
Rampant shoplifting
Man on parole
Missouri mom
Suspected driver

>>510641578
The grift never ends with nigger mammy's
>have 7 kids to get gibs
>all 7 kids are hustling and stealing and giving mammy money
>one kid will inevitably get killed, so mammy inevitably starts calling lawyers and setting up go fund me
>mammy now on the news crying from her new mansion, wearing gaudy nigger fashion

>>510645962
Squatters
Caregivers
Wheel bandits
Group
Wigs and weaves
Crime surge
Gang violence
SUV driver
Partiers
Unruly fan
Agitators
Little rascals
Apple accountant
Young people
Warmer temperatures
Thug
Inner City
Law and Order
Welfare queen
You people
Personal responsibility
Handouts
Socialism
Marxist
Affirmative Action
Chicago
Urban
Critical race theory
Woke
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion
Critical Race Theory
Victim
Victim mentality
Per Capita
Race baiter
Quota
Entitlements
Un-American
Democratic Plantation
Fatherless
Detroit
Low IQ
Should've complied
Misogynistic men
Not yet identified suspects
Random NYC attacks
Genius student
Criminal families
Georgia man
Street takeover

>>510646000
Large teen gatherings
Mother's boyfriend
Fiend
Atlantic City Democrat Mayor
School Superintendent
Violence-plagued communities
Priority neighborhoods
Elementary school teacher
Adult customer
Church helper
Massive goon
Registered sex offender
Crew
McDonald's Whacko
Teen squatters
Brick throwing vandal
Homeless man
Misogynistic maniac
Male who was carrying two bags
Embark passenger
Ticking time bomb teen
Deceased shooting suspect
Carnival chaos
Unruly crowds
Unconscious man
Former Ohio State defensive back
Usual suspect
Classroom sucker puncher
On our radar
Earth castles
Bronx man
Artist
Chicago teachers union
Preferential treatment
Street takeover
Trans-identified male
Female students
Furious family members
Maniac
Burglar
Eighteen year old
Self-confessed woke judge
Warlord
Knife wielding sicko
Anti-Israel agitator
Savage monster
Thirteen year old girl
Amazon worker
American national
Callous trio

>>510646042
High school janitor
Tiktoker
Home intruder with a long rap sheet
Justice-impacted individuals
Cannabis smoking teenager
Creep with long rap sheet
Winery employee
DEI Deans
White Supremacy
Invisible
Studies professor
Deranged nut
Armed robber
Chicago man
Unruly teens
Hordes
Carjacking horror
Las Vegas driver
Birthday block party
Uptown man
Scooter riding suspects
Random act of violence
Young couple
Career criminal
Self confessed 'career criminal'
Wendy's employee
Crippling crime wave
3rd world levels
Doordash driver
Gunman
Killer
Pure evil
Felons
McDonald's employee
Madman
Juneteenth celebration
Political violence
Revelers
Thieving protege
Election worker
Individuals who appear to be teenagers
Strip of despair
Reparations
Crime-ridden ward
Juneteenth shooters
Illegal alien
Circuit court judge
Drunk girls from Tampa
Mass brawl
Block parties

>>510646078
Gun violence
Little Caesar's pizza shop customer
Uber passenger
Daycare worker
Texas teen
Ex-boyfriend
Troubled childhood
Ex-cons
Illegal immigrant
Men of African appearance
Overachieving pervert
Quiet choirboy
Pint-sized muggers
Vile couple
12 year-old
College wrestling star
Cop car jumping
Haitian migrant
Washington Post journalist
Incompetent
Gangbangers
CRT
Haitians
Respect the flag
Democrat-run
Accused killer
Roving bandits
Perpetrator
Heartless thief
Irate seatmate
Vicious passerby
Feces attack suspect
Local teens
Mom and daughter
Unlicensed driver
1st grader
Lawless zone
Teen gunman
Assailant
Knock-out game
Shouting man
Unprovoked attack
Gangland horror
Group of youths
River tuber
Philly teenagers
Penge rapper
Waffle House
Crime
Parolee with long criminal history

>>510642764
Of course, look at their color. Nothing can be the Africans fault and everything is owed to him.

>>510646127
Religious leaders
Spring break mayhem
Criminal justice activist
Thugs
Degenerates
African nationals
Violent mob
Ringleader
Road rage
Boys
Random ambush
Mississippi teenager
Florida teenager
Two groups of people
Jugging robbery
Random criminal
Bike-peddling gunman
Vandals
Airline worker
Florida woman
Unhinged NYC college professor
Teens getting rowdy
Teenagers causing chaos
Georgia woman
School shooter
Mass shooter
Alleged gunman
Men seen in video vowing to kill White people
Bronx teen
NYC muggers
Food deserts
BLM rioter
School board member
Man in public street
Drunk driver
Graffiti vandal
Liberal professor of women's and gender studies
Brazen sex offender
Detroit women
Anger management
Catcallers
Random attack
Baltimore residents
Nursing home worker
Man with aggressive dog
Rioters
Serial bank robber
Miami UPS worker
Healthcare worker
Popeye's stabbing suspect

>>510645734
>They try to climb the water like a tree
Fucking Kek

>>510646167
Watermelon thief
Group of people with guns
Ice cream licker
Church member
Arson suspect
Well-mannered boyfriend
Pedophile
Strippers
Cop killer
Racial motivated kidnappers
Babysitter
Granny
Walmart employee
Briton
Safety concerns
Subway dancer
Random subway shover
Chilean crime syndicate
Drug taking student
Certain customers
Road rage ruffians
Mother
Entitled carwash patron
Southport killer
Man accused of hacking someone to death with an axe and eating part of the victim's brain and an eyeball
Culprits
Huge brawl
Missouri firefighter
DEI activist
Virginia highschool runner
19 year old high school freshmen
18 wheeler driver
Good kid
Cold hearted teens
Patient
Good boy
Contract driver
Rochester men
Asylum seeker
Hotheaded youngsters
Mercedes suspect
Shameless politician
Baseball usher
BLM influencer
Cannibal
Flower selling teen
Playmate
Lost DoorDash driver
Random bullet
Wanted suspect

>>510645268
ex-lifeguard here, once people who can't swim accidentally go to a deep part of the pool they freak out, tense up while in a vertical position - the most dangerous position you can be in - and paddle in a way that doesn't help them float, it's more common than you think.

>>510646304
Negro exhaustion
BMW driver
Tension outside of the courthouse
Florida man
Neighbor
Jackson Mississippi water director
Food Network show winner
Delaware teen
Rowdy crowd of fairgoers
Dallas sniper
Deranged stranger
Perp
Serial killer
Wisconsin man
Liberian man
Louisiana teen
Brutal carjacking
Alleged prison escapees
Man having bowel emergency
Demons
3 suspects
Ranting man
Long Island railroad passenger
State Fair mob
Miami riot
Man making anti-White remark
Jackson, Mississippi water crisis
Principal
Pennsylvania man
French rapper
Deputy
Knife wielding brute
Greatest strength
13 year old kid selling flowers
Gentle, kind hearted souls

>>510646260
No, he's right and it's honestly sad.
>>510646078
>>510646042
>>510646000
>>510645962
>>510645913
>>510646167
>>510646127
Just incredible.

>>510641494
>british?
ish

Hold up. British black people dont know how to swim as well? Thatd be wild if it was true.

>>510645913
>Lunchtime rowdies
My favourite

>>510640775
sickle cell

>>510642771
would you want to touch a dead gay nigger's body? CAPTCHA: GAGXP

>>510646335
Came here for this. Take swim lessons, black people.

>>510646260
It's true tho. Watch ANY video of a nigger drowning. They are trying to climb out of the water like it's a tree

>>510640624 (OP)
im confused.. it says that neither of them drink. how did they drown in the pool?
i know black people aren't strong swimmers, but it's a pool they could of just walked on the bottom or something.
hope we get some cctv

>>510640775
Lower bone density affecting buoyancy

>>510640624 (OP)
> gentle, kind-hearted souls
ADD IT TO THE LIST
TO THE LIST!

>>510641151
>Also drowning in a pool. Lmao. How the fuck do you even do that??
it takes a calm and intelligent mind to realize that worst case scenario you could sink to the bottom and then jump up to get air

>>510640624 (OP)
> The friends from Ipswich, named as King Edonmi and his 27-year-old pal Mo
He wuz King!
HE WUZ KING!

>>510646839
Hippos are heavy as shit and they swim great
What's niggers' excuse?

>>510640712

So if you are like 20 years old and can't swim is it even possible to learn at that point? I never was taught how to swim..i just did it when young and i'm a very strong swimmer. If lunchtime rowdies are ever chasing me i'm going into the drink to get away.

>>510645486
aint it something. and usually its by people claiming to be religious. meanwhile, "Psalm 37:25 KJV — I have been young, and now am old; yet have I not seen the righteous forsaken, nor his seed begging bread."
>they were such good people
>etc
always. seems to me most people have no idea what righteousness is.

gay nigger phenotype KEK
also
>British
uhuh

>>510641578
> bright lives
ADD IT TO THE LIST!

> bright
KEK

>>510645734
Holy fuck that actually makes a ton of sense.

>>510640624 (OP)
Swimming takes effort,
Floating takes calmness.
I rest my case,
as negro's are lazy.

>>510640624 (OP)
>british, gentle, kind hearted souls
List it?

>rich tourists sink
How pity. Such tragedy.

>>510640624 (OP)
We'll do it again

>>510640775
Chimpanzees cant swim either

>>510640624 (OP)
Two african kangz no less

they were 69ing in the pull and drowned lol

Every time a black person dies at least three online fundraisers are born

>>510647398

>>510640624 (OP)
Two dead niggers doesn't sound like any kind of tragedy to me.

>>510640712
fpbp

>>510640624 (OP)
>Two-British-gentle-kind-hearted-souls
Hey, suck that nigger dick a little harder faggots.

>>510646335
+ "Bright lives" >>510641578

>>510640624 (OP)
Why are we accepting tourists from non-White countries? These British men should have stayed in their homeland instead of coming here.

>>510645068
This
How deep was the water?
I MUST know this answer

British men drown in pools in Spain/Portugal all the time. I guess they had integrated well into British society and were drunk and jumped off a balcony into the pool.

>>510641494
>british?

I don't see any British people neither anon.

>Donations

Is anybody not a fucking grifter now?

>>510640832
This

>>510647127
blacks cant learn how to swim. they can learn how to drown with style but not swim. They cant relax in water sufficient to not be rockfish. I went through crazy swim training run by naval special warfare fags and there were two nogs that started showing up for a while. once a week they would do remedial training where anyone that wanted to futger develop their technique could stay a couple hours later than the main course. the nogs always stayed and they simply couldnt do it. They could swim better than most people at thay point because they did in fact learn the movements necessary but regardless of that by the time theyd reach the other end of the 50m pool theyd be trending a foot below the surface and have to do an additional stroke to push themselves upwards for air.

further, though they knew the techniques proper execution requires minimal exertion, these strokes are for marathon swimming so maintaining endurance is crucial, and anyone using those strokes will look like a ballerina under water, very graceful, they instead would look like they were fighting the water.

The idea that they can actually learn to swim requires that we are the same but we are not.

>>510645734
This is a proper approximation of the unfathomable stupidity of niggers.

>>510646304
>Watermelon thief
kek

>>510641063
Imagine being the pool boy who has to clean that up
>British boy shows up
>Drowns
>Immediately have to clean pool again

>>510640624 (OP)
they don't look british?

>>510640624 (OP)
>drown in a swimming pool
hail natural selection

>>510647846
I already added 'British' to The List. Do i really need to remove it now?

>>510640624 (OP)
>british

>>510642764
>They also flip depending on what's useful lol.
>If white people are being ethnonats, they go
>"I'M BRITISH TOO BRUV"
>But when they're playing victim, it's
>"I'M YORUBA. BRITAIN DOESN'T REPRESENT ME. GIB REPARATIONS"
>Shapeshifters.

The easiest question is to ask about war.

>Would you fight for the country if you were drafted?
>No I'm not from here, I'm from {insert country} I'd go back there

>>510641395
Here nafris niggers and jeets drown in rivers every other week

>>510640624 (OP)
Apes can't swim

>>510640624 (OP)
20k goal? To bring dead niggers from Portugal to the UK. Why is it so much? Whoever started the fundraiser will probably spend most of that on crack.

>>510647039
Hippos don't really swim, they just walk along the bottom of the river

>>510640624 (OP)
> They were non-drinkers
Okay.

> The came back from a party in the early morning hours
Where they drank chamomile tea only. Not gonna lie: they didn't even smoke a joint or two.

> decided to take a bath in the dark pool
Like any other sober mind would do.

>>510648417
But they can swim, even better than elephants who also can swim.

>>510640712
Portuguese hotel
>hotel
HABBO?!?

>>510641578
>King

>>510640624 (OP)
Just donated

>>510648417
They absolutely swim, you daft cunt. Okay new example. HORSES can swim. And they have HOOVES. Make another excuse for niggers

>>510647127
Bro you literally just breathe at a medium-slow pace and cup your hands into little fins. How does a fucking adult white human not know how to fucking swim. Oh wait- you are brown. Got it

>>510640624 (OP)
>THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT WHITE PEOPLE
Yes :^)

>>510640712
fpbp
everyone else should lurk more