Lets be honest here how many of you do this? I saw a faceberg post with over 1000 comments and they all said they do this and rub their balls and smell it too.

Is this really going on in society? Is everything in public covered in doodoo germs? Everyone is sticking their fingers up their ass and smelling it all the time?

I enjoy letting my ejaculate ferment inside my foreskin. It creates delicious, complex aromas

>>510645930 (OP)
I think its evolutionary. Your stool tells a lot about your health and what's going on (diet, etc). Detecting a change in your usual aroma is probably a way to know something is wrong.

>>510646262
t.

>>510646262
>delicious, aromas
So, do you smell It and taste It?

>>510646396
Nigger just like use a thermometer theres no reason for people to be sticking their fingers in their butt and smelling it. Like what do they think they're gonna do smell their ass and be like "hmm I need more calcium in my diet" nigga get real

>>510646641
Yes, but also the smell triggers a taste sensation

>>510646723
>a thermometer tells everything
ah yeah i guess that's why they can just check your temp to make sure you don't have parasites or IBS

>>510645930 (OP)
were you born yesterday? some verification requires a visual inspection and other times necessitates olfactory testing to be certain of what is between your cheeks. im not letting some one else do this job and i refuse robot.

>>510646723
>>510645930 (OP)
You know that bellcurve meme? You're right in the middle.

>>510645930 (OP)
I'll rub the back of my ear and sniff it, but I have an IQ of 152.
Anyone that sniffs their crotch is a retard nigger.

>>510645930 (OP)
good morning sar

>>510645930 (OP)
i have long theorized that the body calibrates itself according to poop/fart and ball smells. thats why your farts smell like roses but other peoples farts don't, because your body/brain wants to encourage you to take a sample, just a taste, like a rat nibbling new foods to make sure its not poison. your body will calibrate itself according to what it senses when it gather's data about poop/balls

>>510648974
this is another important self calibration smell zone

>>510648974
same but I'm retarded
why do the backs of my ears become absolutely disgusting despite washing frequently? I've taken to putting rolled up bits of toilet paper behind my ears to absorb some of the stink, especially if I wear headphones

>>510649186
It's not your theory, it's been quite established that farts are a sort of diagnostic. If it bothers you, something is wrong, if it doesn't, all is well.
Hence why no kne has any need to sniff their own crotch. Just fart, there ya go. All the info you need.

>>510649489
Do you wear glasses, or otherwise anything that rests on your ears?
If so, there is your answer.

>>510648974
I haven't bathed in 3 days, nor can I afford air conditioning. I can smell my crotch and ass right now without even touching them.
Currently using the McDonalds wifi, just chillin cause they got AC in here

>>510649502
ball calibration science may be lagging behind for now, but give it time. the truth will out

>>510645930 (OP)
I only smell women's assholes.

>>510645930 (OP)
>Is this really going on in society? Is everything in public covered in doodoo germs? Everyone is sticking their fingers up their ass and smelling it all the time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv1dl4QAFRQ

Speaking as a German, are you sure you want to know?

>>510649186
My farts have always bothered me and smelling other peoples smells has always got me thinking there's rotten decaying flesh chunks in the AC system of just about every building I've set foot in. I can't imagine what other people would smell like if they didn't frequently bathe and perfume themselves. I'm pretty sure they're all excreting corn syrup and chicken grease and that's feeding the colonies of joyous bacteria that everyones covered in.

>>510645930 (OP)
I usually do 2-3 times a month my underwear a sniff check

>>510648974
I do this daily and I also dont sniff my own asshole

>>510645930 (OP)
I shower daily, I need not check if I smell.

>>510645930 (OP)
>Is this really going on in society?
maybe not our society but we've all seen the video of that guy in India, in the middle of the street...

>>510649502
So we have confirmed the same thing can happen from fart smelling so the people rubbing their asshole with their finger and smelling it are all disgusting and retarded poop fetishists confirmed.

>>510645930 (OP)
I only do this before I shower. It's like checking the dipstick on your oil. Does anything seem off? Body smells can unironically show abnormalities, including cancer and diabetes.

>>510651784
yeah but im pretty sure you cant self diagnose cancer by sticking ur finger in ur ass and smelling it

>>510645930 (OP)
I check my poo but never ever gotten close to this. What the fuck. What's there to smell unless you shat yourself?

>>510651699
Look at OP's personally taken pic, he probably knows the guy in your webm.

>>510645930 (OP)
It's for hygiene reasons. After a good scratch I want to know if I should wash my hands or not, if I can smell dooky from a few inches away I should probably wash but if I dont smell dooky until its right under my nose then I'm good to continue on with my day

>>510645930 (OP)
one time during corona/covid I disinfected an entire load of groceries for grandma. sprayed it, wiped it down. the panic level back then was crazy.
but jettification means that is the future. every surface, door handle, railing, item at the supermarket, everything everyone can interact with will be laced with their feces.
this is why I will never go to canada again.

>>510645930 (OP)
rubbing your balls and smelling your hand after is not the same as rubbing your asshole and smelling that. unless you're a total faggot and already acclimatized to touching your asshole on a regular basis

if your balls don't have a nice smell after not showering for 2-3 days or more, you might be a nigger

>>510652303
jeet just wash

so what health conditions can you identify from smelling ur balls?

also if any of this is true then why dont doctors have an ass sniffer to identify diseases when you go in for a checkup?

>>510645930 (OP)
Why would you need to do this unless you wipe like some third worlder. Though I must admit I like taking whiffs of my nose while squeeze-rubbing it.

Germans have a poop deck for inspecting their shit

They are light years ahead of us

>>510645930 (OP)
Cunts think I'm overkill with the rate I wash my hands and don't shake hands or only eat after a shower but the fact is the majority of surfaces are smeared with human shit and the amount of people that haven't learned basic hygiene is astounding. I had a guy tell me a joke that hinged on the fact that he thinks the average man has shit caked boxer shorts more often than not. Like if you have streaks of shit on your clothes after a day how do you look at yourself in the mirror?