You're on Epstein Island and someone wearing this costume walks up behind you, catching you off guard.

What do you do?

>>510648452 (OP)
JFC imagine being a tight supple 18yo and having your butthole btfo by BVLL penis

>>510648525
More than likely, it was some 40-50 yr old politician or celebrity that got caught wandering around.

>>510648452 (OP)
Probably get assraped based on the image and situation.

>>510648836
Anything could happen.
Once he catches you, you have to do whatever he says until he gets bored and moves on to the next victim.

I pretend to not mind

>>510648452 (OP)
Well seeing that Epstein's island is a den of demons. I would openly summon my demons to kill it, or it could surrender to me to be used as fusion fodder.

>>510648452 (OP)
Holy shit is it actually happening? Is everything finally coming out?! HahahahaAAAHAHA

>>510648452 (OP)
> t. Roger Stone

>>510648452 (OP)
Remind the man not to wear the ritual costume outside of the ceremonies so Baal Hammon doesn't think we're mocking him when he does retarded shit while dressed as him.

>>510648452 (OP)
kvetching
>wwhat are you doing g-goy?

>>510648452 (OP)
Ummmm guys... wasn't Stephen King on the list?

>>510649496
Weapons are confiscated upon arrival on the island.

Why i would fix my costume in that mirror

I need to create a very specific gore scenario that i will remember for the rest
Of
My
Life.

>>510648452 (OP)
"do you mind?!?!"

>>510648452 (OP)
>Is that a Richard Nixon tattoo?

>>510648452 (OP)
Nothing personnel kid.

>>510650502
I have defeated the maze and the labrynth.

>>510648452 (OP)
You mess with the BVLL
You get the horns simple AS

>>510651464
Ariadnes thread brought that post to me

The post that ended The Minotaurs Hunt

>>510650264
Don't be ridiculous. The only way a /pol/ack would arrive would be by paddling a dinghy over in the dead of night. We used to game this stuff out, you know.

>>510648452 (OP)
DarkThunder.....??! Is that you?

>>510648452 (OP)
I'm telling mom!

>>510649912
Guaranteed Stephen King has never liked Trump but unprompted he decides to throw his two cents in there and try to say that the Epstein list is like the tooth fairy or Santa Claus.

>what a weird thing to say steven

>>510648452 (OP)
I reload an earlier save and make different choices.

>>510649496
How am I gonna fuck the kids BLOODY if I don't have me knife? Epstein you lil fuck...I hope they suicide you in the future with your stupid rules

>>510648452 (OP)
>DO YOU MIND???

>>510648452 (OP)
i cum instantly.

>>510650264
>change rules on the fly
welp this scenario is peak gay.
June was last month.

BVLLMAN comes up behind you: AYO whiteboi you gon' suck on THIS DIH

how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>510651987
>Dick Restored

>>510648452 (OP)
>NOT FUNNY, DONALD

>>510652087
You came to this island to fuck kids not larp as Zorro. Put the knife in the basket before I put the BVLL on your ass.

>>510652107
"okay"

>>510648452 (OP)
Ain't gonna rape me in a utility shed, Mr. Roger Stone.

>>510648452 (OP)
>Unsheathes Theseus

>>510652087
>lol ill just stab them!
You have no imagination.

Stabbing the BVLL with that pocket butter knife only makes his BVLL penis harder

>>510648452 (OP)
nothing because the epstein files are a hoax kek

>>510650264
Yeah, sure, if that's what they told you.

>>510648452 (OP)
If it's just a pedo in a costume, I'd rip the head off and beat the shit out them. If it's a real minotaur, I'm fucked.

Sometimes one has to grab the Bull by the horns in such situations.

>>510648452 (OP)
I would have a heart to heart with him.

>>510648452 (OP)
*Bang bang bang*
*Pause*
>me screeching high pitched: Oh shit hes reaching for his cock!
*Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang*
Only now has my first magazine been delpeted on my 16+1 striker fired handgun.

>>510648452 (OP)
Immediately start sucking his BBC. What a hot minotaur.

>>510648452 (OP)
DO YOU MIND?

>>510651902
This.
>bluh bluh bluh tooth fairy and Santa Claus
>nigger you weren't even in the conversation

>>510649404
Based SMTchad

>>510648452 (OP)
“Haha oh shit my bad Bibi, you startled me for a second there hehe. You enjoying the show sir? We’re about to eat some Chinese, but we also have Ukrainian if you don’t wanna get food poisoning.”

Baphomet is the religion that Cocks are the supreme intelligence.

But he cannot manifest his powers in reality. Only mentally.

>>510648452 (OP)
>P-please Mr Trump, I'm only 13, the girl from Slovenia, Melania, is into this shit

>>510648452 (OP)
Wrestle with him while half naked, like my ancestors

>>510652188
>>Ass destroyed.

>>510653165
He can make mentality seem like reality, if certain blood sacrifices are made

But Jesus can create families by his own sacrifice, for he died willingly as a pure virgin

>>510653212
bro, just get full naked, your ancestors were full naked, rock hard, and had 6 and a half inches in their mouth.

>>510650264
Jokes on him, I shoved it up my cornhole.
Check and mate.

>>510649496
>first slav ITT pulls out a knife
You're all stereotypes.

>>510648452 (OP)
I remember that i put wirst leg and tome of town portal in my horadric cube, and due to that fact the epstein client list is subject to my corpse explosion lwvel 25, very large radius, i destroy all the blackmail pedo jannoids with one cast and then they all asplode too
Victory through asplosions

>>510648452 (OP)

>>510651902
All these never trumper republicans and liberals like king all either supporting Trump and or trying to downplay something. Fucking crazy

>>510648452 (OP)
My first action would probably be to stop masturbating

>>510648452 (OP)
ask him
>you want this?
pointing at the toddler sticking on my dick

>>510648452 (OP)
Smite them all in the name of glourious King of Gods Indra and save all the kids.

>>510654816
Congrats you just made the bull angry by having a nonbroke dick and now he lusts to fist you instead

>>510648452 (OP)
stick my thumb in my mouth and ass in the air of course.

>>510653500
You are right, I've been foolish
WE MVST RETVRN

>>510648452 (OP)
Oh fuck, they got furries here too!
OWO

>>510650264
>>510648452 (OP)
by zeus's beard they've unleashed the minotaur!
almost as bad as the giant snails!

>>510651902
This
I was skeptical until that happened, lol.

>>510648452 (OP)
>What do you do?
Drop my pant down and spread my buttcheeks, and tell him to be gentle.

>>510656407
The bull ignores you
He only wants to break heathy dicks, to prove a point

>>510656503
I thougth he wants to break healthy sphincters

>>510656646
Thats just collateral damage

>>510656872
Im ready for all the colateral damage that is needed

>>510657091
See this why the bull thinks your one of his and leaves you alone

Cut loose

>>510657155
>See this why the bull thinks your one of his and leaves you alone
Co-posterior damage too baby wooohooo butt party hahahahah

>>510657403
Yes. Why do you think he wears a mask

>>510648452 (OP)
ok but for real after reading the original thread i thought that this could be interesting for a new horror game idea

helps that almost everyones a fucking freak now

>>510648452 (OP)

Imediate dropkick attack

>>510656503
I got news for ya, it means you’re gay>>510656407

>>510657479
>Yes. Why do you think he wears a mask
Obviously jews.

>>510648452 (OP)
fly away with my icarus wings, carefully avoiding flying to high

>>510648452 (OP)
Sacrifice the god damned bull, that's all king Minos had to do. Fucking simple as. What kind of plebian question is this?

>>510648452 (OP)
Decapitation strike.
Fuck all available holes until I pass out.
Big spoon with the corpse to assert dominance.

>>510648836
/this
I would try to open my anus as wide as possible, perfectly knowing that it will contract very hard as soon as the penetration starts to push through, and it will be very painful.

Then I’ll prepare to play dead and focus on recover from the damages of the butt-raping as fast as possible. Then forget I had to go through this until another OP posts a thread like this

>>510648525
kill yourself jew, spare yourself the horror of people hunting you down and shooting you repeatedly while you beg for life.

>>510658246
Its a fascinating religion to study

>>510648452 (OP)

>>510648452 (OP)
Im still upset they killed Jeffrey. He said he was gonna get me a gf.

>>510652528
And you have the survival instincts of a woman.
You will not survive.

>>510648452 (OP)
Imagine being a 14 kid getting to sing as a teen idol and getting raped by a black midget called Pee Diddy

>>510649533
Do you mind?

>>510648452 (OP)
> You're on Epstein Island
No, I'm not. Look up the flight protocols!

>>510662844
God damn im sick of seeing these ugly heebs everywhere.

>>510648452 (OP)
Falcon punch, obviously.

>>510648452 (OP)
Say, What's up there Slick Willy Clinton

>>510663851
>>510663851
Christ redfield style.

>>510662113
It really is. It is a complete travesty that our kids don't get exposed to this.

>>510648452 (OP)

>Fuck off, Roger, or I'll hit you like a stone!

>>510648452 (OP)
When in Rome. If ya'know what I mean ;)

>>510648452 (OP)

>>510649523
this was already well known

>>510648452 (OP)
Kick him repeatedly in the balls. Simple as.

>>510648452 (OP)
lol pokemon no des

>>510654397
This has so many layers

>>510648452 (OP)
Do a 360 and walk away

>>510648452 (OP)
You kidnapped the wrong guy for a sacrificial ritual, motherfucker! I was the Bull Orphnoch this whole time! Now you and your friends are about to become ground beef!

>>510652853
You know how they say, it's better to beat off a minotaur, than to be beatean by the minotaur.

>>510648452 (OP)
Yank his tail up and impregnate him.

>>510648452 (OP)
>*unzips dick
>*wipes mouth with an entire toddler then tosses it aside
>Sup nigga...U wan talk sum shit

>>510648452 (OP)
fucking furries

>>510652755
This. Imagine surrendering to some weird 50 plus year old faggot because he is LARPing and wearing a gay animal head.

>>510648452 (OP)
wtf bro!!

>>510663483
This almost certainly happened to Justin Bieber, poor bastard.

>>510648452 (OP)
Oh, hello Donald! Didn't see you there

>>510650264
I think they wouldn't let me on that island because my body is a weapon.
Now, if that bull faggot had a handgun, I might reconsider.

>>510648452 (OP)
>What do you do?
probably get jumpscared, and then instinctively kill the idiot

>>510650264
kek, gl with that
i am the weapon