SAFE AND EFFECTIVE

I see you, fake round earth

red bull didnt give him wings

>>510652332 (OP)
for some reason I missed the paragliding part and just thought he'd been run over by a drunk italian man on a fiat panda, like Nikki Hayden.

>>510652463

>>510652465
A much better way to go

The thing that annoyed me about the Felix Baumgartner jump was that if he'd really been committed to doing the biggest jump possible, he should have climbed up on top of his capsule and jumped from there, instead of just dropping out the door.

I remember watching this live with 4chan, someone was streaming it and putting music over it while he was ascending for hours.
I'm sure there are plenty of vaxx casualties but I don't think it's unbelievable that a guy like this just died by having his body collide with the Earth if I'm being honest.
RIP

>>510652332 (OP)
better to burn out than fade away

>>510652332 (OP)
ok?
the only austrian that ever mattered died 80 years ago.
rest in piss redbull fag

>Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Such an idiot. I have zero respect or sympathy for him.

S

>>510652332 (OP)
Is that the faggot from chapo trap house?

>>510652332 (OP)
>bum gartner
Good grief.

>paragliding accident
>was it the vaccine?

lol ok anon.

>>510652992
He wasn't even doing any wild shit, it was just paragliding. One shouldn't needlessly tempt fate, if you're going to take risks, it has to be for a worthwhile purpose.

>>510652463
CARLOS!

I'd at least have changed my last name before I died.

>>510652332 (OP)
POWERFUL demise for sexy white man.

>>510653197
we've seen weirder.

>>510653208
>just paragliding
It's still dangerous and unnecessary. Why would any sane person do such thing?

>>510652463
Lel

>>510652723
>he should have climbed up on top of his capsule and jumped from there
It would have been a dangerous maneuver. Imagine if he had slipped and fallen from such a height.

>>510653560
You're a shitskin if you have to ask that. Stupid shitskin turk mutt. White men live on the edge unlike us. Way to give yourself away, shitskin

>>510652748
I watched it live but not that stream and I just remember being hype as fuck about it, not sure why lol

>>510652332 (OP)
F
RIP in peace

>>510653560
You're reminding me of the third worlders who are always asking why white people like to climb mountains and other seemingly useless and dangerous activities. Would you happen to be a third worlder?

>>510652332 (OP)

FAFO
don’t fuck with mRNA anons

>>510653867
Wow what a beutiful day in London

>>510653867
>>510653691
I'm whiter than either of you. Taking unnecessary risks without any reward in return is a low intelligence trait.

>>510652332 (OP)
Another dumb globohomo puppet dead. Guess he didn't fly so good.

>>510653197
He clearly got a case of acute myocarditis mid flight, therefore.. the vaccine killed him.

>>510654057
Indeed, even the rain is getting great replaced over there

>>510654083
Of course, it's hard to get a tan when you never leave your goon cave.

>>510652463

kek

>>510654280
There are shitskins everywhere outside, staying inside is the smart move these days.

>Local reports said his craft landed in a swimming pool at a holiday resort, leaving one girl on the ground injured. Felix is understood to have complained of feeling unwell while his paraglider was airborne, losing control of the craft shortly after. The girl hit by his paraglider was rushed to hospital, but is not in a serious condition.
Kek.

>>510652332 (OP)
VAXX STATUSSs???s??

>>510652332 (OP)
F

>>510652463
too soon

>>510653606
kek

>>510652332 (OP)
>paragliding
>accident
When you strap yourself to nothing but a set of carbon fiber wings Made in China(tm), and jump from a cliff, I think your death is beyond an accident. Brother, you're going deep into purposeful territory.

Now, slipping in the shower is an accident. Thinking you're smart enough to do your own home electrical work... also an accident. Having information about the Clinton's satanic rituals involving trafficked children, most definitely an accident.

R.I.P. Herr Treegardener

>>510654083
you're a slavic mutt

>can jump from the the stratosphere to Earth no problem
>Dies from a paragliding accident
That's like diving to the bottom of the Mariana Trench and then drowning in a kiddie pool.

>>510655193
At least my dick is uncut.

>>510654083
its usually a younger mans game to do such things but he was still fit....until he wasnt and crashed. the reward is the experience of making the flight safely, of being skilled enough to do it properly and make a good landing, of having (probably) climbed up with all your gear and then flown back down to a nice drinking session at a pretty little bar on the lake front. stuff like that.

>>510656642
I would never do something like that. Sounds retaeded.

White people can't handle the pressure of extreme situations if they don't occur in 100% controlled environments.
Only Indians and Africans can master these situations.

>>510652332 (OP)
someone should have educated him about no pussy no jump, unless he was a sexhaver then i would advise him to a backflip

>>510656995
yeah i know, stuff like this always looks retarded to every one else who isn't into it. i just understand the mentality because i was into a few of these kinds of dangerous activities in my teens and twenties....until about 32 as i think about it. its about gaining mastery, facing the challenge, pushing the limits, all that kind of thing. i kind of respect him being fit enough to keep doing this stuff into his mid 50s but perhaps he should have been looking after his kids/grandkids etc and maybe stopped with the super risky stuff.

anyway, he went out doing what he loved i guess. probably had a great hike to the summit of some beautiful Alp, saw the best view on earth then got to feel the plunge off the top one last time before likely dying pretty quickly of a heart attack. not such a bad way to go.

>>510654420
You're actually making sense. It's also a good way to not get arrested by the police forces for being too white.

>>510657152
Damn, how many indians are in Switzerland now?

>>510652332 (OP)
Nice fisheye lens.

>>510652723
>The thing that annoyed me about the Felix Baumgartner jump was that if he'd really been committed to doing the biggest jump possible, he should have climbed up on top of his capsule and jumped from there, instead of just dropping out the door.

What about the death spiral that they quickly cut away from?

>>510653560
>Guy with German flag complaining about risk taking
Only non-whites are this risk adverse. You're literally a Turk.

>>510652332 (OP)
the man, the legend, the death wish.

>>510652332 (OP)
How is that an accident? He was doing dumb shit and died.

>>510660041
he didn't mean to die

>>510652332 (OP)
f

>>510660883
yeah that's why i'm getting a hysterectomy

>>510652332 (OP)
>>510654053
>>510652332 (OP)
As far as I know he was openly right wing and anti vaxx, but I haven't followed him that much.