It's something you'll never guess but tick.... tock

He's from Hugefaggotstan?

>>510666822 (OP)
Let's see some proof, little boy.

>>510666822 (OP)
>elongated muskrat
>no one will ever know
The secret was blown decades ago.

>>510666889
We know that anon but play along this is something arguably far worse

>>510666822 (OP)
Is it kosher tho?

>>510666934
It's in reserve, just like muh Epstein files. In that reserve, a very well-known AI stated on record that the odds of him not being the son of a certain notorious international figure are less than 1 in 500,000

>>510666822 (OP)
He's a Martian. Space X is just a giant scheme to allow him to return to his home planet so that he can brief his superiors on our situation. That way they can better plan their invasion of Earth.

>>510666822 (OP)
Mad over the barbeque thing? Don't worry, it's going to get worse.

Too funny not one anon yet here has guessed it. Once seen it is obvious

>>510667144
0.92115

>>510667044
On his mother's side, 100%. On father's side................. more complicated. And it's not the emerald mine owner either. He got cucked like PT did

>>510666822 (OP)

This will kill the thread by my saying so but once the world knows it definitively proves how far back this globalist (read Communist) plan went and how far and how long they were committed to dragging it along in the interest of eventual victory. You'd never believe how ambitious the plan was. It's like something out of a goddamned 007 movie

>>510667075
just say it. the whole gestalt of this thread is shit and you're a shit OP. Nobody likes cliffhangers, especially ones presented by faggots.

>>510666822 (OP)
>Why does he feel so close to Ian?
>What is a hapa?

>>510666822 (OP)
he's dutch phenotype, why he's a rich sea jew.

>>510667547
>Commit libel
>I can't afford your defense and wouldn't anyway
>Do it anyway for me
Accept the spoonfeeds and read the work actual autists might be able to do you broke faggot and get off my thread

>>510666822 (OP)
I'm gonna guess dutch (e.g. south african)

>>510667659
Not a drop of Dutch

>>510667718
*game show wrong buzzer*
Go SE.

Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr SE.

What year was he born? What was happening in the world then? Name prominent male communist leaders of the time period

Where were they

>>510667685
>get off my thread
>my thread
>my
kek
suck a wet fart, nigger
everything about this thread says you're a fucking moron

>>510667826
I just did a quick look at his grandparents; english on fathers side, english on mothers' side.

>>510667659
I would guess older dutch influence in his family (beyond 2 generations ago), but a quick look at where is father, mother, and their fathers and mothers, all point to england.

>>510668193
(rolls eyes, exits own thread)
Your generation are hopeless. And that's why he is there and the attacks are working.

>looks up at the night sky
(I tried)

>>510668193
Also his mother's maiden name, haldemann comes from her father Joshua Haldeman, a canadian politician and apparently an "expressed antisemite"

>>510668331
Shut the fuck up retard, I've already one more to inform people in this thread than your low IQ monkey idiocy has

>>510668398
>>510668193
oh and my bad, it looks like joshua haldeman isn't english background (I assumed from being born in the US and most migrants there being english) but actually swiss. Which makes more sense as the last name has a german influence.

I still feel like he's dutch but the family history doesn't directly indicate that.

English and Swiss background confirmed, maybe dutch and german further back. He definitely has the height for dutch.

>>510668377
>(I tried)
no you didn't. You created an arrogant bait thread because you're a raging piece of shit loser. Go suck a mile of cocks.

>>510668398
>>510669387
>I is proud of my dumbness ps this is a flex pls act like it is a flex
What absolute niggers

>>510666822 (OP)
He’s Indian

>>510667743
German/Jecken jew?

>>510666822 (OP)
What's with all the non-African South Africans popping up lately? Thiel, Elon, Mamdani, Charli XCX, etc...
Seems like it churns out a lot of successful but ill people?

Anyways he looks like Pol Pot lol

>>510666822 (OP)
isn't his mother a fucking kike?

>>510666822 (OP)
Chairman Mao

>>510670631
Ding

Sheer coincidence though. Of course he is not that guy's kid just like Castreau is not Raul's and Obama was not Soekarno's, so don't spread lies

>>510674526
Darn I was close. I went with mao b/c of Musk's natural balding pattern kek. Figured it was chinese because he seems to have a phenotype from them.
Well, can you tell us more? Source? Hwy?

From the 23andMe hack:

53c961b2bc5e1c7d;3b504bae9cf2ca0c;Elon;Musk;Male;1971;1;O-F1150;H1b;US;IT;GB;GB;GB;GB;Sicily;Greater London;Greater Manchester;Glasgow City;West Midlands;Ashkenazi;Balkan;British Irish

>>510674855
Why is moot because of course he is not the son of Pol Pot. But if he were, it is related to WEF and its history and purpose. WEF, if this were true, has been plotting a takeover of the world, 007 villain organization style, since roughly the late 1950s early 1960s. To wear the suits and faces of this takeover, WEF not just recruited but created people: the sons (and a couple of daughters) of communist leaders during that time period, whom they sent whores from the west to fuck and get pregnant by them, then raise the scions in near complete isolation in elite prep school circumstances in communist philosophy and why to hate America. Then, they installed these puppet sons in influential positions with instructions: ironically exactly like Epstein did. Phone calls, emails, favors requested, made up resumes, convenient funding, the gamut. When Schwab and team were ready to move into action and all the pawns were in place these sons were moved like kings, knights and bishops onto various squares to do WEF goal business and appoint further rooks and pawns. If this story were true, which it is not, EM appointed Linda Yaccarino at X for exactly that purpose and in fact was given the money for everything you know him for and the capitol is unnatural and was never earned by him but instead loaned to him like a record label advance so long as he does what his handlers require. He was put into place to get close to Trump. If, of course, this completely false story were true, which it is not. But you get the gist of it. In other words the WEF is worldwide Communism behind a business and climate face and a few inches from complete control of every white western nation. Only Trump, possibly, is the obstacle. EM was, if this fake story were true, placed as near to him as humanly possible to seduce the ear of the king and influence him away from direct harm to the operation.

>>510675323
Well their Castro Jr. sucked and was gay. Not that scary.

>>510674970
If I had several billion dollars as a record company advance and knew this about myself and were being advised how to conceal it, a fake genetics data hack is exactly what I'd enact in order to do what is called muddying the waters. Nice thing is my DNA is all over the White House now due to my carelessness so all Trump has to do is collect a cup I sipped from or my kid blew his nose on and run a standard DARPA level analysis of it (the kind 23 is the amateur, private sector NPC version of) then contact Hun Sen's office and advise them the U.S. has me and in return for certain favors will deliver me over to them sans assets without passport and no way out. This would bring me to one of the darkest endings in history which is fitting because out of a grudge like some fucking lunatic ex gf I took pot shots at and libeled the fucking President of the United States of America and think my fucking Interscope tier money is going to save me. But then again all this is moot because EM is NOT the son of PP, notorious mass murdering genocidal dictator who slaughtered MILLIONS of Khmer in the Seventies and Khmer today would love to get their hands on the son of and literally rip to pieces in their bare hands and wear my teeth as trophies. So ignore all this. It's all untrue.