The Astronaut who jumped from space just died in a parachute accident

>>510672988 (OP)

F

>>510672988 (OP)
>2012
Damn, time flies when you're a faggot

>>510672988 (OP)
Another red bull kwab.

>>510672988 (OP)
Guess you could say he blew the chute.

How is this even political, retard?

>>510672988 (OP)
41km is high but it aint spehs

>>510673479
I come to /pol/ to get the news even when not politics related. I wouldn't have found out about this if OP stayed on topic.

>>510672988 (OP)
Vax status?

>>510672988 (OP)
Bad luck I guess
Died like he lived

>>510673673
>Vax status?
Deployed, unlike his chute.

>>510672988 (OP)
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

>>510674002
crossing the road is more dangerous.

>>510674002
Stupid quote, the dead don't feel regret

Turns out Red bull does not actually give you wings.

>>510673479
He saw the flat Earth and was killed because he was going to speak out.

>>510674223
kek we were just talking about this guy yesterday too

>>510672988 (OP)
KWAB

Reminder Felix was /our/guy
>In January 2016, Baumgartner provoked a stir of critical news coverage in his home country after posting several critical remarks against refugees and recommending the Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán for the Nobel Peace Prize. Later on, Baumgartner endorsed the presidential candidate of the right-wing populist Freedom Party of Austria, Norbert Hofer. On 13 July 2016, Facebook deleted his fan page of 1.5 million fans. Baumgartner subsequently claimed that he must have become "too uncomfortable" for "political elites".

>>510672988 (OP)
It works great once when there's a hundred people supporting you doing it. But all it takes is one thing to go wrong and your dead. The jump from space was very impressive. I hope it was fast and painless for him when it happened.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=skydive+without+parachute+into+net
Then there are retards like picrel. He committed suicide in front of what remained of his friends and family like wile e coyote.

>>510675072
>Boilerplate anti-Islam Jew-friendly Zio-shit
You have to do better than that to become /our guy/

>>510673479
>How is this even political, retard?
Who the fuck are you, hall monitor?

>>510675108
Space is defined as 100 km up, he didn't jump from space.

And this proves earth is flat how

>>510673207
This seriously happened in 2012? That cannot be real, I remember this not that long ago. It's not possible.
Did someone else also do it?

>>510675604
your life is ending one day at a time.

>>510672988 (OP)
he didnt fly so good

>>510672988 (OP)
An updraft brought him too high to breathe unassisted. He passed out from hypoxia and nosedived into a hotel swimming pool, injuring two thots

>>510675108
I remember when he did a test before his fatal launch and he immediately passed out from the G-Forces. I don't even know what the point of him doing it was if he knew he was going to be unconscious after that first time. Why not just put a camera on it?
I get it, he probably just wanted to launch himself from rockets, but why attach the whole flat earth thing to it if he could never do what he claimed his mission is because he'd never be conscious to see anything.

play stupid games win stupid prizes.

>>510675604
Look on the bright side. Your life isn't anything like what goes on in Clair Obscur Expedition 33. You are fast-forwarding to your death, but not that fast.

>>510675604
Time flies when you’re in hell

>>510674132

he had a vax induced heart attack and crashed
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>>510673673
he was openly 5x pfizered

>>510672988 (OP)
he collided with 5G waves in the air. It killed his heart instantly

>>510673479
Jany detected, kill yourself trany