Thread 510694041

French Pornsite users must now stream themself watching porn to officials to ensure they are above the age of 18 while watching porn

>>510694041 (OP)
Not my problem. However, when a cat tries to shit in my backyard I shoot it with my slingshot and fix the problem asap

Just buy some magazines or something

>>510694041 (OP)
Lmao

>>510694136
have sex ricecel

>>510694041 (OP)
What a handsome gentleman you posted, OP.

>>510694041 (OP)
good
stop watching porn

>>510694136
humane and effective

>>510694041 (OP)
Its pretty clear that most countries are moving to block porn unless you ID. I've had it with a long list of IPs; various US states, various countries. You fucked up if you werent making a porn vault years ago

>>510694041 (OP)
V
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>>510694041 (OP)
KEK Pajeet version of Biscuit Oliva.

>>510694041 (OP)
Guess they are preapring the men for ww3 and get more slaves through reproduction

>>510694041 (OP)
He looks like a sleazy brown rich chad, probably runs a drug ring

>hindus are chads

No

I'm not a coomer, why should i care.

>>510699086
>why should I care
Because it isn't about porn, it's about getting a foot in the door so they can (eventually) further restrict access to the internet, and wrangle the internet as a whole under tight control.
>normies will be locked into tightly curated walled gardens fed nothing but kosher propaganda and algorithmslop that will never rock the boat or cause them to notice any cohencidental patterns
>chuds, redpillers, anti-semites, nationalists, incels, and anyone else jews consider "problematic" will be restricted from the internet entirely so normies can no longer be riled up or educated by them, and so there's no platform for "unapproved" "content creators" to sneak their way into the garden
>no more hiding behind "huh I didn't say/do that someone must have hacked my wifi" or hiding behind VPN's/proxies because you'll be forced to show your ID and face the whole time you're online, and VPN's/proxies will be heavily restricted.

>>510700644
>normies will be locked into tightly curated walled gardens fed nothing but kosher propaganda and algorithmslop that will never rock the boat or cause them to notice any cohencidental patterns
Already happening
>chuds, redpillers, anti-semites, nationalists, incels, and anyone else jews consider "problematic" will be restricted from the internet entirely so normies can no longer be riled up or educated by them, and so there's no platform for "unapproved" "content creators" to sneak their way into the garden
Logistically impossible
>no more hiding behind "huh I didn't say/do that someone must have hacked my wifi"
Good
>or hiding behind VPN's/proxies because you'll be forced to show your ID and face the whole time you're online, and VPN's/proxies will be heavily restricted.
Not happening

Still don't see why i should care.

>>510700832
nice arguments you kike

>>510700832
U r mr gay

>>510700832
Yeah pretty much. Hardcore porn getting legal, let alone shat all over the internet for free by kikes was a disaster. There's literally nothing wrong with a nice topless girl with big tits, you don't need step-cousins getting their arseholes prolapsed by the ethnic step-landlord as they piss all over the floor.

>>510694041 (OP)
hold up a picture of macron to the camera

>>510700970
>>510701046

>>510700832
>already happening
you're jewish
>logistically impossible
Not really, they could block you from accessing networks without showing your ID and/or face the whole time you're connected. and several countries have already successfully most major VPN's and proxies.
>good
you already admitted you're jewish.
>not happening
It's already real in most Canadian schools, and in several countries.
>still don't see why I should care
Because you're retarded, or jewish, or both

>>510694041 (OP)
Oh no
If only torrents still existed
Anyway

>>510701526
>Not really, they could block you from accessing networks without showing your ID and/or face the whole time you're connected. and several countries have already successfully most major VPN's and proxies.
From specific networks, yes. You said "restricted from the internet entirely" though.
>It's already real in most Canadian schools
>schools
Schools have been taking measures along these lines for more than a decade all around the world.

I don't know if you're trying to outkike me or you're just retarded.

>>510694041 (OP)
Freemasons would do anything to raise the birthrates except take away women's rights

>>510694041 (OP)
who is that for lmao, some divine gooner?

>>510694041 (OP)
This is fucking antisemitism

Not my problem.
Neatly organized over more than a decade.

>>510701805
>750 gigs of porn

>>510701866
To be fair, it's mostly because modern porn (from 2020 onward) is barely compressed, if even compressed at all. You get 2 Go files for 5 minutes videos. Which is stupid.

>>510701805

in the age of 4k and Vr.. that's like what 50 videos?

And people thought I was crazy to catalog porn videos on two 5tb drives. Granted, it's all 1080p or 4k, with the other drive containing JAVs exclusively. Literally 15 years of pirating it, most I've only watched once with a rotation of like a dozen I just go back to for a quick fap. Physical wins again. Though, I've heard Microsoft is doing the scanning your drive BS for pirated content but I'm not sure where that stands.

>>510694041 (OP)
>frenchies kek

@grok, is this true?

>>510701805
> 747 GB
> more than a decade
That's what I download in 4 to 6 months.

>watching porn

If you can't simulate a lusty encounter in your mind using your imagination you are an NPC that needs purging.

>>510701805
baguettes have a different word for gigabyte? Go? what

>>510701940
P0rn Videos are usually few hundreds MB at max. We don't download and store any foreplay scenes, only intense action.

>>510702168
le gigaoctet

>>510702257
Why not fuck hot hookers and store irl memory?

>>510702102
It's mostly pictures, neatly organized by girl, or by age/body type if amateurs.
>>510702168
We don't use bytes but octets. Go = giga octets.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octet_(computing)
>In France, French Canada and Romania, octet is used in common language instead of byte when the eight-bit sense is required; for example, a megabyte (MB) is termed a megaoctet (Mo).

>>510701932
>what is handbrake

Lol, all my ideas are coming true!

This is so insane, shit, this I don't regret, some others... I do.

North Korea style flash drives for porn will be worth gold, maybe that's the next big thing!

I am going to order a ton of flash drives and start saving files. lol

>>510702414
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octet_(computing)
crazy, I mean we also have oktett in German and also use it but not for 8 bits - for this we also use bytes

>>510700644
>curate an internet experience
>it is lame as fuck
>people find something else to do
Then what?

>>510702611
Why don't you use it for everything, since it literally means 8?

>>510702377
I fucked irl gfs when I was young and more horny all the time but nowadays I'm no longer willing to sacrifice my time, nerves and money for sex with entitled neurotic women who never learned to enjoy it. Most women are so boring in bed, passive, not passionate.

>>510694136
good morning saar

>>510694041 (OP)
France and their facials kink yet again.

>>510699006
He's a film producer who is mostly famous for being obese
>drug ring in Judge Dredd land
He wouldn't have lived long enough to get that fat

>>510702710
They're Germans.
They need names for every little thing, even if they get longer and more complicated
Like Flippenflappenmuckenschpreaden for windscreen wipers.

>>510694041 (OP)
Luckily, VPNs exist. And if a porn site still asks your id, just switch to another one. Pornhub is fucking shit btw.

>>510702710
we are probably too americanised

>>510702710
Our Informatics language is dominated by English and the Anglos happen to use byte. You French always took more pride in sticking to your own language.

>>510694041 (OP)
Greasy fag
Wants to wank
Gubmint knows
Size of crank
Every kink
Written down
Face is scanned
Looks like clown
As he cooms
To a brown
Gaping hole
Standards low
Can't expect
Pretty hoes
Feeling shame
As he blows
First his cum
Then his brains
Family knows
What a shame

>>510694041 (OP)
Nobody has resources to enforce that

Remember The Minion dude? That fat indian pig who fucks whores with food all over his face? Turns out he's a Jew demon after all

>>510702815
> windscreen wipers
It's Scheibenwischer, even one letter and one whitespace less than your term.

>>510702829
>>510702861
That's a shame.
What's even the german keyboard layout?
Here we use azerty, custom taylored for our language, and the bane of the anglocucks.

>>510702815
>my face when americans call asians "pajeets"

>>510702815
Limpiaparabrisas in spanish, not far off.

>>510701994
This made me cry (not the comment)

>>510703352
Indians are mainland Asian

Nippon are the only white Asian, stay mad Jackie chan

>>510700832
>privacy is already being violated and mass surveillance keeps expanding, LETS MAKE IT WORSE!
I've heard of the problems in Spain, this indifferent/naive cuck attitude is what causes it.

>>510694041 (OP)
>PORNSITES NOW REQUIRE FACIAL ID IN EU
>French Pornsite
Why invoke EU if you're only talking about France?

>WHAT IS A PAJEET?
the best way to define pajeet is
>descended from south asian subcontinental ancestry.

political distinctions on maps or signified by flags are false and irrelevant. everything south of the himalayas that isn't gooky-chinky is pajeet. pakistan, india, bangladesh, sri lanka are all pajeet territory. enough of nepal is jeeted that they may as well qualify too.

all of these pajeets could stay where they belong and call themselves what they like, and nobody would disagree because nobody cares. however, because they profusely shit up the internet, and they mass migrate to shit up everyone else's homelands, they're all pajeets now. all counted together as the same thing, on the same visiting team as far as the human world is concerned.

hindu, muslim, sikh, atheist, etc; male, female, gendersexual, old, young, etc; deformed, odorless, fair & lovely, dark & deep, everything in between, etc... forget all of it. none of that proud heritage matters once they exit designated land to race with the globalist rats. now their entire overcrowded neighborhood at the bottom of asia is known as one source of one type of trespasser: the pajeet.

>>>ONLY A PAJEET DISPUTES THIS DEFINITION

pajeets lost indiachan in the spring of 2023 because it drew unwanted attention as a cp swap meet. they have since replaced it with bharatchan, but former indiachan enjoyers don't find enough of what they want there

there was never any good reason to share a country, a language, or the internet with pajeets

>>510704167
>disingenuous memeflag hiding something doesn't understand what pragmatism is
Nothing you've mentioned affects me in my country. And i'm glad they ask coomers for ID, next.

>>510695001
Fug. I had been making a vault for my entire childhood. Wow, I still have it too. Fucking lmao. It all makes sense now. All those hours i thought were wasted. I will have the last laugh.

>>510701680
>you said internet entirely
You are aware they could block you at the connection between your ISP and your home connection, or go to the nearest fiber/cable junction or DSL node and disconnect the hardline connection, right? There's plenty of ways they can restrict you from using the internet using tech that's been available for decades. Hell, they could hard block your devices IMEI at the ISP level too.

Shit if they wanted to be really cheeky they could use backdoors into your hardware to softlock your network ports in your BIOS/UEFI.
>schools have been taking measures along these lines for more than a decade
Yes, which means ISP can block you using the same methods, they could also force whatever DNS you try to connect through to refuse you access too.
>I don't know if you're trying to outjew me or you're just retarded.
Considering you're trying to insinuate that they can't do things they've been able to do for decades, I'm neither the jewish or retarded one.

>>510700832
I understand you're just trolling, but even so I hope you get raped to death by niggers

>>510701805
>octets
>espace utilisé
How does a man collect 750GB+ of gay porn?

>>510702652
They've already seen to destroying any community consensus you could form VIA poisoning women, giving them rights, and importing tens/hundreds of millions of third worlders who are all out for their own gains

>>510694041 (OP)
I told people this would happen. That governments suddenly pretending to care about youth access to pornography was just a way to implement a digital ID which is a prerequisite to a social credit system and the full completion of the surveillance society. Why do people completely lack any sense of foresight when these things get introduced? They never even consider how they will inevitably be abused (which was the intended purpose to begin with).

>>510703477
Fönsterrutetorkarblad, though tbf we have shorter versions.

>>510702815
That's still marginally better than you guys calling them flippy flappy whipperdoodles

>>510695001
Warned people years ago that the low-hanging fruit of porn would be used to institute digital ID.
This isn't about porn at all, it's about tying your facial biometrics directly to your IP.
Now if you post anything the government doesn't approve of they can nail you to the wall with no ambiguity. Not to mention harvesting blackmail en masse.

>>510700832
The jewrocrats are wasting tax shekels and time on frivolous shit instead of what actually matters. That should be enough of an argument.

>>510704189
The entire west is moving to force digital ID. Funny how it coincides with the entire west creating more laws to punish talking about jews, huh.

>>510694041 (OP)
For now there's quite a lot of porn sites that have not cooperated and nothing has changed.
The only website I know that has blocked access to french IPs is PornHub, although there could be others, I'm not sure.

But basically they can't block / force every website to use face ID.
For example 4chan does host porn, but we'll probably never be required to use facial ID to use this site.
Also, if somehow they do manage to block every single porn website and force this face ID system, we'll just go back to torrent and illegal downloads. It's really that simple.
There are plenty of ways to circumvent the ban/ID requirement, like VPNs.
So for now, not much has changed.
Things could change, sure, but right now it's not really a big deal.
The only real disuption for french coomers is that they can't use PornHub and have to use other sites.

>>510705249
They will start doing what payment processors did and go after DNS service providers like cloudflare.
They will make cloudflare use webcrawlers and shut off access to any site not requiring facial ID.
They are simply lying the foundation for further expansion.

>>510702893
Kino pottery.

>>510702414
It's crazy how frogs arrange their entire lives around being as insufferable to anglophones as possible

>>510694041 (OP)
Soon, this will pass in the U.S.

>>510704719
>dystopian doomer hypotheticals and goalpost moving
I get your argument is IDing access to porn is the gateway to restricting internet access entirely to you if you say nigger on 4chan. I don't think you understand the implausibility of this shit actually happening the way you fear. Despite you implying VPNs are doomed, there isn't a single country aside from North Korea that can successfully fight off VPNs. An the only reason North Korea is successful if only because all traffic is routed through government servers.

The future you fear would take more than a decade to come from where we stand, and it would need a handful of major catalysts (like war) to get it past the people. Like i said in my first post, it's not happening, you're being a paranoid schizo.

>>510694136
You're not human!

>>510694041 (OP)
this is some sort of blackmail operation

>>510694041 (OP)
good, stop watching porn

>>510694136
>toxoniggers mad at someone for putting down vermin
yikes

>>510705418
>dystopian doomer hypotheticals and goalpost moving
Funny, you were warned that this digital ID would happen, using porn as an excuse. Retards like you said it would never happen using the exact same deflections you are now using.

>>510705399
very based

>>510694041 (OP)
At least one person is going to get off from that.

>>510705315
>go after DNS service providers like cloudflare
Yeah, you're right.
They can do that.
The thing is that there's usually ways to work around that and circumvent the ban, one way or the other.
There's always a work around.

French authorities can do a lot of things, but making a 100% effective ban is impossible, because they can't block stuff like TOR.
If pedos can use TOR to obtain cheese-pizza, it's not hard to use it to get access to porn, even though the whole thing is incredibly slow.

>>510705484
I didn't say it would never happen, i said i don't see the reason why i should worry about it. I've already explained why. To me if someone's crying about this they're either a coomer or a retard.

>>510694168
Just draw your own pron my dude

>>510702257
no they aren't ..
>We
who's we?

>>510705249
4chan makes no penny and is funded by the toilet cleaner tips in langley. the new age restriction is just a recommendation and not a law or guideline and only for websites with a yearly revenue over 45 million. that might change next year with the introduction of the EU digital wallet. best we can do right now is boycott all services that require it, so they feel a drop in their revenue.

>>510705484
>Funny, you were warned that this digital ID would happen, using porn as an excuse. Retards like you said it would never happen using the exact same deflections you are now using.
It's a crazy conspiracy theory until it happens a few years down the line and then it's just normal and acceptable and why are you even talking about it, chud? That ride never ends with niggercattle.

>>510694041 (OP)
KEK. Paternity tests are also illegal over there. What a shit hole.

>>510700832
Waste of oxygen type of people, fencesitters need to get shot. These kinds are the reason we're near the end of our civilization

>>510694041 (OP)
Wtf.
This is tyranny!

>>510694136
Shoots poor little can with a slingshot.
You are a monster!

>>510705703
>the new age restriction is just a recommendation and not a law or guideline and only for websites with a yearly revenue over 45 million
Oh really? That sounds way less serious than previously thought.
You got an article or source on that?

>with the introduction of the EU digital wallet
Is there some redpill I need to know about the proposed EU Digital Wallet?

>>510694528
Noooooo.
Porn is better thanbsex. It is safer and stress free.
These bastards wants to take it away from us.
Our only joy in life....
They asked for it.
It is coming for them!

>>510705703
>the new age restriction is just a recommendation
Getting the clotshot was just a recommendation.

>>510700644
>further restrict access to the internet, and wrangle the internet as a whole under tight control.
Exactly.
Oruel 's 1984 was about the capitalism , not about communism.

>>510705915
it's just 10 million revenue and 50 employees, i mixed it up with the 45 million users for very large online platforms
>The guidelines will apply to all online platforms accessible to minors, with the exception of micro and small enterprises

https://digital-strategy.ec.europa.eu/en/library/commission-publishes-guidelines-protection-minors
>The DSA generally excludes micro and small enterprises from certain obligations, particularly those related to age verification and content moderation. A micro-enterprise is generally defined as having fewer than 10 employees and an annual turnover or balance sheet total not exceeding €2 million. A small enterprise would typically have fewer than 50 employees and a turnover or balance sheet total not exceeding €10 million.

https://ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/en/qanda_20_2348

>>510706545
Thanks for the info and the links broski.

>>510699086
>>510694762
>>510694168
This isn't about porn, it's about slowly forcing all computer users to associate their device with their government ID.

>2025
>not using tiktok teenie boppers for porn

So just torrent ffs.

>>510694041 (OP)
Their precious brown and black non domesticated pets don't need porn, they simply go to the Seine and grab whatever girl or boy they want, FOR FREE! French govtards just want the data for population segmentation, marketing and decode behaviors.

>>510694041 (OP)
THE GOVERNMENT IS VASTLY INCOMPETENT AT IMPLEMENTING BASIC COMMON SENSE LAWS SUCH AS AGE VERIFICATION FOR ACCESS TO THE INTERNET. THEY CAN ONLY THINK IN TERMS OF ORWELLIAN FACIAL RECOGNITION. THEY ARE COMICALLY EVIL LIKE A DAVID ICKE LIZARD VILLAIN WEARING A VICTORIAN CLOAK DURING A RAINSTORM IN HIS BIG MEDIEVAL CASTLE.

>>510694136
Based, you should build a trap with trebuchet and launch them to moon

>>510694041 (OP)
A law that financially hurts the Jewish porn industry while protecting minors online is a good thing.

>>510694041 (OP)
average onlyfans user

>>510699086

>why should someone that posts on /pol/ from inside the gay totalitarian EU worry about government encroaching on the internet

Yes, why indeed, Mr. logic professor.