is she right

>>510695793 (OP)
What exactly is meant to be wrong with that pizza?

>>510695793 (OP)
Sorry, Brittany
Each day that passes, the more you're going to have to settle

>>510695793 (OP)
Sort of, there are times where I wish I hadn't fugged a woman because it wasn't fun

>>510695835
Way too much cheese and sauce, poor crust.

>>510696016
I thought it was just a thick crust at first, that is indeed far too much cheese

>>510695793 (OP)
I think it is suppose to resemble someones ass crack.

>>510695793 (OP)
she's right, women have sex as much as men eat pizza

>>510695967
you failed the analogy, she's saying EATING PIZZA is the MAN'S VERSION OF WOMEN HAVING SEX
femoids have sex even though it's bad, because they're all prostitutes, they sell their bodies for drugs and alcohol and especially money, no matter how meager the amounts, women are the lowest of trash as a result

>>510695835
Too much cheese but it doesn't really look bad
Could do with more toppings

>>510695793 (OP)
Cheese pizza is more of a top 0.1% thing

>>510695835
No anchovies no broccoli no sausage no chicken no pepperoni. But I would absolutely eat that pizza even tho it is missing some of the essentials

>>510695793 (OP)
RELEASE THE FILES NOW!

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES NOW!

people who order extra cgeese are sub 80 IQ neanderthals

>>510696394
>>510696577
Nothing wrong with a cheese pizza that consists of a good blend of high quality cheeses and a dash of hot pepper flakes.

>>510696640
For me it's extra sauce

>>510696577
fucking nasty kys

>>510696606
Sir this is a pizza pie thread tho I do agree sadly they won’t be released because trump rapes kids

>>510696663
>doesn't like anchovies
Pleb

>>510695835
No pineapple :^)

>>510695793 (OP)
>she
hahahahah, actually spit out my drink, appreciate the laugh

>>510695793 (OP)
a little too much cheese and needs a few more minutes in the oven... and a large pie should never be cut into triangle slices

>>510696394
>Too much cheese
Nah, that's the right amount of cheese.

>>510695793 (OP)
Is that Papa John’s? Disgusting. I’ve heard it’s Papa Jeet’s now

>underbaked
>too much cheese
>too much sauce
>seed oils and sugar

>>510696660
I’m not saying I wouldn’t settle for it but I would be slightly disappointed hot pepper flakes are very good in pizza so that would probably reduce my disappointment
>>510696663
Imagine admitting you are a subhuman that doesn’t like anchovies

>>510696720
Bait. Have a you

>>510696809
>and a large pie should never be cut into triangle slices
Nonsense

>>510695793 (OP)
just like sex. No such thing as bad sex so no such thing as bad pizza (in her words)

>>510695793 (OP)
the za's cheese goes right to brit's cottage cheese ass

>>510695793 (OP)
constipation for 2 weeks

>>510695793 (OP)
Looks like Sams or Costco pizza.

>>510696016
No such thing as too much cheese

upgrading thread with Trianon Napoli

>>510696873

>>510695793 (OP)
>It’s like sex for men
Every guy talks about post nut clarity, but one time I got pre nut clarity which is one million times worse. I was absolutely desperate for a piece so I texted some girl I knew from high school when I was in university. It turns out she was in town (great) and was going out drinking with her friends (even better) and wanted to meet up at the end of the night (bag secured). I hadn’t seen her in a few years, but I probably should have pieced together something was up given how easy it all was.
Turns out she had gained at least 80lbs, and did not carry it well at all. So there I was, stone cold sober, with some post-club, booze breath hog in my bedroom at 2am. I gave in to my desperation and started hanging her. Had to do it doggy because I didn’t even want to kiss her. At one point though I got a whiff of the most pungent stink imaginable and nearly puked it was so bad. I looked down at the war crime taking place and then it hit me
>What the fuck am I doing? This is disgusting. I am disgusting.
I faked blowing a load in the condom. That’s right. I faked it. Couldn’t even bust. Surprised I could even get it up. She asked to cuddle after, fuck that. I called her a cab, didn’t even pay, and spent the next hour sitting on the floor on my shower trying to burn my skin off.
That’s all to say, Ms. Venti, that no, not all sex for men is like pizza. I’ve never eaten a piece of pizza, stopped midway through, and wanted to cut my dick off.

>>510697057
Why even have the tomato and bread then? Just go eat a block of cheese.

>>510696809
Yeah, let’s perform sacrilege and cut it into squares. Nutter. Heh.

>>510696606
Jesus, fuckin’ chill.

>>510697125
i'm so grateful i'm 50% asexual. I've never once craved this animalistic nigger tier stick my dick in anything thatll let me desperation.

>>510697114
that looks like a bacterial culture in a petri dish

>>510695793 (OP)
Salami pizza is the only pizza and anybody who disagrees isn't white.

>>510697384
REEEEELLLLLLEEEAASSSSEEEE
FUUUUHCKINNNN REAAAALLLEEASSSE
AHHH I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING RELEASE

>>510697125
this nigga banged a landwhale LOL

>>510696279
Pizza is slang for little girls

Thats not even real cheese, you anglokikes will eat anything

>>510695835
Not enough cheese

>>510697615
>Banged
Harpooned, anon. I harpooned a whale.

>>510697764
kek

>>510695793 (OP)
yeah

>>510697117

>>510697125
Reloadable.

>>510697176
No, I want it melted on bread
Fuck you

>>510697834
What do you mean?

>>510695793 (OP)
I don't get it.

>>510697856
So then there is such a thing as too much cheese for you.

>>510695793 (OP)
You can definitely fuck up a pizza, and ruin your appetite.
Bad dough, stale/dried out topping. Undercooked/too cooked.

Even when sex is bad its fine for men? What?

>>510695793 (OP)
Just look at how much cheese those slices ripped off other slices.

>>510697856
I imagined this being said by someone with downies

>>510695793 (OP)
no, bad pizza is awful, if the sauce tastes funny and the cheese is low quality it's just trash.
>>510695835
the dough looks low quality, the everything about it looks like it tastes mediocre.

>>510695793 (OP)
IDGAF as long as it's not Comet Ping Pong faggot jewish child rape pizza. Give me good,wholesome, respectable pizza made by people who care about their community. The rest can burn.

>>510697057
this guy gets it

Costco Pizza is great. I don't care what women say. They want Round Table or some other fancy place? Cool, they can pay for it. I enjoy Costco and Little Caesar's more.

>>510695835
nothing, it looks really good, that's the point she's making

>>510697114
>TriAnon
Kek

>>510695835
Typical high calorie slop for the americattle

>>510697114
>>510698474
>Na/pol/i

>>510695793 (OP)
I dont eat cheese pizza, so I would be wondering where the fuck my meat assortment went.

>>510698382
what i love about Little Caesars is their fucking sauces. they got Buffalo Ranch, Cheesy Chipotle, and a couple others, but the fucking Cheesy Chipotle is god-tier. i think they cost like $0.75 per sauce, but it's almost worth it
Costco pizzas are in my top 3 i think

>>510695793 (OP)
All I can think is this is some specialty where they cut you a slice, add more cheese, and re fire it.
Genius 10/10

>>510698382
Costco > Der Kaiser special items >>>> slop 20 dollar eight inch pies from domino's round table pizza hut whatever the fuck goyim trough > hot n readys
Dumb fucking retards get filtered by hot n readys so fucking hard its unbelievable

>>510695793 (OP)
>No pepperoni
>No grilled mushrooms
>No jalapenos
>No diced garlic
>No caramelized onions
>No bacon
>No rotisserie chicken
>No buffalo sauce
>No ranch sauce
>No alfredo sauce
>No basil
>No stuffed extra thick crust
>No extra cheese like cheddar, gouda, fontina, parmesan etc.

That is such a boring plain ass pizza holy shit

>>510696279

>>510698479
Yall motherfuckers start passing oit if you're an hour late for your 80 calorie lunch

>>510695835
Too much cheese and not enough meat and other toppings.

>>510695793 (OP)
Diabetus.

>>510696577
>anchovies
I love those salty little bastards

>>510697114
Gimme an American Pizza anyday. I don't care how fresh that Italian stuff tastes.

Lads I just ate pussy. It was beautiful

>>510697125
>started hanging her
kek that caught me off guard

>>510695793 (OP)
Pizza cheese is vastly superior to the pussy cheese of the average modern female

Fuck goysloppa

>>510699398
Congratulations on the coochie. Was it Indian or Chinese?

>>510699646
She is a ginger and her pussy tasted like heaven

>>510697125

what you suffered through is called doing it duffel bag style. because your dick is half limp and the condom looks like a duffle bag on your junk.
minghag drunk fat girls are so gross.
I've been there.

So this is what people outside NY NJ think pizza is. lmao poor souls

>>510699725
You lucky bastard, you.

tiny plate.
no fork and knife.
sad

>>510699879
We are all going to make it

>>510700142
Amen.

>>510698474
what's your beef with Trianon?

>>510695793 (OP)
Yes but you can have bad nasty sex with a girl that falling would’ve been better

>>510699447
When you get the urge to hang a person...

>>510695793 (OP)
i'd definitely rather have that za than sex with Brittany... she's gross.

>>510695793 (OP)
>Venti
Fuck you. I hope your mother dies!

>>510696016
>too much sauce
No such thing

>>510695793 (OP)
Sex for men is just dumping a pent up load. Sex for women, the stars have to align for her to cum. They don't get much pleasure out of it, don't have to, they're designed to be raped not to enjoy sex.

>>510695793 (OP)
No, I've had pizza.

>>510695793 (OP)
There's nothing fine about that. Makes me want to puke just thinking about it.

>>510697534
Yeah, blood agar. Nice.

>>510695793 (OP)
The cheese droops like her sloppy ape titties. Not in a good way either.

>>510695793 (OP)
>Brittany Venti
Fucking hammer headed pitch is mogged hard by Romanian Mini-queen
Tired of looking at her stupid street shark face

>>510696720
Pineapple requires ham to go along with it.

>>510695793 (OP)
OP surely you didn’t make this garbage thread then abandon it immediately

>>510702259
Who is the child devourer on the left

>>510702304

>>510702054
multiple boards.

>>510702479
That whole situation is Jewish

>>510700217
every white person hates trianon, it needs to be undone
MAKE HUNGARY GREATER AGAIN

>>510697823

>>510695793 (OP)
>1pbtid

>>510697114

Mamma mia i burna da pizza!
Just likea da people in italia.

>>510695835
Look like a fat girls cameltoe you fucking virgos

>>510695835
Looks like a soggy, underdone piece of glop.