The Great Chicken WAR - /pol/ (#510700955) [Archived: 372 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 4X9motdW
7/18/2025, 9:41:34 AM No.510700955
Screenshot 2025-07-18 at 00-57-22 Police Florida Woman Attacks Driver for Killing Chicken Crossing a Road
Florida woman is accused of attacking another driver after that person ran over a chicken crossing a road in Key West, Florida, on July 9, police said.

The suspect in the case was identified as 38-year-old Cynthia Diaz Sosa who told officers with the Key West Police Department she had stopped her car on Petronia Street and was “waiting to let a chicken cross the road” when the situation grew tense, Law and Crime reported Tuesday.

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/teach-her-a-lesson-women-waiting-to-let-chicken-cross-the-road-attacks-driver-with-bear-mace-after-they-blow-past-her-and-run-bird-over-cops-say/

The other driver apparently grew frustrated and began honking, eventually passing the suspect’s vehicle. That driver reportedly ran over the chicken and killed it.

Sosa claimed she wanted to teach that driver “a lesson” and pursued her. When she caught up to the other drive, Sosa allegedly tried to open the other driver’s door. When she finally got it open, Sosa allegedly attacked the driver and someone else in the vehicle with bear spray as the chaos unfolded.

Police later found the suspect and she was arrested on two counts of aggravated battery along with other charges.

Social media users had mixed reactions on the chicken situation, one person writing, “I don’t see an issue here, let my girl go free. And rip chicken.”

“Gotta admit, I’m kinda on the fence with this one. Which is probably where the chicken should’ve stayed,” another user commented, while someone else said, “I mean… she did right by the bird.”

Feral chickens became a common sight in Key West after settlers arrived in the 1820s, according to CBS News.
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Anonymous ID: ezOjYT84United States
7/18/2025, 9:42:20 AM No.510700990
>>510700955 (OP)
Get you a girl who loves you as much as Cynthia loves chickens
Anonymous ID: v3uLIsTEUnited States
7/18/2025, 9:42:43 AM No.510701003
Based chicken defender
Anonymous ID: 4eSmckuAUnited States
7/18/2025, 9:42:45 AM No.510701006
Has anyone asked WHY the chicken was crossing the road?
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Anonymous ID: 8LSUEAkDUnited States
7/18/2025, 9:44:57 AM No.510701099
>>510700955 (OP)
Based woman, anyone who needlessly kills and tortures animals should be given a brural beating and then death by electric chair.
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Anonymous ID: lPESSCU0Australia
7/18/2025, 9:45:00 AM No.510701103
those chicken killers were kikes no doubt
Anonymous ID: 8LSUEAkDUnited States
7/18/2025, 9:45:27 AM No.510701123
>>510701099
brutal*
Anonymous ID: ydUEo9/xGermany
7/18/2025, 9:45:42 AM No.510701138
>>510700955 (OP)
oh cool i just got done posting in this same exact thread on reddit earlier
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Anonymous ID: KqwsXGO4United States
7/18/2025, 9:47:09 AM No.510701195
>>510701099
yeah! *takes a bite of my McChicken sandwich*
Anonymous ID: 4X9motdW
7/18/2025, 9:47:40 AM No.510701217
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>>510701138
Nobody likes the reditors.
Anonymous ID: aD0ZR9UTMalta
7/18/2025, 9:47:56 AM No.510701231
>>510701006
anon asking the real questions
Anonymous ID: K89ixOauAustralia
7/18/2025, 9:48:35 AM No.510701255
>>510700955 (OP)
Should have sprayed sulphuric acid into their car
Anonymous ID: 7lD8FK4CGreece
7/18/2025, 9:49:39 AM No.510701308
>>510700955 (OP)
Why did it cross the road though?
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Anonymous ID: 8XAg5cEsChile
7/18/2025, 9:49:40 AM No.510701310
>>510701006
Someone has to... To be the first to cross... The curse of inaction is strong in our times
Anonymous ID: LVUHzXDFUnited States
7/18/2025, 9:50:50 AM No.510701360
>>510700955 (OP)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Anonymous ID: kic9sZDFUnited States
7/18/2025, 9:52:20 AM No.510701433
Death to those who insult chickens. This is God's will
Anonymous ID: cMvUX1reRomania
7/18/2025, 9:53:33 AM No.510701488
>>510701360
He sacrificed to send Cynthia,a crazy bitch, to jail.
Anonymous ID: 8zQItlgyNew Zealand
7/18/2025, 9:54:45 AM No.510701538
>>510701006
To provoke a violent confrontation between humans.
Anonymous ID: a4DmGyLjAustralia
7/18/2025, 9:55:01 AM No.510701548
>>510701308
>>510701360
to fuck your mum
Anonymous ID: HIoakXJJ
7/18/2025, 9:58:52 AM No.510701699
>>510701006
Apparently it wasn't crossing, it was just standing in the middle of the road blocking traffic for several minutes.

I've had geese do the same. You inch forward, the geese eventually get nervous and move the fuck out of the way. The only time you're really stuck waiting is when they've got a few dozen goslings that are too fucking stupid to move.