1973 Chrysler gets hit by a modern car and barely has a scratch on it.

Rear-view. Not a scratch.

Everything is a scam. We live in a totally kiked world.

>>510718766 (OP)
the crumpling is a safety feature. modern cars are objectively safer.

>>510718766 (OP)
That's AI

>>510718766 (OP)
Wouldn’t that fuck up your back?

>>510718895
So is the vax, you should take 30 more doses.

>>510718895
so the guy driving the Chrysler is dead or?

>>510719064
He just drove in for a photo op after he saw the crash.

>>510718895
this nigger how fucking old are you to notknow this

>>510719064
Likely

>>510718766 (OP)
All of America's car problems could be solved by a policy of "shall issue" on kit car registrations. Americans build better cars in their garages than Detroit does with an entire industrial city full of jews and niggers. Look up the Tucker Torpedo.

>>510719009
Genuinely embarrassing post.

>>510718766 (OP)
Partially.

Modern cars are built to appease insurance companies and (((safety standards))). However, car companies are capitalizing on this to try and implement the iPhone-ization of cars.

They want everything to break. They want you to be forced into needing repairs. And they want you to be forced into using THEM to repair whatever is broken. That way your car becomes a subscription service rather than an object you own.

Look at any modern vehicle. The computer system in a new truck, for example, will inevitably break, and will cost you $10,000 to replace. The little faggot dashboard screen on a lot of vehicles will cost $3000 to replace if it breaks, and many cars WON'T EVEN RUN if that screen doesn't work. Thus if it breaks, you have to have your car towed and "repaired" by an official dealer.

Now compare this to a car from the 1980s. You put in a key, turn it, and it starts. And if it doesn't start, you go to the auto store, spend $40, and buy the thing that makes it start again.

>>510719064
Probably not but I wouldn't be surprised if he had a bad case of whiplash but he'd probably have that in any car.

>>510719064
Yep. COVID-19. Many such cases.

>>510719345
>Americans build better cars in their garages than Detroit does
Absolutley true.
There are constantly also cars that are getting high mileage or high mpg.
>look up "100 miles per gallon car"

Detroit can't make cars and is in bed with the oil monopolists, Rockefellers, British kings owned BP (British Petroleum) and dutch kings owned Shell ( Royal Dutch Shell ) .

And anybody who makes a better car gets either bought, or if he can be bought he gets killed.

>>510719572
I'll tell you something else that's fun:
Older cars will continue to work. Newer cars, basically anything after 2010, will effectively ease to exist in shorter and shorter timespans, because of the absolute need for dealer repairs, and because dearlers will progressively carry less parts to fix them.

So there will come a point where you will buy a car, three years later it has a malfunction or is in need of a replacement part, which you can't get and they can't install, thus are forced into getting a new car.

And that's on purpose. That's by design.

Get yourself a fucking shitbox you can fix yourself. I'm warning you now.

>>510719572
Basically this. All the bloat in modern cars also facilitates charging more of them. Even base models are loaded with garbage features that drivers don't need.

The US auto industry is basically a microcosm of America itself—marketed on the concept of freedom, then used to exploit the shit out of people and generate profit for the elite class while freedom is progressively removed from the equation, until you literally have consumers standing up and begging to be cucked.

>>510719572
>Modern cars are built to appease insurance companies and (((safety standards))).
>However, car companies are capitalizing on this to try and implement the iPhone-ization of cars.
>They want everything to break. They want you to be forced into needing repairs.

And that's why there is a Massive COLLAPSE of the new car/ truck industry right now.
Nobody wants a piece of shit car or a truck that will break in 2-3 years and you are paying $50K for a disposable vehicle.

>Car Market APOCALYPSE: $847 Billion in Unsold Cars! (Industry DEAD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDIJfXvFIy8

>Carmax Just released devastating report that The Used Car Market Has Crashed (47% Value GONE!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uha5jQikuzk

>>510719691
>>Americans build better cars in their garages than Detroit does
>Absolutley true.
>There are constantly also cars that are getting high mileage or high mpg.

Yeah, but if you cannot get it registered to drive on the roads legally, there isn't much utility in building your own car.

>>510718766 (OP)
I drive a Volvo S80 from 2001 and had 3 accidents. No scratches or bends. KeK.

>>510718766 (OP)
Enjoy your injuries.
Crumbling zones dissipates the momentum.

>>510719734
Not quite what's happening. On a purely mechanical level, cars have become exponentially more reliable. The auto industry isn't planning on cars to become junk so that people have to buy new ones—they just want it so that the things that break are things you can only go to a dealer to fix (i.e. proprietary computer hardware/software garbage). Cars that last longer are beneficial to the industry because most people don't buy new cars—they lease them. And that's also how car companies make the most money. They want to keep moving the system towards a model where everyone is constantly leasing an new vehicle every 3 to 5 years, so the old vehicle can be refurbished, "certified" and then re-leased to someone in a slightly lower income bracket, until it eventually reaches the bottom and gets sold off. This allows them to maximize profit and keep you from owning anything.

>>510719924
All of these problems could be avoided if manufacturers stopped jacking up the prices. They keep stuffing in high-priced electronics no one wants and then tacking on another $60,000. They want to sell yachts, not cars. How many people do they think are out there that can afford a fucking $140,000 Dodge Ram? Rams used to be $40,000 or less not too long ago.

They're just got greedy.

And this greed is perfectly encapsulated when the manufacturers lobbied to ban Toyota's $10,000 truck from American markets. They knew... they fucking KNEW... it would collapse the artificially-inflated truck market here and would be a massive seller. So they had it banned.

>>510719572
This nigga gets it

>>510718766 (OP)
It is, in fact, a giant scam.

You can buy an older used car for 2-3k and you might get a working, reliable vehicle.
You can buy a barely used car off of Carvana for like 10-12k and you can be fairly certain that it will be reliable. You could make a 5k down payment and only end up owing 5-6k in debt which, if you are financially smart you should be able to handle.

OR
You could buy a brand new car, cheapest of which is 20k-22k after tax and other bullshit, make a down payment that in the grand scheme of things is somewhat insignificant to your debt payment, have a warranty on the vehicle- guaranteeing reliability and continual use, but by the time you successfully pay the car off, you will be responsible for maintenance costs on that vehicle, like with any other.

Which deal sounds the best to you? Remember, if you buy a used car you can always demand that the seller allow your mechanic to look it over and perform a full diagnostic to let you know if it's worth buying or not, or if it has problems that you can get a quote for- use those problems to negotiate the price down even further. That is, if you want to deal with those problems upon purchase.

Suffice it to say, if you want a reliable vehicle you are going to need bare minimum 5k to throw away on it- between registration, inspection and diagnostic costs and possible mechanical issues that you'll need to have fixed, if you do go with an old car that somewhat passes inspection- with some issues. (Which is generally likely.)

New cars are a scam because of regulations, trade deals, dealership prices and being tied up with debt slavery profit generation model that banks and manufacturers use to keep cars selling.

>>510720532
>trust us goy, crumbling cork and plastic is dissipating the momentum
>the fact that this is now a $50K disposable car
>that you have to total / throw away the car in an accident
> is just an accident and not a feature
Haha :)) thanks I will stick with american made Hondas and Toyotas and will never buy a disposable Ford, GM, or Chrystler.
good luck with your iphone car.

>if I want a disposable car, I could buy a chinese one
>at least chinese disposable electric cars are 10 years ahead and cost $15K and not $50K

>>510718825
>Rear-view. Not a scratch.
Bro had his license plate torn off
It's in plain view

>>510718825
enjoy your neck injury

>>510719691
If you have a Jeep CJ7 frame that is intact and the engine block with the SN intact, you can buy everything you need to build a stainless steel CJ7 in your garage, with any features you want.
All drop shipped in a crate to your driveway, including tools and manuals
If the frame is intact and engine block is intact and both are original to the vehicle, then it will not be a salvage title
I know about Jeeps. Not so much other vehicle.

>>510718942
No, it's facebook boomer hoax bleeding onto reddit and 4chan

>>510718766 (OP)
Now show what happens when a Chrysler hits a Chrysler Both drivers fucked up bad REALLLLLY fucking bad when the car doesn't dissipate the energy it transfers it into your squishy flesh that's a 3 tonne shithouse on wheels politically speaking driving is only getting safer and easier and these cars were DEATH traps back in my day when we actually made you pass the damn test 100% correct

>>510720318
If you build the car well enough no one can pull you over.

>>510718766 (OP)
I really don't understand all the newer ones are uglier and more expensive

>>510721362
Here you go .

But hey , Jeep had to be bought by Dutch kings oil monopoly , Stellantis, which is also owned by euro oligarchs Italian family Agnelli (owners of Fiat).
And THOSE people destroyed Jeep .

>>510718825
Old metal only gets damaged by jet fuel

>>510721559
Same reason why all art was rendered formless and ugly
To sap your will
They do not want people driving - they want us all in hives eating bug paste and dosing ourselves into numbness - sterilized and placated until we gracelessly expire
That's why all cars look exactly like all other cars and they're all fucking some shade of grey or eggshell

>>510719608
Whiplash is a woman disease

>>510721511
https://youtu.be/fPF4fBGNK0U

>>510719572
Damn who would have thought my new truck just doesn’t work.

Honestly, it may be like the "chinese ghost citys". We make all this shit, but ultimately, the demand just isn't there. My city is filled with car lots. Those cars sit...

They serve various tax & asset related purposes though, and allow banks an excuse to print money.

>>510718766 (OP)
if enough force hits you in the chrysler your limbs will be amputated and likely bled to death already
they should ditch the gas mileage aerodynamic bullshit and offer sexy cars at each price bracket but I don't blame the material and cage advances because driving around in mad max I'd rather survive than be trapped

>>510721281
Enjoy your car that's totaled by potholes.

>>510721793
The beginning of the end for Jeep was when they became the target of the safety nazis
I remember reading about how the CJ7 was "unsafe" and there was a flurry of pearl clutching and grandstanding in Congress about vehicle safety
Turns out, the footage that was released about CJ's "rolling over" was heavily edited
B roll surfaced that showed the driver coming back and saying that he was doing the test the way it was supposed to be done, and the vehicle refused to roll over.
AMC made a good vehicle
He was told to continue until he made the vehicle roll
He did. That is what was falsely portrayed to Congress
Too late - the damage had been done. AMC was on a clock. They sold out to Chrysler, etc, etc...
Most excellent version was the CJ8. I had the chance to buy one, once. Passed. Should have grabbed it when I had the chance

>>510718766 (OP)
>>510718825
Someone post that video of the two boomers crashing in that red classic car cause the brakes don't work.

>my necked is fucked for the rest of my life but atleast my car is intact hehe

>>510721951
That's a 1959 bel aire! Anyways yeah these cars were fucking unsafe and pancaked each other worse than that when they collided with similar year cars! Dumb boomer niggers think their cars are so much safer. I'll be happily driving my Honda civic

>>510722226
>he intentionally drives over potholes
skill issue

>>510718766 (OP)
new cars are "safe and secure"
those plastic parts and "crumple zones" are for your protection.

>>510722242
>The beginning of the end for Jeep was
> when they became the target of the safety nazis
> target of the safety nazis
That usually means big 3 and big oil monopoly funded lawyers and various retards who they could hire to destroy the company via media attack.

>similar how they are trying now to destroy Elon Musk and Trump

They literally destroyed Volkswagen and its high end high mpg diesel cars this way with fake safety .

>>510718865
>We live in a totally kiked world.
awkward moment

>>510719345
Thats a good looking car. Im a big fag (6'5", 275) so I like my truck. But a car like that gets me thinking.

>>510722696
>That usually means big 3 and big oil monopoly funded lawyers and various retards who they could hire to destroy the company via media attack.
Precisely.
One wonders why the AMC CJ7 with round headlights was "unsafe"...
But after they sold the brand to Chrysler and they came out with the YJ - which was the exact same vehicle but with square headlights
>The YJ was deemed "safe" and good
>The identical CJ was "unsafe" and bad
The purpose of a thing is what it does

>>510722835
I'm similar sized and I run the 1990s Ford Thunderbird v8s. Plenty of room and comfy

>you're literally SOL and financially stunted for a while if you get into a car accident these days
>"um CHUD it's SAFE though so YOU'RE STUPID"
i can't imagine being as fucking stupid as anyone who defends any kike and their "it's for your safety" arguments

>>510718865
based and correct
the US has been an israeli money laundering scheme for well over half a century

The auto industry jewed itself to death, really. Sadly they'll probably get some kike bailout again.
But like I'm in the market for a used car right now and I'm seeing stupid shit like 20+K (leaf bucks) for a used Chevy Spark that wouldn't have cost 16K when it was purchased brand new 3 or 4 years ago when they still made the spark. And then every Mitsubishi dealership still has 2024 Mirages not moving. Because the dealer ordered a bunch optioned out to 27+ thousand dollars. For a fucking micro car.
Dare I say it the only automakers that offer any mind of value right now are the gooks (kia/Hyundai) but even then only at the entry level. Like who the fuck has 40 grand for a fucking Honda Civic? 32 grand to start for a fucking Chevy Trax compact SUV with a fucking 3 cylinder engine. It's utterly absurd.

>>510719064
No, since one car had a crumple zoon it crumpled for the force in both cars making it lose worse

>>510720818
Due to Number Must Go Up economics and CEO must make more money greed, it's just the way it goes.
There was a market study not too long ago that basically said all of the boutique stores across the US that only cater to people who make 250k+/year make more than all of the other stores combined, because of how poor normal people are versus how much the rich buy into random useless bullshit.

>>510722125
If you hit with enough force you while your fucking yourself with a dildo you will die.

Even if your fucking yourself with a dildo you can still be hit with enough force to die.

it's proven science.

>>510723656
>all of the boutique stores across the US that only cater to people who make 250k+/year make more than all of the other stores combined,

Yes, botiques maybe. Easy to sell expensive niche stuff and cater to the rich.
However, if 5% of the population makes $250K, you as a major auto manufacturer can't afford to target 5% of your market
when you are in US where everybody is driving and in some suburbs you need 2-3 cars.

As a result, this is a retarded strategy that back-fired:
>They keep stuffing in high-priced electronics no one wants and then tacking on another $60,000.
>They want to sell yachts, not cars.
>$140,000 Dodge Ram?
>Rams used to be (and should be) $40,000 or less
>>510720818

>>510723623
Yes we know about your multiple leftist safety zones.

I was losing for two people.

God I hate you fucking faggots.

>>510724054
The answer is to buy the sub 40k rams. No one is forcing you to buy the ultra tier versions. I know with ford you can spec out whatever you want and buy it at MSRP

>>510723576
Cars are failing because they're no longer designed for consumer needs and preferences but primarily to meet the state's regulatory requirements. You are buying a product that wasn't made with you in mind but a female eco-activist whacko bureaucrat. And then, you have slavery to the car insurance cartel tacked on as an added bonus. They're no longer worth the money.

>>510718766 (OP)
Ask any zoomer if old cars are safe. They’ll give you a hundred examples how old cars kill you. Real world, old cars are safe

>>510724507
Yeah but we are talking worse then the late 90s buying a old Monte Carlo just because you said you whould if you found one niggers had not fucked up like the ghetto.

>>510719608
Please, probably felt like a fly landing on your arm.

>>510718766 (OP)
That picture was faked btw

>>510721951

>>510722125
I saw a honda accord turn in front of oncoming traffic. It got hit by a crown vic taxi that wasn't even speeding. Half of the honda went in one direction, and the back half went in another, fuel tank ruptured back half burst into flames. If someone had been in the back seats they would have been cremated. the car split straight across, right behind the front seats. driver and passenger both went to the hospital in critical condition.
the ford was only damaged on the front bumper and grille, the driver suffered a broken ankle from hitting the brakes trying to avoid the jackass who didn't look before turning.

>>510724327
The answer is I am not buying disposable cars
that are US gov supported monopolies.
>Ford - fix or repair daily
>GM - government motors
>or Chrysler
Nope. No.
The asnwer is to buy real cars who won the real competition and not because they are overpriced by $30K-50K and protected by US gov.
Honda and Toyota have US factories and make the best american cars.

>>510722372
You can get new brakes you tard.

>Zoomer doesn't know how to fix a car

>>510718766 (OP)
The design of modern cars is to crumple, so taking the force from any crash into the body of the car rather than distributing it to the driver/passengers. If you have a serious crash in an old car, you're basically getting hit directly because it's maintaining its structure and not properly distributing the energy.

Think of it like the difference between hitting a wall with an iron rod vs hitting a wall with a plastic tube: you'll feel your arm vibrate like a motherfucker with the iron rod, but you'll barely feel anything when the plastic tube bends out of shape.

>>510724507
Xoomers literally weren't there, all there opinions are second-hand.

>>510725153
They last just fine if not better since simpler, but whatever you need to cope with goyota and Honda

>>510725153
The answer is jews fucked up cars more then niggers with old Monte Carlo's you had to keep in the garage.
So no one saw one that looked like it was never owned by a nigger thinking you want to sell it on the cheap.

But you did not put any work into it

I cleaned the carburetor and fuck off.

>>510724689
ALL I EVA WAN'NED WAS A BLACK GRAN NATIONAL

>>510718766 (OP)
That was a scam picture. The white car hit a semi and the green car took the opportunity to make some joke pictures.

If you get hit in an old car like that you just die. The car doesn't crumple and your neck snaps.

>>510724507
Zoomer here, I've literally never sat in anything older than 2005.

>>510718825
This is because old cars were made of hard metal.
New cars are designed to be strategically deformed on contact. Supposedly to save pedestrians but also to create areas that deform in a way that protect the passangers as well.

>>510719572
This why we need pol to collectively design a car with completely open-source parts.

>>510725409
>They last just fine if not better since simpler
Ford after 2010s lasts longer than a Toyota? What world are you living in?

>>510718766 (OP)
>>510718825
the guy driving the car takes the brunt of the impact.
look up old car fatalities, people used to be liquified
you want your crumple zones

>>510719572
but to a fag who doesn't know anything about cars or how they work, having a car they can't fix themselves means nothing.

me? if you have a car from 1930-2010, and it was running yesterday, and it SHOULD be running today, i can mostly likely get your car running (maybe not totally fixed, but at least get you moving) in about 30 minutes. there's literally only like 4 things it could be.

but modern cars? fuck me lmao tow that shit.

>>510725739
Everything lasts about the same nowadays since parts are all pretty much the same. Nips have been riding that high since the 90s and never got off it.

>>510718825
This is why the Chrysler imperial is the most sought after, as well as the most banned platform in demo derby circles. I've seen a single car compete in multiple state wide seasons and take home the prize money at every event. Mid season year 3 the car still looked repairable from a sheet metal perspective.

>/pol/tards lack basic knowledge of grade school physics and don't understand what crumple zones are for
What a fucking shocker

>>510725409
Lexus is the best luxury division that outsells everything. Lexus will last you for decades .
Honda produces Acura luxury division that also destroys anything made by big gov 3 motors.
Acura TLX 6 cyl for example.

There's a list that is much better than US gov motors $75K disposable car that will constantly break,
may have to be totaled after 2-3 years with an engine or trannie failure, etc.

>>510725814
Why car can I buy that in 5 years it's worth 2 grand more?
I sware I will buy it right now if the only thing touched was to clean the carb.

>>510718895
It is also a last resort safety feature. The only thing that makes it safer is in higher speeds. Where as the old Chrysler has shock bumbers for low speed collisions, and where designed to do this repeatedly.
The safety feature in the modern car for low speed collisions are all interior features, ie the locking three point seatbelt, air bags, and automated kill switches.

>>510725718
I can suggest starting with the McSorley 442 design, it's an "open source" chassis design based on the original Lotus 7. Very simple, doesn't require many materials, and is customizable to fit any suspension design, engine or seating arrangement. No doors, very light so you know the mpgs will be good, and you can register it in many countries as a one off kit car instead of having to go through all the mass production standards and regulations.

>>510726019
Believe what you want zoomer but they really don’t last any better nowadays.

>>510722242
In an extraordinary public apology, NBC said Tuesday night that it erred in staging a fiery test crash of a General Motors pickup truck for its “Dateline NBC” news program and agreed to settle a defamation suit filed by the auto maker.

“We deeply regret we included the inappropriate demonstration in our ‘Dateline’ report,” said a statement read by NBC News co-anchors Jane Pauley and Stone Phillips Tuesday night. “We apologize to our viewers and to General Motors. We have also concluded that unscientific demonstrations should have no place in hard news stories at NBC. That’s our new policy.”

They rigged a pickup truck with explosives faked an accident crash test where the truck exploded and aired the footage on prime time television claiming the truck was a deathtrap
wasn't about safety, NBC criminals wanted ford advertising dollars and falsely claimed that this breaking news was real to hurt GM sales.

In its apology, NBC admitted that it had used incendiary devices to ensure that a fire would erupt
NBC should have been taken off the air permanently.

>>510719734
>Newer cars, basically anything after 2015, will effectively ease to exist in shorter and shorter timespans.
Fixed. You just have to look at those newer cars with naturally aspirated engines, no turbocharger/supercharger, no hybrid systems.
Dont believe into any long life or lifetimefluid maintenance guides.

>>510725961
>cars are now built to decompose
>guy thinks he is better than everyone because his car crumples
>likely he doesn't even have a car and is posting here
Be skeptical of stuff the industry tells ya

>>510718766 (OP)
new cars are made of 100% crumple zone

>>510726510
I just want a used highway worthy car that does not look it should be parked niggervile and I blame Jews.

>>510718895
This is why we make tanks out of cardboards.

>>510726688
Oh it was worth 2 grand more to stay in the garage for 5 years?

Then this bronco should be worth+10 grand.

I hate you fucking boomers to.

>>510718766 (OP)
You get whiplash due to the transfer of energy, so if you have some way to transfer energy is there then it won't matter, unless you are equal with the transfer of energy, if 2 of these 70s cars collided then the result is unknown due to not having crumple zones

>>510725783
>look up old car fatalities, people used to be liquified

What!?

>>510718766 (OP)
>retard doesn't understand why cars crumple
Oh no, it's retarded

>>510726024
Are you retarded?

Every European car which is more than 20 years old and is ... upper echelon tier, improves in value *IF* it is well maintained (which can be pricy too).
I don't know much about American cars though.
Jap cars like Toyota and Lexus get increased value too but mostly due to their reliability, so you'll have to know which ones are the most reliable first.

>>510726277
>NBC should have been taken off the air permanently.
I would go for that, plus sell everything they had to the wall studs and then have that given to the families of the engineers who designed the vehicle
Then take the "Dateline NBC" co-anchors and have them publicly flogged, then pilloried
Take some of the money from the sale and have large amounts of rotten fruit and vegetables trucked in so people can throw shit at them
These fucking people...

>>510726602
>What are shitskins like Brazilian monkeys driving

>>510726791
> Russian Federation

Yes.

>>510720532
What stops a steel bumper with spribgs on it from dissapting less force then a car that folds like an accordion in a 40 mph crash?

>>510718974
Had the exact same thing happen to me with an old Cadillac.
Went to make a left turn and a lady in a little hatchback hit me going ~40 mph
Caved her bumper and radiator into her engine block
Left a scuff on the plastic on my bumper
Barely even felt it

>>510727202
Before faggots like you we could slap a 1 ton tow strap on it and pull it down the road.

If the cop stop me.
It can't be any worse then whiplash from the tractor catching a stump with the bush hog.

Then you know what your doing.
Good day.

>>510725562
Only 547 Buick GNXs were produced, just before my time. I bought one used around 1994 drove it a few days, and someone offered me 3 times what I had paid for it. Later wished I had been in a position to put it in storage and leave it. Today it would be worth a quarter million.

>>510719924
>iPhone-ization of cars.
>$847 Billion in Unsold Cars! (Industry DEAD)
Good.
This put a smile on my face.
They deserve it.
Going to get bailed out again though.

>>510725265
>Zoomer doesn't know how to fix a car
Many such cases

>>510727368
It makes too much sense to have a couple feet between the bumper and the vital goodies.
That's why.

>>510726041
Also probably why when cars take almost any damage, the airbag deploys, or are hit by a particularly nasty hailstorm, they are immediately considered "totaled." The entire thing seems like a fucking scam.

>>510727214
Yeah, but we are talking about 10 grand more for a fucking bronco not 2 grand more for a Monte Carlo.
A classic it it's not niggerifed?
Fuck you boomer.

>>510727439
>hit making a left turn
so you pulled out in front of someone who had the right-of-way?

>>510727919
I don't understand you.
But don't bother, I bet you have nothing to say.

>>510718766 (OP)
>tfw we need harsh safety standards and crippling insurance because our roads are filled beaners, jeets, and women

>>510727821
will it seem like a scam when I bend you over and stick my big jewish dick in your ass

>>510727794
Of course, lol

>>510724058
The type of shit a dumb nigger says until they're disabled by 2 steel framed non crumple cars running into each other at 25 mph

>>510721065
How often are you getting into accidents that the car being about to crumple is such an offense to you? It's better to be safe from the possibility of one mistake than to die with a very sturdy car

>>510727267
I'm not even talking to you lol, stop seething randomly

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CNmOdXfkcIw

>>510720358
My dad has a 2012 volvo and it's a massive piece of shit compared to my older high mileage toyota. Convertible top leaking, exterior trim falling off, rattling noises from interior panels, outer door handle feels rougher/shitier than any I've ever used

>>510728164
What you described was actually a thing in the early '80s and it worked spectacularly well for low-speed collisions.
You would just replace the plastic insert and be good to go.

>>510728180
Right there is that bommer shit again.
Oh it's not safe it dash could cut my legs off. $3,500 it's a fair offer to help you out.

But if it was a rusty turd you'd want $4,000 for that post ram that has not run since the 90s and it was not worth burning gas.

$7,999 for a 500 Galaxy convertible as is.


10,000 + more for a bronco?
Fuck you boomer.
No sale.

You just don't like what I have to say.
3,500.
No.

Yeah, that's Anon.
Put an add out it will be gone in two weeks.

Volvo Car Group launches external, car-enveloping airbag technology

disposable crumple zone

>>510725814
>if you have a car from 1930-2010, and it was running yesterday, and it SHOULD be running today, i can mostly likely get your car running (maybe not totally fixed, but at least get you moving) in about 30 minutes.
Exactly. There's Model Ts that have been sitting in the woods for decades that I've seen people restart with a few hand tools, oil, and starter fuel. These modern cars however are one mandatory jeetcode update away from being bricks. I thought bricked ECUs were a problem but you can even fix those these days with the right software. Modern cars have just been engineered to be overly breakable and expensive to repair. And someone replied to me mentioning leasing. Yes, that's the whole fucking point. They don't want you OWNING a car. They want you to subscribe to a car. And for those who try to buy, you will get fucked with repair bills you can't pay. Thus you are forced into leasing.

>>510718865
Yup. If only the normalfags here really knew how bad we are being scammed all the time. But they wont. They easily fall prey to all the usual jewish excuses and justifications.
>it’s just nostalgai goy
>old cars/products are WORSE goy
>we live in the BEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, INCEL!
Shaming tactics work on normies I think. I think that’s why they easily get duped by these lies. They feel peer pressure if they dont and so they cave and start parroting them.

>>510729864
Or they want to sell you that shit ram truck that the last time it was fixed was with a fucking pencil shoved into the vacuum line because it was not worth going to the auto parts store for any more.

>>510718766 (OP)
>>510718825
Already debunked.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1m2lad6/chrysler_guy_is_lying/

Then the boomer faggot gets mad if you ask if he's ever going to buy your fucking pencil or give it back..

>>510729864
>Proprietary software essential for your car to move
That would be the "hate you" part of "They hate you and want you dead."

>>510729589
My farm truck is a 73 F250 Highboy
390. 4x4. It's that ugly bronze color they had but who cares - its a farm truck.
It's a fukin tank. Really.
I've had boomers roll into my driveway, tell me some nostalgic bullshit story and then say
>I'll give you $2500 for that old truck
Get off my land
Really.
>Well... no harm in asking
Yeah, there is. You come into my life on my land and lowball me like that and you expect me to not take that as an insult.
Get off my land. Now.
>No need to be rude
I got every need to be fuckin rude
You think this is 1987 or some shit? Or worse, you think I'm an idiot?
Get your wrinkly old dusty ass back into your car and fuck off back to On Golden Pond

>>510722073
You can always tell which assets and companies are jewish, because there are never any recurring taxes or fees on their assets. Which, as you aptly observed and described, just sit around collecting dust… forever, if they aren’t sold.

But when a gentile owns assets or companies, things change. Now you’ll notice the person constabtly rotating stock in and out, not hanging on to old assets that don’t sell cleanly. The reason is that (((somehow))) the gentile owners are forced to pay recurring taxes and fees on their assets.

I once knew a jewish guy who owned a used csr lot, and he was able to use all his cars for uber illehally with zero fuss. It’s all about jews having connections and criminalizing everything so that the only way to do things legally or profitably is to have tbose jewish connections that’ll cut you and your entierprises some major slack.

>>510730597
Wait until you find out about the remote kill-switches they want installed

>>510730408
Lying about what?
I ain't clickin' that shit nigga
I've seen an older car tank a 40 mph collision with barely any damage.
That guy with the Chrysler might have some trouble opening his trunk at worst

>>510725152
Jews want stories like yours to get buried while they keep spreading their propaganda everywhere.
>it’s SAFER, goy! Studies show! Experts say!
The biggest problem to solving jewish power is that normies believe everything that jews tell them.

>>510725153
>Honda and Toyota have US factories and make the best american cars.
This. I worked at Carmax for three years from 2017-20. I’ve driven every vehicle made since 2000 (save for Ferraris and shit like that) and can safely say the only vehicles made after 2015 that are worth buying are Honda and Toyota. Everything else is cheap garbage that is made to break. Transmissions going bad at 30k, engines blowing up at 60k, etc.
From what I understand vehicles have only gotten worse.
If you’re buying new here is what I can tell you: avoid CVT transmissions at ALL COSTS, Honda and Toyota are your best bet (make sure to get one of the models without CVT) but I hear Mazda is solid now and still puts normal 6 speeds in their vehicles (make sure to get the smaller of the two engines, it’s a champ and the bigger one blows up), if you MUST buy American buy a flagship vehicle (F150, Charger, etc) since they’re the face of the brand they’re usually more reliable, and lastly avoid Nissan at all costs.
>avoid Nissan at all costs
Their transmissions are shit and have been for the last 15 years. That’s important, but the more important factor is that the company is about to go under because of it. If they fail or have to sell out it may send a message to the other manufacturers that people aren’t buying slop anymore.
The best thing to do is buy late 90s through 2012ish though. You can buy an older vehicle for under 10k. It’s to the point you can spend $5k a year in maintenance and still be coming out for less than you would a year worth of payments on an equivalent new vehicle. With vehicles from this era, almost every repair process is on YouTube and most can be done with simple sets of tools. I’d also recommend getting one of those big model-specific repair books (can’t remember the name) for your vehicle because I’ll bet my house that within the next few years Jews will have the vehicle maintenance videos removed from YouTube for this reason.

>>510730702
2,500.

You think that paper will halt buck shot?
Get off my land.
You get it.

>>510718766 (OP)
That's a Chrysler Imperial. It's not fair to use that as an example because compared to other cars of the era that thing is a fucking tank.

>>510718766 (OP)
Yes, you can't sell a shitton of parts if the parts don't break easily. Human safety is secondary.

>>510730702
It's pretty inspiring.
I see the rare based zoomers in my area driving refurbished '70s and '80s pickups pretty often.
Same with people fixing up old derelict tractors.

>>510726019
Tranny failure lol lmao

>>510727283
she's cute ngl

>>510718766 (OP)
Everything about the United States is a scam and the American people are trained narcissistic psychopaths.

>>510731162
Mehh.
Until it's gone.

7,999 I think I am under fair by a dollar.


What what what? 5 months later...

>>510718825
God bless Ronald Reagan! I miss voting for that man! Car makers make money selling debt.

>>510718895
pff who needs crumple zones when you have bones

>>510731058
My farm tractor is a 1947 Ford 8N - two digit serial number on the crankcase
So primitive it looks like it rolled out of the Paleolithic... or was uncovered in a pyramid
Zoomer couple bought a small lot about a half mile from here.
I see a Ford 8N under their shed with a bush hog.
Good for them.

>>510730702
You sound like a dour individual, there is no offense in that. I certainly don’t get upset when people stop and talk to me and make an offer.

>>510730846
Chrysler wasn't involved on the crash, he passed by, stopped in front of the car and took pictures for internet clout.

>>510727652
>Going to get bailed out again though.
This is the reason we are where we are. In 2008 the government showed automakers (and banks too) that they can do whatever they want and get bailed out with taxpayer dollars. So now they sell slop at ridiculous prices because some suckers will buy them and even if they don’t, the government will bail them out again. Everyone involved with that bailout should be swaying from a tree

>>510730702
>tell them no
>they leave
>you still own the vehicle
Getting butthurt over the fact you believe you're getting "lowballed" sounds like some kind emotional bullshit a woman would claim.
Don't be such a bitch.

>>510731324
Kek, look at the seatbelts. One of them lost his teeth from the accident. Nothing happens to them if thete are real seatbelts.

>>510727235
I spy with my little eye ..

>>510718825
GYATT!

>>510730786
It's almost certainly already a thing.
They just need to roll it out openly for use by LE and lenders.

Speaking of kill switches and remote control of newer vehicles, you now remember Michael Hastings

>>510731492
Lowballing is part of the game, but boomers are the ones who do that shit then go around to sell their 03 Corvette for $27k because “I know what I have”

new cars suck ass with all the electronics. the only good new features are backup cameras, and that doesn't need the 900 cpus new cars need and makes repairing them impossible. i have a newer mazda and hate that i can't replace a lightbulb, no it has to be the entire light assembly which costs $300.

never buy american. buy something made in japan (don't be fooled by jap cars assembled in america). cars peaked in the 90s

>>510731511
They are 5 points but they didn’t bother with the upper harnesses as they were only doing a short drive.

>>510731452
Why is a license plate laying on the asphalt with apparent crash damage, while the license plate is missing from the Chrysler?
Guy sure went through a lot of trouble to stage it if the redditards are correct

>>510726791
Da. Tardboard tank Is safest tank

>>510731492
Every week that goes by, at least one - likely two - boomers stop by to do this.
I've even had them put long, rambling letters in my mailbox with their contact information, begging to buy my truck
I was polite the first two dozen times
Now I am not so polite
You can fuck all the way off with the boomers
Pack your shit, fuck all the way off and when you get there, turn right and fuck off some more
Bitch

>>510731967
35 mph kill zones, your safety Jannie.

>>510718865

>>510730724
>Tax records reveal the jew
Screenshotted
That's interesting and useful. Didn't expect it in an automotive-themed /pol/ thread

>>510718895
Fuck safety. It’s not like Earth has an Underpopulation Problem.

>>510718895
Actually beliefs what the kike tells him. Crumple zones are there to trash the car because the real money is in parts

>>510726041
Partially right. Bumpers used to be a continually reusable low impact feature. Now a low impact trashes the "bumper". Airbags are solely a trash the car feature.

>>510732075
Probably looks like it’s cheap/beat and they can get it, welcome to classic cars retard.

>>510732173
Water wake waves on the port and starboard.

Oh God sponge boob!

George you might be the biggest fake fa**oti know

>>510719345
You've never seen anything like the Rally Fighter driving on their test track. Cars aren't supposed to have hang time over tabletop jumps but the Rally Fighter did.

>>510731967
Nah he didn't, a lot of effort would be smashing some lights so it would appear more realistic.
Old cars were tougher for sure but not the glass covering the lightbulbs, those broke like... glass, yet they are all perfectly fine. You got duped but that's ok, we all fall to demoralization shills from time to time.

What is sorb
For better or worse modern cars are way safer for the human, at the cost of the car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXdpi08fmHI

>>510718766 (OP)
The engine was also much easier to maintain and was made with replaceable parts that were built to last. Now you have to take it to a dealership because it requires specialized parts designed to fail.

>>510732433
Yeah that's some is it true mild steel before I put on frame chains question it it hit at 50 mph.

>>510718766 (OP)
All cars newer than ~25 years old are shit.

>>510732318
It's a farm truck
That's what it is FOR
Mechanically it is excellent. Interior is excellent. Exterior looks about as you would expect. It started off as a farm truck in SoCal at some big orchard/produce farm or whatever and now I got it.
It's having it's fuel tanks replaced as I write this
It does not help things that we live on a road that has a boat landing nearby
Starting every Thursday evening, like clockwork, a cavalcade of boomers driving tour busses the size of a Burger King - towing Jeeps or golf carts or John Deere gators on trailers - head down there.
Invariably, I get some that stop here and repeat the same tired shit
>I'll give you $2,500 for that truck
>Nigger, you are driving a tour bus that cost more than my entire farm and everything on it
>Fuck you and your 2500 dollars
The only time they do not do this is winter.

>>510732686
Mehh, thou go to a bmw repair lot at ones that hit at 80 mph they did not called totalled or death scrap.

>>510732471
Skip to 6:40 for cardboard door cover in the older car

>>510719345
what a friendly looking front end

>>510732904
ESL?

Also bmw drivers are stupid that pay 1,500 for a single brake rotor and lawyers to sew any after production part maker's.

>>510732904
BMW are totaled after the second owner
Now there is a brand to complain about being a lease machine

>>510718825
That will buff out.

>>510718766 (OP)
>My head exploded but my fender was fine!
The average American.

>>510733148
Nah, they tried to have a stand off with the body puddy and paint guys.

A college degree does not make a mirror since.

>>510733145
>>510733148
My BMW is 35 years old and it is still in great shape. Parts are not any more expensive than they are for any other car, though it is getting more difficult to source proper parts that were made in Garmany.

new car deals are subscription based shit.
you need to pay a monthly payment to have seat heaters.
you need to pay a monthly premium to overclock your engines. it is the same fucking engine. but the sports version works on a premium and only unlocks when you pay the monthly fee.

it is all bogged to hell and back. old cars are going to be worth fortunes soon.

>>510733322
As much has I hated that volo it was an easy to clean car on the inside....

>>510730408
Thank you for your service lisp-anon.

>>510733497
Some Volvos are pretty nice, anon. I know a guy who recently did an LS swap on his.

>>510732433
>Reddit know-it-all expert opinion
There is obvious damage at the bottom of the license-plate mount, what appears to be a solid piece of steel behind where the plate would have been, and and the body line of the trunk is visibly askew as if the Chrysler did take some damage.
Also, those light covers are plastic, not glass, and the front bumper of the other car would have sat lower, meaning it likely wedged under where the plastic would be.
The bumper, bumper shocks, and plastic inserts are made to flex as described here: >>510729123

>>510723576
wtf is a leaf doing looking at electric cars? Those don't work very well in the cold. And sure, go ahead, get a Hyndai, there are 15 niggers waiting to steal it for a 10 minute joy ride before they total it.

I got one of these for $300 then after the fuck in the back seat.
Idk I ever clean it.

It was something to get it off the ground to brake the back strut.

No it's gone.

>>510733466
>it is all bogged to hell and back. old cars are going to be worth fortunes soon.
The only time I will ever agree with one of you Seljuk steppe nigger barbarians...
Also, anyone who is remotely competent at fixing them will be in a good position
I took my truck to have it tuned up. After an hour the owner came and apologized
>We can't fix your truck - I am very sorry.
>Why not? Is it broken beyond repair or something?
>No...
>We just don't have anyone who is qualified to work on a carburetor
These words were said to my face, in the first world nation of the United States, at a decent mechanic's shop two years ago
Think about that
"We do not have anyone who is qualified to work on a carburetor"
....

>>510733843
Vroooooooooooooom drop first.

Zoom blam. Zizzxxxxxxzzzzzx tires smoking in wheel well.

There it is .
I found it.
That's what's fucked up..

>>510730939
>I’d also recommend getting one of those big model-specific repair books (can’t remember the name)
Haynes manual
Having used both Youtube, and Haynes manuals, I found the manuals superior in general, but Youtube mechanics will often show useful little tricks when you find yourself in a bind where it don't work like it should be

>>510718766 (OP)
While I do miss the steel panels that are reinforced, every poster is wrong about modern cars. We have literally the most reliable engines ever to exist being produced right now, with the next gen’s about to be even better.
They are faster, stronger, and more efficient. The LS engine is probably just as reliable and in every metric better than the old first gen Hemis that everyone loves to suck each other off over. These fucking engines will run 300,000 minimum, and I know because I’ve made two go further. I know it’s unpopular but I also remember how old cars would break down every week and that was normal. Now if someone have a break down every week, they are probably full of shit.

>>510732829
If they are rich just give out the ridiculous number. That’s what I do but it’s important to not be a dick over some shitbox.

>>510734220
Yes. Now give me a 600k diesel dike in a car.

>>510725265
And two new front teeth LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oO226PgSkg&t=5m16s

>>510718766 (OP)
i have an 84 cimarron and it makes the hoes go brazy

>>510734436
They have to create a 300,000 start motor withbits own mother board comter to begin to match the power of the 600k diesel dike.

>>510733732
Spark isn't electric you fucking braindead pajeet

>>510734728
Spark is ARC gap..?

>>510732829
Sound's like you could benefit from hanging a "(insert exorbitant price), FIRM!!!, no negotiation" FOR SALE sign on it and taking the offer if one of them really wants it that bad.
Might be nostalgia boomers willing to pay it because they popped Betty Sue's cherry in the bed of a truck just like it.

If I had a 200 killawat ARC gap I'd need a throw out armature.

>>510718766 (OP)
Yeah, cash for clunkers was a massive psyop to get npcs switching from their old classic shit boxes to modern nanny state garbage with planned obsolescence.

>>510721549
>just build a supercar and constantly engage in high speed pursuits bro

>>510718825
>God Bless Ronald Reagan
fucking based

Idk know why every time I open my eyes I want to kill kill kill.

America that's why..

>>510734130
Chilton's manuals are pretty good too. Bentley manuals for BMW. However, nothing beats a proper shop manual. That said, youtube is awesome when it comes to fixing things.

>>510731355
>1947 Ford 8N
Mid-20th century tractors, BEST TRACTORS.

>>510734220
The engines themselves are great.
It's all the electronic slop and proprietary software that's terrible
Have a Ford with the consumer-grade Coyote engine at ~200k miles and never had a problem.

>>510719691
the japanese make a better cars with all that shit existing and while being unionized. couldn't pay me to own an amerigoy shit box put together by niggers.

>>510735310
From zero. What's the first weapon in doom. ?
But. From the start . The first weapon is?

>>510734220
>We have literally the most reliable engines ever to exist being produced right now
We have undersized three cyclinder engines with turbos pumping out 400 hp that will be dead in three years. The best engines ever built were build from ~1980 until ~2005. If you want reliability go buy a mid 90's toyota/lexus/honda/acura/mercedes/bmw or something. The Buick Le Sabre with the 3.8 was great as was the Ford Panther platform. (Most) new engines are crap.

>>510718895
/pol/ not knowing this is fitting...

>>510734220
I'm also a fan of the Chevy LS motors. Very reliable, easy to work on. All around great.

>>510734220
>We have literally the most reliable engines ever to exist being produced right now, with the next gen’s about to be even better.
OK Grok.
>>510734829
>>510734728
Fucking Leaf, last time I thought about the Chevy Spark
>Spark EV was once offered as an electric option; however, that model was discontinued in 2016.

>>510718766 (OP)
Pol IQ strikes again!

>>510735632
Ribbed for pleasure zones.

>>510735393
I would love to replace my fox with a late s197 or s550 but every coyote powered mustang I've seen sounds like shit.

>>510732173
The irony being that Karl Wolff would have been hung by the neck until dead in 1946 at latest, if he had not run to both the Pope and the glowniggers (glowjews back then) in 1944 already, and bought himself protection by handing over Mussolini's RSI to the US Army and keeping his mouth tightly shut about it at Nuremberg while he sent his superior officers to the gallows.

By his own standards, he was the kikiest kike there is. No loyalty whatsoever. Only motivated by personal gain.

>>510735779
>I would love to place a...
Ribbed for pleasure zones

If it's that kind of party I am going to stick my dick the the bee hive....
No one?

Get swole...

Was the hook.

>>510718825
Fucking hell, how gullible are you people?

>>510732473
>Now you have to take it to a dealership because
there is much money to be made by extracting your dox from the "cockpit electronics suite" and selling them to the highest bidder.

>>510735700
You're a fucking nigger shitskin pajeet. Fuck off out of here you fucking shitskin

>>510736211
You will fear in in car bee farmer.

Armor +venom 3

>>510735763
Someone should make a crash test video series of >1985 tin-can cars vs '70s and early '80s tanks to show that you niggerfaggots don't have a clue how good things really were.

>>510719064
The crumpling absorbs the shock, the guy in the chrysler gets most of the force transferred right into his body. It's probably not deadly, but it might injure his spine.

>>510736193
I once saw a collision between a Lada and a Mercedes. The Mercedes was totaled, the Lada had a broken headlight.

>>510727635
No homo, I love you. The gnx was such an awesome car that had no business being made by most peoples standards. But the mad men did it anyways. Super jealous you got to experience that. I'm still happy with my 4th gen ws6 ta but want an 80s g body someday too. Loved those as a kid.

>>510736348
OK Grok.

>>510719345
100% would drive and have fun

>>510736405
There are crash test vid out there, older ones were less stringent as they didn’t do real world crashes with corners hitting each other.
https://youtu.be/uoShPiK6878?si=cT-IZfhdmYFO9Pvk
New cars keep the seating area more rigid and safer in a general sense.

>>510736405
most automotive test agencies have done variations of those tests.
https://youtu.be/C_r5UJrxcck

>>510718766 (OP)
>1973 Chrysler gets hit by a modern car and barely has a scratch on it.

but does it pass emissions tests?

>>510725357
Crumpling like aluminum foil isn't "safe". These cars are crash tested at like 35mph. So at highway speeds your being "protected" by foil and candy wrappers. Its not like these cars all have roll cages to protect your body from the tonnage that crushes that car. People love acting smug when they cite tests and benchmarks but always fail to understand how they're done and to what standard.

>>510737746
If it's true to yourself, that's what you want from it as a car.

fake and homosexual. are you gonna post same shit every day nigga or man up and kys finally?!

>>510736459
~2,500lb car vs ~4,000lb car
>The old cars weren't built to absorb shock
They had 5mph bumper with short shock absorbers mandatory long before the Chrysler would have been built

>>510738262
And I hope a fucking Subaru always passes you on the back roads.

>>510731492
Take your meds boomer.

>>510718825
God Bless Ronald Reagan!

>>510738593
Cope to losing pink slips to a race with a $800 nigger black doge neon with nos inject.

>>510718766 (OP)
everything is a joke
just end this gay earth already

>>510718766 (OP)
Things were built to last. That's what people expected. But companies who provide durable products go out of business. So planned obsolescence was enacted. Now your refrigerator dies after five or six years instead of 25 or 30.

The auto industry got to participate by adding crumple zones which ostensibly protect the occupants but in reality cause the entire vehicle to be written off after even a low speed impact.

This happened to me, just as it is in the photo. 1986 Grand Marquis and a 2016 Volkswagen Beetle. I was driving the former, the latter slid into me in winter on a hill. At low speed. Guess which one was completely destroyed?

A stupid friend of mine driving an old Chevelle
stopped at a red light, the nose of the car went past the crosswalk and stuck out into the intersection. That's a heavy steel chrome bumper. A car going through the intersection scraped the bumper. The whole side of their car was sliced like a can-opener. totaled
not a scratch on the Chevelle

>>510718766 (OP)
>steel vs plastic
>neanderthal is confused
m8, do you even brain?

>>510721092
wow, license plate gone that was held in by screws. meanwhile there's a crumpled tin can behind him. went over your head me thinks

>>510718865
The ultimate conclusion I came to in my 30s (now 40s, married, kids).

>Docs & healthcare. Scam
>Food industry. Scam
>Car & home "ownership". Scam
>Try to go out & just have a beer to socialize. Scam
>Video games. Scam
>Having actual borders. Scam
>Dating, marriage, kids. Well that's a scam too innit?

Basically just trying to exist is a scam. Why do Jews have to suck the life outta every single thing, nickle & dime everything to death? A fucking waging machine is a scam now, has 100 settings & is meant to die in a couple years. It washes clothes for fuck sake! That's all it's supposed to do, but nope. Too simple. Scam it baby.

Boomers don't understand this concept, hence the "just hike up your britches" sentiment. They don't get all this shit has reached a fever pitch, has been figured out how to squeeze every single thing from every which way.

Blood from a turnip is what we're all living now, mindlessly, thanks to the internet pacifier. Creativity, music, film, etc are all dead now thanks to it.

>>510738152
when the old thread dead he immediately posted the same one again.

>>510718766 (OP)
Crash both into a concrete wall at 50 mph and see which one rips your brain stem out.

>>510725117
Deboonked! Impala had cut frame rails

>>510735561
>If you want reliability
>mercedes/bmw
No.

>>510736921
I had a Geo Metro hit the rear of a stopped (getting ready to make a left turn)1981 Sedan Deville I was driving on a 35 mph road and the Metro was destroyed up to the engine block
Only a scuff on the plastic trim around the bumper of the cadillac.
The old lady who hit me was okay, likely because of her airbags.
I'm not arguing about passenger zones or head-on collisions at 65mph as shown in that video, where both vehicles are utterly demolished.

OP pic is entirely possible, especially considering the car behind the old Chrysler likely wedged underneath the rear bumper.

>>510719493
Do you not trust the SCIENCE, you stupid bigot? You DENY the SCIENCE? you are a racist homophobic nazi. I'm gonna find out where you work and get you fired

>>510718766 (OP)
HOLY FUCK OP YOU CRACKED THE CODE. AIRBAGS ARE A SCAM TOO FUCK MAN WOW WHAT A GOD DAMNED SCAM. QUICK GO DRIVE YOUR FULLY SICK METAL CAR INTO A WALL AT 100MPH IT WILL SURVIVE WITHOUT A SCRATCH BRO.

>>510739193
We appreciate your post

>>510739193
>everything is a scam
And yet here you are on the internet scam central. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID YOU'RE BEING SCAMMED NEVER GO ONLINE BRO HOLY SHIT.

>>510737898
>Its not like these cars all have roll cages to protect your body
It's okay if you don't know how modern cars are built, but you don't have to get angry about it.

>>510731324
Where is source for this? Wanna watch lol

>>510718895
yeah white car (totally destroyed) is more safe
what are you smoking ?

>>510725814
you gonna pull my engine to replace the timing chains in 30 minutes?

>>510718895
Why do race cars have roll cages that don't crumple?

>>510718766 (OP)
>1973 Chrysler gets hit by a modern car and barely has a scratch on it.
Burger know shit about physics also...yes its a scam

>>510718895
>modern cars are objectively safer.
Yes, 100%.

>>510718766 (OP)
Crumpled car or crumpled spine: your choice!

>>510739939
No, believe me as someone who's been online off/online since the mid 90s, I'm well aware the entirely of the modern internet is a jeet, bot, Jew scam to keep normies complacent.

But everyone is engaged in this shit now. I fuckin hate texting & would rather just call you to talk like a real person, but no one seems to like that now either, even the older people. I'm a prisoner in this shit, remembering a completely different world not that long ago.

>>510718825
See >>510725645
If your new car crashes into a concrete wall then it isn't going to deform and the energy of the impact is going to kill you rather than being used up on crumple zones.

>>510731313
>! I miss voting for that man!
He did say 'well' a lot.

>>510718766 (OP)
>>510718825
Now I understand why when a car so much get's a bend anywhere on the body the insurance company write it off as Totaled. I use to think most damage could be fixed/replaced but when all cars look like they're built with plastic and lego bricks any bump, bend or break is expensive.

>>510741396
new*
Meant to type 'old', but you get the point

>>510740956
Who was the bastard that wrecked his car in 1925 ruining the statistics?

>>510740758
In case you roll you fucking idiot. The car disintegrates around the driver, the roll cage doesn't. You're actually retarded.

>>510726791
>cardboard tank
New wonderwaffle just dropped

>>510721065
In the decades past, it was common for people to die in horrific ways in fairly benign wrecks. Getting launched through the windshield, decapitated, brains totally liquified from slamming into the dashboard or steering wheel, etc.
There is a lot of energy in an automobile collision. If you build super stronk car that won't be damaged by the collision, the energy will just get transferred into the soft, weak, fragile human passengers.
Now with crumple zones and airbags and all of that stuff, passengers are far more likely to survive wrecks that would have been 100% fatal in the past. A car getting totaled in a wreck is better than the passenger inside getting totaled because you wanted to build a solid, indestructible brick of a car.

>>510718895
>>510740956

The crumple zones are a safety feature; but they're also a scheme to sell new cars.

You bust up a bumper on an old car and its a cheap easy repair, you have a fender bender on a modern car and you're looking at $5000 of body work.

>>510740758
My daughter was embarrassed driving to school,she had to climb out the window because I put a 16 point cage in her first car.
She got even with me. She came home and said "Dad, all the boys at school love my car"

>>510739759
>So fucking mind broken that have to inject the clotshot into every aspect of his thinking
So called free thinkers lmao

>>510721919
Kek

>>510724720
Ever been rear ended by someone going fucking fast as hell? Feels like shit

>>510721065
You can test it yourself if you don't believe it.

I played a game with a little wooden cart and an egg that went down a ramp, if the egg was in the cart without any materials around it then it would break on impact. If you put stiff materials around it then it would still break, but if you put squishy materials the egg survived the impact. It's pretty obvious because the hard materials transmit the energy of the impact to the egg whereas the squishy ones absorb some of it first.

>>510719064
if he was hit by another 76 deathbox, yes both would get fucked. the modern car saved him from major i juries by absorbing the impact. cars are designed to crumple in front. if he was the one to hit the modern car from the back he would probably die.

>>510735310
I paid my week long ErWin subscription to scrape all my Audi books.

>>510741913
I can't afford eggs to eat let alone waste doing crumple zone experiments.

>>510721559
>I really don't understand all the newer ones are uglier and more expensive
Mandatory safety features plus aerodynamics to improve MPG.
High front hood is required for pedestrian safety (mostly European), creates more space between the head of the pedestrian you just hit and the hard components in the engine bay.
High beltline above passenger shoulders is for mandatory side impact protection features inside the door. This results in the bunker style narrow windows because they try to keep the roof as low as possible for aerodynamic efficiency.
Cars all end up looking like generic jellybean shaped crossovers because that is the most aerodynamic while also maintaining safety features plus customers (women) dislike of feeling small and undersized compared to surrounding traffic.
Designers then add superfluous vents and swoops and angles and other unnecessary design features in an attempt to make their generic jellybean car look different from all of the other generic jellybean cars.
t. top tier expert in this field, know more than all but a handful of people in the world.

>>510739193
Hopefully you're LARPing because it'd be kind of sad if you're over 40 and still as dumb as some 12 year old edgelord lol

Meanwhile in Latvia: a new retarded law forces you to buy insurance even if your shitbox is parked in a garage with no wheels, battery or fuel. Honkity honk honk.

>>510741851
You 1000% took the vaccine

>>510718825
Technically speaking, and if you're being as generous as possible, modern cars are designed to deform so as to diffuse and reduce impact force. In an older metal car, the force is much harder on the occupants due to the hard metal barely absorbing any of the impact and instead transferring it to everything inside.
Bare in mind that this is the justification our forward by car manufacturers. The validity of such claims may or may not possess a significant degree of truth.

>>510739759
>>510741851

https://youtu.be/DtZ9IvQAVfc

I want an Element. One went for sale for cheep because it was some grandma looking to help someone with a low price. A guy bought it immediately put it back on sale for about $4000 more and it was gone.

you know how niggers crash into you and try to kill you with their cars, lie about their race with cops help? niggers got a word for it now called crashout

>>510740521
>>510731324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oO226PgSkg&ab_channel=AutotopiaLA

>>510742595
They're great cars. I've had one for over 10 years. Keep it stock and it'll treat you well.

>>510719827
Yup
Trying to buy a used car right now, and I'm seeing all this shit in person for the first time. I knew it was happening theoretically, but actually looking at some of the used cars their selling, with features I don't want or need, which will inevitably break and force me to pay even more for shit I don't want or need is fucking demoralizing

>>510718766 (OP)
americans were pushed a waste of resourses sysstem, were cars and a way o living were imposed o get big profits from oil industry

>>510738152
Glownigger Grok making /pol/ unusable.

>>510738363
HUH?
I've never had someone curse me in such a way
As long as he doesn't slow down after he gets in front of me, I guess.

>>510718825
>>510718766 (OP)
Yes, it's an absolute scam.
The cars are made out of popcan quality steel, or actually plastic these days.
They are designed to rust through, I have a car that the AC drips directly into the front subframe.
The mechanics are also Des gned to fail, a cvt is only supposed to last 80,000 miles and is literally unservicable even by the factory

>>510744191
LOL
There's no record of this same thread or OP pic in the archive.
We're probably arguing with auto-industry shills

No one wants their new slop and auto execs and should be on the streets living in '70s vehicles by all rights.
At least the land yachts had comfy plush seats back then.