Why do you expect girls to like you, when you don't even own a private plane?

I'm funny

>>510744071 (OP)
I have a one seater.

>>510744071 (OP)
I'm willing to eat their asshole

>>510744071 (OP)
My Big Red Cock

>>510744071 (OP)
I don't expect anyone to like me.

>>510744071 (OP)

>>510744128
Prove it. Tell us a joke clown.

>>510744071 (OP)
so you're a girl and you just got on some assholes private plane
either you're getting raped, you're getting paid to be shit on or the plane is about to go down due to maintenance issues

but you get to take a selfie!

>>510744381
this guy gets it

>>510744071 (OP)
I don't, that's why I lie to them and tell them I have a private plane. How are they ever going to know? I only need them once, then I move on to another. Men have become gamblers and women whores, and both are liars. Fake it till you make it has gone global, and planes are falling out of the sky. Honesty is no more.

>>510744071 (OP)
I know how to fly a plane. We can go virtually flying together. And then we "arrive" at our destination, we can lay out a little model set of the city, it'll be so cute!
:D

>>510744596
D:
and you're okay with this, anon??!

>>510744071 (OP)
Girls like me, i just don't do social life.

>>510744642
ur a keeper, anon

>>510744764
Girls don't like me. I've never had a gf.

>>510744071 (OP)
I don't. and thats why I have all my hair and a positive balance in my bank account even with a modest salary

>>510744800
Thank you so much anon, you really don't know how much that means to me.

>>510744839
you definitely could though
bitches love microsoft flight simulator and model villages specifically

>>510744753
You think I'm actually picking up women? I'm a fucking virgin neet. I'm just venting my sexual frustration. I am the Shakespeare of the pent-up and hard, terminally edging because no one who will suck my cock.

>>510744071 (OP)
i live in poverty

>>510744919
I mean I'm jesting here
>>510744920
it does sound magical but like for a specific type of girl
if you can get some like "main girls best friend" type who is like a lil frumply and probably has a weird hobby
you need like someone who used to be an indie chick, one of those quirky types, but she's been traumatised by the modern age and recessed into herself
she'll think being take on a virtual flight to venice and then like getting there
you get some garlic bread out and serve some pasta in like some mock venice

you would slay

imagine having a plane and getting a cuntoid like this
just imagine this cuntoid as a man if you want a laugh
you wouldn't even notice him as you walked by
he would be a 1/10

>>510745120
It does sound like something I would want to do for sure. And I would love an introverted quirky girl that's been traumatized by the modern age.

>>510745113
I think a lot of anons do. I do somewhat, except I own most of my own shit. We don't talk about anons suffering here enough. We need to have that talk more.

>>510745410
right you could do some venetian facades out of cardboard and wear a fancy dress moustache and have some masquerade masks on sticks while you eat some pasta
it's some real indie movie shit, that

but she already needs to be a bit weird so she can sit there in a chair behind ur pc while ur airbreak urself to italy in 45 mins

>>510745113
What even is poverty in norway? Don't you get generous gibs?

>>510744473
Why don't scientists trusts atoms... because they make up everything!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

>>510745113
We all do, Anon. Where's the Pope to call a crusade when you need him? Hell, a jihad at this point would be great, but I see no one waving the flags that matter, only rainbow stripes and triangles with buttholes. I long to hear a 'Deus Vult!' or 'Allahu Akbar!', but the only sound is a whimpering, tears shed in silence. This is the West now, the fuck toy of capital and the leeches who hang on, the swarms of masses, all for nothing. The buffet has been overrun, and there's nothing left for the quiet man who comes in on the evening, who just wants to eat in quiet and peace, and not hear the hooting and hollering of fucking niggers and jeets. Fuck this gay earth. Enjoy your winnings. It's all yours, nothing but the ruins of Babel.

>>510745591
I'll do a big projection on the wall so she can see the trip the whole way through, and when at cruising altitude I'll put on a flight attendent shirt and deliver her a 5 star (or at least as good I can possibly do) of an inflight meal. And then yeah I already know how to make good pasta and meatballs. Fug this would be awesome.

>>510744071 (OP)
I don't
Thanks for posting today