>be CEO
>cheat on your wife with your lead HR rep
>take her to Coldplay concert
>get caught on livestream
>now your own company is launching an investigation
JUST

>>510750220 (OP)
>now your own company is launching an investigation
Co finds CEO did nothing wrong, relationship consensual, everyone gets pay raise, several low level employees get laid off to pay for raises.

>>510750662
>Co finds CEO did nothing wrong, relationship consensual
That's not how it works in the corporate world, if he was her superior they generally have to disclosure their relationship since it's a conflict of interests. This kind of shit absolutely gets people fired.

>>510750220 (OP)
What do any of these meme companies even do? Who are these people? These aren't real people.

>>510750220 (OP)
Some people never heard of work wife or work husband?
Get a life

>>510750220 (OP)
>utterly punchable faces

Fuck them. They’ll get another high paying job in a few years and probably have golden parachutes.

>>510750220 (OP)
Took me a couple of readings to realize that
>Astronomer
is the name of a company. Who the fuck names their company Astronomer? That's retarded and they should feel stupid about it.

>>510750220 (OP)
No one has ever heard of this company. What do they even do? Look at the stars?

>>510750220 (OP)
Why the fuck would anyone want to be a CEO if that is level of pussy you can score? These guys are pathetic.

>>510750986
>hello my company’s name is oceanographer

Yeah that does sound fucking retarded

>be paying customer
>goto business at the cost of hundreds of dollars
>business humiliates you, and releases information about you to the world.
>wife divorces you
>business removes you

Sounds like a great lawsuit in the works.

>>510751070
Just wait til they look a little more into his personal life, I bet his side piece is young and tasty.

>>510750781
He was just holding her up when she fell down. Nothing to see here.

>>510750806
>>510750986
>>510751056
i looked it up and it looks like they are another bullshit jewish middleware piece of shit SaaS product sold to lots of well known companies

>>510750220 (OP)
If you actually give a shit about this I hope you die immediately

>>510750662
Yup
>Johnny in data processing said he saw them talking within close proximity in an after work social event but didn't report
>Per our policy, "I'd you see something, say something".
>We had to let Johnny go because he didn't embody our values. This all could have been avoided if Johnny did the right thing.
>Keep that in mind, folks. We are all responsible for this company. It's called an "entrepreneur" oriented work model.

>>510751070
utterly pathetic. i hagmaxx roasties that look exactly like that bitch and i defile them in ways they never imagined possible.
>t. broke alcoholic manlet with a chad face

Regardless, anyone who willingly attends a Coldplay concert deserves this and much worse

>>510750220 (OP)
:/ why is this even a news story, nobody cared when that billionaire got shot I'm not gonna care about this rich faggot's marital problems

>>510751288
that is his side piece retard. imagine how heinous his actual spouse is

>>510751070
>These guys are pathetic.
Dude thats hilarious you say that because Boston is full of these miserable rich guys. I genuinely don't know what motivates them to work so hard for fucking mid pussy and endless stress. Think its puritanism

>>510751070
HR roasties fuck their way up, they dont actually have any skills

>>510750781
>That's not how it works in the corporate world

Ackshually, it really all depends upon how jewish is he, how real of a company is it, and is everyone on the board a crony-phoney and blackmailed piece of shit that he put into place.
There are no real and objective laws and rules, everything is relative depending on how much power and wealth you can leverage, and what networks you are part of to get behind-the-curtain privileges.
For the normies sake, and to save face in the grand scheme of things to keep this rigged game afloat, he might have to 'step down', but he'll still be getting pay-outs from his company and/or put into some new shell business or board seat to continue "his work" in carrying out the above-board corporate side of the luciferian agenda.

>>510750220 (OP)
You know what looks worse than cheating on your wife? Going to a coldplay concert.

>>510750781
Disclose it ... To her. So she enforces the policy.

>>510750220 (OP)
Anyone who listens to Coldplay deserves to be raped and murdered

>>510751563
Underrated comment.

Why is it important for them to let us know he is an astronomer?

> YOUR OWN COMPANY
> if you don’t own all or most of the shareholder equity it’s not your company

>>510751327
Parasitic capitalism.
or, Judeo-Capitalism.

>>510750220 (OP)
They're all called some variation of Kristin

>>510751671
Yes

>>510751635
Fuck working in general (easy or hard).
The fucking homeless get more hand outs than any other group. Illegal beaners have more rights than a bald eagle and the government tries to break its own back to give them free shit.
Fuck this joke of a country and fuck ever working hard here.

>>510750220 (OP)
HR: no no! you can’t date your coworkers

Meanwhile she’s blowing the ceo. These HR ladies are the worst people on the planet.

>>510750220 (OP)
This is completely unrelated to the thread, but does anyone have that really fucked up looking kid wearing a MAGA t-shirt, that looks like he has some sort of congenital disease and a scar on his head? It's one of those FJB shirts or something. If you know, you know, I desperately need this image. Many thanks bros

Imagine using Israeli spyware like Cybereason

>>510750220 (OP)
Why would he bang some dried up hah when he had a fertile cute wife at home?

>>510752514
The girl on the left was the recently appointed VP of that company.
That guy literally fucked every woman in a high position

>>510752964
A lot of people cheat because they enjoy the thrill of sneaking around, not necessarily because they found someone hotter than their wife or whatever. This tracks pretty well with high-powered executive types who have to handle enormous amounts of pressure.

>>510752964
There was some other HR girl there that was in her 20s. They were probably all fucking. The C-suite chick probably took it in the ass.

>>510750220 (OP)
cool now about that Epstein list, can we see it?

>>510752595
I have it but I'm not posting it.

>>510750220 (OP)
Which is more shameful? Cheating on your wife or paying money to see Coldplay?

>>510750220 (OP)
Having a mistress is redpilled. You gay ass indians dont know about that shit.

>>510753351
Aww man. Fucking memeflag killjoy. It would have brought a slight chuckle to my community of flight sim boomers. You bastard

>>510752964
His worst mistake was not just leaning into the kiss and committing 100%; the very fact that they recoiled and tried to hide brought all the attention on them. Worst possible thing he could have done..

>>510750781
>This kind of shit absolutely gets people fired.
This guy will lose respect and so prolly his job. His hot little wife will divorce rape him and he'll see the kids once a month if he behaves. I give him two years before he an hero's himself.

>>510753760
>Worst possible thing he could have done.
Worst thing he could have done was to take that slag to a fuckin' Coldplay concert to begin with. He must be some kind of lonely and bored.

>>510753896
I wonder how the "kiss cam" guy picks and chooses his victims. Does he just wing it? Does he get tipped off? Is this the result of some devilish 4D chess by an enraged female at the office?

>>510750220 (OP)
It's always the HR whores.

>>510750973
>Fuck them. They’ll get another high paying job in a few years and probably have golden parachutes.
kek wouldn't be surprised if they both "resign" with great benefits, but then the company is forced to let go a half-a-dozen low-level employees to balance the books
C-level types never actually pay for their mistakes anymore, that's what the peons are for.

>>510750806
Some data analytics middleman shit but with AI, the website descriptions are so full of corpo jargon that it just comes off as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag

>>510750911
That’s gay as fuck. Your wife is cheating bro

>>510754021
Same thought process as hockey game crowd cams, winging it based on what they look like

>>510756033
I don't let my wife leave the house.

>>510751056
>What do they even do
ai
like everyone else
it's all ai

>>510751070
A nearly broke construction worker could go to Colombia and fuck hot chicks and act like a baller meanwhile the CEO is fucking some grandma looking woman

>>510750220 (OP)
Enough with the faggot homo tyranny
Can straight people have some peace?
Fuck off faggots.

>>510750220 (OP)
>company is open source software, which the jew hates
>msm is running the story before they even know who these people are (so they say)
>pushed hard globally

This is clearly a hit job. Someone was paid to have that camera pointed at these two people, likely by a (((competitor))).

>>510751601
I mean hot sugar baby side piece not plausible real relationship at work side piece

>>510750220 (OP)
>Implying he won't come out with some bullshit multimillion dollar pay out and told to fuck off
Seen it before. Nothing ever happens to these people.

>>510751327
Why do people keep falling for these scams? The worst one I've seen recently was Wiz. It has nothing to do with security and seems to be incredibly rudimentary, yet all of a sudden we have it and it's shilled everywhere.
Of course you look it up and it's Israeli and of course I work at a company that does a lot of business with Israel. Kek.

>>510751285
There is no expectation of privacy in a public setting, chud.

>>510757108
>Reselling Apache Airflow = open source
Really, nigga? What am I missing here?

>>510756326
Yeah I come in the rear...avoid that ring camera