Thread 510771723

The tensions between the governments of those two countries are escalating day by day and the fucking retarded kids on /pol/ are talking about hurr le einstein files, WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOUR COUNTRY IS ON THE VERGE OF GOING TO WAR

which side has more black men? that is the side that will win.

We should take out the government of Brazil with a decapitation strike.

I call dibs on Brazil tranny bussy.

I love brazil!

>>510771723 (OP)
>Mr president a third brazil thread has hit the catalogue

>>510772484
rare ID

>>510771723 (OP)
I mean, big population and all, but it's not exactly like Brazil is a real country or anything, I don't really see the threat.

>>510771723 (OP)
Oh no! A war would ruin the favela infrastructure! Be sure to invest in corrugated sheet metal and bike tires!

>>510771723 (OP)
Of course some Brazilian monkey would think his country is important enough for America to go to war with

>>510771723 (OP)
Everything is fine, nothing will happen, it's clown world just greed and cowardice, means just flip flopping with strong accusations until trump leaves office, fake and gay

Funnay.

>>510772390
We stand no chance once boots hit the ground
Fuck regime change, need a dick in that ass change>>510772484

>>510772069
please do that unironically and you can have all of the big bunda women to breed with

>>510771723 (OP)
Our trade with the US represents less than 2% of our GDP and most of it is commodity products which can be easily sold to other markets. A few billionaires here will be pissed for a few months and that's it.

>>510771723 (OP)
Seriously!? Why!?

>>510771723 (OP)
Nothing ever happens, but especially an America vs Brazil war

literally nothing will happen. Everything Brazil sells we can buy someplace else and vice versa.
Besides Trump is Putins bitch

>>510773598
Good luck living without GPS, payment services, bank accounts, etc.

>>510773703
Because Trump's friend, Bolsonaro, is being illegaly charged with an attempted coup (he wasn't even in the country when that happened).

>>510773845
I will make a harem of the most beautiful shemales from your country and have sexo with them

>>510773845
Maybe you're living under a rock but our banking system is at least 100 years ahead of US banking.

>>510771723 (OP)
STFU attention seeking whore, go fuck yourself

>>510771723 (OP)
The US won't do shit.
Brazil is decoupling from the United Pedo States of America. On July 9th, Trump sent us this picrel letter. We returned it to UPS of A diplomatic channels because it was so unhinged and filled with grammar errors that we thought it was fake. It turned out it was not.
Today, Bolsonaro was put on a monitoring anckle shackle, prohibited to communicate with his sons, prohibited to leave his home by night, prohibited from posting at any UPS of A social networks or getting near foreign embassies.
If Trump presses this Bolsonaro shit further, we will keep accelerating the hearings until Bolsonaro gets a 40 year sentence.
We don't give much of a fuck about the 50% tariffs because we run a pretty negative commerce balance with the US and it comprises only 13% of our total exports. China and Russia have already stepped up to cover for that.
We have been decoupling from the US for at least fifteen years. China is our main commerce partners, we are their main food exporters. Those armies of factory bugmen eat from our soil.
Whatever Trump tells us to do, we will instantly do the exact opposite. Orange man ended up fucking Bolsonaro. We will throw he in jail for decades after the Trump's letter.

>>510772790
you would die in the favelas, it would be like haiti
i would not send anyone for you

I'm confident I can single-handedly take out at least 3 fully-grown amerilard mutts. I'm ready, Chief. Just 'Chute me over there.

>>510771723 (OP)
We're coming for your BBL technology.

>>510771723 (OP)
We will just unload shipments of bananas to keep your monkey people docile while we take over Brazil

>>510776102
>t. Lula's cocksock

>>510776373
>I'm confident I can single-handedly take out at least 3 fully-grown amerilard mutts
Fucking weakling. The average Brazilian wagie could knock out at least 5 average diabetic lardbucket Amerifatsoes

>>510771723 (OP)
Nah, Trump fucks kids and Lula is based for telling Trump to fuck off

>>510776560
Lula is almost as bad as it gets. He is really disastrous. OTOH, there is Bolsonaro, which really is as bad as it gets

>>510771723 (OP)
Explain why American would go to war with Brazil?


Like actually explain because this sounds stupid

Brazilians are supposed to be homies wtf

>>510771723 (OP)
I have nothing against most Brazilians and I simply won’t go to war about it

>>510776373
>>510776624
Its actually still shocking to me that electricity exists in Brazil. Do you have glass windows over there or is it still an open air communal hut

>>510771723 (OP)
sounds like one of those "The Mouse That Roared" situations:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7L7WLFBYR4

>>510776831
They have so much electricity in Brazil they put it in their showers

>>510776102
>US won't do shit
US will trade
No one in America cares about Brazil desu, they have their war. Probably after the world cup. They'll put in their puppet while China takes Taiwan.
I'm sorry, you don't have nukes by their design as well, they are brutal tyrants that loathe their own people.

>>510771723 (OP)
Brazil implemented "social racism" and "transphobia" laws. No one needs to use weapons against Brazil.
Just talk shit to Brazilnuttards & they'll be too upset for war.

>>510776741
We are, we are just decoupling from Pedomerica. We can still be friends, leafbro. Unless you become the 51st state or some shit. Then we will act against your interests publically, unabashedly, unrepentantly.

>>510771723 (OP)
Not my problem

>>510776738
Manifest destiny doesn't stop manifesting is the idea. Retreat from the old world to consolidate "America."

>>510776933
>No one in America cares about Brazil.
No one in Brazil cares about America.
We should keep it that way for the decades to Come. Brazil is surely doing our part.

>>510771723 (OP)
Time to restore ZOG to Brazil.

Good.
Brazil is the literal Antichrist.
Mankind cannot be free until the last Brazilian is hanging from its own entrails.
The death of Brazil will signal the death of racemixing and the triumph of humans over subhumans.

>>510771723 (OP)
A nuke or two will sort the wetbacks out.

>>510772069
You will do a colossal favor

>>510772790
>corrugated sheet metal
They unironically still use asbestos roofing, anon.

>>510776945
So that is where most of our worst glow niggers are hiding. In Brazil.

>>510777455
You won't do shit. Mainly because you would be literally bombing China's feeding ground. China's main farmland and we both know you don't have the balls to do that. You are good at waging wars against 4th world medieval countries like Afghanistan, Vietnan, Gaza, etc
Also, if you pedos nuke anyone in this day and age, America will become the literal testing ground for nuclear winter from the sheer number of nukes detonating in your soil. You won't do shit but send us 6th grade writing level letters. And we will immediately do the absolute opposite your letters tell us to do.
In a way, you control Brazil. Whatever you tell us to do, we will immediately do the opposite.

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>>510776952
>>510776705
>>510776624
>>510776102

>>510778449
Can you even type in English? No GPT shit, I can smell that from a mile away

>>510776952
just send some of those sexy ladies please

>>510778559
你能用葡萄牙語打字嗎, 鬼佬?

510778731
GPT it is. No (You), sorry

>>510771723 (OP)
War over Bolsanaro/Tariff situation?
Doubt

We should invade Brazil and make them our sex slaves.

>>510772390
Let the tranny's war begins!

>>510778821
Where is mai onions dirtu monkei?! whu cares about turrump I want mai meat now oru you are fired FROM BRIKS!!!

>>510776831
We have wooden windows and they’re much more beautiful than glass windows.

>>510778917
>>510778946
No offense, but you pedos won't do shit

>>510778917
No, a brazilian supreme court judge that also happens to be hardcore communist is the defacto president behind the puppet known as lula, and he does not like anything that smells of "the right" one bit.

>>510777983
Kek no one will willingly have their entire civilization reduced to radioactive cinders on your behalf. Fuck around and find out no one will save you.

>>510773703
Because Bolsonaro, Trump's ally, is being illegally charged with a supposed attempted coup, he wasn`t even present for it; he was in Florida at the time. Same modus operandi as January 6 btw.

>>510771723 (OP)
Am I the only one that is completely surprised How Battlefield 2 was able to predict all the belligerents or WWIII. They called Brazil out 20 years ago being at odds with the USA

I'm literally going to USA next month after planning and saving money for 2 years, and journos are already talking about USA shutting down commercial flights from Brazil, I can't fucking believe it man. I've paid for pretty much everything already, please do not do this I fucking beg you

>>510779424
You won't do shit, pedo

>>510771723 (OP)
We will be defeated by Brazilian trannys with large penises

>>510780101
Undesirables like you should gtfo. Try tutorial mode Canada migration. You're welcome.

>>510779974
>They called Brazil out 20 years ago being at odds with the USA
That's new. QRD?

>>510771723 (OP)
I don't care because zog can easily rape you and, anyway, I don't like beaners that are here in my country. Assholes.

>>510772390
I call dibs on huge brazil tranny cock

>>510771723 (OP)
"war" with hueniggers isnt a war anon
are they going to throw bricks from their favelas?

>>510773572
they only care about niggers, and we should send them all to burgerland, so they can be worship by burgers.
>>510779974
Tf you're own about it, then again I only play a lot of Bad Company 2, but I don't recall that. I remember a lot of snow maps.
I didn't recall any favela maps while playing the multiplayer, last time there was one besides the one game center on huezil, was a favela map for CS 1.6, and the map itself was not original but made by the hue community of players. Kek.

>>510771723 (OP)
With Brazil? I doubt that

>>510781039
you're implying that starting a direct war against the top 10 is the same as all the rest. Kek.
you can't even win against cuba or venezuela that are miniature countries, stfu burger. Go have a heart-stroke on your 110% fat + sodium sloppy food as you rotten away a hole trough your cardboard house.

Also OP is a att. whore mutt.

>>510781322
He is also a pedophile. Just saying

>>510771723 (OP)
>breed cool mutations
>show asshole
>have some become trannies
>sacrifice numbers at targets

we just summed up your nation

>>510771723 (OP)
Let's say that hypothetically the US bombed Brazil. Would anyone actually notice?

>>510775917
I attribute this to Brazil having to constantly stay ahead of thieving niggers.

>>510780156
The moment the Pedos set foot here, it will be another victory for the great US army!

Just like Vietnam and the War On Terror!

I will save Brazil. Do not worry.

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>>510773845
If the US switches off GPS in Brazil, I'm sure our Brazilian Institute of Geography and Statistics (IBGE) will be more than able to make a new one.

>>510776915
K
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>>510776738
>why American would go to war with Brazil?
the winner would gain control over the largest supply of tranny culo and mulatto rocket scientists.
nah. influence over central America, the soft belly of the us. this shit ain't hard.

>>510777094
That's just not true. Every Brazilian is obsessed with the US.

Also is it true that Brazilian women prefer it in the butt as opposed to their pussy?

>>510782185
from our research this does seem to be the case, Brazilians are wild, not sure if this is because curses then send out also tend to stay in.

>>510775917
>but our banking system is at least 100 years ahead of US banking.
Cobol-powered 70's era mainframes managed by Bengalis are a low bar, monke-bro, don't get cocky.
>>510773845
is your major stem-related? none of those things are really hard to do. my thesis advisor has his undergrad kids do basic GPS with their micro-controllers.
and Indonesia shat out a national payments sytem, qris, which the mutts bitched and moaned about, because qris iirc asks for 0.3% of a transaction's value, when visa et al ask for 3%. they wanted to make it illegal. shit is not hard. the Russians have Glonass because they actually train their plebs.

>>510782059
Maybe a few /poltards you've met. The average guy in Madureira is grilling right now, tomorrow he will be surfing, and he doesn't even know the name of the US President. That's 99% of our population

>>510782034
>influence over central America
based pattern recognizer
>shit is not hard. the Russians
can't really compare Russia to Brazil, the country is huge with a huge economy and international weapon buyers, even with their own payment and banking system all the sanctions have made a dent.
Brazil gets applied the same type of sanctions on top of China like tariffs and it will go tits up quick.
And no, Cuba is not an example of the opposite, Cuba leeches a lot of some central and south american countries.

>>510771723 (OP)
what the fuck are you gonna do? you gonna foot zog across colombia, central america, mexico to reach what? Austin?

If you still support Jair "I LOVE SUCKING JEWISH COCK" Bolsonaro you're a fucking retarded faggot nigger.

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