Okay my friends, I just discovered the most KEK-worthy legal loophole that Americans can use to troll all Germans into submission. Ready? Good, I thought so.
Here's how you do it:

Step 1: Make a fake account on social media LARPing as an oppressed minority.
>X, Instagram, TikTok, Faceberg, doesn't matter.
Step 2: Find a German account online.
>Use a VPN and set location to Germany if you want your results catered to Germans. Otherwise just type German shit in search bars.
Step 3: Using your LARP account, troll a German into posting some illegal speech by language policing the shit out of them.
>You can use an AI for realistic translation.
Step 4: Report them to this site: https://meldestelle-respect.de/en/
>You can use a burner email if you wish.
Step 5: Laugh your ass off as the German posts about his/her run-in with the police.

And that's it! That's all you need to troll the shit out of Germans. Have fun, lads.

>be leaf
>Constantly tell krauts that Canada has never committed a single warcrime.

>habbo-raid?

>>510772051 (OP)
>Get sharted out by VPN provider by a lawful order from interpol

>>510772719
Based
>>510772767
Think Habbo, but this time an entire fucking country.
>>510772930
Nothing about this is illegal on an international level. In America, you have the right to talk as much shit as you want, and reporting people on foreign websites is exactly what those running the German website want, hence why they have it in multiple languages.

This is a legal way to BTFO the Germans.

>>510772051 (OP)
If you ever get cold feet, just think about what those barbaric krauts did to your forefathers. They killed with no hesitation.

The least you can do is exploit their system to send a few of them to jail where they can think about why the West is the best.

>>510772051 (OP)
If you want to troll a German, all you have to do is say, "this must be your fault..." Then sit back while they go on a tirade about all of the details

>>510773271
Another one I like to do is post the valor road Canadian history minute.

It depicts Germans surrendering and not a single warcrime being committed. Kek.

The Congo one is pretty funny too, black dudes on the phone screaming we wuz military leaduhz and shit then a bunch of Canadians pop up out of nowhere and tell them they win, and to surrender.
>And not a single warcrime being committed.

>>510774577
>Turns air into gunpowder.
>Uses the rotation of the earth in mathematical calculations for artillery.
>Uses trains extensively.


Odd people, Jerry is

>>510774887
I tell them about how America never committed a war crime that wasn't deserved, and then go on to teach them about how most Germans are actually just Russian bastards larping as Germans, since most Germans died in the war and the majority of the German baby boom were the result of German war brides for Russians.