You can build this with mostly scrap parts for less than $100 and it will serve almost all your housing and living needs. I envision a future where every city is full of these mobile ultra tiny houses, undulating like bird flocks according to criteria like good resources, views for the window, or cops chasing them away from the elites (people who can afford a real house).

It's basically just a wheeled crate with electricity that you can tip over and sleep in during the night. In daytime you can sit down and browse the internet or bicycle it wherever you need to go.

For toilet/shower/water you use public amenities or a gym membership. In winter a heated blanket takes care of all heating needs. For food you simply eat bread or other foods that don't require cooking. In the future these mobile crates will be seen hovering near the rear of grocery stores, hoping to score some free expired food (it's still good unless it's milk)

>>510774356 (OP)
Made for big tranimal cock.

>>510774356 (OP)
Some niggers from Africa are gonna wheel you in a ford

Now post the futuristic pepe artwork of everyone driving pod cars.

How do you flip it down to sleep?

Another cool feature with these is they're so small you can paint them to match the color of another building in less than 30 mins. If you park right next to it, it will look like part of the building and you won't be discovered for months.

>>510775061
Open door, go out, tip it over. If you're elderly you will travel in cuckcrate pairs so that the strength needed to lower them into the sleeping position is halved.

>>510774356 (OP)
Where do you shit?

>>510775279
In a public toilet or you can adopt the indian train solution where you simply open a shitting hatch in the floor and then bicycle away from your shit (out of sight out of mind)

The window can also be opened so that you can harvest fresh food from the grocery store dumpster without having to leave the cuckcrate (embarrassing)

anon really spent his time making that dumbass graphic, get a life faggot

>>510774356 (OP)
Why would I want to stand up

>>510776529
You're mad your city is about to be swarmed by mobile cuckcrates with free cuckizens who don't need to contribute taxes to your system

Fixed it for you

>>510777178
Good idea. It can also be used for peeing.

>>510777521
Where do i keep all my stuff?
I have a lot of stuff

>>510774356 (OP)
>>510777178
For fucks sake, will you two stop giving jews false hope.

>>510777653
Under the mattress, and you can nail some lockboxes in the floor/walls/ceiling

If humans didn't have to eat sleep poop or pee living would be easy.

Why does the dildo you supposed to sit on have another dildo at a right angle? Depth gauge?

Where do you fuck at?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWugQ4Rla9k&list=RDOWugQ4Rla9k&start_radio=1

>>510777653
Imagine ground up pureyed Cheetos and Bangs being fed to you through a tube.

>>510777653
>>510777778
But since you are now free roaming your local area any way you could build some caches in hidden locations you visit often. An oil drum in a hole, etc

>>510777971
So true. Maybe we can fgigure out a way to turn poop and pee into a resource. Imagine a subscription service where people can sign up to have you deliver them a steaming fresh poop X days per month. Indians, scientists, and perverts could be potential customers

>>510774356 (OP)
I want to chain them together like a train

I like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xToQ4cIHkk

>>510777971
Pro tip: if you don't eat, you don't every have to poop much
Just smoke cigarettes and drink booze and cocaine

>>510777778
one digit off from a noice get

>>510774356 (OP)
Looks kinda cozy, specifically the mobility angle.

>>510778299
This was my trick when I lived in my parents' basement and didn't want to bother them for shopping more than once a week. I just smoked and when the hunger eventually got overwhelming I'd find a way to use whatever could deliver nutrients, like mix some water and flour for poverty waffles

>>510778299
Cocaine should be legal and it's production very regulated. Everyone was extremely driven in the 80s because everyone was coked to the gills. War on drugs everyone got fat lazy and lost ambition.

now with a car mirror in front of the window so you can move the crate while in sleeping position

>>510774356 (OP)
don't give ideas to (((them))) retard.

>>510778796

With that arguement you could say smoking tobbaco was why most americans were fit and not obese.

It's true to an extent, tobacco suppresses hunger, but smoking long term is really bad for you.

>>510774356 (OP)
How about you scrap the yachts, the mansions, the golf courts and build decent sized houses?
It's more important to give everything to the jews? Oh.

>>510774356 (OP)
>just live like a fucking hobo to stick it to the man

Just remembered wayne is in prison. fucking hell

>>510774356 (OP)
eliecucks will be killed. their children raped before thier eyes beforehand. the browns they subjugated through work visas stinging them up as it happens.

>>510774356 (OP)
eliecucks will be killed. their children raped before thier eyes beforehand. the browns they subjugated through work visas stinging them up as it happens.

>>510778857
By the way, you may notice the car mirror will give you an upside-down view of what's in front of you. But research shows that your brain eventually adapts to this if you stick to it. The only downside is that the world will look upside-down when you eventually have to leave the cuckcrate for whatever reason

If you compare two people someone who eats mcdonalds all the time and doesnt exercise and another person who smokes a pack of cigarettes a week or smokes cigars, the cigar smoker will be healthier.

>>510774356 (OP)
Jews and their dream's

>>510779117
For what?

>>510778970
They already thought of this https://youtube.com/shorts/wJFIWvil7CY?si=fOcT8vP1J_Jv6dEL