MY HUSBAND TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF RIGHT NOW. I jumped into action and pulled him down. He tried to off himself

>>510797174 (OP)
Did you take him to a hospital?

>>510797174 (OP)
Please report it, they need to geound him permanently if he's acting on suicidal ideation.

>>510797174 (OP)
Is your husband fagrelated or is this another tranny larp
>>510797257
What I’m trying to say is kill yourself or at least try to

>>510797174 (OP)
Shouldn't have served him pesto.

>>510797174 (OP)
Tits or gtfo

>>510797555
OMG
>>510797451
BOTH OF YOU ARE DISGUTING. MY HUSBAND JUST TRIED TO END HIS LIFE

>>510797174 (OP)
>>510797664
>my husband just tried to suicide
>let me open pol and farm (You)s
Woman moment

>>510797174 (OP)
please post tits for validation then we can assist

>>510797376
How do you ground someone permanently if they're suicidal besides locking them in an asylum at the taxpayer's expense

>>510797664
I’m afraid I must disagree. First of all there is no husband, second of all you are not a woman—nor will you ever be one—so kindly take this newfag shit with you and get the fuck out.

>>510797853
Break their legs. We do it in Canada all the time. There’s a team of jeets that keep track of your fractures and they will come back and rebreak them if you didn’t show signs of improvement.

Oh noes. Anyways - post tits or GTFO. Hopefully your husband will be alone next time.

>>510797664
>my husband just tried killing himself
>hmm I think I'll pick out my finest female pepe and start a thread on /pol/
Of course

>>510797555
westerners really are fucking disgusting with pesto. they use it every single time they should just use basil because getting fresh basil is way too much work and would have 600 fewer calories from pure oil. it's fucking disgusting.

>>510797174 (OP)
>Woman whose husband tries to kill himself immediately posts about it on social media to get attention

This is the most believable story i have ever read

Kill yourself for real. Pilot leaf. So all of us can live in peace

>>510797761
>Doesn't realise obvious larp
pajeet moment

>>510798365
What a faggot

>>510797174 (OP)
bann this stupid niggertroon!

>>510797174 (OP)
tits or didnt happen

>>510797174 (OP)
>>510797257
Samefag.
6/10, 7/10 for effort. Don't post on my board again.

>>510797174 (OP)
I’d kill myself too if my wife dressed like a British slag.

>>510798712
you philistine. labelling art you cannot understand as larp is midwittery. the leafs made me feel something in my cold dead heart and you want to take that away. plus, the female dialogue is just spot on for tone and content. its like a real woman is in my computer with me. I would be happy to help you get caught up with last season if thats whats holding you back from enjoyment.

>>510798867
i cook everything in butter. im not trying to count calories. the stuff we have here is disgusting. I dont know what it's supposed to be. i think ours is canola oil. it might be costco shittifying things. they definitely do this to mozzarella already.

>>510797264
did her pesto lasagna get taken to a hospital?

>>510797174 (OP)
Maybe suck his cock a bit more hey.

is leaf anon in england now?

>>510799155
*oh no!/wooooooo! audience noises*

God what happened this time? Did you burn the roast? At least he didn't cut the fuel line to the engines.

>>510797174 (OP)
Show tits and then ill act like I care