Uhh...Texas bros?

>>510800532 (OP)
>Am I respected yet?

>>510800532 (OP)
Respect, man!

>>510800532 (OP)
Play Russian games, win Russian prizes,

>>510800532 (OP)
Why do people who fight in foreign wars expect to not be bamboozled?

What a stupid nigger.

>>510801358
I'm gonna tell him you said that about him.

i considered the ukie foreign legion but then imagiuned a ukie veteran seen my white ass and sending me to die to laughs while he sees me from a drone and get my paycheck while not reporting my death

>>510801435
3k dollars is a lot of money in my cunt

russians will turn that american pussy into real man
he should stop crying and be grateful for a change

>>510800532 (OP)
If you survive I'll respect you, Texas man

At least he's fighting on the side that is dying less and moving forward, so there's that.

>>510800532 (OP)
Want respect. Get rid of the Jews.

>>510800532 (OP)
He has my respect

>Gets fucked over by Russia
This is just the Russian citizenship test

>>510800532 (OP)
Lmao, nafo xister.

>>510801479
>3k dollars is a lot of money in my cunt
What a great sentence.

>>510801481
YES CUMRADE, he will become a great man(femboi) of the horde.

>>510800532 (OP)
i voted for this
his wife is now a russian birthing box

>>510801868
kek it's a true story, nigger, the dude even uploaded a video saying he joined the army to gain citizenship and that the recruiters promised him some easy peasy time. lmfao no refunds
>lavrof fag when he hears this story

He probably got raped and/or droned already. RIP.

>>510801435
You only get decent "jobs" with high pay if you have experience, like special forces, otherwise you are sent to the meat grinder next to Ukranian zoomers
>>510801479
You are never gonna see them

>>510800532 (OP)
>Russia has spent 3 years throwing waves of foreign fighters into the meat grinder
>but they totally won't do that to me!
What the fuck was this guy thinking? He was practically guaranteed to be drone bait the moment he stepped foot in Russia.

>>510802333
he took /pol/ at face value and didn't look any further
hope he gets what he deserves

>>510801435
>>510801479
who told you about 3000? It is 1000 and some bonus if you get on the front. But yeh depending on units and your work you might get some extra. If you're inexperienced and you get accepted expect a berak in period of about a month then you'll be sent wherever your unit will be asigned to. you might get front or not, anyway it aint a good place, it's war, dude. If you don't care about dying then go for it. Just know that even if you simply live in a country at war you might die at any moment. Probabilities rise when you're taking the uniform.

>>510801307
>>510802333
He originally decided to move to Russia, because his daughter had heard from another kid that lesbians exist. Instead of just homeschooling and personally making sure his daughter gets kind of a Christian upbringing in a Christian community in Texas, he decided that his family can only exist in a country where "gay propaganda" is illegal.
He sounds like kind of a guy who is naturally prone to drastic decisions on impulse.

>texas
its full of retards. its that simple

>>510800532 (OP)
Only steers and queers come from Texas.

>>510800532 (OP)
>believing western media post covid
Ngmi

I'm fixin to git droned y'all

>>510803561
I don't see any antlers on him

>>510800532 (OP)

>>510800532 (OP)
Dumbest Amerigoy dies horrifically, killed by U.S. made weapons wielded by Columbian mercenaries on behalf of Ukraine.

>>510803129
Well If he dies, he died protecting His familly from Globohomo, cant say the same about you /pol/.

>>510803129
It's all so retarded I can't believe it. My brother lives in a McMansion in Dallas with a pool and between him and his wife pull $300k a year. Why the fuck would you move to Russia?

imagine living in Texas one of the richest states in USA and trading that for living in eastern european country run by dictator
lol

>>510800532 (OP)
If he's retarded enough to join the military of an adverserial country, he's demonstratedly retarded to the point it makes no sense to use him for anything else than cannon fodder.

>>510804149
Probably just a terminal case of taking memes seriously. At least he is truly doing his own research now.

>>510804504
>>510804717
Millennial American whites are really so demoralized they're joining the RUSSIAN ARMY kek. His wife's gonna become the village bicycle after he's dead, if she hasn't already.

Hopefully it's one of the guys I told to move to Russia on here

He's going to witness/be the victim of more sodomy in the Russian forces than he ever would have experienced back home

>>510803129
Why be sopolite, he's a tard with barely any education. I'm more curious about his arrogance, does he really think they'll all just speak English to him? He got what he deserved. There's 8 billion people on this planet and over half of them are even more stupid than this guy.

>>510800532 (OP)
If this is true, this was a fucking insanely retarded decision by Russian beurocrats. Putin should execute those retards for treason. This could have been a masterpiece of propaganda that money can not buy. All they had to do was give him a little house, some land, let him weld up some bull shit for their military, and promote the absolute fuck out of him. It's mind boggling how short sighted this decision was, and for what? one more warm body?

>>510800532 (OP)
Thus always with jews.

Did you know that most jews have relations in russia?

>>510800532 (OP)
Fell for it again award

>>510805282
Russians are too spiteful to carry out that sort of propaganda operation.

>>510800532 (OP)
Hopefully he died like a bitch to a FPV drone and it was recorded.

>>510800532 (OP)
totally deserved Darwin's award

>>510805282
I don't think Putin actually wants either Western immigrants nor the long term admiration of Western conservatives. His ideal world order is not going to include western companions. He is cozy and confident enough with the partnership he has with China and influence they together have in global south. I'm pretty sure Trump's harsher stance towards Russia is also at least partially due to his administration realizing that they are not going to succeed in pulling Russia away from China's embrace.

>>510805282
>fucking insanely retarded decision by Russian beurocrats
this your first day learning about russia?

According to vira fucking kravchuk, hohols are genetically of telling the truth hoholinas are the same if not worse

>>510803129
>Christian
Lol yeah if he wants her to turn into a retarded race traiting whore

>>510803129
Homeschooling isn't enough, he would need to keep his daughter inside his house 24/7 the moment she goes outside she is exposed to feminist and degenerate nonsense by the other kids.
He should've moved into an Amish community, even so he's cucked the daughter can leave at 18 and there's nothing he can legally do about it.

>>510805282
>Son of CIA Deputy Director Joined Russian Army and Was Killed in the War in Ukraine

https://storage.googleapis.com/istories/en/news/2025/04/25/son-of-cia-deputy-director-joined-russian-army-and-was-killed-in-the-war-in-ukraine/index.html

>A 21-year-old American, Michael Alexander Gloss, signed a contract with the Russian Ministry of Defense and was killed in the war with Ukraine in 2024, IStories has found out. His mother, Julianne Gallina Gloss, is the Deputy Director for Digital Innovation at the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).

>IStories discovered that Gloss had signed a contract with the Russian Armed Forces by analyzing data from the unified medical information and analytical system (EMIAS), which became publicly available as a result of a leak. Employees at the Moscow military contract recruitment center entered Gloss’s name into the database on September 5, 2023. As his place of residence — just like for hundreds of other foreign recruits — they listed the address of the recruitment center in Moscow: 5 Yablochkova Street, Building 1, apartment number 302. The medical examination room at the recruitment center has the same number.

>According to an IStories source who was well acquainted with Gloss, the American was sent to assault units in December 2023. At that time, units of the 137th Regiment were operating northwest of Soledar in Donetsk Oblast. Gloss was killed on April 4, 2024 — his family confirmed the information in an obituary. The exact circumstances of his death are unknown. According to the funeral home’s website, he was buried in the U.S. eight months after he was killed. Read the full story of Michael Gloss at the link.

>>510800532 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Zd1Pkf8hk

>>510805282
we literally can't comprehend what an ASSET falls into our hands, and just send them to die because that's what we are: fucking retarded

>>510805624
American conservatives (the people, not the politicians), have the capability to be Russians best friend. Why would he not want to court the only people who can stop him?

>>510806468
Outline main tenets of American conservatism

>>510802133
Cope, Nafo troon, lol
(You) are losing hard today

>>510806508
Thats neither here, nor there. Does Putin want an American populace that supports open or proxy war with Russia or does he not? If he does not, this would be a slam dunk torwards achieving his goals, at least on par if not better than the Tucker Carlson piece. From a purely military intelligence standpoint, this was bungled irreversibly. it's astounding, really.

>>510800532 (OP)
LOL!
Meanwhile there are guys playing video games and getting donations for that and starting families to boot. But yeah, mad respect to ya, bro. Your dick is way bigger than mine. Hope yours doesn't get blown off!

>>510806936
Putin doesn't fucking knows about any of this.
He only knows what he reads in files that AP (administration of president) brings on his table.
Nobody tells him about bumfuck whoever who died there or here.
We lost a million of men, who gives a fuck if an American dies too in that heap of bodies.

how we butched this CIA Deputy Director son, however.. now that was a miss.
Just sond him to the front with no backthought

>>510807066
because that American is more valuable to Russia than an entire brigade of soldiers

>>510803129
>doesn't understand how privileged and lucky he is to live in Txas, USA
>removes his children from all their friends and everything they know
>betrays his country
>all because his daughter... learned what a lesbian is
Kek, christcucks are so fucking retarded. He's getting exactly what he deserves. He will die on the front line and his wife will have no income and his kids will have no father and it's all because he's a stupid reactionary christcuck with terminal homophobia.

S

>>510807348
He is a liability if he turns out like the rest of the American immigrants who eventually start crying about 'Paris syndrome' and absence of actual traditionalism.
There was a bunch of disillusioned Americans who were badmouthing Russia, although they first were enthusiastic.
We are very sceptical about ideological right wingers when they actually set foot here.

>>510800532 (OP)
>handed easymode life on a silver platter
>move to russia
>JOIN THEIR ARMY
>DURING A WAR
respect

>>510806840
Get droned