HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.thedailybeast.com/texan-moved-senpai-to-russia-to-flee-wokenow-hes-headed-to-ukraine-front-line/

>>510802495 (OP)
kek the wordfilter breaks your link
>Senpai

>>510802495 (OP)
fucking kek

>>510802547
I can't use any url shortening as 4chan considering it spam.

>>510802495 (OP)
do ziggers really?

>>510802495 (OP)
The only way he'll survive is if Putin himself ordered the army to keep him alive.
Spoiler: they didn't.
Russians hate Americans and will probably rape him before leaving him blinded and handcuffed to catch a Ukrainian drone.
Americans wrongly believe russians are civilized white europeans when they're absolutely not.

>move to a dictatorship that's in active war
>OH NO HELP I'M BEING MOBILIZED

>>510802495 (OP)
I believe it

Dumb dumb dumb dumb.
If there's ANYTHING you like about Russia, Latvia has all of it. Alcoholics. Knife fights in the streets. Hookers. MILFy single moms. Shitty russian food. Shitty frozen weather. Trees. Bears. Wolves. Commie blocks. Russian oligarchs living in palatial mansions surrounded by poor people.
But we are also in the E.U., NATO, and use an infinitely stronger currency so you don't have to work for $200 a month.

>>510803348
>Americans wrongly believe russians are civilized white europeans when they're absolutely not.
> Dumb dumb dumb dumb.
If there's ANYTHING you like about Russia, Latvia has all of it. Alcoholics. Knife fights in the streets. Hookers. MILFy single moms. Shitty russian food. Shitty frozen weather. Trees. Bears. Wolves. Commie blocks. Russian oligarchs living in palatial mansions surrounded by poor people.
Nigga what, so you admit you’re the sane you’re just part of ZOG

>joins military
>thinks he can get citizenship by repairing equipment
what a retard

>>510803566
Yea we aren't at war.
We have access to the entire E.U. for work and education and travel.
And because we earn the euro we can afford it.
Common Russians can only afford to vacation in 3rd world brown hellholes.

he's next

>>510802495 (OP)
>senpai
kek

>>510803573
This. In the article it says he was complaining how immigrants in the US don't win their citizenship, so he wants to deserve his Russian citizenship, but by working in non-dangerous zones lmao.
Now he's gonna get raped by Chechens in his ass and then send to storm the Ukrainian positions with a 40-year old Kalashnikov. What a retard.

>>510803147
russians are mongrel snow apes

>>510805107
I understand the sentiment but like nigger you were BORN with U.S. citizenship which is the top economy and military in the world. I also hate niggers and faggots but the U.S. isn't as bad as I sometimes say it is...I mean, it's not bad enough to join the fucking russian army over bro.

>>510805201
also, regarding picrel, I disagree with the conclusion. Kikes will be kikes but the red army was stil full of russian subhumans

>What everyone said would happen when Russia announced the "come to Russia if you hate the West" thing happened
Wow, that's crazy

>>510802495 (OP)
Dios mio el gobino mas grande.

>>510802495 (OP)
>his wife duped him into a combat role
Is she a native Russian, or did she just assimilate faster than any immigrant has ever done in the history of the world?

>>510802495 (OP)
Do you know what archive.is is?

>>510805107
sure he will bud, in reality he will just become russian and his wife will get to live the rest of her life not being harassed by niggers supported by the police again

>>510805396
>in reality he will just become russian and his wife will get to live the rest of her life not being harassed by niggers supported by the police again
o no no no no no no no no no

>>510803566
Move to russia buddy it's worth it. Own da clopo tranny

>>510802495 (OP)
You reap what you sow.

>>510802495 (OP)
Based.
Given straight up the oportunity to murder jewish-communists (=Khokols) to prove his loyalty to RuZZia. What a lucky chad

>>510802547
>>510802929
https://archive.ph/cuUJg

>>510805367
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineConflict/comments/1lhv4ro/update_on_the_american_who_joined_the_russian/

she's clearly some mystery meat

>>510805265
USA is top gosim cattle nation. They’re all heavy in debt, fat and the top 10% own literally everything. Wealth inequality in the US is so absurdely bad it should be labeled a crime.

Sharts are bottomlime expendable slaves for the top jewish class from which they get fed shit and lies non stop.

>>510802495 (OP)
Lies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Zd1Pkf8hk

>>510805396
look at this drooling retard kek

>>510803335
All lies. Russia has to import BIC to keep their women happy as they have run out of men. Stop believing everything you see on Russia Today.

>>510805671
Tajiks sound based as fuck. No paying for dates only to be saved as "free food" in her phone.
No getting ghosted
No "you're not entitled to pussy"

Give me a child or I'll knife you. The way women should be treated anyone who says otherwise is a feminist and an eunuch.

>>510802495 (OP)
He is based
Trannies immediately claim it as death sentence but forgot that Russia isn't Ukraine that killed 10 thousand foreign mercs for updoots

>>510802495 (OP)
>Texas
Why are these people all from the same state? Hes like the 2nd or 3rd who did that.

>>510806543
*The last one was raped and beheaded.

>>510805904
Oh, oh...
You know what? I'd fight that war, too.

>>510805671
Bulgaria is like russian shittiest regions, but still worse. with people riding fuckin HORSE CARTS, and u must pay to ride this horses outside cities виньeткa or what do call it, in sofia everyone burns wood for heating so smell is disgusting, villages are dead, people are poor, brown and ugly. If Russia conquer Bulgaria your level standards would increase 10x times

>>510806543
Not all. These ones were leafs.

>>510802495 (OP)
>Derek Huffman, 46, who JOINED THE MILITARY IN HOPES OF BECOMING A RUSSIAN CITIZEN.
I mean, he kinda got what he was looking for.

>>510802495 (OP)
I think he died long before confirmation because neither Russia nor Ukraine had time to verify it. His body was already decayed, with maggots consuming it. What a fool!

>>510806770
>If Russia conquer Bulgaria your level standards would increase 10x times
Damn, so he would be 20x times richer than Russia?

>>510802495 (OP)
>I’m going to join the army but I would never ever ever ever ever ever fight
what a retard
Russia won btw

>>510802495 (OP)
>when you fall for zigger propaganda

Trump should execute this commie and his dumb wife.

>>510802495 (OP)
>senpai

>>510802495 (OP)
I mean, they seem to be alright.
https://www.youtube.com/@HuffmanTime/videos

And he wasn't "sent" to war zone, he volunteered to service.

>>510803280
He wouldn't get mobilized if he just asked for a work permit as an expat

>>510803280
It literally says he joined willingly for the citizenship.

>>510802495 (OP)
>sent

Western media and their garbage headlines, turns out this guy voluntarily went. Fuck you and all you kike bitches shilling this crap.

>>510802495 (OP)
>Huffman
>literal sojak in its final form, a jew
>jew is literally fleeing the noticing, goes to lick fresh new boots to get protected
>shills do not dare point this out, only le russia bad
blackrock lost btw
you missed, twice

>>510802495 (OP)
how reputable is the daily beast?

>>510808249
>>510808254
>>510808271
He volunteered for a non-combat position, he was instead SENT for "training" close to the front.

>>510808387
You do know there are plenty of non combat roles in war right? Supply, cooking, combat engineering, etc.

>>510808462
Sure, bro. What is safer - being a cook 10 kilometers from the front or being a cook 1000 kilometers from the front?

>>510802495 (OP)
kwab
hope he dies like the biggest bitch of all time.

what a retarded thread, worse than OP's mother

>>510808462
yeah but they still get killed, drones, bombs, himars kill people in the baracks or bases.

if you go infantry most likely you will face same retard like urself.

>>510808462
>"Y-you can't send me to the front, I'm a cook!"

>>510808796
Duh, but he joined willingly.
>>510808696
Goal posts? Why wouldn't a soldier be sent to the war? There are thousands of non combat positions that need to be filled in any conflict.

Russia? It's literally the communist pedophile dream land.

His wife and daughters will have a good time getting bred non-stop by tajiks while he becomes meat for the cube. Died for communism and pedophilia award

>>510808910
He joined willingly because he was under the impression he could be in a safe spot welding shit. But he's a low IQ retard who doesn't speak Russian and he falls for idiotic Russian propaganda and lies and so they sent him on the front. He's gonna quickly realize how non-important a person is in Russia and in the Russian army in particular.
Maybe it wouldn't be too late for his retarded wife and daughters to return to the America, otherwise it's not gonna be pretty for them as well.

Eurasia was always at war with Europa. He will be "unalived".

>>510802495 (OP)
*gets raped to death*

>>510809115
So you're just writing fan fiction now? You literally know nothing about the guy.

>>510809115
He can expect getting raped by chechens before being gored out by ukronazi drones

She and her daughters can expect becoming breeding cows for tajiks if they don't leave

>>510809298
It's in the article.

Anti-woke.
Goes to THE most uniformly woke country.
Brilliant plan.
Don’t worry, the cavalry are coming.

>>510802495 (OP)

Their gonna turn this wuss into a man

>>510805107
Still better than being a turk rape spawn nigger animal shitgarian mongrel

>>510809292
Don't you degenerate westerners know that raping your allies to death is based and trad?

>>510809472
Is getting raped by chechens while your wife and daughters get bred by tajiks the definition of being a "man" now? Russians are sure a strange kind

>>510802495 (OP)
Russian housewives are already supporting his family. Their husbands are also sent to the ukraine. He's a bit nervous but is optimistic with his unit.

>>510803147
There was a Canadian family of farmers who moved to Russia for similar reasons and they’re just farmers still. The Texan guy must not have had any skills that were useful.

>>510809292
the troops that killed him already got charged with murder.

They have a need for 58 year old soldiers & jeets.
because
>#winning
Putin is at least winning though. He just seized another 360 billion pounds worth of businesses for himself and a few loyal jewish oligarchs.
>it’s great here, we have no problems. Very based placed.
Cucks gonna cuck. They sicken me lying all the time. Worse than blue haired mental illness arseholes. Chingchong joining in with their lying AI bridge spamming government and Poo are similar. Slaves. That is what we DON’T want to become. That is what subversion is trying to create.
The least mentally & genetically fit have always ruled, always been the elites and always caused all the trouble. I’m starting to think that there is only one way to finally deal with them and their abuser politician & media puppets.

>>510802495 (OP)
>>510805904
>>510802495 (OP)
>Literal Reddit and DailyBeast links
Go back NAFO liberal faggots

>>510805201
oy vey

Woke = the children of Big Brother.
Staring at brainwashing for recreation is what happened to the boomer generation.
Looking up from recreational brainwashing things have finally got so bad the brain donor nootices
>everything has gone to shit
(S)he complains
>I wonder why that has happened?

>>510802495 (OP)
>a guy joins the military
>he does military things
Yes, what’s your point?

>>510803348
The cool part about Russia is it’s not in NATO or the EU

>>510802547
God I fucking hate 4chan so fucking much

>>510802495 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_DFfub7wx8

>>510802495 (OP)
Good! The more whites who die, the better.

>>510802495 (OP)

>>510809782
Apparently this Texas guy voluntarily signed up so he could get citizenship, but he was meant to be a welder or something, except they tricked him into a combat role, because Russians would rather an American die than a pureblood Russian who has Russian family that will complain in Russian etc. nobody will miss a dead American over there. They will send him on the most dangerous tasks over a real Russian. They probably don't know the wife has a youtube channel. If she is smart and she probably isn't, she will make sure the Russians know she will shit talk Russia all over her youtube channel if her husband dies.

>>510802495 (OP)
I thought russians don't mobilize as of yet.

>>510807397
>maggots
How optimistic...

>live in the shittiest shithole imaginable
>saving money over the decades to finally leave it and move to the USA or at least somewhere away
>meanwhile

>>510810592
Is this you?
> Brothers, the time draws near. News has arrived from the NGOUsonian Department of State of Amerikkka' regarding my visa status... oh praise be to the All Penile Holy Father Dugin and his daughter.... (peace be upon her) and while it is a shame that I was never called for service, by the smegma of Saint Olga's throbbing clitoris I will fulfill my obligations abroad. While you, my Brothers sisters and rent boys, fight bravely on the shafts of our heroic Tuvans, I will fulfill our ambitions abroad by claiming asylum and prostituting my wife to the black beasts of harlem.. it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
> I have attached an AI generated photo portraying myself and Putin playing chess at the park as my farewell. I had to beat my son senseless to get the prompts right but it was well worth it. Until next time, brothers. Z"

>>510802495 (OP)
>Anti-Woke
>flees to a country praised by Woke people for their Communism
Is he retarded?

>>510809799
I'm sure he'll be happy to hear that down there

>>510809901
>I was only talking about the invading troops, goy

>>510802495 (OP)
This man is going to get sent on the most dangerous and suicidal jobs just so he can save Russian skins. Nobody is going to miss a dead American vs. a pureblood Russian with family and connections in Russia who can protest the war. The old cold war generals are going to hate his American guts. If they weren't planning to throw him in the meatgrinder they wouldn't have changed him from a repair/welder to a combat role, they want him as a meatshield. The wife could save him if she tells the Russians that she has a youtube channel and she'll be a propaganda piece against Russia if he doesn't come back in one piece. I tried to tell her that on her youtube channel and the dumb bitch deleted my comment, so I expect he is going to be toast.

>>510802495 (OP)
Daily reminder

Pedoids should go all back to Russia instead of living in Europe, US or LATAM. There should be a law that makes it legal to rape and kill all russians, outside or inside russia.

>>510811273
If he survives and luckily he has one year, it will be a hellish experience and he will probably pack his bags and go back home to America, no man can stand to be betrayed like that.

>>510811273
>Nobody is going to miss a dead American vs. a pureblood Russian with family and connections in Russia who can protest the war.
Pro-tip: it doesn't matter. So far hundreds of thousands of Russians have been killed and many more with blown arms and legs. Is anyone protesting?

>>510811332
>Fight in Ukraine for Russia. Or fight in the Middle East for Israel.
How about I'm doing none of em?

>>510802495 (OP)
Link not found

>>510811468
No one is protesting because its only the retarded and lower class who have joined the war. When they reach the middle class and muscovites and st petersburg people there will be protests, that is why Russia is hiring jeets, cubans, and africans to plug the frontlines

>>510811590
Read the thread, the link got filtered lmao
>senpai

>>510811655
What was the word that was filtered?

>>510802495 (OP)
Wtf, that guy was NOT duped into a combat role.
He knew from the start that he will he sent to the frontline, because the recruiting office would have told him that their security policy limits the roles available to foreign recruits. It is on their website as well.
If he couldn't figure out what that means, well, it is too fucking late now.

>>510811748
Holy newfag alert.

>>510808462
He's a welder but his wife complained that he was too close to the front.

America is colonizing the world with Karens.

>>510804989
kek

>>510803147
Yeah a lot of people who volunteered to fight for Ukraine from UK and USA ended up killed by their own and organ harvested. Eastern Europeans are fucked.

>>510810181
This is literal nigger tier rambling.
>ayo (smacks lips) all dis shit heer bix nood yo gibs me dat rn u feel
>we was kazaria & shit

>>510812813
Exactly, this shit is retarded.
Escape from Tarkov was literally supposed to be a warning.

>>510811099
shut it down

>>510802495 (OP)
>Go to country at war
>Join their military
>Huh? Why am I told to fight? Someone heeelp!!

How many levels of delusion is that

>>510813456
Literally anyone with a brain should have left, you had years, with a warning, picrel.

Rest In Piss traitor

>>510805396
Russians already raped and murdered one American idiot who went to fight for them but yeah I'm SURE they'll treat this one extra nice and his wife TOTALLY won't have to deal with niggers while waiting to hear of his death!

>>510802947
Yes, they really do.

>>510812813
I'm sure you will post some names and proofs any minute now.

>>510809292
Curiously enough, this stupid ape was also from Texas. Is it something in the water?

bump for zneeding

>>510806770
>a horse and a cart
Damn, even gyppos live better than the average vatnik.