>>510817586Mopeds banned immediately
Shitting on streets banned immediately
Scam call centres all blown up immediately
All aggressive Indian males who talk too much will be killed on sight
All butter chicken restaurants will have mandatory OH&S screening daily for cockroaches
All streets will be widened by at least twice their current width
Trucks and buses banned on roads
Anyone caught surfing a train is jailed and forced into slave labour
It will be like the slaves of Egypt 2.0
Recorded for history
The great revitalisation of India