Thread 510828861

In Turkey, you can get out of serving in the military if you can prove you're a gay bottom.

There are two ways to do it. You either show them a pic of you getting fucked in the ass with your face visible or have a doctor examine your ass. Apparently even if you get fucked once in the ass, doctors can tell. I don't know how he did it but he got what we call a ''pink certificate''

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_certificate

>Interview with a Homosexual Draftee

>"With the picture it was a bit difficult. The face had to be recognizable as well as the penis and the ass. To put all this into a square was a bit complicated. Twice I got cramps because of the position. […] I also got humiliated at the selection, before they announce it [the final diagnosis]. There are about 12 military people, big ones, with uniforms and everything. […] They all looked one by one at the pictures and I had to bring ten pictures, ten different positions there. This is the difficulty of course, but I managed to do it. And at every single picture they looked and compared it with me. I was standing in the middle. And then they asked me questions. For example which positions I like and if I use this position they see regularly. Questions like that."

Hmmm maybe that's why the old doctor looks in your asshole really close at MEPS?

>>510828861 (OP)
All the Turk bottoms are in government so ya that makes perfect sense

>>510828861 (OP)
Same was true for Germany when we still had a draft. But gays weren't left off the hook entirely and had to do what was called civil service for two years.

>Apparently even if you get fucked once in the ass, doctors can tell.
this sounds like bullshit

I wouldn't wanna die beside no faggot and he try to rape my corpse.

The reason they require a video with face visible is for blackmail purposes. This is very very common in the muslim world.

>>510828861 (OP)
So, uh… how do you “prove” that you’re gay?

>>510828861 (OP)
What if you just frot?

>>510829122
Isn't healthcare free in colgateland? Get checked up and you'll know first hand if OP is telling the truth.

>>510828861 (OP)
>There are about 12 military people, big ones, with uniforms and everything. […] They all looked one by one at the pictures and I had to bring ten pictures, ten different positions there. This is the difficulty of course, but I managed to do it. And at every single picture they looked and compared it with me. I was standing in the middle. And then they asked me questions. For example which positions I like and if I use this position they see regularly.
KEK it sounds like the "12 military people" are using this rule to just look at amateur gay porn.

>>510829078
exactly. the pink certificate isn't a get out of jail free card - its your qualification for getting into politics. if everyone does the army service for a couple years or whatever then just fucking do it, or you'll be despised the rest of your working life.

>>510829505
It’s just like how penis inspection day is a fake cover story for looking at a bunch of little boy’s wieners.

>>510829122
There is an urban legend that in russia and some ussr countries when it still existed men who wanted to get out of military service would sleep with a carrot up their ass. They could then show their stretched asshole to recruitment as proof they're gay.

That's crazy

>>510829110
>tfw surprise cock and ball inspection day at the local kreiswehrersatzamt

>>510828861 (OP)
I would fail that proof :3

>>510829810
>local kreiswehrersatzamt
Good times. I wish I would chosen military sercive. but I was an angsty leftist punkrocker kid.

>>510828861 (OP)
>Top men can't serve but bottom cant

this is terrible idea, ur gonna end up with the Russian army with all the sadomaschoism rapes... Seems like Turks are gay as fuck still and I bet their army is gay as fuck too probably similiar to Russian army it seems. Horrifying.

>>510829937
>I wish I would chosen military sercive
you didnt miss out on anything, its mostly boredom and doing pointless tasks and cleaning and walking around and getting yelled at by some retard.
the money sucks too, they didnt really pay all that much and commuting to and from the base back home was a huge pain in the ass.
its full of humiliation rituals and mandatory vaccines too.

>>510828861 (OP)
and you thought
>penis inspection day
was harsh and weird

>>510830120
Meant to type
>Top men can serve but bottom cant

Lmao, can't you just do a deepfake of yourself getting fucked in the ass?
Just scan your face into some gay shit.
Yeah, it's humiliating, but you're not actually getting fucked in the ass, and you don't have to serve the armed forces (where you'll also get fucked in the ass.)

>>510830686
you could do that....but you'll still be expected to actually take it in the ass later, so you're not really winning.

>>510829735
kek

Shiiiit I guess there are so many gay turks, that they needed to implement a whole certificate for them. KEK!

>>510833709
ive had gay turkish teenagers chase me down the road before. theres plenty of gay sex there if you want it.

>>510828861 (OP)
This is a good idea. As a bottom, I can't serve in the millitary, but my country has no such law so I have to avoid by other means, which sucks.
>but why
If you ever saw me you'd understand. I never engaged in sexual activity, but you could still tell.

>>510833709
There are gays everywhere, kraut. Roaches know what they're doing, at least.

Real talk: would you let Mustara ravage your ass to get out of the draft ?