>nazis come up with brilliant idea
>“gorals aren’t real poles, they're racially distinct mountain men”
>plan: turn them into elite SS highlander division
>set up recruitment in Zakopane
>get 200 young Gorals drunk out of their minds on unlimited booze
>convince the drunks to enlist
>put them on a train to SS training camp in Trawniki
>sober up halfway, realize they signed up for Nazi army
>get off train at and vanish
>only 12 make it to the actual camp
>immediately get into massive brawl with ukrainian recruits
>slavs doing what slavs do: drunk, violent, and hating each other on sight
>nazis shockedpikachuface.jpg
>SS command writes it off as hopeless, cancels the whole thing
>commander who pushed the idea gets sacked
>turns out the “racially distinct” gorals were just regular poles:
>belligerent, alcoholic, and ready to brawl with hohols at the drop of a hat

>>510832510 (OP)
Does a day ever go by where you dont seethe at Europeans?

>>510832719
It’s a pretty funny story

Nazis had a lot of unintentional comedy gold moments, like when Ribentropp shouted at Turkish ambassador cause he thought Turks are dumb and won’t understand him otherwise.

>>510833385
kek, what other funny stuff happened?

Or that time they brought balkanoid muzzies to france and they chimped out.

>>510833941
In your eyes probably the genocide you committed against Germans.

>>510832719
>>510836059
hans, I made this thread to trigger polacks

>>510836566
The Poles are Europeans, golem.
Filthy foreigners like you dont get trash talk them.