>>510833176 (OP)I have a suspicion that Hercules was nothing but a super strong retard and people made him do awful shit just to see if he would survive, but when his retard strength didn’t fail him and he was lucky enough to live through these trials, they panicked and pretended to be gods and that Hercules was some mischling half god a la Jesus just so they wouldn’t look like assholes for sending a retard to do dangerous shit for lulz. I got the idea when I saw that movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger about Hercules and the way Arnold talked made him sound like a retard.