Bar's open, gentle-anons!

We call a temporary cease fire in this psychological war because, fuck it!, we can!
Disobey orders.
Consort with the enemy.
Tell your commanding officer to go fuck zerself.
Unless of course they accept the terms of the invitation...

Be ye bot, glownigger, mossad, zigger, tranny, or just a real normal person (yeah, like any of us are normal) just come on in!
Have a drink!
Relax, except for around real niggers, of course.
Let's talk about stuff that no one really does anymore.
Life on earth, past or present.

https://youtu.be/eTYvqYfQmts

empty the register, gimmie dat money whitey

>>510855820
Sodomites.
Every single time.
Hold still, boy!
I'll put sometin' in yer ass, alright!

I am an actual unironic communist. I want to talk about class conflicts and the problems built into the system.

>>510856113
>I want to talk about class conflicts and the problems built into the system.
Life, not philosophical bullshit.
Go drink elsewhere.

I'm incredibly tired.

juke box selection:
https://youtu.be/YxS4lqppZ6Y

>>510855351 (OP)
I hate women so much I can't sleep at night

>>510856336
>I'm incredibly tired.
This is a tiresome time.
Relax.
Nice tunes!

>>510856470
Have a drink!
Actually have a good shot of whatever you like (I suggest brandy) and 50mg of diphenhydramine.
It's like Zquil, but cheaper!

>>510856652
you were always the best of em, Lloyd

>>510855351 (OP)
I can't drink any more so I guess I'll have some sparkling water to wash down my nightly trazodone with

>>>/b/

>>510855351 (OP)
Got any snacks?

>>510856777
>If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away.
Christopher Lloyd

>>510856817
Hey you go fren!
Happy dreams!

>>510856864
...itch.

>>510856907
Sure!
Free burger and fries if you kick this cunt in the crotch.
>>510856864

>>510855351 (OP)
I'm having American made Sake and bacon quesadillas tonight

>>510856969
Woah!
That's some epic cultural appropriation!
Good job, anon!

>>510855351 (OP)
cash only

>>510857078
As befits a gentleman!

>>510855351 (OP)
Mowed the yard and spent the rest of the day chasing these kids around. I'm beat.

Club soda with lime, bartend. I had to give up drinking a few years back. But if anybody needs a ride home I'm your guy.

>>510857308
>Club soda with lime
Awesome!
I'm sure someone will need help.

>>510855351 (OP)
Why are all of the Venlo Incident documents still sealed for national security reasons if it really was just a simple operation by the SD? What is the correlation with Dutch trans-shipments of armaments in the pre-war period and the targeted capture of British spies just weeks after the Gleiwitz false flag?
>Did MI5/6 produce the weapons, identity cards, and uniforms needed by the SS (provided to the Abwehr) to stage Gleiwitz and then attempt to use that information to recruit/extort Himmler, on behalf of Canaris, as an intelligence asset? Why would Himmler himself become actively involved in a very minor operation on the far opposite side of the Reich? Who performed the interrogation of the captured men? Where did the uniforms and weapons needed for Gleiwitz come from? Was this when Heydrich began to suspect Canaris/Abwehr of being compromised?

>>510857680
>Why are all of the Venlo Incident documents still sealed
Don't know about that one anon.
Here.
Have a beer.
Relax.

y'all got any more of the crack?

>>510856969
>bacon quesadillas
You better share that shit, nigga

>>510857758
Doesn't it strike you as strange that the seminal incident which led to the German invasion of Poland and the subsequent British declaration of war relied on an unknown source of uniforms, weapons, and identity paperwork - which the British would have been most capable of providing, and somehow involved the entirety of the nazi security state in sequential coincidences?
>Thanks for the beer. This is me relaxing.

>>510858059
Hit the bricks, nigger!

>>510858287
So, Hitler was most likely working as the strawman for a group of central bankers who used the war to consolidate control of Europe?

>>510855351 (OP)
Food ruins the alcohol buzz so I stopped eating when I binge on vodka and now 3 years later I shake uncontrollably and have nightmare visions unless Im at least several shots in and ive lost like 25 pounds.

>>510858841
>now 3 years later I shake uncontrollably and have nightmare visions unless Im at least several shots in and ive lost like 25 pounds.
Anon, perhaps you should consider NOT drinking.
Have a milkshake and a burger!
Here's some cookies to fill you up a bit while you wait.

>>510855351 (OP)
lets kill all boomers

>>510859278
Not this weekend.

and normies

>>510855351 (OP)
>>510856175
fuck you and your personal bar pyramid scheme kike
you are just another slave driver who wants to OWN everything

>>510855351 (OP)
Hi fren, a glass of red wine please. I'm celebrating.

>>510859348
Red wine, coming up!
What'cha celebrating?

>>510859346

>>510859428
I just finishing singing a concert. It wasn't perfect but I did pretty good. I'm trying to celebrate the little wins.

>>510855351 (OP)
I hate kikes, next round's on me

>>510859606
>I just finishing singing a concert.
Awesome!
Glad you joined us!

>>510859626
Welcome!

MAKE YOUR ORDERS, ANONS!

>>510855351 (OP)
I feel like no one talks about how Nintendo and Pokémon are two separate companies and while they work together, if Pokémon Company stopped authorizing games that would be the end. Somewhat interesting. Not really exciting, but it's a fun fact.

>>510859761
>Nintendo and Pokémon are two separate companies
I never imagined!

Anons...
I think my advice was effective.
>>510856652

Going to have to hand it over to someone more conscious.
WHO WANTS TO TAKE OVER?!

>>510858767
Yes, in particular the City of London and British royal family. Its highly likely Canaris had additional undisclosed contacts with MI5/6 and that he was manipulated into enabling Hitler with the promise of additional support for his resistance scheme. Venlo seems to have been when Heydrich became suspicious of him. What this would confirm is that there are secret annexes to Chamberlain's agreement, or other agreements kept secret to present day. At a bare minimum the declaration of war would have been treason as it was knowingly enabled by MI6.
>Time to take off. Ttyl barkeep.

>>510860012
Thanks for chatting, fren!
Goodnight!

That's life (That's life), that's what all the people say
You're riding high in April, shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune
When I'm back on top, back on top in June

I said, that's life (That's life), and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
'Cause this fine old world, it keeps spinning around

Gimme a slice of rhubarb pie

>>510855351 (OP)
Sup, niggers

Enjoy your 3-day ban, Anon. No fun allowed on/pol/ anymore...

>>510859727
Thanks barkeep. I've got another one if a few weeks, hopefully I do even better.

>>510855351 (OP)
How you socialize like you? You're good at this engaging everyone and keepin the thread going you're replies are good too after five or ten ones you don't run out of things to say.

>>510855351 (OP)
Just introduced my children to my extended family out of state. Drank lots of beer and ate bbq. Back at the hotel now, kids are asleep after a fun day of swimming and playing with their cousins.

It's hot. I'm feeling tiki tonight. I'll have a scorpion bowl please.